Am back bitchessss. With another chapter. I bet u all wondering why I have been out of sorts well... the reason is because I just had small motivation to grab my pc and start typing but now ur in luck, am so bored to do anything but imagine of wat could have happened and sht. Honestly speaking I already had this chapter in my head for a long time.

Chapter 4.

When a maniac is let loose in the world.

Japan…Kouh

Present time.

''little big ramen shop…check. Best ramen shop…check.'' Naruto thought as he checked out the names on his list of ramen shops he eat by crossing out there names with a pen.

One of his wishes after escaping the underworld was to test out all of the ramen the outside world offered him. By now he had already eat the food from most of the countries around the world before his devoted followers caught him. By followers he means Grayfie, that woman was on the wild hunt for him that's for sure. She even was close to catching him several times before he made a run for it like Sasuke running from sakura. That forehead girl needed to take hint.

Running from his cute little devils though made him feel bad and all but, he promised himself that he was going to make it up to them when he returns. Provided she does not kill him or chain him up in the room so that she can take care of him for life. A fate worse than death for sure. He could even feel a chill run down his back on the last thought.

Though his dick had other thoughts on the idea of being taken care of again by his cute servants. He really needed to question his morals.

''well, I guess it's time to see what old man's ramen shop has in store for me.'' He said looking up at the open stand shop like the one from his home world.

He greedily made his way to the sit but still wondered why he was the only one about to eat here. An old man made his way to his seat with shit eating grin as he finally had a customer. His whole kitchen attire was dirty making Naruto think twice about eating here.

''welcome kid to my humble shop…don't let the atmosphere fool you, I make the best ramen shop in all of Kyoto.'' Maybe because he was the only one who made ramen in this town, but the kid didn't need to know that.

''what should I get you kid'' he took out his note pad and pen.

''for now.. Just give me one miso ramen, will see from there.'' Naruto ordered

''well you're in luck, I have it already made.'' He said as he tossed his notepad away and grabbed the ramen from the fridge. He then placed it on the counter in front of Naruto with some chopsticks.

''here you go, please enjoy"

''well I can see why you don't have customers here you old ass.. You didn't even warm this crap up.. On top of that its not even miso'' Naruto angrily said giving the old man the stink eye while inhaling the ramen to his stomach.

''budget cuts. Kids this days always complaining about anything, this is the best ramen out there. Probably why you can't stop eating it'' he gave him a massive grin while a tick mark appeared on Naruto's forehead.

''the best!!? Only Grayfie cooks the best ramen!! Am just eating your crap because all ramen is sacred!!.'' He said while throwing the now empty ramen cup to the old man's face.

''you little shit!! Get out "

''I was already getting out of your shitty establishment'' he got off the chair and started to sprint away.

''am never coming back here again!!"

''yeah! You better run kid. Wait!! You didn't pay.. You little piece of shit" the old man screamed out as he jumped over his counter ready to catch Naruto.

''help!! A pedophile is trying to assault me" Naruto cried out making the civilians around Look at the old man dirty.

"It's… it's not what it looks like believe me" the old man tried to convince the people other whys, but by then Naruto had already escaped the old man.

''I will hunt you down you little shit, if it's the last thing I do" the old man thought as he looked at the far road the kid disappeared to. He then scratched his butt while releasing a fart.

''woo, excuse me "the old man said to the civilians walking by while giving him distasteful looks.

''a person gat to break wind every once in a while!! You know.. Don't look at me like you don't, miss pretty lady'' the old man shouted at one of the passerby's who had red hair.

''I.. didn't say anything old fart san" she said with a red face, while not sparing another glance to the old man.

''hopefully I lost the old man by now" he thought looking back to check if the old man was still following him. He must have been running for at least for an hour or so, a regular old man can't keep up with that. He was hoping the old man was just another regular guy.

While still in his thoughts, he failed to notice someone was moving opposite to him till it was too let. He bumped into some brown haired kid, making the kid fall down with all the ice creams he was holding in his hands.

''hyy watch it! Am walking over here'' he narrowed his eyes at the fallen kid. He could feel his pervert senses tingling.

''ehhh, you pretty blond bastard!! Am the one who fell here!.'' The kid got up with a big tick mark on his head. How dare this blond guy makes him drop the ice cream for yuuma, which was his ticket to lose his virginity. Right now he just wanted to punch the guy in his pretty face... goddamn this guy was hot, no homo.

''now what am I supposed to do, you made me drop the ice cream for my girlfriend."

