****Commercial Break****
Continuation: Olive Garden
Waiter: (runs for his life screaming, runs into a wall and breaks his neck) X.X
Malik: (to his Yami) I just *know* you had something to do with that.
Yami Malik: (resembling a cute little child) I only stabbed him *once* this time, Malik.
Malik: (resting his head on his forehead) You *killed* him Yami. He's not coming back.
Yami Malik: O.o But I stabbed him in the thigh.
Malik: He just *broke* his neck, Yami.
Chef: You have disgraced this place!! You killed my waiter!!
Yami Malik: No, lick her did it!!
Malik: O.o Sit down before you hurt yourself Yami.
Yami Malik: (sits as told, though he's sitting on a nearby child, and his weight crushes their bones, possibly paralyzing them)
Malik: (to chef) Allow me to explain: My...friend here must have obviously scared your waiter because, let's face it. He just broke his neck.
Yami Malik: (trying to soften the blow) I only stabbed him once.
Malik: O.o
Yami: (LOL)
Chef: Out! OUT OF MY RESTAURANT! NOW!!
Yami, Yuugi, Ryou, Bakura, Malik and Yami Malik: *are kicked out*
Bakura: I'm keeping this cup. (holds the cup protectively)
Malik: AND I AM SUING YOU!!! I know exactly what this is all about.
Yuugi: What are you talking about Malik?
Malik: They *naturally* blamed us for his death. You know why?
Bakura: *still sipping drink* I know why. It's because you're black, right Malik.
Malik: Hell yes! (goes to sue Olive Garden for racial discrimination)
Yami Malik: Money can't get everythang it's true, but what it can't get I can't use; I need money! That's what I want!! (follows his angry hikari)
Ryou:...Um, I-
Bakura: Don't say anything. It's not your affair.
Yami: (switching the subject) Yuugi, are those panties hanging out of your pocket?
Yuugi: NO!!!
Ryou: I swear you're a girl.
Yuugi: I'm NOT A GIRL!!!!!
Bakura:...*finishes off drink* You can't prove that. If you can prove your not a girl, then Yami can prove that Leon Sphinks once had a respectable looking face.
Yami: -.-
Ryou: I really think you're a girl.
Yuugi: I AM NOT!!!! ASK TEÀ!!
Teà: I'm sorry Yuugi; I'm too busy kissing Yami's butt and stalking him to notice you.
Yami: O.o Kindly refrain, crazed woman.
****End Commercial Break****
Monica: (doing the Harlem Shake) You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub.
Mokuba: (joining in rapping/doing the Harlem Shake) Mama I got what you need if you need to feel a buzz!
Together: I'm into having sex, I ain't into makin' love. So come give me a hug if you into gettin' rough!
Monica: ^_____^ Welcome back babies! Well, there's only 3 more awards after this, and there's only two more parts, and many, many more performances. So the authors have conveniently decided to have two musical performances in this part, and to announce the winner of the Cutest Bishounen Award. Me and Laura will be finding out who our loverly dates are in just a few minutes.
Laura: (sarcastically) Huzzah.
Mokuba: ^__________^
Monica: Mokuba, honey, don't smile so wide. You look sick, and I don't mean in a flu kind of way. You look like the dude from Psycho.
Mokuba: I can't help it! N*Sync is up next.
Monica: (smacks hand to forehead, grins) That's right, I'm supposed to be in that performance. I'll see ya'll later. (dashes off stage)
Laura: (raises eyebrow) What the hell was that all about?
Mokuba: ^_________________________________^ You'll see...(to audience) While we're waiting, let's check in with our stage crew member, ACME Rian. ACME?
**Camera switches to a girl with brown hair, about 5'5" wearing a blue jean outfit-jacket and pants-and a little belt around her neck. She's in the audience with Yugi and Ryou, who are with the fangirls.**
Rian: Hi Mokuba!
Mokuba: Hi Rian! What's going on with the 3 dead stars?
Rian: (shakes head) No one else has died so far. May I point out that only stage crew has access to the sandbag that killed Jennifer Lopez?
Mokuba: Uh...sure.
Rian: ?_?
Mokuba: Anyway, good luck on that.
Rian: (nods) Sure! Can't wait to see Good Charlotte perform, right Yugi? ^____^
Yugi: (blushes) Uh, right.
Rian: I'm between two of the cutest bishies in the world! You two wanna have dinner later on after the show is over?
Yugi and Ryou: Sure! ^_^
Mokuba: ^____^ Have fun Rian!
Rian: Thanks! ^_^
**Camera switches back to Mokuba and Laura**
Mokuba: (grinning deviously) They're ready now. Here they are ladies and gentlemen: N*SYNC featuring Monica!
Laura: O.O (grimaces) Oh no.
**Camera focuses center stage where N*SYNC is set up to dance, by themselves. Music starts up.**
Justin: Would you be my...? Would you be my...?
**Monica walks out on stage, wearing a pair of *tight* beige khaki hip hugger capris and a red peasant blouse, Reebok Classics with no socks, and a Burberry hat. Her lips are glistening that pretty mocha color J-Lo sometimes wears, which she actually stole from J-Lo after she died, and in her ears are 2 big silver hoops.**
Monica: (grinning) Seto baby, this is for you.
Seto: (snaps to attention) What the...?!! O.O
Monica: (rapping like Nelly) They don't want you like I want you-believe me boo, I done told you. They don't 'perciate ya playa-I can tell by the way they stalk you. They don't love you like I love you, squeeze you like I squeeze-I'll make your neck pop back and in fac' I'll buckle ya knees.
Seto: O.O
Bakura: (grinning) My, but that girl is persistent.
Seto: (rolls eyes) Shut up.
Monica: O K suga-what's it gonna take for you ta be my ni--a? (singing with Justin) Tell me right now!
All: O.O
Mokuba: Is she allowed to say that?
Laura: She just did.
Mokuba: But isn't that...(fidgets slightly) I don't know. Offensive?
Laura: Mokuba, in case you haven't noticed, Monica's black. And so are a few other people around here. And I don't think she meant that in a racial slur kind of way. I think she actually meant to compliment Seto. As long as no one repeats it we'll be fine. (grimaces) And anyway, I don't see how we can stop her.
Monica: (still rapping) Friends say you should, I'm thinkin' that we could- little brotha goin' "Seto I wish you would." But you hesitatin, debatin' whetha or not it's real. I ain't shootin' game boy-I'm just tellin' ya how I feel. I love er'thang aboutcha-yo' hips and the way they swang. By the way, I'm really sorry about'cha limousine. I'll be yo personal shrink boo-I cur whatchu think. In fac' I boughtchu a Caddy in black cuz I got it like that. So tell yo fans (w/N*SYNC) Bye bye, and tell 'em you long gone! Ain't no need in waitin' up cuz you done fount you another home!
Seto: (blushes slightly)
**Starts dancing with N*SYNC**
Justin: I don't know why you care.
Monica: Why ya thinkin' bout it papa?
