AN: I don't own anything! :p

I'm sorry for the slow updates! I'm too focused on college that I have little time to work on this! :( I really am trying to pump out more chapters, but taking double math classes in one semester is hecken stressful. Pre-Calculus and Statistical Methods in one go is a time consuming and brings down my drive to type.

What's your favorite Zelda design? My fav is her Ocarina of Time design lol. I'm disappointed that Smash Zelda doesn't reuse old designs from previous Legend of Zelda games. I can totally see Ocarina of Time, A Link to the Past, and Hyrule Warriors being alt costumes. Even Twilight Princess Zelda can make a return as a alt.

I added some things and new info from newer games. This is more of a updated Peach vs Zelda.

7:34 AM, Stables.

Flayn was giving out food for the horses and chickens early in the morning. She had heard that Professor Byleth had returned from his mission earlier in the morning, so she made plans to see him before his class started. So far it was close to the time when he would be in his class.

'Time to go see the professor about that notebook...' Flayn thought. She fed the last of the chickens.

She did not hear the door open.

She turned to head out and was ambushed. Her assailant used a sleep dust to make her instantly fall asleep. She was knocked out and was carried by her assailant to a secret passage underground.

8:03 AM, Garreg Mach Cafetaria

"So then they asked if we were dating!" Dimitri explained to his group.

"It was unpleasant." Hubert growled.

Dedue looked annoyed when hearing what Dimitri said.

Lorenz sympathize. "It truly is an injustice when one is is questioned on our relationships so open like that."

Ferdinand nodded in agreement.

"This wouldn't have happened if you two followed directions." Edelgard frowned at Dedue and Hubert. "The Professor only gave you the mission because you tried to join the mission."

"..." Hubert didn't comment at Edelgard.

"So what happened on your mission?" Claude asked Edelgard.

Edelgard smiled. "I got a persona!"

"Extraordinary!" Lorenz said.

"Amazing!" Ferdinand said.

"As expected of Lady Edelgard." Hubert commended.

"What's is called?" Dimitri asked the house leader.

"Beowulf." Edelgard answered.

"What a fascinating name. Is it a wolf also?" Lorenz asked.

"What type of attacks does it have?" Dimitri asked the white haired. "Is it also a ice type?"

Edelgard took a step back at all the questions being asked. "It's a fire physical type."

Ignatz came over to them. "Class is about to start in 5 mins."

"Thank you Ignatz, it seems we will continue this conversation after class." Lorenz said.

The gang went to class.

11:34, Byleth's Classroom

The class finished all their normal morning routine and set up for another Death Battle. Byleth went out of the class to bring something for them as a snack. The students were talking among themselves, with some guessing what the snack the professor is bringing.

"More chocolate perhaps?" Ashe tried to guess the snack.

Petra shook his head. "I do not believe it would be that. I can guess it is more cotton candy."

Felix looked disgusted at hearing that. "More of that sugary stuff? I'll pass."

Lysithea looked offended. "It's good stuff!" she blurted.

The class door open and in comes Byleth holding a few boxes.

"That's not candy." Ashe furrowed his eyebrows.

Byleth set the boxes on a nearby desk. She passed out some plates to the class. "Adam told me about this and said to surprise you all. This is called pizza."

"Pissa?" Petra repeated.

Byleth nodded. "Adam told me that his world worships this food."

Dorothea raised her hand. "Professor, did you make these?"

Byleth shook his head. "No, Adam flashed these in boxes in my room. He really wanted to make sure it stayed a surprise to you all."

The students began to eat.

"So yummy~" Annette said as she took another bit of her pizza.

"Professor, what is this food called again?" Edelgard asked. She also enjoyed the treat and wanted to remember the name well.

"It's called Pizza." Byleth answered.

"Geez, Adam's world must be great with food like this." Caspar said. "Their food is so delicious."

Most of the students agreed at that statement.

Byleth went to press play.

Wiz: Today we're pitting two of the most famous damsels in distress in videogame history against each other.

Boomstick: If they're not getting kidnapped, they're always nagging at you to do stuff.

Wiz: Princess Zelda, from the realm of Hyrule.

Boomstick: And Princess Peach, of the Mushroom Kingdom.

Wiz: I'm Wizard and he's Boomstick, and it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.

