„Right, you're a mind reader. Cut it out Sam. Sam! You think you're being funny but you're being really, really childish. Sam Winchester wears make-up. Sam Winchester cries his way through sex. Sam Winchester keeps a ruler by the bed and every morning when he wakes up ... okay, enough!

- Sam and Dean

You know you've watched way too much Supernatural, when...

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- ... the first thing you do when you arrive at a crime scene is to interrogate the cat whether he saw someone ganking someone. As the police arrives you are forced to cease your interrogation of the cat, for you are wanted for messing up investigations more than once

- ... everytime you see a kid wailing you take off your shoes, grabbing your sock and use it as a sock puppet, pretending Mr. Socki has a life of it's own. The problem is Mr. Socki usually has a breakdown - ('cause he's an alcoholic and a drug addict and he's not a good man (sock) and he doesn't like children (da da da da WHERE IS MISHA))

- ... you're grabbing people by their shoulder, dragging them down the street, screaming "I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition and now I'll drag you up and down the road until you show me some gratitude"

The person doesn't even know you

- ... you know that angles are dicks and they really shouldn't watch over you. Because I can assure you you'll end up in a room full of burgers and cheap beer waiting for the world to burn

- ... you swore to throw the radio out of the window the very moment you hear "The Heat Of The Moment" by Asia. For obvious reasons...

- ... as soon as you hear dogs barking in the distance you start wondering why you weren't around 10 years before. You would've love to make out with a crossroads demon

- ... you're collecting the jewelry of the dead. You're keeping them safe until the world will face evil once again and they need to lock it away

- ... you're convinced the Winchesters own a tricking phone-department.

Everytime they are emotionally pissed they're throwing their phones away... I mean come on. Where are they even getting this stupid phones

- ... before every lesson you recap the road so far using a fancy presentation. In the distance you can hear someone singing "Carry on my wayward son"

- ... the Hillywood Show is canon.

Enjoy - Because I have no idea what to write under this line

Except my English may still suck