Justin: They don't even know you're there. Cause they don't love your eyes. And they don't love your smile. Boy you know that ain't fair.
Bakura: This sounds gay.
Malik: I always thought they were. They're singing to Seto. That just proves it.
Bakura: (eyes Seto) Sure they're not the ones who.?
Seto: (angrily) QUIET!!
Both: O.O
Malik: (pouts) No need to get testy.
N*SYNC: The middle of the night, are they gonna be by your side? Or will they run and hide?
Monica: Probably will cause they're just fangirls.
N*S: And Seto when you cry, are they gonna be by your side? Do they even know that you're alive?
Monica and Justin: I've got an idea!
N*S: Would you be her boyfriend? She'd treat you good. We know you hear your friends when they say you should.
Monica: Baby, cuz if you were my boyfriend, you'd be my shining star. (w/N*S) The one to show you where you are.
N*S: Boy you should be her boyfriend.
Seto: (blushing madly) Who's idea was this anyway?!
Mokuba: (suddenly grows wings and a halo) I dunno...^__________^
Justin: Do they know what you feel? Are you sure that it's real, yeah-eh- yeah. Do they ease your mind, or do they break your stride? Did you know that love could be a shield...?
N*S: The middle of the night, are they gonna be by your side? Or will they run and hide?
J: You don't know cuz things ain't clear.
**Monica starts to dance her way off stage and towards Seto, surprisingly still in sync with the rest of the band.**
N*S: And Seto when you cry, are they gonna stand by your side? Do those girls even know you're alive?
J: I've got an idea.
N*S: Why don't you be her boyfriend? She'll treat you good. We know you hear her friends when they say you should Seto-cuz if you were her boyfriend. You'd be her shining star-the one to show you where you are. Boy you should be her boyfriend.
**Monica has now reached Seto, and is gripping his face quite affectionately with both hands.**
Monica: (rapping, pulling Seto in the aisle to dance) Forget the (ommitted) play-cuter than Beyonce, ghetto like the fat lady that rap and I say you got more talent than Alicia-forget Miss Keys. I say you wit' me baby boo- stop fakin' like, please. I'll putcha so high on a pedestal, it'll make ya nose bleed, and kiss ya ass so deep it'll make ya toes crease. What's wrong pa-ya life makin' you wanna hurl? Don't trip-flip the script to a country gurl, now come on.
Seto: (blushing madly, but starts dancing with Monica)
Monica: (singing) Ever sense I saw your face, nothing in my life has been the same. I walk around just saying your name (w/N*S) without you my world would end, yeah. I've searched around this whole damn place, and everything says you were meant to be (w/group) my boy-oy-friend, oh!
N*S: Why don't you be her boyfriend? She'll treat you good.
Joey: She'll treat you good boy.
N*S: We know you hear her friends when they say you should Seto. Cuz if you were her boyfriend, you'd be her shining star. The one to show you where you are. Boy you should be her boyfriend.
Monica: (rapping w/Nelly who has suddenly appeared out of nowhere) Would you be my.
N*S: Boy you should be her boyfriend.
Monica: Would you be my boy.
N*S: Boy you should be her boyfriend.
Nelly: (to Seto) Jus' give it up dirrty!
Seto: O.O...Dirrty?
Monica: (LOL)
*Song ends*
Audience: *claps, cheers, whistles, standing ovation*
Justin: Thank you! (bows)
Random fan girl: We love you Justin!
Justin: (grins)
Nelly: (to Seto) So how 'bout it dirrty, know what I'm sayin'? You gone hook up wit' my cousin or what?
Seto: O.O Cousin?
Monica: (grinning) I told you, we all cousins! Tha's cuz we all the same color when the lights go out.
Seto: O.O
Audience: *laughs/cheers*
Monica: Yeah, so how bout it dirrty?
Seto: ...I'll think about it.
Bakura: (from audience) That's clearly a yes Monica; kiss him! (chants) Kiss him, kiss him, kiss him, kiss him!
Audience *joins in* Kiss him, kiss him, kiss him, kiss him!
Monica: (grins) Oh yeah!
Seto: O.O Oh no...
**Monica grabs Seto, pulls him down, and kisses him passionately.**
Audience: *wolf calls, howls, other obscene comments.*
Seto: @.@
Monica: (grinning like madwoman) We'll be back after this.
Audience: *claps/cheers wildly*
**Commercial Break**
Continuation: Coke TM Promotion
*several weeks later*
Yami Malik: (struggling) It's not working!!!
Malik: There is more than one way to skin a cat. Have you been doing that since we left the studio three weeks ago?
Yami Malik: That and watching Isis watch the news!! (picks up scalpel and potato peeler)
Malik: Where are you going?
Yami Malik: To skin a cat. Like you said.
Malik: Don't twist my words Yami! I meant if you trying to break your neck isn't working, try it a different way.
Yami Malik: (hopefully) Like with a scalpel?
Malik: O.o Uh-huh...Isis what are you watching.
Yami Malik: (proceeds once more with trying to break his own neck)
Isis: The news. Over the past three weeks, Coke has had to make more pop than ever, and the crime rate worldwide has went up by 89%. Isn't that terrible?
Malik: (fake gasp) Why that's unbelievable!! Did you see the rims I had custom made for my motorcycle??
Isis: -.- You cannot put rims on a motorcycle.
Malik: Yeah-huh! I know so!
Isis: You so do not know so.
Malik: I do so know so know so know.
Isis: You so do not know so know so know so know so.
Malik: (matter-of-factly) I do so know so know so know so know so know.
Isis: (ignores him) That must've cost money. You're not a man-ho are you?
Malik: ^_^ I win!...No I'm not selling my body Isis. I just got paid by Coke. I promoted crime, violence, and Coke. ^_^
Isis:...You practically brought about World War III.
Malik: I know! ^_^ But I put a secret ingredient in Coke that allows me to blow everyone up who drinks it with the press of a button. It only works on people that have drank Coke within the last week. And I have shiny rims! (huggles his motorcycle)
Yami Malik: What's this button do?
Malik: O.o You don't drink Coke do you?
Isis: No, why?
Yami Malik: (presses button) World War III! World War III!
*a loud explosion is heard*
Malik:...Maybe no one heard that...
**End Commercial Break**
Mokuba: ^______________________________________^ Welcome back! We know you're not just tuning in, but if you are, Monica, N*SYNC and Nelly did their rendition of "Girlfriend" for my brother Seto.
Laura: -_-' Yes. Monica's very persistant.
Mokuba: Two musical performances and one award to be presented-Cutest Bishounen. I'm estatic-I want to see who won.
Laura: No you don't. You want to see if Seto said yes to Monica's proposal or not.
Mokuba: (halo appears overhead) That too. Anyway, Benji and Joel from Good Charlotte are having a problem. Apparently an attempt has been made on their life. Let's check in with ACME Rian from stage crew with more on that. Rian?
**Split screen**
Rian: Mokuba, someone tried to drop a fat lady on Benji and Joel! It was so horrible!
Benji: (shaking) She was...so fat! It was like raining blubber from the sky!