Full Name: Zelda

Titles (Extra: Yes. These are all her titles!): Princess of Legend, Ancient Princess, Princess of Light, Triforce Guide, Princess of Hyrule, Princess of Destiny, Master of Disguise Who Manipulates Time, Holy Sacrifice, Hope of Her People, Holy Sacrifice, Hope of Her People, Four Sword Protector, Beloved Even by Demons, Leader to a New World, Light of the Kingdom, Peacemaker with Twilight, Spirit Who Fought alongside Link, Your Highness, Her Majesty, Goddess, The Reborn Goddess Hylia, Princess as Beautiful as a Painting, The Princess who Sealed Calamity Ganon

Race: Hylian

7th Sage/Maiden

Descendant of the Goddess Hylia

Blessed with the Triforce of Wisdom

Stubborn and Feisty (Extra: Every Zelda acts different. Check out the Zelda Reaction meme lol)

Noble and Wise

A picture of Zelda is shown. Zelda's design is her A Link Between Worlds dress

"So pretty..." Ashe awed.

"Agreed!" Ferdinand exclaimed.

Wiz: Being a descendant of the house of Hyrule, Princess Zelda has spent her entire life governing her kingdom. Despite having a king, the majority of royal decisions are actually made by her.

"Is that not normal?" Edelgard said. "I am to be crowned empress when I finish the Academy."

"Boomstick's system must be different than ours." Claude said.

Boomstick: Wait a minute, how does that work?

Wiz: Well in some games, she has no parents. Making her technically Queen Zelda. Though some games have her father as still living.

Boomstick: Talk about useless bunch. And why do they let her get away with it? I mean, she's lost her kingdom to the forces of evil more times than I can count!

Dimitri shook his head. "Their kingdom must set up defenses properly if invasions have happened more than once."

Wiz: True, but some are takeovers usually by political and geographical changes in the world.

"That is true, when a territory needs resources they either try using diplomacy or just taking it with force." Claude said.

"Their world must be ever changing if constant invasions are the norm." Ingrid frowned.

"It's a good thing we aren't fighting amongst each other." Ashe smiled.

Edelgard coughed.

Boomstick: Explain, Wiz.

Wiz: -sigh- You see in the Downfall Timeline, the races of Hyrule start to become more aggressive towards Hyrulians. Like the Zora race physically changed to more monstrous forms and the Kokiri's hiding from the rest of Hyrule.

Boomstick: uh-huh.

Wiz: In the Adult timeline, Zelda can't really do much as the world is flooded. She has to start from scratch.

Boomstick: Where a Link when you need why did they need to flood the whole planet! Damn dumb goddesses.

Wiz: And finally in the Child Timeline, everything is somewhat the same until the Twilight Invasion. After Ganondorf is defeated, the world reverts back into a monarch type system.

"I have confusion..." Petra said. "What are these timelines."

"Me too..." Caspar tried to understand.

Ashe got a idea. "Maybe like different times periods but the same kingdom. Like in the book 'Neverwhere Time' when the same kingdom was changing due to time magic."

Boomstick: Damn, no wonder she has no experience defending herself. She's too busy trying to run her kingdom and have her family at the top!

"So like Hagger pretty much." Linhardt compared. "Too much paperwork."

Wiz: Between being waited on hand and foot, Zelda has spent some time training with her modest arsenal.

Royal Sword

Dagger

Light Bow

-Weapon of Choice

Light Arrows

-Destroys Evil

-Can damage Phantoms

Gloomy Rapier (4+ Tier Rapier)

-Uses the Power of Light and Darkness

-Can be used as a Bow

-3 Charges of Light

Liquid Glorious Baton (4+ Tier Wind Waker)

-Power of the Winds, Lightning, and Water

-Attacks are similar to a recorder.

-Summons 8 Small Tornadoes around her to attack

Volcanic Dominion Rod (4+ Dominion Rod)

-Summons a Giant Statue

-The Statue follows Zelda's attack direction

-Uses the Power of Darkness and Fire

-Was a gift from the Oocca's

Shining Harp

-Uses the Power of Light and Lightning

-Depending on the strings sung, it has effects on the user.

-Serenade of Water summons a Shield of Water

-Bolero of Fire summons molten rock to appear from the sky

-Song of Storms summons a cloud to surron the user and hurts any nearby people

-Nocturne of Shadow has summons a darkness hole that attracts enemies

-Prelude of Light summon a light barrier to appear. (Extra: i'll be honest, I have no idea what this ability does.)

