Trigger warning… (I normally don't use these but now…)

BAD PUNS! EXTREMELY BAD PUNS! PUNS SO BAD YOUR EARS WILL EXPLODE!

… You have been warned…

Ladybug didn't know how it had come to this. Her head pounded and her heart beat rapidly. This was awful… terrible… and left her mind in excruciating pain. Why was it like this? What had happened? Ladybug stumbled, her knees hitting the ground. Was this payback for a heinous crime she didn't know she had committed? She wanted to give up. Close her eyes and melt into oblivion. This was not what she expected.

… Moments earlier…

"HAHAHAHAHA!" Hawkmoth laughed evilly.

Ladybug swung her yoyo around so fast, it created the perfect shield, while Chat Noir lowered into an offensive position, his baton behind his back.

"IT HAS FINALLY COME TO THIS! THE ULTIMATE BATTLE! YOUR MIRACULOUS WILL BE MINE!" Hawkmoth grinned evilly.

"Your reign of terror is going to end Hawkmoth! We're going to cat-ch you and put you behind bars… once and for PAWS!" Chat returned… somehow keeping a serious façade up as he said the ridiculous statement.

Then, Hawkmoth gasped. His eyes narrowed as if Chat Noir had greatly insulted him. Ladybug prepared for Hawkmoth to go on the offensive but instead…

In a low tone, the villain replied, "you butter-fly away now before I de-feet you!"

Ladybug blinked… wait… what?

Chat inhaled sharply before answering, "I'm feline purr-ty good about our chances so the only one losing today is ewe."

"Try as you might, I'm the only one who is going to WING!"

"Everyone knows that my lady and I are the best be-claws we are on the side of good!"

"There's a saying, what was it? Oh yes! Nice guys finish last! I'm a true baaaaahd boy," Hawkmoth made a pose that would forever be burned into Ladybug's retinas, before continuing, "therefore, victory shell be mine!"

Chat glared, "How dare you take such a sheep shot!"

"Please, your puns are of paper… THEY'RE TEARABLE!"

"You're puns are a verbal cat-tastrophe!"

"Unlike you, I don't antennae-end to make a fool of myself!"

"My puns are purr-fect!"

Ladybug couldn't stand it any longer. Throwing her yoyo, she successfully smacked both punners' heads. Their attention now on her, the scarlet super heroine yelled,

"Will both of you just shut up! This is supposed to be a serious battle and you two… two… are PUNNING! I swear if I hear one more bad pun, I'm going to lock you both up for disruption of peace!"

"… but I thought you liked my puns bugaboo…" Chat's ears lowered.

"Not. Now." Ladybug gritted her teeth. "Let's get back to battling."

One punless battle later

"… Now I see the disease is hereditary."

A.N.

… I was not high when I wrote this… purr-romise…