Rian: Benji, what made you and Joel move out of the way?
Joel: (sheepishly) I uh...dropped my cookie.
Rian: O.O Oh. Um...ok, I guess. Benji, what made you move?
Benji: (still shaking, eye twitching violently) Tenure!!
Rian: ...Right. Well, are you guys still going to be able to perform?
Joel: Hey, it ain't over until the overweight person sings!
Rian: I thought it was fat lady.
Joel: It is, but...we've got to be politically correct.
Rian: (nodding) Ah. So is Benji gonna be ok?
Joel: Benji will be fine. He just needs a drink. But we can't perform right now, so we switched with Sum 41
Audience: (sadly) Awwww...
Joel: (smiling) Don't worry. We'll be up after them.
Audience: Yay!
Rian: Well Mokuba, you heard it here first. Good Charlotte is still performing even after a smothering attempt on the twins' lives.
Mokuba: And what about stage crew Rian?
Rian: We're still investigating. Hopefully we'll have solved this mystery before the end of the show. Come on Scooby!
Scooby: Rooby-rooby-roo!
Mokuba: O.O Uh...thanks Rian. We'll check in with you later.
**End split screen**
Laura: Well, here they are folks. Sum 41 here to perform their hit "Still Waiting".
**Center Stage. Sum 41 is dressed as they are in the video. Music starts.**
Bakura: (pouts)
Malik: What in the name of *beep* is wrong with you.
Bakura: I never get to be up there.
Malik: -_-' Don't even start Bakura.
Deryck: So am I still waiting for this world to stop hating. Can't find a good reason, can't find hope to believe in.
Malik: Why don't you just go up there? You know the song right?
Bakura: (light bulb appears above head) I know! I'll just go up there! I know the song, right?
Malik: . I just said that!
Bakura: ...I'm sorry, were you saying something?
Malik: I just said...
Bakura: Didn't think so. (dashes upstage, pushes Deryck away from the mic, starts singing) JUST LIKE A BULLET TO MY HEAD, YOUR WORDS ARE LIKE A GUN IN HAND! WE CAN'T CHANGE THE STATE OF THE NATION; WE JUST NEED SOME MOTIVATION! HOW FAR WILL WE TAKE THIS?! IT'S NOT HARD TO SEE THROUGH THE FAKENESS! SO TELL ME, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY?!! I'D SAY IT'S TIME TO WAIT!!!
B&D: So am I still waiting for this world to stop hating? Can't find a good reason, can't find hope to believe in.
D: (to Bakura) Dude, you're good!
Bakura: Shut up! This is my song!
Sum 41: O.o
Bakura: HATER RANTS, AND UNDERSTANDING! WE'RE THE FIRST ONES TO JUMP IN LINE! OUTTA STEP FOR WHAT BE BELIEVE IN, BUT WHO'S LEFT TO STOP THE BLEEDING?! THESE EYES HAVE SEEN NO CONVICTION-JUST LIES AND MORE CONTRIDICTION! SO TELL ME, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY!? I'D SAY IT'S TIME TO WAIT!!!
D: So am I still waiting for this world to stop hating? Can't find a good reason. Can't find hope to believe in.
Bakura: THIS CAN'T LAST FOREVER! TIME WON'T MAKE THINGS BETTER! (singing with band) I feel so alone, can't help myself, and no one knows (screaming) IF THIS IS WORTHLESS TO ME!!! SO! WHAT HAVE WE DONE WITH A WAR THAT CAN'T BE WON!? THIS CAN'T BE REAL! I DON'T KNOW (singing) what to feel...
Malik: o.O He screwed the lyrics; he mixed up two of the lines!!
Yami: Are *you* gonna tell him that Malik?
Malik: Hell no! I'm gonna sit my fine ass in my chair and cheer for Bakura!
B&D: So am I still waiting for this world to stop hating? Can't find a good reason, can't find hope to believe in. So am I still waiting for this world to stop hating? Can't find a good reason, can't find hope to believe in.
*Song ends*
Audience: *standing ovation*
Bakura: (bows) Thank you, my mindless public.
Random S41 Member: Dude, that was our song!
Bakura: (glares)
D: Dude, shut up! I want to live!
Audience: *continues cheering*
**Camera switches back to podium**
Laura: Thank you Bakura, and Sum 41. That was...loud.
Mokuba: And now to present the award for Cutest Bishounen, here's Monica, Nelly and the Magician of Black Chaos!
**Monica walks out, wearing a very suggestively exposing black evening gown and 3 inch heels that wrap around her ankles. MBC is winking at the audience suggestively. Nelly is pimping, as usual, with a drink in hand.**
Monica: Hey ya'll!
Audience: *cheers*
Monica: Knew we'd get ya'll to be a real audience after a while. (grinning) Hey Seto.
Seto: (blushes, looks away)
Nelly: (nods) W'sup? (sips drink)
MBC: Monica, why am I here?
Monica: Cuz you fine-oh yeah! So Nelly, what's yo' favorite duel monster?
Nelly: Witty Phantom-know what I'm sayin'? Cuz he like the pimp of the cards and er'thang.
Audience: *laughs/cheers*
Monica: Nelly, for the last time sweetie, you are not a pimp. A gimp, and a shrimp maybe, but not a pimp.
Nelly: Tha's how you gone repay yo cousin afta the favor I jus' pulled for you?
Monica: Don't even get me started boy; I'll knock that crooked grin of yours straight.
MBC: (clears throat loudly) Please, children, let's not fight. Oh, and Monica, if Seto won't be your boyfriend, I will.
Monica: Oh yeah! Oh, and Seto, baby, don't be jealous. They only want me for my pimp juice-know what I'm sayin'? Cuz ya see (with Nelly) Pimp juice is color blind, you'll find it come in all color, creeds and kinds, from ages 50 right down to 9-I'm from Moniville and I won't resign, watch me recline. Cuz ya wanna putcha feet on my rug don'tcha? Ya really wanna putcha feet on my rug, don'tcha? You in a hurry-slow down! Cuz I got all night. Matta fac' (solo) say yes boo cuz you know this is right.
Audience: *cheers*
Jesanae Tekani: We love you Monica!
Monica: Thank you baby-I love you too.
Nelly: So how come you neva went into show bi'ness, cuz?
Monica: (shrugs) I'on'o. I can sang and er'thang, and I can dance, but I just never thought about it.
Nelly: You want the hook up? Puff Daddy and a few of us gone get together, see if we can get you a record deal goin' and er'thang.
Monica: O.o Record deal? Why?
Malik: (screaming from audience) CUZ THEY LIKE BIG BUTTS AND THEY CANNOT LIE! YOU OTHER BROTHAS CAN'T DENY!!!
A: *laughs*
Monica: Yeah, well I guess I can sign up for it or whatever. Anyway, let's check out them nominees for the Cutest Bishounen.
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Griff: That's right, the end is coming soon! I hope you enjoyed. No, it's not the next part but it's close. There won't be more than two or *possibly* three parts.