Cutlass of Light (4+ Pirate Cutlass)

-Uses the Power of Light and water

-Shoots a large amount of water bullets

-The water shoot out is enough to melt enemies to death

Scene of Zelda attacking using her Dominion Rod. Zelda swings her axe and summons a giant statue from the ground and decimates the large group of moblins.

Boomstick: Holy shit! That giant statue is awesome. It's summoned to protect you no matter what!

"Cool!" Hilda exclaimed. "It's like having your own bodyguard."

"I wonder how it works..." Linhardt tried to understand the logic. "Does the statue teleport."

Wiz: Yes, it's like a you know what reference.

Broomstick: Don't think about it the comments will be flooded with memes.

"The hecks a meme?" Caspar thought.

Wiz: Because of the Sheik and Tetra's disguises, their arsenal are included with Zelda.

"That seems fair, Zelda should be skilled with those weapons if it's her disguise." Ingrid agreed.

Boomstick: Bows, magic, musical instruments. Pretty standard stuff compared to the statue . She also has a sword and dagger, but has little experience with them compared to her other weapons. Her weapon of choice is the Bow and Rapier, which she wields with deadly combination. Plus, she can use her magic to turn an ordinary arrow to the powerful Light Arrow, perfect for killing evil.

"Her weapons are like ours!" Ashe pointed out. "Except for the gun of coarse."

"No Lasers or fascinating creatures this time." Lysithea said.

"Aw, I wanted to see new world things." Annette pouted.

Wiz: Her Cutlass of Light fires a large water puddle that just heat is enough to hurt enemies.

Sylvain shuddered. "Like a terrible sauna time."

"Like the time I went with the professor..." Dorothea frowned at the memory. Both came out with terrible red skin.

Byleth nervously chuckled at that.

Boomstick: Weak enemies, It's like taking a hot bath.

Wiz: A bath that could cook you, then yeah. Sheik's harp has numerous abilities when played in certain ways. The sounds are reminiscent of the Ocarina tunes.

Minor Telekinesis

Prophetic Dreams

One-Way Telepathy

Farore's Wind (Teleportation)

Nayru's Love (Diamond-like Shield)

Din's Fire (Fire!)

Healing Spells

Giant Ball of Light

Wiz: Speaking of which, Zelda is an incredibly potent spell-caster. While most of her magic is for use out of combat, she is more than capable of holding her own. She can teleport with Farore's Wind, shield herself with Nayru's Love, and cast pyrokinetic projectiles with Din's Fire. Her giant Ball of Light was strong enough to damage even Ganondorf, giving Link the opening he needed.

"She is a excellent spell caster." Lorenz complimented.

"So Ganondorf is her enemy and Link is her ally." Edelgard pointed at the names.

Boomstick: Also, she can talk... with dead people.

Lysithea shook with fear.

"Cool!" Ashe and Claude exclaimed.

"Dead people?" Mercedes frowned at that.

Wiz: Spirits.

"Much better." Mercedes smiled.

Boomstick: Like Boos?

"Like what people say to scare others?" Dorothea furrowed her eyebrows.

Wiz: Nah, they're called Poes.

"What?" Most of the students said simultaneously.

Petra shook her head. "I am having confusion."

1/3 of the Triforce

Enhances Magic Ability

Leads bearer to Wise Decisions

Protects bearer from Evil

Creates dauntless disguise

-Sheik of the Sheikah

-Tetra the Pirate Captain

Wiz: Zelda is also the bearer of the Triforce of Wisdom, a testament to her astute mind. Unlike the inconsistency of the Triforce of Power and Courage wielders, It's been long tradition that the first daughters of the royal family are gifted with this piece of the Triforce.

Boomstick: Heck, even first daughters are usually named Zelda. So there's Zelda,Momma Zelda, Nana Zelda.

"So that's similar to crests. Alibet more consistent in families passing than crests." Leonie said.

"The naming is kinda confusing though..." Sylvain frowned. "Why name all first girls Zelda."

"It isn't that strange, it like our last names." Ingrid countered.

"Plus they might have their title referred first." Dorothea agreed.

Wiz: This greatly enhances her magical prowess and gives her the power to dispel evil. She is even skilled enough to create long-lasting disguises. She used the guise of Sheik to evade Ganon's tyranny and even managed to trick Impa, who is the Sheikah Tribe Leader mind you, to believing that she was not Zelda.

Picture of Sheik is shown.

"That's one hell of a disguise." Claude was impressed.

Petra was also impressed. "I am not sure if that is a female to be honestly."

