[A/N: Hey. This is going to be very sporadic in it's updates, but I so wanted to do a quirk analysis fanfiction. So here it is.

Also. I did not know who was going to contact him first. I thought All Might, but well... This happened instead. And obviously, some things may not be accurate to canon but I say lets do it anyway! Haha.

Thanks for reading. There'll be fewer A/Ns from now on, I hope. Because I personally don't adore them. Unless they give crucial information or are hilariously funny or something equally inspiring. So yeah. That's it. See you lter withy probably-in-a-year update!

Don't hope for more and you'll get pleasantly surprised if i do end up posting beforehand. ]

"Hey... Um, this is Quirky Analyst." A small, clumsy, modified voice squeaked out and cleared his throat. "Sorry. This- this is my first video." He laughed nervously. "Ha... So I'm making this for- erm... T- to analyse quirks."

The black screen turned grey and various hand drawn cartoons appeared. One was a silhouette with his hands sparking, another had water flying around them. Of the last two on the sides, one had wings and the other had flowers popping up around them.

In the middle, of course was a silhouette of All Might.

Quirky Analyst's voice came back on. "I- I'm a bit nervous so I decided to not show my fa- face. So, uh..." He coughed. "Um, quirks. I guess people might be wondering why I'm doing this. As long as I remember, I've loved quirks. I mean," he gushed excitedly. "They're amazing! You can do anything with them!"

The screen shifted to a clearly amateurish video edit that compiled twenty or so videos of people using quirks in various ways, not just for hero work.

"I know a lot of Quirk Analysis has already been done, but I really only found one or two series in video form and they we're incomplete or discontinued. Plus, they we're either really general or just about heroes. Of course, I love heroes, but I thought of not doing heroes because, well..." There was a shuffling sound in the background. "Analyzing heroes may put them at a disadvantage if any villains see these videos. But I still wanted to do them, so I decided I'll do some analysis of villains! And if someone has any requests, please message me. I'd love to analyse other quirks as well if you're willing to have them shown on this site!"

The black screen returned and letters began appearing on it with a 'slam' sound effect.

It read, 'Analysis no. 1 - Lizard Kong'

"So," Quirky Analyst continued, his voice gaining a professional ramble. "Lizard Long is currently in prison, but I decided to start with him because he has a lot of information on him, and that gives me a lot to work with. First of all, let's begin with a basic background..."

The video continued on, detailing the back story, the villain origins, the way Lizard Kong became number ten on the villain list once and how he was captured after nearly a decade of freedom.

All throughout, short clips of Lizard Kong's fights would play, and at other points, detailed sketches of himself and his quirk that seemed very realistic.

The video continued for nearly half an hour, was amateurish and not amazingly articulated, and the narrator also stuttered a lot.

Iida Tensei stared at it and grinned. It was amazing. He'd been searching up quirk analysis websites to try to see if there could be anything he could do to become better at his job (heroics was a never-ending battle to the top) and he had stumbled upon this childish seeming video that was much more comprehensive it it's information than any other he'd come across. Quirky Analyst seemed like an amazing person. It felt like he was a young child, from the way he spoke to the way he replied to the few comments under his post, but the depth in his arguments and his out of the box approach enthralled him.

He looked at the view count. Only a few hundreds? That wouldn't do.

He scrolled to the top of the page and clicked on Quirky Analyst's profile. The Herotube account popped up with little resistance. Quirky had posted a few more sporadic videos, all of them about villains Tensei could recognize, two of whom had yet to be caught.

Tensei narrowed his eyes. If this information was useful... He quickly forwarded the relevant videos to edgeshot, who he was currently working with, with message stating, 'Just ignore the childishness and focus on the content. Tell me what you think." He also saved them to his account to watch later.

Then he shot off a personal message to the creator.

'Hello. I am the newly debuted hero Ingenium, Quirky Analyst. I saw you video and was very impressed. I know you already stated you would not do any segments on heroes, but would you be willing to do a quirk analysis for me? Privately? In exchange, I'm willing to pay a commission as well as share your account to my followers so that your talents are revealed to the world as well.'

The message instantly turned green. He had read it.

'ajdhdjcjnoow'

Tensei frowned. 'Excuse me?'

'Oh my gosh, I am so sorry!' Quirky Analyst typed out. 'I accidentally slammed the keyboard!!!'

Tensei snorted. Well, the boy had said he was a hero fan. 'No worries, kid. Take your time.'

'No! I mean, I'd love the chance to analyze your quirk! And you don't need to pay me. Talking to you is more than enough!'

This time, he burst out laughing, but sobered enough to type a reply. 'The commission part is non-negotiable. I can't take advantage of a fan just because they allow me to. If I did, I wouldn't be a hero.'

'Oh...'

Tensei waited.

'How will you pay me though? I don't have a bank account.'

Tensei hummed. 'How about I help you set up an untraceable bank account, then? It won't give away your identity, since you seem worried about that, and if some other people end up asking you for private analyses, they can pay you through that.'

'REALLY' The kid burst. 'THAT SOUNFS Amazing!!!'

'Sounds*' He corrected. 'Amazing*'

Tensei grinned. 'Great. How about I get back to you soon?'

'Okay! Thank you!'

Tensei closed Herotube and grinned. Sweet kid.

His phone buzzed. Edgeshot.

He picked up.

"Where did you find these?" The other hero asked without delay."This thing just gave a great counter idea for ToeTrack. How the heck did you find this guy?"

Tensei laughed. "I have my secrets." he answered. "So we're going after him tomorrow?"

"Yeah. Better earlier. He might run from his current hideout if we don't act soon."

"Got it. See you, Edge."

"Ingenium."

The phone dial rang.

The call cut off.

Tensei sighed. Time to see how accurate Quirky's analysis was.