''buy another one pervert''

''how…ha? I already spent most of my money on her today. I don't... " he was about to continue speaking on his lack of money but Naruto threw a ward of cash, slapping him in the face.

Issei looked surprised at what the guy just did.

''hah, you feel lucky punk. Perhaps now you won't bitch about your luck of money' He said as he turned around and started to walk away.

''that bastard'' depressed issei started to pick up the money, at least he got more money to spare now. Maybe now he can get that porn game he always wanted. Thoughts of that game already starting to make him have a boner.

"Not now dick, we have to first buy things for yuuma. Maybe we can finally get some downtown experience. His hand was getting tired nowadays.

Few hours later…

''that will be 70 for the candy miss" the candy shop owner said as he looked down at the cute girl.

Koneko took out her cat theme wallet she got from her master looking inside for the cash. She only had her bank card.

''do you take cards?'' she asked him while bending her head a little to the right.

"amm no" the shop owner blushed looking at how cute she looked.

''you can have them... if you're willing to do something for me" he licked his lips while having a perverted look on his face.

Koneko narrowed her eyes as she clinched her hands.

''you picked the wrong day to be a pervert...'' she said as she immediately punched the guy in the face breaking his jaw.

After a few poundings and broken bones, koneko came out with a huge bag of candy in her arms. This was her lucky day, she got free candy and beat up a pervert. He looked dead though.

She happily started to make her way home till she got a glimpse of a familiar shade of blond hair she knew all too well.

She immediately started to run after the blond guy, dropping her candy at the side.

Did master came here to hide from his obsessed maid, she thought as she could finally sense his masters familiar chakra on the blond guy. He was hiding in plane site, the underworld wouldn't think twice on looking for him in plane site.

Naruto felt a familiar presence coming straight for him at high speed. The percentage of him getting tackled through a wall were high, Koneko's affection for him was suicide.

She immediately jumped in his arms with Naruto holding her up in a hug. He was lucky she didn't use a lot of power in her tackle.it showed she could learn, than her horny sister. His hoping kuroka does not go into any heat months, he was only one man.

''myuu... master, I missed you'' she purred as she rubbed her face on his chest...

''heyoo my cute neko. I guess it was a matter of time before you found me here ha" he said rubbing her head making her cat ears pop out.

''let's just hope the underworld does not find me soon. It's only been 3 weeks''

''you will hide at my house'' she stared dead into his eyes. It seemed that he had no choice in the matter.

''alright my ramen crusade for today will have to wait, so which way to your house? "

''that way'' she pointed behind him, as he started to make his way to her place.

"But you made me forget my candy on the way here, so you will have to pay me back''

''don't worry, I have it under control." He lightly laughed, koneko will always be koneko.

''who said I wanted to be paid back in money or candy''

''well then, in this case... I don't have it under control. What do you desire…''

Her cat ears perked up, her mouth opened to say something.

''well... I want..."

''whatever it is will have to wait, I think the ramen I had from that old fart is melting my insides." he grabbed his stomach in pain after he had let koneko down. He walked for a little while, till he could not take it anymore. He needed to take a sit somewhere, maybe that park bench.

''let me just relax here for a while'' he slowly set down on the bench, making the pain lessen.

Ramen had done him wrong.

"koneko? What's wrong'' Naruto looked at his kitten who seemed to be concentrating on something else.

''I sense an illusion covering this place''

''just ignore it'' he replied as he turned into a chibi fox.

''be back in a minute...natural calls'' he said making his way to the forest but jumped away when a light spear landed on his previous spot.

''heyy!! Watch where you place those things, no animals should be harmed, animal rights" he raised his paw at the owner of the spear.

The perpetrator was a fallen angel with 2 pairs of wings and dark raven hair. She looked at the fox with wide eyes since she thought it was just a summon for the cat youkai sitting at the bench. She didn't really mean to attack it, she just wanted it stop from telling anyone of what she was about to do to the pervert. She landed softly on the grass

Koneko glared at the fallen angel with hate as she got ready to attack the fallen angel with wrath.

''how dare you try to hurt Naruto sama''

''Naruto sama?! you don't mean the…oh no. what did she do, she just tried to hurt the person who gave her race a home. He was one of the beings a lot of races looked up to in this cold war. She didn't mean to...

''am...am sorry Naruto Sama" she made her way to the fox while crying and apologizing to him. Ever since Raynare saw Naruto at one of his visits with their leader, you could say it was love at first site for her. His smile made her weak in the knees. His looks and power did not help her hormones at all. She also began to train more as she knew she would never grab his attention or meet him more if she was weak.one of the reasons she now had another pair wings. Her leader would always tease her on her crush.