Malik: When a girl walks in with a itty bitty waist and a round thang in yo face you get sprung...
Griff: XD You sound like Zaheera. She knows every word to that song XD Hi Zaheera! *waves* Uh well anyway, um...well, I guess I'll thank the reviewers.
Bakura: What's wrong with you? Usually you're so...well for lack of a better word, stupid. You don't feel like senselessly entertaining your reviewers?
Ryou: Are you sick?
Griff: I'm not sick. It's just that I can't update for a while because of my okina. He's being a meanie again, so I'll be fortunate if the reaches the reviewers before I go on vacation.
Bakura:...Why don't you just take the disk with you?
Griff: Just because this humor is innocent to me doesn't mean my parents won't find something wrong with it. You want me to die, don't you?
Bakura:...You yourself said it. I dare nay deny nor confirm that.
Yami Malik: *huggles Griffin*
Griff: *is huggled* ?.? Thank you Yami Malik.
Yami Malik: *goes to go stab someone*
Griff: o_O okay...uh, I'll just um. Yeah. I feel better. Oh, a lot of people are asking me to continue Boot Camp. What is that?
Malik: Well you did sort of leave it hanging.
Griff: I did nothing of the sort!
Bakura: Usotsuki. You know you did.
Griff: Not just a liar...senmitsuya, Bakura-kun!
Bakura: I'm not your friend, stop calling me that. And you're not a great liar, you're just a liar.
Griff: oushikuso! As long as you're stubborn, I'll keep abusing you in one- shots...and maybe in one, you'll wind up deisui. *is grinning*
Bakura: -.- You nary dare get me drunk. And stop saying kuso.
Griff: I would so!! Dead drunk.
Bakura: I have too much of a tolerance for alcohol.
Griff: We'll see. ^_^
Malik: *is confuzzled* The only word out of that I understood was *is omitted* Well actually it was bull *is omitted*
L-Seph: *has much to learn, you see* Uh-huh. How did you not understand that? You're-
Malik: Egyptian. Not to be confuzzled with Japanese, which could save you hundreds on car insurance.
Griff: *is now, but was not previously confuzzled* o_O Okay...So stop calling you?
Malik: Yuppies puppies! You've got one-shots to do, so thankies the reviewers and move on!
L-Seph: BTW, for anyone who was wondering, Up Against the Wall will be up in 3 weeks. We will be posting a cut version on FF.net, but an uncut version will be available on our site, which is still under construction.
Monica: An, Seph is kind enough to let ya'll know that she wrote a one-shot about Seto and me, and er'thang, so check it out! It's called "All I Have".
L-Seph: *is grimacing* Yes. Well, it's actually supposed to be a serious side to Seto and Monica's relationship. It's a one shot-angst for anyone who's interested.
Monica: Which is just her desperate way of saying "PLEASE READ IT!!!".
L-Seph: *is now pissed off* Go home Monica.
Monica: *is confuzzled* Which one ? The one in England, Chicago, Summersgarden, or Seto's house?
L-Seph: *is now even more pissed off* Just...GO HOME!!
Monica: *is hurt*
L-Seph: (to stars) STOP DOING THAT!!
**: *is hurt because she yelled at them*
Griff: Now look what you did! You hurt the stars feelings!
L-Seph: They're stars! They're not real; they don't have feelings!!!
**: *is now offended, because they are not considered real, and don't have feelings*
Yami: (holding sharp pointy object) Do you want me to hurt the stars, my lady?
**: *is now scared*
L-Seph: NO! I WANT YOU TO ALL STOP ACKNOWLEDGING THE FACT THAT THESE STARS EXIST!! THEY ARE NOT REAL!! THEY ARE ONLY ASTERISKS!!
**: *is not star, is now asterisk*
L-Seph: *is glaring at asterisks* I said cut it out.
**: *is explaining that it is their job to denote action*
L-Seph: I don't give a *is omitted*!
**: *is offended by L-Seph's foul language*
L-Seph: *is cracking knuckles* If you're real then I'm certainly allowed to punch you.
**: *is now thinking it is a good idea to stop for a little while*
Bakura: (sarcatically) -_- Way to go L-Seph. You intimidated a pair of asterisks denoting action. You certainly declared yourself Mistress of All Evil. I have no doubts about your status now.
L-Seph: (begins to punch Bakura mercilessly) How about now?
Griff: -.- Malik my sweet, let's thank the reveiwers.
Yami: (to Bakura) Touch my Silver Goddess and I'll make you wish Tea were here instead!
All: O.O
Griff: Shimatta, you all talk too much. Before I thank the reviewers, I just wanna say that I'll see if I can update my Inu-Yasha story, but I dunno. All updates after today will be sometime next week, because L-Seph and I are going on vacation to Colorado, so this is the last time I update for at least a week. Now onto the thankings of the reviewers.
Mynx: Meow!! Meh-heh!
Griff: O.O
Cloey: Thank you! Oh yea, they're sexy as hell...however sexy hell is.
Malik: *sweatdrops*
Griff: Too lazy to sign in, huh? Well, don't feel bad. You're not the only one. LOL Lulla-bye-bye? Where'd you get that from? You're right, it's not healthy to lick his dagger, but he looks so good doing it! I couldn't resist. You love Monica?
Monica: Anutha fan, oh yea!
Griff: Yup! Everyone loves you! O.O I also apologize for Malik; no yaoi stories! Poor Malik. LOL You saw Malik say Shadi's bald, right? I was cracking up ^-^ I didn't write that part. I'm glad you liked my commercial. ^^ He'd probably still be saying I made a rhyme ^^ Bakura's not an alcoholic in case you all were wondering. Rofl!!! Where did you get that commercial from? Now that was funny ^^
Malik'sgurl: It'll be up in 3 weeks, hun. So bear with us, okay? Thank you ^^ My commercials are my favorite part; I love writing them. Yay! I'm appreciated! *is appreciated* n.n
ACME-Rian: I think you're in this chapter ^^ I don't know *sweatdrops*
Sentine: No Blake?!?!?! Nai!!!!!!!!!!! *runs off to find Blake*
Sen Taro-Taisensei: Thankies! Art?
Bakura: No, Sen. It's stupidity.
Griff: -.- No one asked you for your 10 cents!
Bakura: My 2 cents is free.
Monica: A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me? *starts dancing*
Griff: -.-' Ooh! Spoiler! Yay! Thankies!
Space Case: Really? Thankies!
Sentine: Yup yup! ANIME, CHESTER!! ANIME!! *is sad* I used to think you were cool...*imitating Mokuba from a previous chapter* Oh, Chester...I'm ashamed...
Well, that's all of the reviews. You remember when Mokuba told Seto he was ashamed? You know I actually walk around saying that to people now? XD Of course, only me and L-Seph know what I'm talking about; it's an inside joke. But people look at me like I'm crazy anyway XD Well I'm glad you all reviewed, and thanks again. I hope you can go a week without me updating. I don't know if I can go a week without the Internet o.O I might start typing on an invisible keyboard before long. o.O
Continuation: Olive Garden
Waiter: (runs for his life screaming, runs into a wall and breaks his neck) X.X
Malik: (to his Yami) I just *know* you had something to do with that.
