The Disney Villains sat around a table as they all talked about their defeats while having drinks. To them, it felt good to get out their emotions, even though some of them refused to bring up their feelings.

"…I pushed him off a cliff into that stampede and blamed it all on my nephew, so he ran away and never came back…until years later, when he defeated me. I had everything and he took it away from me!" Scar said.

"You were still a good king, Scar…" Zira said as she nuzzled her mate.

Everyone gagged at this sight before Shere Khan cleared his throat and asked, "Does anyone want to go next?"

There was silence until Gaston scoffed.

"I WOULD go next, but you guys already know my story…" he said, causing groans to come from the villains. "Lefou, get me another beer."

"On it!" Lefou said as he ran off.

"How long issss thisss going to take?" Kaa asked.

"No clue, but who wants to go next? Anyone?" Hades asked his friends. "What is this? An audience or a mosaic?"

Captain Hook raised his only hand and said, "I suppose I should go next…"

"Go on." Jafar said.

"That's right, darling, we're all friends here." Cruella said, which made everyone either shrug or shake their heads.

"Well, I'm the captain of the most fearsome group of pirates to ever sail Neverland's waters. I cannot remember how we ended up there, but when we arrived, I found myself a nemesis…an immortal twelve-year-old boy in green tights with a fairy side girl." Hook said.

"And what was his name?" Maleficent asked.

"Why does he like fairies? What's so special about them? No offense, Maleficent." Yzma asked.

"Didn't he also like that chief's daughter or something? Also, what about that Wendy girl?" Kronk asked while trying to list everyone.

Yzma glared at him and shook her head, rubbing her temples.

"His name is Peter Pan, but I have no idea why he likes fairies." Hook said with a shrug. "Anyways, he chopped off my hand and fed it to that infernal crocodile!"

"Truly it is an unholy demon! I shall send it back to hell where it belongs!" Frollo said as he stood up from his chair.

"Don't go crusadin' now, judge." Dr. Facilier said while twirling his cane around.

"My grandfather had his hand cut off…as well as the rest of his limbs." Kylo Ren said.

"We know!" General Hux and Captain Phasma said in unison.

Clayton glared at everyone and said, "Enough of this! Can we PLEASE move onto someone else?"

"I don't think we should move on. This is all very interesting…" Ursula said.

"Right, Clayton, dear, we can all learn from our mistakes just by talking." Mother Gothel said. "According to Hans, it solves everything."

"At least no one stuffs crackers down your throat here…" Iago said with a groan.

"But Frollo here is a sly dog for trying to get with Esmeralda. I mean, who wouldn't?" Sykes asked.

"Excuse me? She's a gypsy witch, there's nothing lucky about that." Frollo said.

Soon enough, every villain began to talk at once with their own thoughts and ideas. Hans couldn't be happier.

"Looks like another successful meeting…" Bellwether said to her leader.

"You think? This was great!" Hans said with a laugh.