Chapter 1 Gulliability at its Worse...and Best

"Oh come on Natsu can't be that gullible!" Lucy laughed as she sat with Mirajane, poking some harmless fun at the pinkette with Fairy Tails' bartender Mirajane.

Mirajane was drying up some of the mugs that were used of all remaining drinks before she takes them to the back for proper cleansing.

"Oh Lucy you have no idea, Natsu once fell for it when I said that his stomach aches were from a small dragon in his gut tearing at his insides."

Lucy eyes widened "He bought that!"

Mirajane winked "I sold it!"

They both laughed maniacally their eyes watering from the intensity of their laughter. Other patrons weren't present at the moment, as today was very busy with the ever growing amount of quests on the bulletin board. Lucy had just came back from her last quest to deal with a rogue ghost warthog summon attacking people. It didn't help that it was attracted to women with... generous assets, and as such was the bane of Lucy's existence for the past week, she still hasn't caught it, and thus decided to take a 'small' break.

"Erza is no different either." Mirajane broke Lucy from her thoughts. "I one time told her if she stepped on a crack enough times, her back would break out before she turned 24. So she took her blade...and flipped every piece of concrete she could find on the sidewalk!"

The girls stood there for a second then began to laugh again, Mirajane giggling into her hands while Lucy held her forehead at the sheer lunacy of the Titan's gullibility.

Lucy collects herself "I swear those two, birds of a feather…" and took a drink out of her glass.

"Which reminds me…" Mirajane asked

Lucy looks to Mirajane "What?"

Mirajane asks "How's that novel coming along?"

Lucy's eyes widened as she spits out her drink. Mirajane flinches.

"M-My novel!?" Lucy asks, her face reddening.

Mirajane responds her hands on her hips " Well yeah the novel about Fairy Tails' adventures, how's that coming along? "

Lucy sweatdropped "Oh THAT novel, I m-mean of course that novel."

Mirajane "Wait a minute, don't give me that what was that panic I saw on your face a second ago?"

Lucy waves her hand back and forth dismissively though averting eye contact "N-Nothing whatever gave you that idea haha!" Mirajane's eyes narrow dangerously a certain demonic aura enveloping the atmosphere. "Lucy...you wouldn't happen to be LYING now would you."

Lucy looks to Mirajane 'CRAP!'

Lucy shyly says "It's nothing big, I've written many of our adventures already and wanted to take a break from it to gather my thoughts, but recently I've been dabbling thoughts on page, looking into other novel ideas."

Mirajane smiled, the aura gone "Oh well that great Lucy, but what are you all nervous about?"

Lucy gulped loudly "I've been getting a bad stroke of writer's block, and to p-pass the time we'll I... began…writing some… smuttyeroticfiction." She muttered at the end.

Mirajane looked to Lucy curiously "Wait I didn't the last part." Lucy spoke more slowly, her face red "I've been writing erotic fiction!"

Mirajane's blushed "Oh uh, o-okay." Lucy looks ashamed "I know, I'm such a pervert, I'm even worse than Gray." Mirajane adds "Your just writing, he's kind of a nudist, I-I wouldn't say your a complete pervert…"

Lucy looks to Mirajane fidgeting in her seat "Your not helping Mirajane!" Mirajane recollects herself "Well it's not the worse thing in the world you know and besides you said so yourself, your writing to brainstorm. Writer's tend to get stuck anyways so it's not a big deal."

Lucy balls "I thought so too until… " Lucy places a pink book onto the table. It's sound echoing across the room. Mirajane looks at it then at Lucy. "That's the--" Lucy interrupts "That's how much I wrote... it's more than my actual book."

Mirajane's looked flabbergasted. She slowly took the book and held it. She hesitated, her eyes closed to take a deep breathe as she quickly flips open through the pages of the book.

"There's drawings too…" The albino mumbled.

Lucy blush intensified "I KNOW! That's why I've been feeling so ashamed. I couldn't write my actual novel but I could write an entire novel on smut."