Yami Malik: (resembling a cute little child) I only stabbed him *once* this time, Malik.
Malik: (resting his head on his forehead) You *killed* him Yami. He's not coming back.
Yami Malik: O.o But I stabbed him in the thigh.
Malik: He just *broke* his neck, Yami.
Chef: You have disgraced this place!! You killed my waiter!!
Yami Malik: No, lick her did it!!
Malik: O.o Sit down before you hurt yourself Yami.
Yami Malik: (sits as told, though he's sitting on a nearby child, and his weight crushes their bones, possibly paralyzing them)
Malik: (to chef) Allow me to explain: My...friend here must have obviously scared your waiter because, let's face it. He just broke his neck.
Yami Malik: (trying to soften the blow) I only stabbed him once.
Malik: O.o
Yami: (LOL)
Chef: Out! OUT OF MY RESTAURANT! NOW!!
Yami, Yuugi, Ryou, Bakura, Malik and Yami Malik: *are kicked out*
Bakura: I'm keeping this cup. (holds the cup protectively)
Malik: AND I AM SUING YOU!!! I know exactly what this is all about.
Yuugi: What are you talking about Malik?
Malik: They *naturally* blamed us for his death. You know why?
Bakura: *still sipping drink* I know why. It's because you're black, right Malik.
Malik: Hell yes! (goes to sue Olive Garden for racial discrimination)
Yami Malik: Money can't get everythang it's true, but what it can't get I can't use; I need money! That's what I want!! (follows his angry hikari)
Ryou:...Um, I-
Bakura: Don't say anything. It's not your affair.
Yami: (switching the subject) Yuugi, are those panties hanging out of your pocket?
Yuugi: NO!!!
Ryou: I swear you're a girl.
Yuugi: I'm NOT A GIRL!!!!!
Bakura:...*finishes off drink* You can't prove that. If you can prove your not a girl, then Yami can prove that Leon Sphinks once had a respectable looking face.
Yami: -.-
Ryou: I really think you're a girl.
Yuugi: I AM NOT!!!! ASK TEÀ!!
Teà: I'm sorry Yuugi; I'm too busy kissing Yami's butt and stalking him to notice you.
Yami: O.o Kindly refrain, crazed woman.
****End Commercial Break****
Monica: (doing the Harlem Shake) You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub.
Mokuba: (joining in rapping/doing the Harlem Shake) Mama I got what you need if you need to feel a buzz!
Together: I'm into having sex, I ain't into makin' love. So come give me a hug if you into gettin' rough!
Monica: ^_____^ Welcome back babies! Well, there's only 3 more awards after this, and there's only two more parts, and many, many more performances. So the authors have conveniently decided to have two musical performances in this part, and to announce the winner of the Cutest Bishounen Award. Me and Laura will be finding out who our loverly dates are in just a few minutes.
Laura: (sarcastically) Huzzah.
Mokuba: ^__________^
Monica: Mokuba, honey, don't smile so wide. You look sick, and I don't mean in a flu kind of way. You look like the dude from Psycho.
Mokuba: I can't help it! N*Sync is up next.
Monica: (smacks hand to forehead, grins) That's right, I'm supposed to be in that performance. I'll see ya'll later. (dashes off stage)
Laura: (raises eyebrow) What the hell was that all about?
Mokuba: ^_________________________________^ You'll see...(to audience) While we're waiting, let's check in with our stage crew member, ACME Rian. ACME?
**Camera switches to a girl with brown hair, about 5'5" wearing a blue jean outfit-jacket and pants-and a little belt around her neck. She's in the audience with Yugi and Ryou, who are with the fangirls.**
Rian: Hi Mokuba!
Mokuba: Hi Rian! What's going on with the 3 dead stars?
Rian: (shakes head) No one else has died so far. May I point out that only stage crew has access to the sandbag that killed Jennifer Lopez?
Mokuba: Uh...sure.
Rian: ?_?
Mokuba: Anyway, good luck on that.
Rian: (nods) Sure! Can't wait to see Good Charlotte perform, right Yugi? ^____^
Yugi: (blushes) Uh, right.
Rian: I'm between two of the cutest bishies in the world! You two wanna have dinner later on after the show is over?
Yugi and Ryou: Sure! ^_^
Mokuba: ^____^ Have fun Rian!
Rian: Thanks! ^_^
**Camera switches back to Mokuba and Laura**
Mokuba: (grinning deviously) They're ready now. Here they are ladies and gentlemen: N*SYNC featuring Monica!
Laura: O.O (grimaces) Oh no.
**Camera focuses center stage where N*SYNC is set up to dance, by themselves. Music starts up.**
Justin: Would you be my...? Would you be my...?
**Monica walks out on stage, wearing a pair of *tight* beige khaki hip hugger capris and a red peasant blouse, Reebok Classics with no socks, and a Burberry hat. Her lips are glistening that pretty mocha color J-Lo sometimes wears, which she actually stole from J-Lo after she died, and in her ears are 2 big silver hoops.**
Monica: (grinning) Seto baby, this is for you.
Seto: (snaps to attention) What the...?!! O.O
Monica: (rapping like Nelly) They don't want you like I want you-believe me boo, I done told you. They don't 'perciate ya playa-I can tell by the way they stalk you. They don't love you like I love you, squeeze you like I squeeze-I'll make your neck pop back and in fac' I'll buckle ya knees.
Seto: O.O
Bakura: (grinning) My, but that girl is persistent.
Seto: (rolls eyes) Shut up.
Monica: O K suga-what's it gonna take for you ta be my ni--a? (singing with Justin) Tell me right now!
All: O.O
Mokuba: Is she allowed to say that?
Laura: She just did.
Mokuba: But isn't that...(fidgets slightly) I don't know. Offensive?
Laura: Mokuba, in case you haven't noticed, Monica's black. And so are a few other people around here. And I don't think she meant that in a racial slur kind of way. I think she actually meant to compliment Seto. As long as no one repeats it we'll be fine. (grimaces) And anyway, I don't see how we can stop her.
Monica: (still rapping) Friends say you should, I'm thinkin' that we could- little brotha goin' "Seto I wish you would." But you hesitatin, debatin' whetha or not it's real. I ain't shootin' game boy-I'm just tellin' ya how I feel. I love er'thang aboutcha-yo' hips and the way they swang. By the way, I'm really sorry about'cha limousine. I'll be yo personal shrink boo-I cur whatchu think. In fac' I boughtchu a Caddy in black cuz I got it like that. So tell yo fans (w/N*SYNC) Bye bye, and tell 'em you long gone! Ain't no need in waitin' up cuz you done fount you another home!
Seto: (blushes slightly)
**Starts dancing with N*SYNC**
Justin: I don't know why you care.
Monica: Why ya thinkin' bout it papa?
