The Following Trailer Is Rated NM For No Mercy!

In a world where Arrow can last eight seasons while Daredevil only gets three, revisit a show that, because you couldn't shamelessly ogle hot babes on the internet in the 1990s, became one of the most popular television shows of all time.

Baywatch!

Take a trip down memory lane to the days before California became a plague infested shithole, and journey to the golden beaches of Los Angeles; a sunny paradise where everybody runs in slow motion, no one knows how to swim, and the lifeguards are so inexplicably attractive they make the sun look cool by comparison.

Meet the guardians of Los Angeles County, an elite team of supermodels tasked with protecting the unattractive masses that are destroying the pristine beauty of California's beaches.

Follow this team of grotesquely perfect looking professionals as they face a never ending cycle of problems that literally no real life lifeguard has ever had to deal with, which you won't give a shit about because you'll be too busy staring at David Hasselhoff's abs, or Pamela Anderson's… well… you know damn well what you were staring at.

Pretend you care about the interpersonal relationships and mediocre exploits of these onsie wearing wonders. Sleep through the ten thousandth rescue of some dumbass who got caught in a riptide, tell Hobie and his skank mom to shove it, and wait for the magic of the next slow-mo run.

So oil up the guns, and cannonball into the global phenomenon that captivated audiences throughout Europe due to the decreasing levels of hotness among the European population, as well as providing the people of Ireland with their first encounter with actual swimsuits.

Starring:

The Incredible Hasselhoff- Mitch Buchannon

F##k off, nobody gives a shit about you- Hobie

Sharkbait- Jill Riley

No Relation To Roy Scheider- Matt Brody

1990s Nosebleed Factory- Casey Parker

Babewatch!

I wonder… was there something special about this show? Some form of value that went beyond supermodels in swimsuits? Could there truly have been something unique and interesting that made people watch it for any other reason than to drool over Pamela Anderson in a skintight outfit?… Na!