"So the best disguise is to appear the opposite gender." Hilda mused.

Byleth smilied. "Maybe I should have you guys make disguises for class next week."

Edelgard coughed at the suggestion.

Boomstick: Wait, that's a chick? But where's her, um...

"The power of binders is amazing." Ingrid said.

Dorothea nodded. "It's really helpful."

Byleth eyes widen when he remembered Caspar accident with the rag he found.

Wiz: Don't worry, you're not the first. Even Ruto believed she it was a man at first too.

Boomstick: It's a good disguise...

Wiz: It SHOULD be noted however that the forms of Sheik and Tetra are nothing more than disguises, and abilities attributed to them would naturally be available to Zelda.

"Do you guys think that Zelda will have to change clothing to sue those abilities." Ignatz asked.

"Most likely, a assassin would be horrible if they used a dress to run." Hubert replied.

Boomstick: Yeah, but why would you want to toss tiny needles at people when you can shoot fireballs with your mind?

Lorenz rolled his eye when hearing that. "It seems obvious does it not?"

Wiz: Zelda does seem to have far more athletic advantages as Sheik. As Tetra, she has her Cutlass Canon with her.

A pic of Tetra is shown

"Huh, so she can also change her skin color." Hubert became impressed by her abilities.

Evaded capture as Sheik for 7 years

Leader of the Seven Sages

Never questioned by her subjects

Briefly trained in combat by Link

Oftens helps in finishing Ganon

Usually relies on Guardians and sanctuaries

Leader of a Band of Pirates

Helped stop Cia's War

Sealed Ganon for over 100 years

Wiz: While Zelda is clever, mystically powerful, and helps battle Ganon when necessary, she repeatedly relies on the aid of others. During the War with Cia, she had to have allies in helping her stop even Wizzro. Her success at avoiding capture can be largely attributed to her guardians and sanctuaries. Her successful pirate career was backed by several effective crew members.

"She rely much on teamwork instead of her own abilities." Hubert frowned.

"Well if she has help then would it not be wise to take it?" Dimitri asked.

"No, but relying much will weaken one's own abilities in a solo situation." Hubert retorted.

Boomstick: She's really good at getting other people to do stuff for her.

Wiz: She Is!, but don't underestimate her, as she is hard willed enough to Seal Calamity Ganon for over 100 years!

Scene of Hyrule Castle is shown. Calamity Ganon is shown flying up trying to escape the barrier, but is blocked by a invisible magic shield. Calamity Ganon roars in anger.

"Oh my Goddess!" Mercedes and Marianne gasped at seeing ganon.

"That monster is huge!" Caspar exclaimed.

"It's just a black mass of...something. It doesn't even look remotely like a living monster." Linhardt frowned.

Bernadetta shook with fear. "I-it looks like the M-monster in my dreams..." Bernadetta whimpered

Dorothea and Mercedes comforted the purple haired girl.

Boomstick: And she still looks good for her age!

Sylvain nodded.

Ingrid looked annoyed.

Sylvain put up his hands in defense. "She does actually!"

Hubert rolled his eyes. "As expected of you saying that..."

Felix nodded in agreement.

Wiz: Right, she is a master manipulator. She can always convince a naive young hero to do her dirty work for her with little or no reward.

"Manipulator you say." Claude scratched his chin.

Edelgard deadpanned at him. "Surely you wouldn't manipulate a child?"

"Mah, but it's still impressive she could do that to a child at all." Claude replied

Boomstick: How many times does this guy have to save you? Put out already!

"Not every reward has to be sex..." Ashe frowned at Boomsticks unnecessary comments.

Wiz: uh... To be fair, in some incarnations Zelda is shown to have a brotherly relationship with Link.

"That's nice...I Think..." Dorothea frowned at the odd information.

Boomstick: Bruh, really?

Wiz: At first glance, Princess Peach appears to be your standard meek and helpless damsel-in-distress.

A picture of Peach is shown. Peach is baking something in the oven.

"Aww, she looks nice!" Annette said.

"Why do Wiz and Boomstick gotta bully these two..." Sylvain frowned.

Boomstick: And that's pretty damn accurate. Being a member of the Royal Toadstool family, Peach spends most of her time getting herself kidnapped, or baking cakes in the kitchen like any good woman should.

Al the girls looked angry and the guys were afraid to say anything. Sylvain was trying not to breath, as he was afraid of getting nagged by Ingrid.

