Prologue: Dead-Jaune

Notes: your probably asking me 'SKY!? HOW IS THIS GONNA WORK!? JAUNE IS A 17 YEAR OLD BOY SO HOW WOULD JAUNE BE A FOUL MOUTHED, DRUG ADDICTING, SUPER HEALING, GUN FANATIC!?' Well here's on simple thing, it's my story and I'm into Deadpool right now and so far I don't think I've seen a story like this or I may be stupid and I haven't been looking real hard.

Now this is gonna be a challenge now I'm going to event ideas for Jaune, who to fight, where to go because I'm sure as hell ozpin isn't gonna be kind for an Anti-Hero.

Now I'm going to need ideas for a team of 7, team Deadpool! It can be canon characters or ocs! Entirely up to you.

Now here are pools for romantic interests and here's the fun part, some are gonna be genderbent soooo ;) think about it

- Yang

- Nora

- Fem Ren - 1

- Willow Schnee

- Velvet

- Fem Qrow

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Inside of a non conspicuous looking factory though the looks are heavily deceiving as this very location is a major base to the Terrorist Cell known as the White Fang which holds the significant amount of operations in the kingdom of vale.

Inside the factory in the conveyor department is where a white fang soldier is through onto the belt before rolling onto the other side getting up onto his feet looking around "w-what are you!?" He shouted seeing a red suited man with two swords on his back with two M1911s on both his legs as well as a pocket dimension filled with all sorts of weapons and equipment.

"Oh me? Names Margret. Well why I'm here is that" the red suited masked man exclaimed patting himself in the chest moving side to side "well a few years ago, a red headed little shit decided to kill the only part of my family who even remotely cared for me and he decided to murderer her wife as well as there 6 month old child so I'm pretty pissed" The masked man exclaimed stopping before swiftly unsheathing his right sword and throwing it fast stabbing through the fangs throat causing him to fall onto his left.

The masked man walked, jumped then dropped from the conveyor belt ripping the sword out of the corpses resheathing into its holder on the mans back, the man looks at the readers "oh heeeeey guys! Sorry I didn't see you there." The masked man starts moving and side dodging heavy machinery looking at you more and continued to talk "now your probably asking, 'I thought this would be a Deadpool Knockoff Equivalent to Rwby' and in some circumstances you'd be right!" Deadpool spoke before a battle cry of two white fang dropped from the rafters above wielding red swords.

The red man unsheathed both swords blocking the two blades that is slashing downwards "bad clothing guys! You forgot to wear the brown pants!" Deadpool mocked, raising his right foot slamming it onto the right fang warrior sending him backwards before using his left sword to push the red opposing blade upwards then used the right katana to slash the mans throat.

The blade slashed through the throat cutting through his voice box and windpipe causing the man to fall back grasping his open neck trying to repair what damage he could, the other white fang member hastily getting back onto his feet "ARRRRRRHGHHHHAAAAA" roaring his terrible roar charged at the red masked man throwing a fist with his right but it's been cut off with the left sword wielded "AHHHHHHHHHH!" The grunt screamed as he stared at the bloody stump where his righty used to be.

Deadpool looks at you "be honest, you'd react the same if you lost your JO hand" The red merc laughed as he raised his left sword cutting the grunts head letting fall to the floor then the bloody stump where the head used to be starts gushing blood like a fountain before falling down next to the decapitated partner.

Stepping right over them continuing his walk through heavy machinery of the former weapons plant looking at you again "so as I was saying, I'm not Wade Wilson or the actor Ryan Reynolds! No no, I'm Jaune Arc or in this Fanfic, a more Badass Version of Jaune. Now your probably asking 'oh Jaune, how did you become this super badass?' Well my second eldest sister, Violet, died to a douche named Adam Taurus, who btw is a total edge Lord" Jaune stopped his life's story when he enters the hallway continuing to walk, looking at you again "now I've made it my life's mission to shoot ' ' in the fucking head then fuck the bullet hole" The red masked man laughed to himself looking to the front where a grunt is yelling at the camera.

"COME ON LIEUTENANT! LETS KILL THIS-" the grunt was yelling to get his leader but a loud bang cuts through that and a bullet hits the back of the head causing blood to splat onto the camera then hitting the ground, looking at you again "ok, now they my sister n' family died given me the drive to forcibly activate my aura and while your probably asking 'but gale! That's not how aura works' well here's my rebuttals" Jaune exclaimed stepping up to where the grunt died yelling at the camera before looking back at you "the writers to Rwby are lazy so they don't explore the scientifics except for the part where science can't explain it..I mean that's just saying your lazy if science can't explain anything" looking around for something and sees a barrel so moving it close to the camera.