Mirajane observed "It's a book about fantasies, many *gulp* different ones."

As Mirajane observed more closely she realized something. "You're actually finished with it!"

Lucy looked to the side "Y-Yeah, but I can't focus on my other novel despite finishing the other. I don't know what's wrong with me."

Mirajane came to a realization "Wait Lucy. I think the real reason why your so frustrated is literally because your… frustrated." Lucy looks to Mirajane "What are you talking about?"

Mirajane shows a sympathetic smile. "This is a book of fantasies that you wrote but from what your telling me I bet they're fantasies you wanted to fulfill, but couldn't." Lucy looks around sheepishly. Mirajane gains a smirk "The devil's in the details. Lucy you need to get laid!"

Lucy balks "I-I don't know what to say Mirajane." Mirajane "If that's what you're worried about I think if you get to satisfy some of those desires, maybe you'll be able to remove that writer's block."

Lucy paid attention, for despite the absurdity of the situation she had to admit, maybe Mirajane was right. "I think you might be on to something Mira, b-but I'm too nervous, and I don't want to you know, ask a stranger."

Mirajane placed her finger towards her chin thinking "What about Natsu?" Lucy's voice hitched in her throat. "W-What?" Mirajane eyes half lidded conspiratorially "You said it earlier, Natsu is gullible, too gullible in fact, maybe you can CONVINCE him to, take care of some of those desires you've kept to yourself. Just DON'T tell him it's for sex he'll freak out."

Lucy's ears began steaming "Wait a minute! That's taking advantage of Natsu, I can't do that to him!" Mirajane's arms cross under bosom "You got a better idea!"

Lucy looks around guiltily. Mirajane simply looks deeply into Lucy. Lucy finally cracks"Okay, okay I'll give it a shot! So what do I say!" Mirajane smiles "Just say it's for training!" Lucy deadpans.

--TIMESKIP--

It's late in the afternoon at the Fairy Tail guild. The patrons who were busy before had returned to the bar, pockets laced in the wealth of their completed tasks. Lucy among them looking for a certain pinkette. As she searches using her eyes she sees Happy and Natsu at one of the tables, Natsu looked a bit worse for wear. "Hey uh Natsu, w-what's up?" Lucy asks as she walks towards his table. Natsu looked like hell

Happy, who was drinking out of a miniature mug looked towards Lucy "He had a job to help reorganize a library whose books were blown out of their shelves from a small earthquake."

Natsu eyes comically clenched in restrained fury "It wasn't an earthquake. I saw the bastard. It was a ghost warthog that caused that mess. The dumbass who was supposed to take care of it walked out on the job and made my day a living hell. I had to fix an entire library three times. THREE DAMMIT!"

Lucy looked extremely ashamed. Natsu had unintentionally insulted her. The reminder that she made Natsu go through all that from her incompetence alone made her feel like crap. It also gave her inspiration for what she would do next.

"Hey N-Natsu." Natsu looked towards Lucy "What's wrong Lucy?" Lucy responds "I-I heard about a new form of umm, t-training, yeah, and I need a p-partner, in order to do it right. Do you think you could--" Natsu grinned "New training, I'm up for that! In fact let's go right now!" He scooped up Lucy over his shoulder her legs kicking at his front while he sprints. Lucy just had enough time to squeals "GO TO MY HOUSE YOU IDIOT!"

Happy continued to drink, not a care in the world. A loud punch reverbs around the room "HEY WHO HIT ME!!" one of the patrons screamed before grabbing another patron to punch him. The bar soon became a brawl out, Happy getting crushed in the process, his drink unscathed.

--Lucy's Bedroom--

Natsu sat down on Lucy's bed grinning while bouncing up and down. "Come on, what's this training about Lucy!" Lucy couldn't help but smile at his child-like wonder and infectious grin.

"W-well it's a form of training that involves p-physical touching. It's great for b-bonding exercises and umm BOOSTS your endurance, yeah ahaha." Lucy sweatdropped. 'Oh who I kidding he's not going to fall for that!'