Justin: They don't even know you're there. Cause they don't love your eyes. And they don't love your smile. Boy you know that ain't fair.
Bakura: This sounds gay.
Malik: I always thought they were. They're singing to Seto. That just proves it.
Bakura: (eyes Seto) Sure they're not the ones who.?
Seto: (angrily) QUIET!!
Both: O.O
Malik: (pouts) No need to get testy.
N*SYNC: The middle of the night, are they gonna be by your side? Or will they run and hide?
Monica: Probably will cause they're just fangirls.
N*S: And Seto when you cry, are they gonna be by your side? Do they even know that you're alive?
Monica and Justin: I've got an idea!
N*S: Would you be her boyfriend? She'd treat you good. We know you hear your friends when they say you should.
Monica: Baby, cuz if you were my boyfriend, you'd be my shining star. (w/N*S) The one to show you where you are.
N*S: Boy you should be her boyfriend.
Seto: (blushing madly) Who's idea was this anyway?!
Mokuba: (suddenly grows wings and a halo) I dunno...^__________^
Justin: Do they know what you feel? Are you sure that it's real, yeah-eh- yeah. Do they ease your mind, or do they break your stride? Did you know that love could be a shield...?
N*S: The middle of the night, are they gonna be by your side? Or will they run and hide?
J: You don't know cuz things ain't clear.
**Monica starts to dance her way off stage and towards Seto, surprisingly still in sync with the rest of the band.**
N*S: And Seto when you cry, are they gonna stand by your side? Do those girls even know you're alive?
J: I've got an idea.
N*S: Why don't you be her boyfriend? She'll treat you good. We know you hear her friends when they say you should Seto-cuz if you were her boyfriend. You'd be her shining star-the one to show you where you are. Boy you should be her boyfriend.
**Monica has now reached Seto, and is gripping his face quite affectionately with both hands.**
Monica: (rapping, pulling Seto in the aisle to dance) Forget the (ommitted) play-cuter than Beyonce, ghetto like the fat lady that rap and I say you got more talent than Alicia-forget Miss Keys. I say you wit' me baby boo- stop fakin' like, please. I'll putcha so high on a pedestal, it'll make ya nose bleed, and kiss ya ass so deep it'll make ya toes crease. What's wrong pa-ya life makin' you wanna hurl? Don't trip-flip the script to a country gurl, now come on.
Seto: (blushing madly, but starts dancing with Monica)
Monica: (singing) Ever sense I saw your face, nothing in my life has been the same. I walk around just saying your name (w/N*S) without you my world would end, yeah. I've searched around this whole damn place, and everything says you were meant to be (w/group) my boy-oy-friend, oh!
N*S: Why don't you be her boyfriend? She'll treat you good.
Joey: She'll treat you good boy.
N*S: We know you hear her friends when they say you should Seto. Cuz if you were her boyfriend, you'd be her shining star. The one to show you where you are. Boy you should be her boyfriend.
Monica: (rapping w/Nelly who has suddenly appeared out of nowhere) Would you be my.
N*S: Boy you should be her boyfriend.
Monica: Would you be my boy.
N*S: Boy you should be her boyfriend.
Nelly: (to Seto) Jus' give it up dirrty!
Seto: O.O...Dirrty?
Monica: (LOL)
*Song ends*
Audience: *claps, cheers, whistles, standing ovation*
Justin: Thank you! (bows)
Random fan girl: We love you Justin!
Justin: (grins)
Nelly: (to Seto) So how 'bout it dirrty, know what I'm sayin'? You gone hook up wit' my cousin or what?
Seto: O.O Cousin?
Monica: (grinning) I told you, we all cousins! Tha's cuz we all the same color when the lights go out.
Seto: O.O
Audience: *laughs/cheers*
Monica: Yeah, so how bout it dirrty?
Seto: ...I'll think about it.
Bakura: (from audience) That's clearly a yes Monica; kiss him! (chants) Kiss him, kiss him, kiss him, kiss him!
Audience *joins in* Kiss him, kiss him, kiss him, kiss him!
Monica: (grins) Oh yeah!
Seto: O.O Oh no...
**Monica grabs Seto, pulls him down, and kisses him passionately.**
Audience: *wolf calls, howls, other obscene comments.*
Seto: @.@
Monica: (grinning like madwoman) We'll be back after this.
Audience: *claps/cheers wildly*
**Commercial Break**
Continuation: Coke TM Promotion
*several weeks later*
Yami Malik: (struggling) It's not working!!!
Malik: There is more than one way to skin a cat. Have you been doing that since we left the studio three weeks ago?
Yami Malik: That and watching Isis watch the news!! (picks up scalpel and potato peeler)
Malik: Where are you going?
Yami Malik: To skin a cat. Like you said.
Malik: Don't twist my words Yami! I meant if you trying to break your neck isn't working, try it a different way.
Yami Malik: (hopefully) Like with a scalpel?
Malik: O.o Uh-huh...Isis what are you watching.
Yami Malik: (proceeds once more with trying to break his own neck)
Isis: The news. Over the past three weeks, Coke has had to make more pop than ever, and the crime rate worldwide has went up by 89%. Isn't that terrible?
Malik: (fake gasp) Why that's unbelievable!! Did you see the rims I had custom made for my motorcycle??
Isis: -.- You cannot put rims on a motorcycle.
Malik: Yeah-huh! I know so!
Isis: You so do not know so.
Malik: I do so know so know so know.
Isis: You so do not know so know so know so know so.
Malik: (matter-of-factly) I do so know so know so know so know so know.
Isis: (ignores him) That must've cost money. You're not a man-ho are you?
Malik: ^_^ I win!...No I'm not selling my body Isis. I just got paid by Coke. I promoted crime, violence, and Coke. ^_^
Isis:...You practically brought about World War III.
Malik: I know! ^_^ But I put a secret ingredient in Coke that allows me to blow everyone up who drinks it with the press of a button. It only works on people that have drank Coke within the last week. And I have shiny rims! (huggles his motorcycle)
Yami Malik: What's this button do?
Malik: O.o You don't drink Coke do you?
Isis: No, why?
Yami Malik: (presses button) World War III! World War III!
*a loud explosion is heard*
Malik:...Maybe no one heard that...
**End Commercial Break**
Mokuba: ^______________________________________^ Welcome back! We know you're not just tuning in, but if you are, Monica, N*SYNC and Nelly did their rendition of "Girlfriend" for my brother Seto.
Laura: -_-' Yes. Monica's very persistant.
Mokuba: Two musical performances and one award to be presented-Cutest Bishounen. I'm estatic-I want to see who won.
Laura: No you don't. You want to see if Seto said yes to Monica's proposal or not.
Mokuba: (halo appears overhead) That too. Anyway, Benji and Joel from Good Charlotte are having a problem. Apparently an attempt has been made on their life. Let's check in with ACME Rian from stage crew with more on that. Rian?
**Split screen**
Rian: Mokuba, someone tried to drop a fat lady on Benji and Joel! It was so horrible!
Benji: (shaking) She was...so fat! It was like raining blubber from the sky!