Before getting on it while wiping the blood off the camera shouting at it "A panic room really?! Don't have the balls to face me like a real man? I didn't realize your Faunus heritage was a chicken!" Jaune turns back to you again "yes I know that was racist but everyone has a splash of racism! Now lastly your probably asking why I'm here! Well one of Adams Chief Lieutenants manages this splinter cell-" "THERE HE IS!" Jaune stopped talking to the readers to only turn around to find 25 Fangers then looking back you fear filling Jaunes voice "...ohhhh nooooo!"

Outside the factory is where a blonde man with a patch of her just below his lip and extreme stubble on his jawline obviously on Bluetooth with his team "what do you mean that 'a man in a red suit' kidnapped you?" A feminine voice asked highly unsure of what she's been hearing along with another female voice much higher pitched "...do you need help Tai?" The man now named tai just chuckled nervously "no no Summer baby! I don't need rescue and Qrow? What I mean is that me and my taxi had been hijacked by a gun toting merc-" "whats that sound ol partner of mine?" The woman named Qrow exclaimed before a giggle was sounded out "what soun-" "START THE FUCKING CAR!" Tai swiftly turned to the right seeing the Red suited man jump and dived THROUGH the window "AHHHHHH!" Tai screamed in fear slamming his foot on the acceleration.

"DRIIIIIIIIVE!" Jaune yelled at the elder Huntsmen who screamed while the taxi is driving FAST down while white fang grunts is running out the facile shooting at the runaway taxi.

Jaune swiftly gets onto his butt in the back turning towards the rear windshields watching the shrinking forms of the grunts "oh my oum!" Jaune turned around laughing "hahahaha! You believe in a writer who works for rooster teeth" laughing a bit more before looking at the readers "may god have mercy on his autistic soul" Jaune sighs as he sinks into his comfy taxi seat reaching up and taking off his red spandex mask revealing a young face around 21 Years old which he has bags under his eyes.

"Tai!? Tai!? What's wrong! Ahhhh QROW! WATCH THE KIDS IM GOING AFTER MY HUSBAND!" Jaune opened his eyes again to stare through the open compartment that blocks the back and front sections of the taxi watching as a woman with longish black hair and red tips is screaming through the visual Bluetooth "sum! I'm not in danger! The guy who hijacked my taxi slams through my window while being shot at" "WHAT!?" The combined voices of both Summer Rose and Qrow Branwen exclaimed in shock.

Jaune raised his right arm seeing a bullet hole in his right forearm so raising his left poked his index finger through the hole wound, taking it out just to stick it back in before looking at the readers with a knowing smile at his own actions before looking at tai "hey Armando, wanna introduce me to the cuties on the screen?" Jaune spoke causing Tai to look over his right shoulder chuckling at the Red suited merc before looking back "ladies, this is Deadpool. DP this is my wife Summer 'Xio Long' Rose and my drunk of a partner Qrow Branwen" "Did you hurt my husband?" Summer asked obviously concerned for her marriage partner but Jaune just shook his head "made him stay still in the car" Jaune comments about this closing his eyes once again.

"Deadpool looks rather young, the way he fights isn't he studying in one of the Hunter Academies?" Qrow asked having kept a close eye on the Red suited merc which tai responded "no, a merc." "So a criminal" Qrow exclaimed which tai just shrugged before looking at DP "where to next?" "To a bar named Hub of Robotics" Tai nodded taking his right hand off the wheel to start messing his taxis Navigation "I gotta go Qrow, Sum. I'll be home later tonight to celebrate rubies birthday" "you better, I don't want to be stuck explaining why her father wouldn't show up" The elder rose explained cutting off the connection.

Tai peeks over at Jaune obviously curious on the young merc with a mouth "I gotta ask Deadpool, why don't someone like you who is obviously skilled not attend the Hunter Academies?" Tai asked curiously as someone like Jaune who was obviously skilled greatly could make a wonderful Huntsmen.

Jaune just chuckled lifelessly before speaking seriously "Tai, there are different occupations outside of Hunters" Jaune reopened his eyes staring directly at tai through the rear view mirror "I'm in the shit everyday hunting down Unspeakable Monsters, Sex, Drug, Weapon and Faunus Traffickers, Warlords, Crime Bosses and Mass Murderers. All the types of people no one is willing to touch not even the supposed hunters who are depicted as people who can do anything" Jaune exclaimed fully as his attention as a Mercenary comes to light to Tai.

