Devil May Cry © Capcom

The Shinies

Jason M. Lee

"Dante..." Bi-colored eyes looked about the main office.

"...yeah?"

"You got new weapons?"

He pouted at the insinuation. "Not my fault there are devils stupid enough to get themselves turned into Arms. Shitty ones at that."

Bridge, fingers. "Your gun magazines?"

"Checking out the competition."

Lady pointed at the bookshelf. "All the car manuals?"

"Gotta keep that clunker running somehow."

"Guess the cookbooks are in case the pizzerias are closed."

"Hey, even I like to eat something different occasionally."

She stared flatly. "Hoarder."

He narrowed eyes back. "Collector."

"It's a hoard!" A gesture at the decorating skulls.

"It's a collection!"

A/N: From the official Inktober 2019 prompt, "dragon".