Full Name: Princess Peach Toadstool of the Mushroom Kingdom

Favors Technique over Power

Classy and Graceful

Resourceful and Athletic

-Managed to hold herself on top of a wall, tricking a few of the Koopalings.

Generous to a fault

Has been playable in 39 of her 57 games (Extra: This is different, Peach has appeared in way more games lol. I'm too lazy to count them all.)

Is one of the 7 Star Children

Certified Doctor

Wiz: Despite being a wealthy princess with a royal guard that are more than capable of defending the castle, she has been kidnapped over a dozen times.

Edelgard frowned. "I know most people can't defend themselves, but kidnapped a dozen times is ridicules."

Boomstick: Yet somehow, while still behind bars, she can send mail to Mario through outer space containing items and extra lives. Hey lady, next time, just send yourself!

"Letters are smaller than a person." Ingrid defended.

"So do birds or pigeons deliver them?" Raphael said.

"Magic more likely if her letters can reach space." Lysithea said.

Wiz: She also is tough like many of the Mario characters, having able to punch blocks with ease like Mario. She isn't as fast as mario, but is close enough.

"Solid brick?" Hilda was awed by that info.

Caspar was rubbing his hands. "That sounds pretty painful."

"Maybe we could become that strong one day." Raphael encouraged.

Boomstick: She is also punched Bowser so hard, that he went flying into the sky. Like damnnn.

Scene of Peach using her parasol in a baseball way. She hits Bowser and send him flying across the sky.

"Holy crap!" Sylvain said. "Wouldn't want to mess with her and that arm."

"That's one hell of a umbrella." Leonie said about the Parasol.

Ashe furrowed his eyebrows when he realized something. "Did she hit a just giant turtle?"

"y-yes. I didn't even realize it was a turtle." Edelgard said.

Wiz: Not only that, but she has managed to tank a castle destroying bomb with ease that she didn't suffer any injuries, except for some dirtiness on her dress.

Scene of Mario, Luigi, and Peach on a cart. Peach was holding a bom-bomb, but was unable to throw it away before it exploded. They went flying, but Peach got back up annoyed.

"But how?" Edelgard was confused now.

"People are just that tough I guess." Claude answered.

Edelgard shook her head. "I meant about her dress. It might be dirty, but it looks relatively unripped."

Boomstick: Holy Shit! It really is weird how she is able to take and throw hands, but is still captured by Bowser on a regular basis.

Wiz: True, but Peach is also an incredibly athletic and capable fighter. She has participated in a variety of different sports, including soccer, basketball, and kart racing, and has survived every Mario Party. And as we've said before, Mario Party is no walk through the park.

"Mario Party?" Lysithea said.

"Yeah, let's have a party for ourselves later on!" Raphael suggested.

"Yeah, Yeah!" Caspar and Leonie agreed.

"I wonder how this party can be so dangerous." Ingrid pondered.

Boomstick: *Post Traumatic Flashbacks Occurs*

Weaponry

Tennis Racket

Golf Club

Frying Pan

Super Slap Gloves

-Slaps away enemies lol

Turnips

-Can pull from the ground from any loose weeds

-Light turnips are easy to carry and have no effect on speed

-Heavy Turnips deal more damage but are heavy

Perry the Parasol

-Slows down Peach's fall to prevent fall damage

-Used to regain Vibe energy

-Able to take a similar appearance to anyone she zaps at. (Extra: This is for a exclusive unnamed parasol so I've combined the ability.)

Peach Bomber

-Powerful enough to create a small explosion

Boomstick: Peach's unique array of weaponry includes a tennis racket, golf club, frying pan, and turnips! Which she can apparently pull out of her...

Wiz: She ALSO wields Perry the Parasol, an umbrella capable of powerful strikes and magical properties.

"That's one weird set of weaponry." Leonie questioned Peach's arsenal.

"Maybe she doesn't want to kill her enemies?" Dorothea suggested.

"I don't know, getting hit in the face with a frying pan might break a face." Claude restored.

Felix on the other hand, "How do hell do you attack with turnip?"

"Turnips are strong and hard to cut." Dedue answered.

"What a waste of good vegetables." Raphael was disappointed.

"Good riddance." Lysithea grumbled at that.

Boomstick: And where the hell does she get those damn turnips? Are any weeds found just a Turnip below? And why turnips! They taste horrible!

"They're actually delicious." Dimitri said.

"Yes! I eat Turnips by them alone." Petra smiled.

