Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail / the characters in any way shape or form. All rights belong to Hiro Mashima alone.

Also, this is rated M for good reason. Lemons be heavily incorporated in the future, starting next chapter. But hey, I don't give a crap about how old you are. Just be warned.

Author's Note: So just under three years ago now, I began my journey into the world of Fairy Tail. I binged all of the episodes, read the manga, and still keep up with 100 Years Quest to this day. I still remember at least two years ago, I was looking for some high quality M rated harem fanfictions, and stumbled upon "A Fire Dragon's School Harem," by Kript. From that point on, my username, gamertag, and account name for just about anything got changed to Krypt. It wasn't because of the fanfiction (even though it is one of my personal favorite FT fics), but because I thought it was a cool name lmao. Anyway, a while later, I decided I would try my own hand at writing some fanfiction after rewatching the series. It spanned a whopping 3 chapters, and was absolute garbage. It can still be found on my profile if you really want to read some shitty stuff, but I would not recommend it. Anyway, to the point! After I abandoned said fanfiction (for good reason) I forgot about my roots. I forgot about this website, how I got the username I took everywhere, and the fanfiction that boosted my love for all of this. Although I didn't forget about Fairy Tail, I lost my passion that I used to have. Two years later, today, I have made the decision to go back, and write another fic. This time, it's going to be heavily inspired by "A Fire Dragon's School Harem." I absolutely loved the journey I took, and want to try providing it for others one last time. So if this turns out crap, please understand. Indulge me in reading this "pilot" of a sort, and let me know what you think. I've gone on long enough, so that's all, thank you!

Chapter One: Pilot

Natsu woke up suddenly, sweating and panting. He felt as though he wanted to bawl, but

of course, he didn't. He was a dragon slayer after all, and Igneel had always told him not to cry.

"Are you ok, Natsu!" a concerned voice exclaimed.

"Shit! Why are you here Mira!" Natsu shouted when he saw the white-haired mage

staring at him from across the bed.

"Cause you live with me you idiot! Anyway, were you dreaming about Igneel again?"

Natsu nodded and the thoughts of his dream came flooding back. Due to unfortunate circumstances, Natsu's father, Igneel, had recently died. For the time being Natsu was staying with Mira. "Come on Natsu, you're gonna be late for the first day of school!" Natsu looked at the clock sitting on the bedside table.

"Shit! You should've woken me up earlier, Mira! Class starts in fifteen minutes!" While

staying with Mira, Natsu also was starting to attend the same school as her, and unfortunately, yesterday was the final day of precious summer. Natsu rolled out of the covers and put on a pink… no, salmon… shirt that matched his hair but covered up his perfect six-pack, much to Mira's dismay. Ever since they were kids, she always secretly had a thing for Natsu, but Lisanna always stole the spotlight. Now that Natsu has moved in with her, however, she had finally gotten the opportunity she longed for. She could almost imagine her and Natsu, in this bed. Their lips locked, and Natsu slowly moved his hand down her neck, lower and lower, until suddenly—Mira shook her head to free herself from her pointless fantasies; it was no use anyhow. She sprinted downstairs with a bright red face, leaving a very confused Natsu.

'What is up with her?' Natsu wondered to himself, before following her out of the room.

Due to a lack of time, Natsu and Mira immediately ran out of the house towards the school without eating breakfast. Although they only lived about five blocks from the school, they didn't have much time until the first class, and Natsu didn't want to be late on the first day. Naturally, he took off at a dead sprint leaving Mira struggling to keep up.

"Natsu, could you please slow down!" Mira panted. Natsu did as she asked and turned

around before picking her up bridal style. "Natsu, what are you doing!" Mira exclaimed.

"Sorry but we don't have enough time, class is about to start soon." Mira tried to protest,

but was barely audible. In reality, her face was a deep scarlet, but the oblivious dragon slayer took no notice. Natsu sprinted through street corners and around confused pedestrians while carrying Mira until he reached the school.

