Quick Disclaimer: I don't owe anything from Sony, or Sony Pictures Animation, expect for my OC's. This is only made for the purpose of entertainment.

Hey Everybody. So, welcome to my Hotel Transylvania 3 Rewrite!. Now, in my personal opinion, I thought the third movie was painfully, PAINFULLY Ok, it wasn't good, it wasn't bad. It was just, ok. I love the general idea of the movie, and the animation is really great, and certain Scenes are fantasic. But, I feel like they missed a massive shot with the "Romance" element. They only focused on Drac and Ericka's relationship, rather than the other main romances like Mavis and Johnny, and possibly Dennis and Winnie. It could've been really funny and possibly better than the other two movies. Now, if you love the original, or you hate the original movie, that's perfectly fine. We all have our own opinions, this is just something i want to do for fun. So, without further ado of this long message, here's our Hotel Transylvania 3 Rewrite

1897

On a dark and stormy night, The Transylvania Express flew through the train tracks at the finest speeds. Inside it, people in there were dressed nicely. Of course, because the location they were heading to was a party being held by a famous billionaire. People were going there the day before, so they can get ready the next day.

The conductor walked out onto the aisle. "Budapest, Budapest, the next stop, Budapest. Budapest is the next stop. Budapest." He said as he walked across people, checking if they had their tickets.

He walked passed a group of what Appeared to be 5 old women. But what he, or anyone else didn't know, were that these women were actually some of the most dangerous monsters of all time! "Tickets, ladies."

"Ooh, here you go." A monster in a high pitch voice that was blue covered in stitches gave out his ticket.

"Here's mine" A monster who was pale, and had stupidly long nails.

"...And mine." One said who was covered in bandages.

"Mine too." One said who was completely furry.

"Here you go." One said and was completely Invisible.

The conductor took all their tickets without even looking at them. Thank the devil. And he walked away from them.

"And, thank you, young man." The Fanged Dracula said in a high pitch voice. He slumped back into his seat.

"Man, I hate wearing disguises. This heels are killing me." Murray, the mummy, said while he was resisting the pain of the heels had on his legs.

"Okay, take it down a notch, we don't want to alarm the humans." Dracula whispered turning to murray. If they found out who they were, they would all freak. And he and his friends would possibly die.

"Psst, Drac." Frank whispered to drac. Dracula turned at his front to see a little Scotish kid looking at them

"I'm about to freak out!" The kid said, seeing drac's fangs.

"Are you kidding me?" Drac said to himself before using his magic "You're a nice kitty."

The kid then froze in place for a moment, then. "I'm good kitty cat. Meow, meow."

"Why are we on here to begin with? You haven't been this far out of home since..." Wayne, the wolf, stopped himself from speaking. He knew Dracula didn't like to be reminded of, Martha.

"I know about that Wayne. But, we need more supplies for the Hotel. If we go on this one trip, we'll be able to finish the construction." Dracula said trying to keep a happy tone. It had been 3 years since Martha's death. He wasn't handling it super well. But, he was determined to keep their promise. He'll finally be able to make the hotel.

Then, the doors from the outside of the train bursted down. Everyone turned around to see a massive, blonde figure wearing a white jacket, and a purple sweater. He had a strange looking blaster in his hands. It looked unstable, since there was purple electricity coming off of it.

"Oh, no, not this clown again." Dracula sighed recognize the figure

"Good evening, travelers, I am professor Abraham Van Helsing. Yes. One of the Van Helsing's. For centuries, my families protected humanity from the evils of monsters. So, you can believe me when I tell you there are monsters hiding amongst you!" Van Helsing exclaimed in an over the top way and by the end, a chicken freaked out when they found out that monsters were on the train.

Everyone began to get nervous, but Van said this "But fear not, for I am a professional. And I know how to flush out these beasts" he ripped a match pack outta his lab coat, and lit it on fire. "And bring them into the light!" He shoved it into Frank's face. Frank noticed and, being frankenstein, take a guess on what happened.

"Fire, Bad!" He yelled as his disguise flew off and ran outta the train. Drac, Murray, Griffin, and Murray knew their covers were blown and they also ran out with him. Van, not caring about the other people, began to shoot at them. With purple electricity shooting out. Windows began to shatter, wooden objects were beginning to break, about to stab people. Everyone began to hit the deck, and hide anywhere they could. Even the kid that saw them earlier freaked out like a cat and began to rush around the room.

The gang bursted outta the train and took off their disguises.

Drac, Frank, Griffin, Murray, and Wayne hopped onto the roof of the train and began to run to the back of it. They hopped across the train, van helsing popped up on the roof and began to chase after them.

Helsing shot a blast at the monsters. They all were able to dodge it, but the wind was stopping them from achieving to get as fast as they could. They continued to run.

They went to the very end of the train and stopped. Dracula turned around to see Van Velsing walking towards them.

"Sorry, guys." Drac said before pushing them off the train. They landed in the woods. Griffin broke his glasses, frank's body broke apart, wayne landed on the tree by his back, and Murray landed... In between his legs.

"Finally, first I kill Dracula, and then the rest of the monsters!" Van Helsing yelled out as he was approaching him

"Why do you keep doing this? Your dad, your grandfather, your great-great-granny. defeated them all. When will you Van Helsing's ever learn to let go of the hate?" Drac said as if he and Van Helsing were talking over a beer, having a friendly chit chat.

"Never! Because you monsters are evoked!" Van helsing said beginning to take aim at Dracula. Then, dracula transformed into a mouse.

"Eh, squeak, squeak?" He said

"Huh, A mouse?" Van said before getting hit by the front of a tunnel was coming up.

Another time, van and drac were chasing each other from the sky. Van was shooting from a biplane at drac "You can't run from me, Prince of Darkness! I will hunt you for all eternity!" Drac flew outta the planes way and the plane crash into a cliff

"I swear, I will never rest until I destroy you!" He said another time when they were chasing each other through the streets.

"And..." He said when they were by a Cliffside and the Cliff broke thanks to a lighting strike

"Every..."

"Other..."

"Monster..."

"If it's the last thing..."

"I..."

"Ever..."

"Dooooooooooooooo!" He said when his body landed in an ocean. Dracula, assumed he was dead.

"Boy, that guy is annoying. Maybe one day there will be a place where the monsters can go, to get away from it all. Oh wait, there already I could take a vacation there, who knows? Maybe even get married. Wouldn't that be something? Oh wait, the person that made it was me. So long, Van Sucking."

But unaware of Dracula, he was still alive. In pure rage that he was thwarted again by Dracula. He screamed underwater in pure rage. Because all this time, monsters were in a secret place, and he didn't even notice. then, his body went limp. A thunder cracked in the sky. The thunder showing his own skeleton.

Sony Pictures Animation Presents

Hotel Transylvania 3: The Love Boat!

Alrighty, that was the first part of the rewrite. Let me explain myself on the changes.

The first change was that he actually know the Reason why The Drac Pack is on a train at this time. In the original, we have no idea why they are on the train. This was the only reason I could've thought why they were on the train.

And also, Van Helsing is ACTUALLY DEAD. To me, it made absolutely no sense how he was even alive just by planting himself onto a robot. It was definitely the early 1900's when he did that, so A. That's impossible for the time period and B. What did the surgery even look like? So, i'm killing him off in this version.

So, that's all. Have a nice day or night.