Wiz: eer- Sure Boomstick. She uses a Special set of Gloves to slaps her enemies. Usually enough to give them a slight daze.

"I like her." Ingrid and Dorothea said simultaneously.

Ferdinand frowned. "Using one's hands to slap others seems rude."

Lorenz and surprisingly Felix nodded with agreement.

Boomstick: Oh, and one of her most valuable weapons is her ass! She can hit someone with that thing so hard that something down there explodes.

Peach is shown Side B-ing Mario.

Sylvain and Claude grinned at that.

"Ok?" Ingrid was confused at the attack.

"Oh, that seems...conventional..." Ashe blushed slightly.

"Is her mass that heavy that her enemies explode?" Linhardt questioned. Some of the students misheard that through.

"L-linhardt!" Annette blushed at his words.

"It's not noble to talk about a girl's um...rear." Lorenz shamed the green haired student.

"Ass? Really?" Dorothea was not amused.

"I said mass!" Linhardt repeated.

"Seems very effective!" Petra was impressed at the attack. "Perhaps I should try using the same technique to my fight of style."

"Petra, Dear, maybe it would be better if you don't." Dorothea told the brigid girl.

Wiz: That would be part of her Heart Power-

Boomstick: Haha, her Ass is a part of Heart power! I could see the similarities there.

"Boomstick is right, they don't seem at all similar." Lysithea agreed.

Heart Power

Floatation

Therapy Healing Spell

-Heal anyone

-Can be used on multiple people at once.

Mute Spell

-Blocks magic users to cast any magic.

Sleepy Time spell

-Peach summons sheep from the sky.

-Can be used on multiple enemies

-Has far better accuracy than Sleepy Powder/Hypnosis

Vibe Powers

-Joy: Wind-Powered flight

-Gloom: Increased speed, damaging tears

-Calm: Creates a healing bubble

-Rage: Invulnerable, increase weight

Psyche Bomb

-Rains down Bombs form the sky

Wish Power

-Managed to lift Bowser with telekinesis and throw him outside her castle with little effort

Freeze Frame

-Summons various photographs onto the ground and whoever steps on that will be trapped inside a photograph for a a few seconds.

Mega Strike Empress Peach

Wiz: Peach also wields a form of magic called Heart Power. With it, she can float in midair for an indefinite period of time, cast healing spells, and summon lambs from the sky to put her foes to sleep.

"That's a cool name!" Annette exclaimed, but then blushed at her sudden burst.

"It is!" Hilda agreed.

Boomstick: Don't pet that sheep, or you might wake up in a stranger's van.

"A van?" Sylvain was confused.

Ashe shuddered. " I don't like those implications."

Wiz: What?

Boomstick: She can also drop some bob-ombs from the sky. Pretty scary seeing sudden bombs coming down to kill you.

"Amazing! Do they just teleport from the sky?" Edelgard said.

"Probably, or she materializes them herself." Linhardt answered.

Wiz: She has a odd ability called Freeze Frame. She summons photographs onto the ground and anyone who enters the perimeter will get sucked into the pictures for a few seconds at most.

"Sounds terrifying, being trapped inside a different place." Mercedes shuddered.

Boomstick: Sounds good when setting up traps.

Wiz: Another ability she posses are Vibe Powers

Vibe Powers

Joy

-Wind-Powered flight

-Increased Jump height

-Allows Peach to break obstacles.

Gloom

-Peach starts to cry for this Vibe (Extra: That's kinda sad...)

-Her tears can grow plants

-Increased speed, speed, and damaging tears

Calm

-Peach stays cheerful

-Creates a healing bubble

-Allows Peach to calm down a enemy

Rage

-Peach gains a flaming Aura for the Vibe

-Invulnerable

-Destroys anything she touches

-Increase weight and speed

Wiz: And ever since being touched by the Vibe Scepter, she can channel her emotions into raw mystic power. When she rages, she becomes invulnerable but slows tremendously.

"Crying?" Ignatz pointed out that specific vibe.

"And how is staying happy a power?" Linhardt added.

Boomstick: Hold up! Touched by the WHAT NOW?!

"The Vibe spector?" Lysithea said.

Wiz: The Vibe Scepter.

Boomstick: (*laughs*)

"Is it supposed to be funny?" Ferdinand said, clearly confused.

"Knowing Boomstick, it's probably something dirty about girls." Leonie said.

