"Watch where that thing falls, Kakarot! It damn near hit me!"

"Sorry, Raditz. At least it didn't actually hit you." Two boys could be seen arguing at each other as they stood over a fallen tree. The taller and older one, Raditz, had long black hair that came down to his waist. He towered over the other despite being only four years older than him and wore a red gi with blue wristbands. The shorter boy, Kakarot, had much shorter, spiky hair with dark eyes that matched his hair. He wore a purple gi, red wristbands, and carried a wooden bo staff strapped to his back. Both boys had small monkey tail sprouting from right above their butts; Raditz's tail was wrapped around his waist while Kakarot had his tail hanging loosely behind him. Raditz hefted the tree onto his shoulders before turning back to his brother.

"I don't care if it hit me or not; make sure it doesn't happen again. Now, go grab some fish while I take this to the old man." Raditz grunted before walking off to their house.

X

Kakarot was humming to himself as he draped a fish that was almost three times larger than him over his shoulder. The Saiyan was nearly bitten in the tail trying to capture his prey with the appendage. He knew that he wasn't supposed to fish with his tail, but he had nothing else to fish with and it wasn't like Raditz would ask, and he didn't plan on telling him anything about it. Kakarot turned his head as he heard a strange noise coming from the distance; it sounded like some kind of weird wolf mixed with a mountain lion. Kakarot gave a small jolt of surprise when he saw that the source of the strange noise was some kind of monster. It's silver skin shining in the sunlight as the beast rushed towards Kakarot until with a screech it stopped suddenly at his feet, its name was tattooed across its side: Turbo.

"Hey! That's dangerous!" Turbo yelled out.

"You're after my catch, aren't you?! Well, you can't have it!" Kakarot yelled, dropping his fish and picking up Turbo before it could react and tossing it to the side. Kakarot proceeded to pull out the Nyoibo from its sheath and pointed it at the beast, only to be surprised when a fairy came crawling out of the side of the now-dead Turbo. "Wow, I made it barf you up, that's cool."

"You little brat!" The fairy yelled and Kakarot saw the fairy make a motion with its hands before feeling sharp stings all over his body and falling down as gravity took hold of him.

"Ki blasts? Well, they're too weak to work on me." The Saiyan cried, jumping up and coming to the only logical reason that his mind could think of. It was strange that he couldn't see it, but maybe it was a special type of ki. Kakarot tossed away the Nyoibo and raised his fist. He quickly gathered his own ki, then fired it at the fairy who jumped out of Turbo's mouth before the ki ball hit it. Kakarot waited for the fairy to give up at his superior power but instead watched as it picked up a stick and swung it at him. He dodged the attacks with ease before grabbing the branch and crushing it in his hand. "Fairies have a weird way of showing thanks." Kakarot growled.

"I'm not a fairy, I'm a girl!" The girl screamed at him.

"A girl? Oh, Grandpa and Raditz told me about them." Kakarot said and lowered his guard. Now that he wasn't attacking and could see clearly he realized that the girl did look different then Raditz or his Grandpa, with a body that didn't have the same hardness as Raditz and his Grandpa along with blue eyes and lavender hair that was tied up in a ponytail. "Grandpa said I should treat them nicely and with respect." The Saiyan extended his hand to the girl. "My name is Kakarot."

"B-Bulma." The girl stuttered as she took the Saiyans hand.

"No, it's Kakarot, not Bloomers."

"No, my name is Bulma." Bulma retracted her hand and both people stared at each other for a bit before Kakarot cleared his throat.

"So do all girls have butts on their chest?"

"Do you not know what breasts are?"

"You're the only girl and the second human I've ever seen." Kakarot stated. He hefted his fish back onto his shoulder and said, "I'll take you to see Grandpa and Raditz. We're having fish tonight." Kakarot then began heading back toward home again, Bulma following closely behind.

X

"Gohan!" Raditz yelled, snapping the old man out of his daydream. Gohan was shorter than Raditz, coming closer to Kakarot's height, with a white bushy mustache and weathered features on his face due to his ever-increasing years. "You're supposed to be checking my form."

"Right, let me check." Gohan proceeded to walk around the Saiyan and checked his stance. "Look forward and straighten your back." Raditz groaned, but complied nonetheless. This continued on for a few more minutes before a distraction caught both their attentions. Along the dirt trail leading to the house was Kakarot, with a girl.

"Hi, Raditz! Hi Grandpa! I found a friend." The boy called out. "Her name's Bloomers." Raditz tried to stifle his need to laugh with his hand, but ultimately failed, bursting out into loud laughter.

"It's Bulma!" The girl screeched.

"Fucking Bloomers." The older Saiyan yelled out between breaths. Meanwhile, Bulma just kept getting redder and redder, and Gohan, being the smart man he was, walked up to the girl and gently offered her some tea while she explained what had led her to their forest home. Once inside, and once Raditz had calmed down, Gohan started to get to work making dinner out of the large fish Kakarot brought home. Kakarot had immediately started to show Bulma around the house. When they had reached the living room the girl started to scream again.

