"Know Your Fighters"

Rated T for Mild Language and Violence (if necessary)

Summary: A parody of Nickelodeon's All That sketch, Know Your Stars. What happens when your favorite fighters from the King of Fighters series get tormented, picked on, and grilled by the infamous Know Your Stars announcer? A whole ounce of craziness, that's what!

Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with the King of Fighters series or the All That series. King of Fighters and it's characters are owned by SNK Playmore and All That is owned by Nickelodeon.

Chapter 1: Kyo Kusanagi

The former high-schooler/heir to the Kusanagi clan was busy sitting down on a director's chair and playing with his flames until he heard the voice of the infamous Know Your Stars announcer speak out to him.

Know your fighters... know your fighters... know your fighters. Kyo Kusanagi... is the boyfriend of Mai Shiranui.

Kyo soon chuckled at that lie and said, "Hehehe, you're kidding, right? I'm pretty sure Andy Bogard's her boyfriend. And besides, I already have a girlfriend. Her name's Yuki."

I don't know who that is.

"Well, you should!" Kyo nodded before replying, "She's been my girlfriend ever since we've been in high school. Look it up on the wikia page, dude!"

Well, Mai Shiranui is definitely a lucky girl.

"What?!" Kyo's eyes bulged in shock, "I was talking about Yuki, not Mai! Please get your facts straight!"

Yeah, I don't think so. Kyo Kusanagi... thinks Mai Shiranui is hotter, sexier and much more bangable than Yuki.

Kyo reacted in shock of this lie, forcing him to shout to the announcer, "WHOA WHOA WHOA, where in the hell did you get the idea from anyway? Look, don't get me wrong in all of this, I think Mai's smoking hot and sexy, but trust me, I'd still choose Yuki over her."

That's not what the text messages say.

Kyo suddenly shook his head and said, "Wait a minute, what text messages?"

These text messages!

And then all of a sudden, pictures of text messages were shown showing both Kyo and Mai sexting each other in a very naughty fashion, even going so far to send each other pictures such as Mai's cleavage and long legs while Kyo sent out texts such as "Your rack is hot" and "Damn, them legs are fine" in return. Kyo shook his head once more and came to his own defense again.

"Okay, I don't remember doing that!" The ex-high schooler distorted, "In fact, I never even remembered sending text messages to Mai in the first place! I'm pretty sure you and your idiot friends just photoshopped these messages so you can have people believe that I sexted Mai when in reality, I didn't! I just want to remind you that Yuki is MY girlfriend!"

So you're dating an imaginary person?

"What? No, I'm-" Kyo shook his head before clearing his mind, "You know what? Let's just ignore that and move on to something that's at least more truthful about me!"

Whatever you say. Kyo Kusanagi... had a one-night stand with Mai Shiranui last week.

"Oh, bullcrap!" Kyo groaned with anger, "Look, I never had any sexual relations with Mai or any kind! I mean, yeah, I know every single guy on earth would want to have sex with Mai, but like I said, she's Andy's girlfriend."

Are you really sure?

"I've been telling you all this time!" Kyo shouted to the announcer, "Look, you can go ask Yuki. He can definitely trust me!"

Well, we'll just have to see about that.

Then all of a sudden, Kyo's phone suddenly rang on him, forcing him to grab the cell phone in his pocket and answer it.

"Hello?" Kyo replied on the phone before saying, "Yuki? Look, I just want to let you know that nothing happened between me and Mai! No, I don't remember keeping her panties under my pillow, Yuki! And I never kept a bottle of viagra under my bed either! I swear to you, me and Mai never had a one-night stand with each other last week! Damn it, I'm not lying to you, Yuki! Please understand that I'm actually telling the tru-"

He would never finish what he said though as the phone hung up on him completely, leaving himself stunned at what just happened.

"She... she just broke up with me!" Kyo groaned to himself.

Aw, that's sad. But on the bright side, you get all the Mai booty you can ever want!

The announcer's voice soon got Kyo Kusanagi's face fuming with anger and hatred so much that he looked up to the camera and yelled, "HOW DARE YOU WRECK MY LIFE LIKE THIS! YOU JUST MADE YUKI BREAK UP WITH ME AFTER I LITERALLY TOLD YOU THAT I DID NOT, AND I REPEAT, I DID NOT SLEEP OR HAVE SEX WITH MAI! COME DOWN HERE SO I CAN BURN YOU TO ASHES!"

And now you know, Kyo Kusanagi. Or otherwise known as the future Mr. Shiranui!

"Uh, no, not happening!" Kyo shook his head before the camera started to back away from him, "And where in the hell are you think you're going? We're not done here! Don't you even dare back away from me! When I find you, I'm literally gonna burn you alive for what you did to me! Are you even listening to me? HELLO?!"

LOL, don't worry Kyo, we ALL want to bang Mai Shiranui. But then again, I do ship you with her so it's no surprise.

Before anyone asks, yes, the Know Your Stars announcer actually does act like an a-hole on All That, so you pretty much know that I made him in-character like that. Anyway, which fighter do you want the Know Your Stars announcer to torture next? Let me know in the comments everyone. Oh, and make sure you read, review and leave feedback if you all desire. Until next time, peace out, broskis!