Wiz: Oh... (*clears throat*) But Peach's magic reaches its climax with-

Boomstick: (*laughing uncontrollably*)

Wiz: ...with her mega strike technique, Empress Peach, a kick so powerful, it splits a soccer ball into three separate ones, delivering enough force to score three times.

"A ball into three pieces?" Raphael was amazed. "She's gotta have some good legs for that."

"didn't we have a soccer ball?" Leonie asked Caspar.

Caspar nodded.

"Perhaps we should play some soccer after class?" Ferdinand suggested.

Some of the students agreed to that.

Boomstick: (*continues laughing*) STOP! I CAN'T TALK!

Lysithea rolled her eyes. "He's still laughing."

"It can be that funny, can it?" Dorothea frowned.

Wiz: Peach's Heart Power also naturally dispels evil magics, which is the actual reason why Bowser always kidnaps her.

"Really? I thought it was because a monster kidnaps that princess." Ingrid said.

"You assumed that?" Dedue said.

"I read it in a story." Ingrid answered.

Boomstick: Really? I thought it was because of... well...

Feats

-Eager to assist in a battle whenever she can

-Once saved Mario and Luigi from Bowser single-handedly

-Survived every Mario Party

-Can never avoid a kidnapping

-Helped defeat the Smithy Gang

-Defeated the Megabug Dragon alongside the Rabbid counterparts

-An awful employer

-Bakes really big cakes

Wiz: Peach has assisted Mario in battles several times, once even saving him from Bowser on her own. Even so, she still needs rescuing on a daily basis, and her gratitude usually only goes as far as a kiss and a cake.

"That's a reasonable reward." Annette pouted.

Boomstick: What's with all these princesses not puttin' out? Give it up already! The damn ending of Odyssey really was dumb!

Wiz: To be fair, Peach was tired and didn't want to deal with any more romance.

"Exactly! i don't get why boys can't understand that." Dorothea agreed with Wiz.

"Vote time!" Sylvain smiled.

Zelda: Edelgard, Hubert, Dorothea, Linhardt, Ferdinand, Dedue, Mercedes, Ashe, Ingrid, Felix, Claude, Leonie

Peach: Bernadetta, Petra, Caspar, Dimitri, Annette, Sylvain, Hilda, Lorenz, Ignatz, Marianne, Raphael

FIGHT!

Peach backs away and pulls out some Turnips from the ground. Zelda uses this opportunity charge up 3 Light charges on her Rapier. Peach throws a small turnip at Zelda, only for Zelda to block it with her Rapier by slicing them up into pieces. Zelda charges at Peach and delivers a combo of attacks with her blade, with the finish combo being a Light arrow. Peach staggers back in pain and starts to cry. Her crying sends tears around the area and causes grass weeds and trees to grow sporadically around the area.

"Poor Peach..." Ashe and Sylvain said simultaneously.

"Instead of crying, she should be focusing on her attacks." Hubert looked annoyed.

"So many trees!" Bernadetta said.

"Perfect to use for the high ground." Leonie said.

Zelda once again charges , but Peach pulls out a large Turnip and throws it. Zelda is unprepared for that large turnip and is hit directly. Peach pulls out her Frying Pan and moves to hit Zelda square in the face.

"No way!" Felix got angry. "How can anyone attack with a frying pan!"

"Well at least is wasn't a slap." Sylvain tried to calm down Felix.

Zelda regains her surroundings and growls at being hit in such a way. Zelda pulls out her Dominion Rod and summons a statue companion. Zelda had range advantage and she attacked Peach using a set of cobos to give her constant range advantage. Peach was able to dodge most hits, but was unable to close in on Zelda.

"I now I chose Peach to win, but that statue weapon is so cool!" Hilda awed.

Peach uses Mute and cuts off magic from Zelda. Zelda gasped at the sudden loss of most of her abilities, so she transforms into Sheik.

"Good think to switch immediately." Edelgard complimented.

"A Man?" Peach asked confused.

"Not quite" Sheik replied. He (Extra: Sheik is referred as a male.) pulled out several kunai and threw them at Peach. Peach blocked and dodged the kunais with ease. Peach throws her frying pan straight at Shiek, who countered by throwing a smoke bomb onto the floor. The smoke dispersed and Sheik was gone.

"Wow, How did Sheik disappear like that!" Annette was shocked.

"Sheik is probably at the trees." Claude said. "What I wanna know is how did Sheik pull out that many knives at once."

