Well cuties, it's been a hot minute. I've been studying for exams and applying to uni's so I have a valid excuse. BUT GUESS WHAT.

I've got into two that I've applied to so far so its going good but they aren't my first choice. Still it's better than nothing and their's still time for them to maybe accept me.

Fingers crossed.

And, gosh, you guys give me such nice reviews.

I love all y'all.

Except for that one fucker who said Percy shouldn't be born cause he has a different mother.

It's fanfiction my man/woman/person, shit doesn't have to make sense.

I'm telling you guys this right now:

Sasuke will NOT be bashed. I am not a fan of bashing. He'll be in a tough situation but Natsumi still loves him in a familial way

I don't have much planned and I make it up on the spot so you guys can tell me what you want to see in the reviews.

Anywho, on to the story

Words: 2,042

Date: February 17, 2020

Aphrodite was feeling down from another somewhat rejection from Poseidon.

She calls it a somewhat rejection because the bastard doesn't even realize she's trying to get in his pants. Seriously, how dense can one person get?

Feeling the need to have her ego boosted, Aphrodite heads to her shrine to talk to her mirror. Her shrine is just like a Barbie Dream House. Everything inside is pink. Pink walls, pink ceiling, pink sheets, pink mattress, pink everything. Aphrodite stands in front of her mirror,

"Mirror Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" Expecting a picture of herself in skimpy lingerie, she is shocked to find a red head with blue eyes and a sizeable bust.

"Excuse me, but what the fuck?" How dare her own mirror betray her like this. How can this pathetic mortal be prettier than she, the Goddess of Beauty?

Who is this wench?

The fates understand what Aphrodite is going through.

Stupid redheads.

Aphrodite heads to the throne room with her mirror in hand and calls an emergency meeting for all the Olympians to attend. Many flashes of lights occur as each Olympian ends up on their throne with Dionysius being the last one and only partially awake.

Lazy bastard.

They all look to see Aphrodite completely fuming and were somewhat uncomfortable. They don't like making Aphrodite angry as the power she holds over their children's love lives scare them. Even Artemis doesn't like to get on her bad side in case she decides to make her hunter's fall in love.

Aphrodite clears her throat and starts to address her fellow Olympians, "I have come here to ask you all about this mortal that my mirror has shown me." She would never tell them that the mirror said she was prettier than her. No way. She was much too prideful.

She observed the reactions of each Olympian, many were confused but two of them. She had finally found out why Poseidon had not noticed her advances after seeing the longing and loving look on his face which then turned into fear. Most likely fearful of people finding out about her no doubt. Aphrodite would keep this to herself and find this bitch.

The reaction that confused her was Apollo. He seemed absolutely terrified when he saw the picture of her. He yelped out loud and ran away screaming demon.

Oh well. He was always a quirky individual.

Artemis wondered if she accidentally dropped him on the head when she helped her mother deliver birth. The other Olympians just left it be knowing Apollo was a special Olympian.

Aphrodite getting the answers she wanted huffed, turned around and marched off back to her temple to scheme of different ways to humiliate the whore.

It is the first day of school after the summer break for kids.

We can hear the chatter of parents wishing their children luck as they start a new year. It is a calm and peaceful atmosphere.

"My babies are leaving me!" Natsumi screams as she grabs Annabeth and Percy into a death hug.

Percy sighs, this happens every year he goes to school. His mother always overreacted. The past couple of years, it tripled due to adopting Annabeth, Thalia, and Luke. He doesn't mid too much though. It just shows how much his mother loved them. It does get on his nerves a bit though.

"Mama, we're only gone for six hours of the day. You're going to see us afterwards."

"It's six hours too long -ttebane!"

After squeezing the lights out of the two of them for a few minutes, she moves on to Thalia and Luke who she grabs their heads and brings them tightly to her chest, hugging them against heavenly orbs of flesh.

"Ey shprkles, dis ish 'ery co'fterble," comes the intelligent assessment from Luke, looking as if he's in Nirvana.

"Ou 'ight, ish co'fier 'dan my piwow," replies Thalia with the same expression.

Men look on in jealousy, wishing they were in the same position as the two teens.

Natsumi releases the two and slaps them both on the back of their heads, "Perverts!"

Luke jumps back, pointing a finger at her in dramatic fashion with an affronted look, "As if you have the right to talk you smut reading closet pervert!"

"S-s-shut up! I don't know what you're talking about!"

Flashback 1 month ago

Luke has never felt more betrayed in his life.

"All those times you called me a pervert… when you're one yourself!"

Luke had snuck into Natsumi's room and found a book called Icha Icha, which is a smut book.

"OI! My godfather made those. I don't read them I just keep them as a memento,"

"Oh really, then why was it open on your study table?" Luke fought back.

Natsumi blanched and stuttered helplessly, "Sh-shut up! I just read for the plot!"

"Closet pervert!"

Flashback end

Natsumi moved on as if nothing happened, "I'm going to miss you all so much."

Natsumi watched as they entered the school and turned around to head to her Maserati.