Deadpool closed his left then moved his right eye staring at you "I mean come on, all the Rwby franchise is about Huntsmen and Huntresses, I mean come on where are the bakers? Jewelry Crafters or even the fucken janitors. It's all about Huntsmen this, aura that and Grimm everywhere" Jaune snorted at the last part closing his eye again

"Your still young kid, don't you have a future your working for right?" Tai asked as Jaune was as old as his eldest daughter so his fatherly instincts had kicked in "my future aspirations died years ago" "how so?" "My sister and her wife died to a white fang shit eater" Tai frowned at this as he figured out that DPs main motive is revenge but decided against calling him out on this so the veteran Huntsmen "so how long have you been a Mercenary?" Tai asked as he merged onto a busy street in downtown vale going east.

Jaune who still had his eyes closed thinking about how long he's been working as a contract killer since his sister died 10 Years ago leaving Jaune to be orphaned without the rest of the Arc Clan to take him causing Jaune to be picked up by a drifter with a sword, training Jaune in the way of the blade "10 Years age my Eldest sister dies, I've been wondering the streets fighting to survive for a couple of years before I met a man-" Jaune briefly stopped himself to open his eyes and looks at the readers "who may or may not be a man named Wade Wilson, played by Ryan Reynolds..." Jaune chuckled before moving his eyes back at tai.

"spent 4 years training to be the best swordsmen and gunner before taking on Mercenary work a year after when a lady was murdered just for stepping into the Faunus district before I murdered the White Fang cell in the area before I found the place where they hand out merc fares and I've been in the business ever since" Jaune exclaimed the cliff notes of his life's story before the taxi stops in front of a bar which held a simple bar look but again, looks can be deceiving.

The sign above the main entrance said 'Hub of Robotics' which seemed unusual however Jaune gets out of the taxi from the drivers side and handed tai through the open window a generous large stack of lien cards but as tai puts away the money he heard, looking at Jaune tucking his mask onto his back belt "listen kid, if you ever want to talk, hang out or something...you can always like...hijack my cab again" Jaune smiled to himself nodding "thanks tai, I may just take that up"

Jaune starts walking towards the bar looking at the readers again "so the Hub of Robotics is a bar owned by a very close friend of mine and many of you are yelling 'Jaune, the hub of Robotics is just a rip off of Sister Margrets from the first Deadpool movie' and yes, it is because the writer of this no budget fanfic has the originality of a dead chicken hahaha" Jaune laughed lightly grasping the handle of the door swinging it open then entering the building.

"Welcome to the Hub of Robotics" Jaune says to you as he entered the main bar area which consisted mainly of Droids of all variety while one droid of mysterious original in a hoodie and sweat pants was pouring dark colored drinks to several robots and atlas drones at the counter "in legal eyes this bar is just a bar that serves anyone but in recent years it's been a hotspot for robots and Mercs like me" Jaune explained to the readers before grazing a hand through his unkept messy blonde hair.

Then started moving towards the bar where the Tan Colored Thin Droid was working at "that's my close friend, a robot that appeared in a meteor one day and I happened to stumble on him during one of my jobs and helped him integrate with the society, but seriously. He came from the Starwars universe hehe" Jaune exclaimed chuckling before continuing his explanation to the readers.

"In any case, he is B1-224 or the name I've given him 'Battledroid1106' or BD for short. He's a great friend and I more then enough times mooch off drinks from hehe" Jaune exclaimed chuckling then reaching the counter where the droid turned his head and walking over "Jaune Arc, the Meatbag of Pity! What can I get you?" "Sex" Jaune comments with a brow raised causing the droid to look down slightly "oh god, me too. There's only a point where I reach in my sex life for wanting a real dick attached to me so I can pleasure my wife" "...care to double team?" Jaune asked the very sexual and very real question prompting the B1 Sentient Droid to look with logical unmoving Deadpanned Face to Jaunes grinning one "...no, anyway didn't you say you'd take the day off after you came back from your private investigation?" The Droid asked while picking up the cloth on the counter to wipe its droid hands from the Oilade he made earlier for a couple of robot customers.

Jaune shook his head pulling out a silver card with the name Foreskin Night "I've came back to get my money" the droid snorted extending his right arm to claim the silver card then turning to his right to walk over towards the cash register and the best safe a merc can steal "that's why huh, what about your roommate...uhhh?" BD stopped after putting the digital code to the safe before losing track of his thought "the old shopkeeper?" "His name is Gerald you insensitive ass" Jaune corrected with mild irritation while glaring lightly at his metallic friend before turning to you guys "and you! I bet you don't know the old shopkeepers name either, you intolerant fucks!" Jaune insulted the readers before turning back to BD who's clanking feet came towards placing a large box onto the counter.