Natsu ponders then gains a knowing smirk "Physical touching huh? *Clenched fist* So fighting then!"

Lucy interrupts "NO NOT FIGHTING!" then thought 'Anything but that!'. She blushes " I'll show you."

Lucy gulps 'I can't believe I'm doing this!' She saunters over to Natsu and sits next to him on the bed. Her hands which were clenched out of nervousness untangled and slowly drifted to Natsu's black jacket. She spread it open gently to reveal his muscles chest. Natsu looks curiously "Hey I think I know what your talking about." Lucy's face reddens. "You do?"

'CRAP he got me.'

Natsu looks directly at Lucy "Yeah there's movies like this all over Makarov's office under his desk. The people in it looked like they had fun while training." He looks away "I wonder why it's kept so secret?"

Lucy gapes at Natsu 'He found Makarov's porn stash!'

Natsu looks again to Lucy "Don't worry Lucy I got it from here!"

Lucy could only say "What--" before Natsu pressed his lips against hers. His arms held her arms while her hands held his shoulders as his lips enveloped hers in a forceful kiss.

At first it was a few pecks, then a smooch, before it got heated, Natsu bringing his tongue deep into Lucy's mouth.

'Wow Natsu's really good at this…so forceful'

Lucy's eyes, which were wide before, closed slowly, submitting to the pleasure that would come next. Lucy began enveloping her tongue around Natsu as she began reciprocating, bringing Natsu closer to her. She positioned herself so that Natsu was on top as she placed her hands into his jacket to slip it off his torso, his toned chest being revealed.

"Natsu take off your shirt." Lucy began to unstrap her blue top while Natsu disrobed. Lucy was more than ready. She wanted this. She NEEDED this. 'Mirajane you were right, thank you.'

Natsu was about to remove her top, his muscular chest revealed to her, until there was a door knock. Both the blonde and pinkette looked towards the noise.

Natsu responded "I'll get it." He went to the door shirtless, leaving Lucy shocked flat on the bed. 'DAMMIT!' She thought.

Natsu opened the door. It was Erza. "Hey Lucy, just wanted to come over and say h- oh hello Natsu." She said before bringing Natsu's head towards her armored chest, hurting Natsu in the process.

"Gah!!! Hey Erza." Natsu said a sweatdrop on his face.

Lucy walks up towards Erza her blouse restrapped though she seemed a bit frustrated. "What is it Erza." Erza though is unaware of the blondes' barely restrained anger. "I heard you were doing a new form of training at your place, so I figured why not join you."

Lucy blushes. 'I can't have Erza here. If she finds out what me and Natsu were doing I'll die of embarrassment. I need to get her out of here.'

Lucy looks towards Erza "W-Well you see Erza I was actually going to be training with Na-"

Natsu's eyes furrow. "Oh hell no Erza. I was going to train with Lucy first!" Erza smiles "Well after me and Lucy are finished you could go right after."

Lucy blushes at the statement. Erza has no idea what she is trying to drag herself into.

"Besides training is not a matter of brute strength alone. It requires grace and self-control to maximize it's benefits." Erza noted safely.

"Oh and your saying I lack both!" Natsu defended himself. Erza responded "That and the flexibility and hip work to keep up."

Lucy's blush intensified at the unintentional almost sexual banter between the redhead and pinkette. She just couldn't get a word in between the two hotheads and the innuendos they made.

"I'm training with Lucy first. You can play dress up until then!" Natsu added.

"I'll be training with Lucy first Natsu. You can sit and watch until we're thoroughly finished." Erza said eyes closed her patience wearing thin.

Lucy's ears blew steam. She could only gape at the interaction between them.

"I betcha I could outlast you!" Natsu's face moved closely into Erza who responded to his close face glare with her own. "Is that a fact?" She said sarcastically their eyes sending Sparks between them in rivalry. Erza continues "There's only one way to settle this, we'll see who outlasts who and the winner could train with Lucy." Lucy's eyes were white globes by now. Her body shaking from the weight of the exchange the two morons were giving each other.

