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King River was angry beyond angry. How can someone refuse his daughter? "Young man, do you have a problem with marrying my daughter?"

"Yes. I don't want to fucking marry her" Said Marco clearly angry

Here it was queen Moon that had something to say "Wait a minute, young man. While the mewni tournament means honor It also means wanting to be king of mewni. This tournament exists with the only purpose to find someone that could be strong enough to be king. You are the only person Star accepted" Explained Moon

Hearing this made Marco glaring angry at Jackie. "Don't look at me like that. I tried to tell you but you just jumped into the portal before I could finish"

"As you can see. Mr.Diaz you don't have a choi-" Marco interrupted Moon before she could finish

"Shut the fuck up" Said Marco. Everyone was shocked by such words. Marco had a completely different aura, from an innocent boy to an aura that would belong to a demon.

"I would not Marry a chick I meet today. Maybe if we knew each other for years but not something like that. I'm not a teen in heat. I'm a 19 years old man."

For the very first time in a while, Tom spoke. "Listen, Dude, as Stat's ex I can confirm that she's the perfect choice. More than that you don't have a choice here"

"Wrong. You guys don't understand. Think about it. A king that's not from this dimension, And he doesn't want to be king. In less than a Month, I would turn this whole Kingdom into a mess then I would just go home" Said Marco. He has clearly angry.

"Very well. If he doesn't want to, then we can't force him" Said, Queen Moon in defeat.

"But Mom"

"Sorry Star. We will talk about it"

Marco send Jackie a Scary look "Send me home. Now" He demanded

Jackie was starting to open a portal to Echo Creek. "Wait a minute" It was Higgs. "You think you can insult the entire mewni tradition and walk away?"

"You have your teeth back"

"Magic healing. And don't try to dodge the prob-"

Smack. An uppercut from Marco let higgs cold on the ground inconsistent.

"Well. This was an interesting experience" Said Marco leaving Mewni.

He found himself back in Echo Creek. close to his house. Just him and Jackie. "Ok speak" Order Marco.

"Why don't you want to marry Star? she's awesome" Asked Jackie.

"I barely know her"

"But you wanted to have babies with Kelly"

"it's different. Having babies doesn't mean marrying. I know I already let babies behind" Explained Marco.

Jackie was speechless" You have kids?" Asked Jackie.

"Probably. I did many things in my training" Said Marco getting inside his house.

Inside he saw his Parents watching tv.

"Hey, Miho. How it's back home?" Asked Rafael.

"weird"

"Well. Things are changing Miho. Look at you" Said Angie.

"Yea. You are Right"

(The next day)

It was 8 in the morning. Marco was making an omelet trying to think about what to do. "I need to find work. Maybe I should become a mercenary in mewni"

A portal opened behind Marco. "Ok. What's it this time?"

"Hello. Mr.Diaz. My name is Eclipsa. Can I speak with you please?"

(Somewhere else in the Mewni castle).

The Council were talking Among each other. "The tournament it's sacred. Many Queens became married that way. The boy must marry Star" Said Omni.

"I know. But he doesn't want to" Said Moon.

"I say we explain to him the situation," Said Omni.

"What? That this Tradition it's in the honor of a dead Queen? He will laugh. He doesn't care about mewni. Let alone the second queen of mewni" Said Moon

"We force him" suggested rhombulus

"And have him destroy the Kingdom as King? We need to make sure That he wants to be King" Explained Moon

"Hahahahaha" Laught hekapoo

"Something funny? hekapoo?"

"Yes. You guys can't understand. We need to give him something. And I know what. The first one would be free. Then he would beg for the second one" Said hekapoo leaving the room

"it's she going to have sex with him?" Asked moon

"Totally"

(Back with Marco)

"Oh my God. This omelet it's delicious" Said Eclipsa.

"I'm happy. You like it. Now what do you want from me"

"Oh right. I want you to come to mewni and meet my husband monster" Answered eclipsa.

Marco had a blank face. "I have a friend named Hell no".

To be continued

Reviews time

Animortal-she won't give up

Momiji-kelly will have her chance.

Jose-i do more and no I don't have them already written.

poletu-thanks. you too

guest 1-force him? yea right.

guest 2-healing magic

guest 3-i like the unexpected.

megakdr-from baki