Rian: Benji, what made you and Joel move out of the way?
Joel: (sheepishly) I uh...dropped my cookie.
Rian: O.O Oh. Um...ok, I guess. Benji, what made you move?
Benji: (still shaking, eye twitching violently) Tenure!!
Rian: ...Right. Well, are you guys still going to be able to perform?
Joel: Hey, it ain't over until the overweight person sings!
Rian: I thought it was fat lady.
Joel: It is, but...we've got to be politically correct.
Rian: (nodding) Ah. So is Benji gonna be ok?
Joel: Benji will be fine. He just needs a drink. But we can't perform right now, so we switched with Sum 41
Audience: (sadly) Awwww...
Joel: (smiling) Don't worry. We'll be up after them.
Audience: Yay!
Rian: Well Mokuba, you heard it here first. Good Charlotte is still performing even after a smothering attempt on the twins' lives.
Mokuba: And what about stage crew Rian?
Rian: We're still investigating. Hopefully we'll have solved this mystery before the end of the show. Come on Scooby!
Scooby: Rooby-rooby-roo!
Mokuba: O.O Uh...thanks Rian. We'll check in with you later.
**End split screen**
Laura: Well, here they are folks. Sum 41 here to perform their hit "Still Waiting".
**Center Stage. Sum 41 is dressed as they are in the video. Music starts.**
Bakura: (pouts)
Malik: What in the name of *beep* is wrong with you.
Bakura: I never get to be up there.
Malik: -_-' Don't even start Bakura.
Deryck: So am I still waiting for this world to stop hating. Can't find a good reason, can't find hope to believe in.
Malik: Why don't you just go up there? You know the song right?
Bakura: (light bulb appears above head) I know! I'll just go up there! I know the song, right?
Malik: . I just said that!
Bakura: ...I'm sorry, were you saying something?
Malik: I just said...
Bakura: Didn't think so. (dashes upstage, pushes Deryck away from the mic, starts singing) JUST LIKE A BULLET TO MY HEAD, YOUR WORDS ARE LIKE A GUN IN HAND! WE CAN'T CHANGE THE STATE OF THE NATION; WE JUST NEED SOME MOTIVATION! HOW FAR WILL WE TAKE THIS?! IT'S NOT HARD TO SEE THROUGH THE FAKENESS! SO TELL ME, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY?!! I'D SAY IT'S TIME TO WAIT!!!
B&D: So am I still waiting for this world to stop hating? Can't find a good reason, can't find hope to believe in.
D: (to Bakura) Dude, you're good!
Bakura: Shut up! This is my song!
Sum 41: O.o
Bakura: HATER RANTS, AND UNDERSTANDING! WE'RE THE FIRST ONES TO JUMP IN LINE! OUTTA STEP FOR WHAT BE BELIEVE IN, BUT WHO'S LEFT TO STOP THE BLEEDING?! THESE EYES HAVE SEEN NO CONVICTION-JUST LIES AND MORE CONTRIDICTION! SO TELL ME, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY!? I'D SAY IT'S TIME TO WAIT!!!
D: So am I still waiting for this world to stop hating? Can't find a good reason. Can't find hope to believe in.
Bakura: THIS CAN'T LAST FOREVER! TIME WON'T MAKE THINGS BETTER! (singing with band) I feel so alone, can't help myself, and no one knows (screaming) IF THIS IS WORTHLESS TO ME!!! SO! WHAT HAVE WE DONE WITH A WAR THAT CAN'T BE WON!? THIS CAN'T BE REAL! I DON'T KNOW (singing) what to feel...
Malik: o.O He screwed the lyrics; he mixed up two of the lines!!
Yami: Are *you* gonna tell him that Malik?
Malik: Hell no! I'm gonna sit my fine ass in my chair and cheer for Bakura!
B&D: So am I still waiting for this world to stop hating? Can't find a good reason, can't find hope to believe in. So am I still waiting for this world to stop hating? Can't find a good reason, can't find hope to believe in.
*Song ends*
Audience: *standing ovation*
Bakura: (bows) Thank you, my mindless public.
Random S41 Member: Dude, that was our song!
Bakura: (glares)
D: Dude, shut up! I want to live!
Audience: *continues cheering*
**Camera switches back to podium**
Laura: Thank you Bakura, and Sum 41. That was...loud.
Mokuba: And now to present the award for Cutest Bishounen, here's Monica, Nelly and the Magician of Black Chaos!
**Monica walks out, wearing a very suggestively exposing black evening gown and 3 inch heels that wrap around her ankles. MBC is winking at the audience suggestively. Nelly is pimping, as usual, with a drink in hand.**
Monica: Hey ya'll!
Audience: *cheers*
Monica: Knew we'd get ya'll to be a real audience after a while. (grinning) Hey Seto.
Seto: (blushes, looks away)
Nelly: (nods) W'sup? (sips drink)
MBC: Monica, why am I here?
Monica: Cuz you fine-oh yeah! So Nelly, what's yo' favorite duel monster?
Nelly: Witty Phantom-know what I'm sayin'? Cuz he like the pimp of the cards and er'thang.
Audience: *laughs/cheers*
Monica: Nelly, for the last time sweetie, you are not a pimp. A gimp, and a shrimp maybe, but not a pimp.
Nelly: Tha's how you gone repay yo cousin afta the favor I jus' pulled for you?
Monica: Don't even get me started boy; I'll knock that crooked grin of yours straight.
MBC: (clears throat loudly) Please, children, let's not fight. Oh, and Monica, if Seto won't be your boyfriend, I will.
Monica: Oh yeah! Oh, and Seto, baby, don't be jealous. They only want me for my pimp juice-know what I'm sayin'? Cuz ya see (with Nelly) Pimp juice is color blind, you'll find it come in all color, creeds and kinds, from ages 50 right down to 9-I'm from Moniville and I won't resign, watch me recline. Cuz ya wanna putcha feet on my rug don'tcha? Ya really wanna putcha feet on my rug, don'tcha? You in a hurry-slow down! Cuz I got all night. Matta fac' (solo) say yes boo cuz you know this is right.
Audience: *cheers*
Jesanae Tekani: We love you Monica!
Monica: Thank you baby-I love you too.
Nelly: So how come you neva went into show bi'ness, cuz?
Monica: (shrugs) I'on'o. I can sang and er'thang, and I can dance, but I just never thought about it.
Nelly: You want the hook up? Puff Daddy and a few of us gone get together, see if we can get you a record deal goin' and er'thang.
Monica: O.o Record deal? Why?
Malik: (screaming from audience) CUZ THEY LIKE BIG BUTTS AND THEY CANNOT LIE! YOU OTHER BROTHAS CAN'T DENY!!!
A: *laughs*
Monica: Yeah, well I guess I can sign up for it or whatever. Anyway, let's check out them nominees for the Cutest Bishounen.
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Griff: That's right, the end is coming soon! I hope you enjoyed. No, it's not the next part but it's close. There won't be more than two or *possibly* three parts.