Natsu grins maniacally "You're on. Lucy can be referee."

Both Natsu and Erza head towards the bedroom a competitive look in their eyes, as if going to battle. Lucy slowly moved her head towards her bedroom, a stream of blood ran down her nose. 'What the hell did I just get into.'

As soon as Erza made it into the bedroom with Natsu she turned and asked "So how do we do it?" Natsu and her glare "Just like in those tapes Makarov keeps under his desk, you know the training vids, last one standing wins." Erza looks to the side "I always did wonder why he kept those there. Very well let's begin!"

The two closed the gap between them, lips tightly locked as their eyes closed in concentration. Erza wrapped her arms around Natsu's neck while his arms wrapped around her midsection. They smothered each other's lips, driving their tongues trying to gain dominance.

Erza moaned in Natsu's mouth.

Lucy walks into this view. 'What the hell?' She thought to herself she took a step back. She stood mouth agape as Erza and Natsu engage in a tug of war of tongues, navigating each other's oral cavities in a cascade of licks and sucks. Erza's tongue like her fighting style was graceful, dancing around Natsu's tongue and gaining momentum.

Natsu let out a groan, his tongue couldn't keep up. He roughly groped Erza's buttocks clad in her blue skirt causing Erza to shudder. The intrusive shock of nerves caused Erza to lose her dominance in the tongue war with Natus who shoved his organ down the redheads' throat.

"Ahhhhh….mmmmm *smooch*" Erza moaned out as she took advantage of Natsu's concentration being only on her mouth that she deftly unbuckled his trousers pulling them downward. As the trousers fell to the oakwood floor Erza requipped, the resounding flash of light knocking Natsu out of focus. Erza releases the liplock a string of saliva connecting the two. In a flash, Erza lifts her left leg behind Natsu's right ankle and using her dexterity trips him onto Lucy's bed. Erza swiftly straddled him completely bare reclaiming his mouth while Natsu eyes readjusted from the flash disorienting him. Her arms were near Natsu's sides arched in a push up like position to keep her weight off Natsu.

Lucy rubbed her eyes to stave off the flash. As she came to and witnessed the redheads bare smooth curvaceous form atop of Natsu's more bulky one, she covered her eyes with her hands.

'Oh god, this isn't happening.' The sounds of moans and groans from lips colliding were extremely prevalent however, too loud for Lucy to deny. A feminine gasp from Erza solidified the reality of this situation. Lucy hesitatingly peeked through her hands. The sight in front of her devastatingly as primal as before. 'This really IS happening.'

Natsu had recovered placing his hands again to Erza's rear squeezing the flesh between his fingers. Erza jolted once more her weight landing on top of Natsu as their arms full wrapped around each other to meld their lips more. Sweat began to form on their foreheads from the lack of oxygen and their hearts pumping.

Natsu moved his head from Erza's lips to her full luscious mounds. He suckled her right breast while his right hand fondles Erza's left breast. The roughness and rhythmic squeezing of her mammaries made Erza arch her back to drive her breasts deeper into Natsu letting out another gasp.

Lucy's head was boiling at the sheer lust emanating from the two mages in front of her. 'This is...this is so hot!' Lucy's hands unconsciously navigated from her eyes towards her breasts. She licked her dry lips while she teased her chest gently. 'I...I can't look away.'

Erza placed her hands on Natsu's chest to push him flat on the bed. She was extremely hot and bothered from the stimulation if the moisture was any indication and was ready to beat Natsu. She leaned back to rest her buttocks on Natsu's thighs while working his length a bit, she edged her lips towards his phallus and proceeds to suckle and lick his length. Natsu groaned "D-Dammit that feels good!" He places his hands on Erza's head deftly licking him, and begins gently thrusting himself, causing Erza to take him into her throat.

The gulps from the redhead and the hisses from the pinkette made Lucy tear her blouse open, straps be damned. She fondles her breasts, groping them in arousal to continue watching as Natsu's thrust became more forceful whilst Erza's hands hold Natsu's rips to take him faster.