"Natsu, you can put me down now." Mira finally managed to get out. Natsu kept running

and burst through the front doors, ignoring Mira's request. He was greeted by dozens of eyes, belonging to people walking towards their classes, who happened to see a strange pinkette holding the school beauty in his arms. Natsu slowly set Mira down, and a loud murmur began.

"Uhhhhh." was all Natsu managed to get out before everyone scurried away. The dragon

slayer turned around to look for Mira, only to find that she too was gone. 'Shit,' Natsu thought, 'I guess I'll just go to homeroom without her then.' Natsu made his way to his class and found his seat right before the bell rang. Sitting at the desk next to him was a black-haired guy with a crucifix around his neck. Natsu remembered seeing him in the crowd of people at the entrance.

"Looks like womanizer here almost showed up late on the first day." The ice-make

wizard casually said to Natsu.

"Gray, put some clothes on before you start criticising others." Natsu turned to look

at where the voice came from while a shocked Gray struggled to find his shirt and pants. The pinkette was immediately taken aback by what he saw. At the front of the classroom sat a beautiful blue haired woman. It wasn't her beauty, however, that surprised Natsu, it was her tail. Judging by how she was now yelling at a blonde girl sitting in the front row, he decided it would be a good idea to keep his mouth shut about her… appearance. Gray knew better than to get on her bad side, and kept his mouth shut as well.

"My name is Aquarius and I will be your homeroom teacher for this year." The woman sternly explained. "I'm going to take role, so please be in your seats."

Natsu noticed all of the guys in the room staring daggers at him as the teacher took role, but couldn't figure out why. He turned to a random brunette sitting next to him.

Natsu whispered, "Hey, do you know why practically everyone in the class is glaring at me?"

"It's cause they're all jealous of you, duh."

"Jealous?" a confused Natsu asked.

"You burst into school on the first day carrying the beauty. Everyone with a brain knows Mira, and every guy with a dick is after her." Natsu didn't know Mira was that popular, as she never talked about herself with him. However, it made since to the fire mage. After all, she could be pretty sexy sometimes. He cursed at himself for thinking of his childhood friend that way.

"What's your name?" Natsu quickly asked, trying to clear those images from his mind.

"Cana, and you're Natsu right?" Natsu nodded. "What do you say we go for a drink sometime, Natsu?"

"I'll pass," replied Natsu, knowing she was underage and also knowing that Mira would kill him if he went out with another girl. Regardless of what Mira thought, Natsu was more perceptive than he looked. He may not have been the brightest, but it didn't take long for him to catch on to her feelings.

"That's too bad," Cana casually replied. "I have to admit, I was a bit jealous of Mira." Natsu looked at Cana just in time to see her wink, then turn away. Although he didn't yet know what his school year had in store for him, the perplexed Natsu already had a bad premonition of what was to come.

The rest of the school day went off without a hitch. Mira had shown up in homeroom ten minutes late, but nobody said anything as it was the first day. The third period bell rang, and Natsu only had one period left before he was free from the prison he called school. Luckily, Natsu's last period was Physical Education, which was his favorite subject. There was nothing that Natsu loved more than running around after being stuck in a building for a whole day.

Natsu knew that his P.E. class would be much worse than usual, however, when he showed up at the track and saw Gray. The ice-make wizard was surrounded by some other guys, and was bragging about how good he was at sports. On top of it all, there was a strange red-haired lady sitting on the edge of the bleachers wearing a full set of armor. Natsu decided to ignore them both, and sat by himself on the bleachers. The P.E. teacher walked up in front of the stands and introduced himself.

"Hey, my name is Leo, and I'm going to be your teacher for this year." The man had golden hair, wore a suit and glasses, and had cat ears to finish the ensemble. "Listen, I don't really have enough time to make a class schedule, what with my lavish lifestyle and womanizing, so usually I just tell you to do something random."

'What kind of teacher is this?" Natsu thought to himself.

"So today, just run laps around the track until class ends. I have a date with Aries from Home-Ec after this, so please don't make me get my suit dirty." Everyone reluctantly agreed to start running. Gray started off at a dead sprint, trying to prove himself to his classmates, but Natsu effortlessly kept up with him. Gray turned and stared in shock.