Fox Naruto looked at her trying to figure out who she was, she looked familiar.

''mhh I think I know you... ramaru was it? No... Ram, no no that's my other cute maid...ray'' Naruto continued to pounder on what her name was... while scratching his ear with his paw. He must have taken some ticks from that old man's shop.

Raynare looked depressed with a rain cloud on her head. She was about to remind him her name but stopped as she flew away due to the courtesy of koneko's heavy punch to the cheek.

''owww'' both Naruto and issei who thought was going to die today yelled in surprise. Issei for his part thought that the day was getting weirder and weirder.

First he had a girlfriend for a day, then that girlfriend turned into some hot S and M fallen angel who tried to kill him. On top of that, his school's cute mascot came with a man turned fox. Did he forget to mention that koneko just punched his ex-girlfriend, yah that did just happen. She was dead for sure.

Or not, Raynare came out of the bushes she got punched into. She looked like she was about to murder a body, and it was not issei.

Fox Naruto just looked back and forth…

''wait!! I remember now, its Raynare" he patted himself on the back. Sometimes he honestly believed that his genius, generated gravity.

Raynare looked at the fox with hope and admiration, her crush remembers her name. She immediately rushed to the fox and hugged close to her oppai.

''hey!! Your snot and tears are messing up my coat''

''ohh am sorry Naruto Sama, am just glad am meeting you again." She happily smiled as she softly petted him on head.

''Give me back Naruto Sama '' koneko did not look pleased.

''it's okay koneko, she's not an enemy'' he tried to calm koneko down. Raynare just stuck her tongue out at koneko. Victory was hers.

''anyway, Raynare why are you trying to kill pervert san over there? I thought I said no killing for no reason, what are you even doing in this territory. '' He said as he jumped of her arms and turned back to human. Issei just deflated at the disrespect. Honestly issei wanted to run away but the world was moving so fast around him he didn't know what to do. He wanted answers.

''well… I was ordered by the higher ups to kill the sacred gear user before he becomes a menace''

''who had that idea, that guy does not like he will be a menace. I mean come on. Are you expecting him to unlock his sacred gear powers and start to actually gain character development in his life? Pshh" he laughed at the end.

Issei just felt bad for whatever reason, was he a background character.

''His a shameful pervert '' koneko added more fire to the flames. She then made her away to Naruto and arrested his hand into her developing bosom.

''kokabel was the one who ordered it, he said it will make leader Sama happy.'' The more she explained it to him, the more it felt like she had been played by the war monger. She just wanted to get stronger and meet the great Naruto Sama. Penemue is always rubbing it in her face on how she met Naruto Sama.

''this seems sketchy, we should go somewhere private to discuss about this development. Konoko, teleport us to your apartment."

''what about the pervert? 'Raynare asked him while moving closer into the teleportation circle.

''Ohh yeah that'' his eyes changed into the rinnesharingan and casted a quick illusion on him. Making him forget what just happened.

Then the supernatural group vanished leaving issei alone in at the park.

Issei then blinked a few times trying to remember what just happened but failed. This was well and truly a bizarre night for him. He started to make his way home while deep down in his soul, the red dragon was trying to see how it will be resealed. Hopefully the red haired devil will help him

At koneko's house after a few hours.

After a long talk with Raynare, Naruto went to sleep on the bed with koneko not leaving his site. His little dream of Grayfie, Lilith and Serafall in a huge ramen cup was halted when he felt a disturbance in the force. The dark side was raising. He opened his eyes slowly staring at a naked koneko under the sheets. He must admit, after taking kuroka and koneko as his servants and students. Koneko has developed rather too well if he must say.

''ahh koneko? What are you doing?'' something was up

"Am getting my pay...nyaa" she grabbed his boxers and started to pull them slowly.

''wait!!'

Meanwhile the next day a certain red head would wonder why issei was still alive and did not summon her. Koneko might know something, maybe she may also try to ask her to join her peerage for the hundredth time even though the chances are high that she will refuse. She was not giving up any time soon, neither was she losing the perverted sacred gear user. She prayed to her god Naru Sama that everything will come through.

I really wanted to finish this chapter soon. And I did 3k words so far. I think I was a little too fast to post this crap, even though I didn't feel good about it. Give me more follows I will give you chapter. I will answer everything u ask on the other chapters after this. This is a dxd universe so it's a harem. I can't ignore all the women dxd offers really. Also the nekomata massacre never happened due to Naruto stopping it. Koneko is also not a devil. The kitten is pure ladies and gentlemen.