What could she say? The ramen business is booming.

A miniature black and purple black hole appears in a deserted area in southern California as a group of people step out.

After gaining information on the new dimension that Sasuke had found, he decided to head back to gather up all of Natsumi's friends to come with him. Everyone was eager to hopefully be able to see Natsumi again after over two and a half years. Stepping out of the portal are the Konoha 12 minus Natsumi and Neji, Kakashi, Tsunade, Gaara, and Killer Bee.

"Finally! It's been so long since we've seen her! I bet she hasn't changed a bit. She's probably still the same tomboy we all know and love," squeals Ino.

"Hn."

"I bet she's a total babe now!" says Kiba excitedly until he starts screaming in pain, "What was that Kiba-kun?" whispers menacingly the normally quiet and polite Hinata.

"Nothing!"

"Hmph that's what I thought."

"Shut up brats. Uchiha, hurry up and show us where she is," says Tsunade, quickly losing her patience.

"Hn. She's pretty far from what I can tell. It's going to take us over a month to get there. People don't have chakra in this world so we can't use any jutsu's or we'll attract too much attention."

"Holy shit. He spoke multiple complete sentences instead of the signature grunt."

Sakura knows why he's much more vocal now. She knows that he's in love with Natsumi, and honestly Sakura isn't bothered about it anymore. She used to be, but she's moved on now and realized it really isn't worth it anymore.

"Hn."

"Let's hurry up and go cause Killer Bee is ready to put on a show, yoooo!"

Aphrodite had located the wicked red-headed witch. She owns this dinky little ramen shop. She was going to show that slut who the baddest bitch in town is. As if this harlot could pose a threat to her. She bets she's the type of woman who sleeps around with any guy she sees (even though Aphrodite herself is that type of woman).

Aphrodite's going to give the hussy a piece of her mind!

She couldn't do it!

Gaaahhh. She's just so nice and friendly. How could you expect her to do such horrific things to such an angel?

When she approached her, the red head realized she was mad and offered her some cake. Where she got a cake in a ramen shop? She has no idea, but it's the thought that matters. Aphrodite loves sweets!

But she could not just let this slide. She would not be bribed! She was strong willed! Until she some how used some therapy technique on her and Aphrodite broke down into a sobbing mess talking about her marriage problems with Hephaestus and how she never wanted to get married to him in the first place to her relationship with Ares.

Oh, sue her! It's not Aphrodite's fault the girl is such a good listener.

They're even having a girl's night out this Saturday. Aphrodite's so excited. Natsumi even told her to bring Hestia!

Natsumi, her whole life, has always loved gardening and farming. She doesn't know why but it just seemed to calm her down. Especially wheat. She loves wheat. It is trait that she gained from her father.

Flashback

"You always wonder why I call you girly. Well this is why Minato."

Kushina walks out to her backyard and is welcomed to the sight of her husband in a green apron tending to his miniature wheat farm. The backyard is beautiful. Minato has been taking care of it for two years creating flower beds, planting flowers that he brought home from the different countries he visited during his missions. Yet, with all these exotic flowers, his pride and joy is his wheat farm. For some reason, Minato always grew his own wheat. He made bread, noodles, cereal, and many other wheaty goodness products.

"What's so girly about this? Farming and gardening are unisex! Everyone can enjoy the wondrous science that is agriculture."

Kushina sweat dropped at the passion Minato delivered his speech about farming. Minato is a soft-spoken man outside of his duty as a Hokage and shinobi. Therefore, it is odd to see him so passionate about his farm, "Alright Minato-chan."

"I also do it for my mother."

This gained Kushina's interest. She has known Minato for over two decades, yet she hadn't heard a thing about his family. She assumed he never knew who they were considering he's an orphan.

"My mother loved farming, especially wheat. I guess I got that same love and passion from her. It's really fun you know. I can show you the way of the wheat!"

"Fine, show me your stupid wheat -ttebane."

Two hours later

Kushina had never felt so enlightened. The wheat is truly magnificent. Minato had shown her the way of the wheat and now she would not go back to her wheatless life. Farming and gardening aren't girly. They're unisex!

Flashback end

When Natsumi had met her mother when fighting Kurama, she had told her about her father's love for wheat came from his mother. She had always wondered, since then, how he knew her grandmother loved wheat.

She had created a book on the holy way of the wheat.

It's a New York Times bestseller.

It sells better than Icha Icha.

It's holy wheatness is spreading throughout the world and soon everyone will convert to the way of the wheat.

Thou shalt pray to it's wholey grainness (see what i did with the wholey, cause whole grain, please laugh)

Well that concludes this chapter.

Oh and the reason Luke is really OOC is because he no longer hates the Olympians. Of course I'll talk about that later but it has to do with Natsumi's therapy jutsu. Luke is the happiest he's ever been currently.

That's not to say that he loves the gods, but he just doesn't hate them.

Like I say every chapter fellas, I don't have much planned and I make it up on the spot so you guys can tell me what you want to see in the reviews

See y'all next chapter:)