'I don't want to look away.' The blonde thought to herself. The prolonged groan from Natsu indicates that he was liking the attention a little too much and had released into Erza's throat. Her flexibility enabled her to swallow his release. Natsu kept his hands tightly pulling Erza downwards while his head was pointing towards the sealing taking deep breathes from the exertion.

Erza let go of Natsu wiping some excess essence before smirking in victory. "Looks like I win Natsu, the mage in the video couldn't go after he was finis- wait a minute." Erza looked down, Natsu's endurance was on point, he was

still hard, unlike the video where the man was limp after finishing.

Natsu grinned towards Erza "What can I say…" He quickly pulled Erza by her hips edging her to straddle him. "I'm all…" he placed his hand on his length, Erza's entrance touching it's tip. "FIRED UP!!!" Natsu thrusts into Erza, the impact causing her folds to wrap around his length. Due to their mutual arousal he just slipped right in with a flopping sound of skin meeting skin. The intensity had also caused her to orgasm.

Erza moaned harshly, placing her hands on Natsu's abs to gain balance, lest she topples over. Erza makes eye contact with Natsu only one eye open. "B-Best two out of three." Natsu looked challengingly, teeth clenched "Go for it."

Natsu began using his hip and leg muscles to thrust upwards into Erza's womb. Erza flopped atop Natsu's torso from the ever increasing strong thrusts the pink hothead made. Using sensuous movements with her hips, Erza clenched her hips on Natsu's length in tandem with his thrusts. Her hands held his shoulders while doing so. Their eyes made intense contact, daring the other to submit.

Lucu, by this point had forgone her skirt, leaving her in her black thigh boots slowly tending to her entrance. Her right hands' fingers slipped in and out of her warmth while her left hand massaged and pinched her left teat. She sat at the doorway engrossed in the carnal display. 'What is wrong with me, I just... can't stop!' She thought to herself as the combined moaning from the bed got louder, filling the room with sounds of thrusting and the bed creaking from the weight.

*Flop* *Flop* *Flop*

Erza was sweating, her endurance gave out. Natsu's strength was immeasurable, and rapidly increasing in pace. She didn't stop her flexing of her hip muscles but she can't hold herself perfectly balanced anymore. Sweat encompassed both bodies. Their breathing haphazard, eyes closed from the strain.

Erza gasps out "I...I feel strange. I'm about to burst!"

Natsu's thrusts began speeding up. His strength not swaying. Erza can only hitch in gulps of breath from the speed as she kept up. Natsu held Erza tightly "Crap! H-Here it COMES!" Erza wrapped her hands around Natsu who buried his head in her shoulder, faceful of breast. Her insides tightly clenched around his length in bliss, causing the Salamander to release inside Titania.

While in their release the two mages rolled over, Natsu on top of Erza. They were still attached by the hip as they kept thrusting, gasping out while bucking against each other. Erza held fistfuls of the bed underneath her while Natsu held her wrists.

Lucy had reached her climax as well, her hair no longer in a ponytail, face flushed from the bliss. She basked in the release, relishing the blissful euphoria as frustration left her being. She felt great.

Natsu slumped against Erza, their sweat and lighting of the room made their bodies seem molded into one. Erza wrapped her arms around Natsu's back pulling him closer as he leaned his head on her left shoulder. Her legs arched around his waist. They basked in the afterglow of their rutting.

Erza speaks "That was… that was intensive training."

"Your telling me. L-Lucy, since your the ref, who w-won…" Natsu mumbled, all noise seemed gone in the room, so his voice was clear to Lucy.

In a half-lidded glance from exertion Lucy gasped out "I...I think…" she looked towards the two but found that they were both knocked out from their combined efforts. Lucy mumbles "Who really cares anyway…" Lucy dragged herself to bed next to Erza and Natsu's tangle of limbs. Both unconsciously pulled her into their embrace as she sighed. She lets out one last statement before sleep takes her.

"You both better make it up to me tommorow."