"The Dragon Ball! There it is, just like on the radar!" Bulma screamed as she hovered over Gohan's lucky orb.

X

It turned out that the golden ball that Gohan had found in the woods was part of a magical wish-granting set; needless to say, all parties were interested. So interested that he had to send Kakarot and Raditz out for a bit, knowing them they were sparring.

"So, what are you going to wish for?" Gohan asked. "You're obviously collecting them for a reason."

"Well, at first I was going to get a never-ending strawberry patch," Gohan could already see several problems with that wish, "but now I'm going to wish for the perfect boyfriend."

"Really? That's certainly not the most diabolical wish." Gohan stated as he tossed the Dragon Ball between his hands. "But how can I tell if you're telling the truth? The last guy who wished upon the Dragon Balls became king; if you wish upon them then something even worse could happen. Hell, even the wish for a perfect boyfriend could go wrong if not worded correctly."

"What's the big deal?! It's not like you're using it for anything!" Bulma screamed at him. Gohan realized this girl screamed a lot. The girl looked crestfallen for a moment before she smiled slyly. "I know what you want." She said before lifting up her skirt and exposing her white laced panties.

"Why would I want to touch your dirty butt?"

"My butt is beautiful, you dirty old man!"

"But it's underaged, and brunettes are more my style." Gohan said; as soon as he finished, however, an idea came into his head. "However, if you let me, Kakarot, or Raditz carry the Dragon Ball, I'll let you make the wish as long as you follow my wording."

The teenage girl clearly sensed she had no say in the matter as she signed before agreeing to his terms.

"But you better not try anything funny."

"Right, let me get Kakarot and Raditz." Gohan exited the house with the Dragon Ball in his pocket, just in case.

X

"I don't suppose any of you can drive?" Bulma said once everyone had gathered their things and met in the front yard. In response to this, the Saiyans began to float in mid-air and snickered when Bulma's surprise became visible. "Guess that answers it." She gulped down, next grabbing a small case from her pocket and searched for a bit before pulling out a small cylinder. "Well for those of us who can't fly." Raditz heard a small click before Bulma tossed the cylinder to the ground. The device exploded in a puff of smoke, and once it cleared a bike stood in its place.

"You are a fairy!" Kakarot yelled out when he saw the display.

"What are you talking about?" Raditz responded.

"She's a fairy. She used her fairy magic to make that thing and hide her ki blast." Raditz quirked his eyebrow at that, Bulma never shown any affinity for ki manipulation. The older Saiyan turned and looked down at the blue-haired human under him. It was obvious that Bulma wasn't a fairy nor had any form of ki manipulation.

"And you're an idiot. Its technology, albeit more advanced than what you've seen. So I guess that makes it close to magic."

Since only Raditz and Kakarot could fly, Gohan volunteered to ride with Bulma.

X

Eventually, the group had to come to a stop when Bulma announced she had to go pee, the girl walked off and told the group to wait.

So the two Saiyans sparred while they waited when they heard a sudden, ear-piercing scream. Kakarot and Raditz abandoned their sparring match and rushed over to the source of the noise, where they saw Bulma, wrapped up in a pterodactyl's tail, flying away; this prompted the two brothers to turn to each other and begin playing janken.

"Tie! Tie! Tie! Tie! Tie!" The brothers yelled out before Kakarot beat his brother by covering Raditz's rock with his paper.

"Damn it! Fine, but I'll get the next one."

"Okay!" Kakarot said before taking off towards the dinosaur. The pterodactyl had put a considerable distance between them, and was only visible as a tiny speck in the sky, which would have been a problem if the Saiyan boy couldn't fly or sense ki by now. It only took a minute before the Saiyan had caught up with the prehistoric bird and Bulma. "Hiya!"

"What? A friend of yours, I assume." The dinosaur said to Bulma.

"Help me, Kakarot!"

"Don't worry, I got this." Kakarot said before pulling his bo staff from its sheath. "Nyoibu, extend!" The stick grew in length as Kakarot cracked it along the neck of the dinosaur. Kakarot could hear it's neck break as the tail holding Bulma released and gravity took hold of the girl. Kakarot managed to grab her by the leg before she got very far, and made sure she was set down gently.

"Thanks." Bulma said. "why didn't you use the exploady ball?"

"I can't fly and shoot ki at the same time, Raditz says it's because I'm so weak that my body can't handle it." Kakarot turned to dinosaur, grabbed it, and started to walk back the way he came from, the drag from the creature making a small ditch. "Come on."

Authors Note: This is not based off MasakoX, at all. This is my own story with my own path. I am the one writing this, if I see any comments/reviews stating something about how MasakoX or some other guy wrote it differently, I will delete that comment/review. That said, I hope you enjoy what I write and what I plan to write. This will be based on the Db and DB Super manga instead of the anime.