Let's play a game.

A game of catch me if you can. It's simple really. I run and you try to catch me. Understood? Great! Let's begin.

I'll start. I am headed to the Gotham City bank. If my calculations are correct, it takes you thirty minutes to notify you that somewhere in Gotham, there's trouble.

The bat signal on the roof of GCPD alerts you when I'm already two steps ahead of you.

It's the normal routine with us Bats. You arrive when there's a huge hole in the wall and fire everywhere from my bombs I've planted on the banks walls and around it.

You and I both know where this is going. You track me down, play my game, and you save Gotham.

But first, I like a little chase. Foreplay isn't all that bad. I love little foreplay with you and only you Bats. Just us in the grand affair. I know I'll never get tired of it.

Call me crazy but I think you like the chase too. Knowing your motto is to not kill, you should kill me. You can stop this endless loop. I always come up with ways to end these chases with both of us satisfied. At least I am.

Oh Bats can't you see? I can go on forever with this. I hate to say this but you have full control. Secretly I let you. Fighting for dominance is more fun but submitting is more interesting.

Sounds riveting doesn't it? I can tell you like it as much as I do! Bats it's our running gag. Years we have perfected it to a T. Oh if only the night didn't have to end.

You see I will always love the chase. Bats you will catch me. I will be waiting for you as always. Most would think it's psychotic but I think it's romantic.

Oh romance. Best thing anyone could have. I believe I found that in you Batsy. Everytime you never fail to show me a good time. I'd rather ride in the back of your batmobile than a police car.

Bats I want you to remember why this started. To cherish every single moment from when you catch me to my escape.

We do it all over again. That's our relationship. Nothing more nothing less. We will keep it up until the end of time.

Doesn't that sound fun Bats?