"10 Grand of Lien as per the deal of the contract and a bonus" BD exclaimed putting a photo next to the box that showed Roman Torchwick with Neapolitan next to him sitting at the bar, Jaune picks up the photo and getting a closer look at the woman since Jaune knows her, Neapolitan 'Neo' Droid aka the wife to the scariest sentient droid in vale "...what the hell am I looking at?" Jaune asked raising the photo for the droid owner to stare at it which he responded "my wife had been hired by a week ago for whatever reason though the pay is very good for a bodyguard position however I find the Meatbag very rude, commented disgustingly at the decor of my shop as well as referring to droid kind as 'dumb machines' insulting and racist" BD exclaimed as he waved his arms around erratically as to reiterate his point.

Jaune However took the photo as to get a closer look at the most dapper motherfucker in Rwby, looking at him with a chuckle "don't deny it, he's one dapper bitch huh, I'd fuck him" Jaune turns his attention back to BD who held a very confused stance "any case why are you giving me his picture?" BD sighed as he extended his right hand towards the photo moving back and forth a few times "I've heard a bit of chatter about Roman and I've learned that our mutual dapper friend has recently formed a business connection with the White Fang and more notably...Adam Taurus so knowing you, if you want to find Adams latest trail then you gotta find the one who forged that connection" BD pointed out before walking away when Two Atlas Drones came at the bar.

Jaune looks down at the red headed man again with a smile creeping onto Jaunes face "well well...looks like Guyliner is my next victim" Jaune turned towards bd who's pouring a glass of Mother oil for the two drones "hey BD!" BD stopped pouring to look at Jaune who continued "I'm heading home now, Use that money and buy everyone a second drink on the top shelf

An hour passed after Jaune left the bar called the 'Hub of Robotics' and he's walking into an apartment complex though continued to stare down at the picture of Roman drinking at the bar with neo next to him "Alright guys" Jaune exclaims to the readers "next target is Guyliner and I know his name is Roman BUT, romans new name is Guyliner now first! To rest and recover from that botched mission against one of Adams chief Lieutenants and the best way to do that is a nice drink of bourbon then a whole Rosing round of beating my meat then coating my pink fluffy unicorn in my sauce" Jaune laughed to himself before turning to the door labeled 227.

Jaune opens the door as it was unlocked due to the roommate Jaune picked up a couple years back and now they had become best friends "and another rip off from the Deadpool movies! I've got me my own elderly roommate! His name is Garold and I love him!" Jaune exclaims chuckling at the readers before sitting down at the surprisingly comfortable couch "I've sent out an Ad on Nikos List, which I know is a play on for Pyrrah Nikos Name but in this Deadpool Rip Off, I don't love her. The author HATES the Arkos ship and frankly, so do I" Jaune snorted chuckling before speaking out "hey Garold! I'm home!"

An elderly voice is heard from the kitchen which belonged to the lone shop keeper who has been labeled by Jaune as the Jack of All Trades "welcome back Jaune! I'm preparing tea. Would you like some?" "Yes please!" Jaune exclaimed picking up the remote on the table tuning it onto the news which is hosted by Lisa Lavender "welcome back to VNN tonight, one of the abandoned factories in Vale City's Industrial Section has just been figured out as a major base for the terrorist cell known as the 'White Fang' over 210 Casualties of White fang members, 45 Injured with no hopes to recover and 55 Mentally scarred members. But the bottom line question is...who attacked the fang?" Jaune soon turned out the noise from the woman as an old man with a light green shirt with brown pants, his eyes are narrowed to the point where they look like they are closed then his hair looks old as well, spiky all around but the top portion of the head is pure bald head.

Garold looked at the TV as he sat down the cups of tea in front of his roommate "something to do with you I suppose?" The elderly man asked sitting down while chuckling at the mock hurt of his friend "Garold!? I am shocked! Shocked and appall that you'd think so little of me!?" Garold held a look of deadpan which made Jaune grin at it then burst out laughing while slapping his left knee with the same adjacent hand "ahahahahahaha! Yeah totally me! I went in BLAM BLAM, SWING AND SLASH till someone gave up the location of Adam" Jaune exclaimed pulling out his right pistol mimicking gun shots as well as using his free left hand to simulate a sword slashing before laughing again.

Garold looks at the photo Jaune placed on the table moments ago "is that your next target?" The Old man asked which Jaune looks again grinning "Yeah Garold...my next target"