"What the…! How are you keeping up with me so easily!" Gray exclaimed.

"Oh don't get so full of yourself." Natsu stated before casually breaking away. For the next few minutes Natsu continued running until he finished his first mile, while Gray was struggling to keep up far behind. Suddenly the red-haired woman from before pulled up alongside him.

"Not bad, you have good stamina. My name's Erza," the woman explained. "You must be Natsu, right?"

'How the fuck does everyone know my name already, this is only my first day!' Natsu wondered, but he responded by nodding.

"Good, I got it right. Well, I'll see you at the end," Erza finished before taking off. Natsu, not being one to back down from a challenge, picked up the pace as well. Soon, the two were in an all out sprint that lasted for the next twenty minutes. By the time class was over, Natsu had barely gotten ahead of the requip mage. They both were panting heavily and collapsed to the ground. Natsu was sweating, and took off his shirt to cool off. He got up in time, however to see all of the girls staring at his chiseled abs. They turned around quickly and blushed at being caught peeking. The pinkette quickly put his shirt back on.

"Ok, that's all for today. Good job to you all." Leo complimented. Natsu was so excited at the prospect of freedom, that he sprinted away from the school. Everyone in the class simultaneously sweat-dropped, wondering how he could have so much energy left after his run against the infamous Erza. Natsu didn't seem to understand who he had bested in the race.

Natsu showed up at Mira's house and let himself inside using the spare key she gave him. Natsu figured Mira would already be home, as she usually got out early for a free period. When he entered the house, Natsu could hear a strange sound coming from upstairs, and with his improved scent, he could smell something weird. He walked up the stairs and realized the sound was coming from Mira's room. Mira always told Natsu that he was to, under no circumstances, ever enter her room; a demand to which he reluctantly obliged. However, something was different this time. He knew something was off. Perhaps she had fallen and hurt herself, perhaps she was being robbed. Natsu didn't know, but figured he should open the door anyway. As soon as Mira's room came into view, Natsu's eyes went wide. The walls were lined with photos of him. She even had Natsu plushies, and a life-size Natsu body pillow. To top it all off, however, Natsu saw the crown jewel of this room. Laying on the bed in plain view was Mira. She had her hand buried deep inside of her, and no clothes in sight.

"Natsu, Natsu, mmmnm yes!" Mira moaned. Suddenly, she looked up. She and Natsu locked eyes. An awkward moment passed before the dragon slayer slowly backed out of the room and quietly shut the door before sprinting down the hall. Mira stayed frozen on the bed, unable to move, but her mind was traveling at a million miles an hour. 'He saw you, he saw you! Mira you idiot, why wouldn't you lock your door! Now he thinks I'm a psychopath!' Meanwhile, on the other side of the wall, Natsu was having thoughts of his own.

'Holy shit I didn't know that Mira was so into me. Like masturbating to someone is one thing, but having a room full of lookalike dolls…' Needless to say, the two wizards didn't speak for the rest of the night. All Natsu could think about now was the image of Mira's pale, smooth skin. Ordinarily, he might have wanted to expel these images from his head. But tonight, for some strange reason, he didn't seem to mind.

Chapter One End

Ok that's all for now. I would have made it longer and more detailed, but this was thrown together in an hour when I had a flurry of inspiration. If you didn't read the author's note, this is going to be a harem fic, and yes, basically every girl will be involved so long as I actually continue the story. To ensure that I do, please leave a comment giving feedback or favorite the story. If people don't like what I write, then there'd be no point in continuing, so I want to know what you have to say. This was VERY experimental, and based off of "A Fire Dragon's School Harem," by Kript as I mentioned in the beginning. Anyway, until next time, see ya!

Girls I am definitely going to make sure to include if I continue:

Mira

Erza

Lucy (not a NaLu fan so probably a one time thing)

Juvia

Kagura

Aquarius

Those are just the definite ones that I already have plans for, so don't worry :p.