Malik: When a girl walks in with a itty bitty waist and a round thang in yo face you get sprung...
Griff: XD You sound like Zaheera. She knows every word to that song XD Hi Zaheera! *waves* Uh well anyway, um...well, I guess I'll thank the reviewers.
Bakura: What's wrong with you? Usually you're so...well for lack of a better word, stupid. You don't feel like senselessly entertaining your reviewers?
Ryou: Are you sick?
Griff: I'm not sick. It's just that I can't update for a while because of my okina. He's being a meanie again, so I'll be fortunate if the reaches the reviewers before I go on vacation.
Bakura:...Why don't you just take the disk with you?
Griff: Just because this humor is innocent to me doesn't mean my parents won't find something wrong with it. You want me to die, don't you?
Bakura:...You yourself said it. I dare nay deny nor confirm that.
Yami Malik: *huggles Griffin*
Griff: *is huggled* ?.? Thank you Yami Malik.
Yami Malik: *goes to go stab someone*
Griff: o_O okay...uh, I'll just um. Yeah. I feel better. Oh, a lot of people are asking me to continue Boot Camp. What is that?
Malik: Well you did sort of leave it hanging.
Griff: I did nothing of the sort!
Bakura: Usotsuki. You know you did.
Griff: Not just a liar...senmitsuya, Bakura-kun!
Bakura: I'm not your friend, stop calling me that. And you're not a great liar, you're just a liar.
Griff: oushikuso! As long as you're stubborn, I'll keep abusing you in one- shots...and maybe in one, you'll wind up deisui. *is grinning*
Bakura: -.- You nary dare get me drunk. And stop saying kuso.
Griff: I would so!! Dead drunk.
Bakura: I have too much of a tolerance for alcohol.
Griff: We'll see. ^_^
Malik: *is confuzzled* The only word out of that I understood was *is omitted* Well actually it was bull *is omitted*
L-Seph: *has much to learn, you see* Uh-huh. How did you not understand that? You're-
Malik: Egyptian. Not to be confuzzled with Japanese, which could save you hundreds on car insurance.
Griff: *is now, but was not previously confuzzled* o_O Okay...So stop calling you?
Malik: Yuppies puppies! You've got one-shots to do, so thankies the reviewers and move on!
L-Seph: BTW, for anyone who was wondering, Up Against the Wall will be up in 3 weeks. We will be posting a cut version on FF.net, but an uncut version will be available on our site, which is still under construction.
Monica: An, Seph is kind enough to let ya'll know that she wrote a one-shot about Seto and me, and er'thang, so check it out! It's called "All I Have".
L-Seph: *is grimacing* Yes. Well, it's actually supposed to be a serious side to Seto and Monica's relationship. It's a one shot-angst for anyone who's interested.
Monica: Which is just her desperate way of saying "PLEASE READ IT!!!".
L-Seph: *is now pissed off* Go home Monica.
Monica: *is confuzzled* Which one ? The one in England, Chicago, Summersgarden, or Seto's house?
L-Seph: *is now even more pissed off* Just...GO HOME!!
Monica: *is hurt*
L-Seph: (to stars) STOP DOING THAT!!
**: *is hurt because she yelled at them*
Griff: Now look what you did! You hurt the stars feelings!
L-Seph: They're stars! They're not real; they don't have feelings!!!
**: *is now offended, because they are not considered real, and don't have feelings*
Yami: (holding sharp pointy object) Do you want me to hurt the stars, my lady?
**: *is now scared*
L-Seph: NO! I WANT YOU TO ALL STOP ACKNOWLEDGING THE FACT THAT THESE STARS EXIST!! THEY ARE NOT REAL!! THEY ARE ONLY ASTERISKS!!
**: *is not star, is now asterisk*
L-Seph: *is glaring at asterisks* I said cut it out.
**: *is explaining that it is their job to denote action*
L-Seph: I don't give a *is omitted*!
**: *is offended by L-Seph's foul language*
L-Seph: *is cracking knuckles* If you're real then I'm certainly allowed to punch you.
**: *is now thinking it is a good idea to stop for a little while*
Bakura: (sarcatically) -_- Way to go L-Seph. You intimidated a pair of asterisks denoting action. You certainly declared yourself Mistress of All Evil. I have no doubts about your status now.
L-Seph: (begins to punch Bakura mercilessly) How about now?
Griff: -.- Malik my sweet, let's thank the reveiwers.
Yami: (to Bakura) Touch my Silver Goddess and I'll make you wish Tea were here instead!
All: O.O
Griff: Shimatta, you all talk too much. Before I thank the reviewers, I just wanna say that I'll see if I can update my Inu-Yasha story, but I dunno. All updates after today will be sometime next week, because L-Seph and I are going on vacation to Colorado, so this is the last time I update for at least a week. Now onto the thankings of the reviewers.
Mynx: Meow!! Meh-heh!
Griff: O.O
Cloey: Thank you! Oh yea, they're sexy as hell...however sexy hell is.
Malik: *sweatdrops*
Griff: Too lazy to sign in, huh? Well, don't feel bad. You're not the only one. LOL Lulla-bye-bye? Where'd you get that from? You're right, it's not healthy to lick his dagger, but he looks so good doing it! I couldn't resist. You love Monica?
Monica: Anutha fan, oh yea!
Griff: Yup! Everyone loves you! O.O I also apologize for Malik; no yaoi stories! Poor Malik. LOL You saw Malik say Shadi's bald, right? I was cracking up ^-^ I didn't write that part. I'm glad you liked my commercial. ^^ He'd probably still be saying I made a rhyme ^^ Bakura's not an alcoholic in case you all were wondering. Rofl!!! Where did you get that commercial from? Now that was funny ^^
Malik'sgurl: It'll be up in 3 weeks, hun. So bear with us, okay? Thank you ^^ My commercials are my favorite part; I love writing them. Yay! I'm appreciated! *is appreciated* n.n
ACME-Rian: I think you're in this chapter ^^ I don't know *sweatdrops*
Sentine: No Blake?!?!?! Nai!!!!!!!!!!! *runs off to find Blake*
Sen Taro-Taisensei: Thankies! Art?
Bakura: No, Sen. It's stupidity.
Griff: -.- No one asked you for your 10 cents!
Bakura: My 2 cents is free.
Monica: A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me? *starts dancing*
Griff: -.-' Ooh! Spoiler! Yay! Thankies!
Space Case: Really? Thankies!
Sentine: Yup yup! ANIME, CHESTER!! ANIME!! *is sad* I used to think you were cool...*imitating Mokuba from a previous chapter* Oh, Chester...I'm ashamed...
Well, that's all of the reviews. You remember when Mokuba told Seto he was ashamed? You know I actually walk around saying that to people now? XD Of course, only me and L-Seph know what I'm talking about; it's an inside joke. But people look at me like I'm crazy anyway XD Well I'm glad you all reviewed, and thanks again. I hope you can go a week without me updating. I don't know if I can go a week without the Internet o.O I might start typing on an invisible keyboard before long. o.O