"Where..." Peach looked around and heard a twitch behind her. Sheik was above a nearby tree that grew during Peach's tears. Sheik pulled out another Kunai and jumped down at Peach. Peach yelped as she was slashed and gashed on various parts of her body. Peach the used Freeze Frame.

Sylvain winced. "It still pains me to see a woman get attacked like that."

Sheik was pushed into a picture and was trapped. Peach then casted a Heal spell and then pulled out her Parasol. Peach disappeared into a hiding place. The Freeze Frame stopped, freeing Sheik,and was surprised to being unable to see Peach anywhere.

"Peach's trees seem to be a massive factor for this fight." Edelgard said.

""It would be saddening to see Peach loose by giving her opponent tree advantage." Dimitri said.

Sheik was a experienced ninja, so he instantly found Peach and which tree she was hiding in. Peach jumped and brought down her parasol at him, using it similar like a sledgehammer. Sheik then felt his magic return and dodged the attack in time. He pulled out his Harp and played Serenade of Water. A water shield appeared and Sheik then played another musical note. Peach looked up and saw a giant fireball coming down on her, but put up her parasol to block the rock.

Sheik pouted at Peach not getting hit and played another tune. Peach pulled out a giant turnip from the ground and sent it at Sheiks way. Sheik's eye widen, but her water shield took most of the damage. Sheik finished her tune and a black hole attack appeared, pulling Peach in. Sheik was immune from the pull.

"Excellent, now Sheik has this in the bag." Leonie said.

"Peach could use-" Linhardt did not finish as Peach did what he was about to say.

Peach, in a effort to escape, used Rage Vibe to increase her weight. It worked and allowed Peach to make it outside the range of the black hole. Sheik transformed back into Zelda, who took out her Baton. Zelda played her baton to summon a bunch of mini tornados and charged them at Peach. Peach took the hits with little damage, as her rage vibe prevented any real damage from the wind attacks.

"Like a rock and the wind. The rock will prevail." Ignatz said.

"Really..." Zelda grumbled. Zelda thought of a idea. "Let's see you go through this..."

Zelda took out her Cutlass Sword and fired a big ball of steaming hot water at Peach. Peach jumped high to dodge. The ball of water dispersed on the floor, but Peach used her levitate ability to glide over the hot steaming water. Zelda began to fire more water bullets at peach, but Peach kept managing to dodge all of them. Zelda, tired of missing, used a healing spell on herself. Peach landed on the ground and pulled back her Parasol as a bat.

"Maybe a bow and arrow would have been more accurate." Bernadetta squeaked.

Zelda then changed her strategy by pulling out her bow and began shooting Light arrows Peach. Peach dodged, but was hit by some of the arrows. Peach used Calm Vibe and healed herself up.

"Peach has a lot of healing moves..." Leonie was worried for Zelda.

Peach transformed into Mega Strike Empress Peach. She pulled out a ball and kicked it so hard that it looked like a ball of fire. Zelda did the same and used her Light Ball attack. The two attacks collide, but Peach's attack won and went straight at Zelda. Zelda eyes widen and was unable to dodge of black the attack. The ball sent Zelda went out of the field and into the sky like a star.

"Oh my Goddess!" Mercedes gasped at that.

"That was unexpected." Hubert eyes widen.

Peach giggled and skipped away.

GAME!

Boomstick: GOOOOOAAAL!

Wiz: Zelda's offensive arsenal is relatively limited and easily countered to Peach's quirky repertoire and arsenal.

Boomstick: Her magic was easily muted, making her having to turn into Sheik for physical attacks or her Cutlass Sword.

Wiz: As Sheik, Zelda had only Kunai and her jumping to rely on until her magic came back on.

Boomstick: And while most of Peach's attacks aren't fatal, the mega strike Empress Peach gave her a leg up.

Wiz: See, a soccer ball is typically a kept add up to 12 psi, but since Peach's mega strike creates 2 more, it has enough force to add up to 24 pounds per square inch, or about 165,000 newtons per square meter. As 1,000 newtons can cause decapitation and 15 psi can shatter the human skull, the mega strike is so over-excessive it didn't just kill Zelda, it obliterated her.

Boomstick: She got kicked in the face really hard and it went boom.

Wiz: Yeah, in layman's terms, I guess...

Boomstick: Peach sure fleeced Zelda in this fight.

Wiz: The winner is Princess Peach.

The students put up their hands and the box came in.

Byleth read the note.

"It's for... Dorothea and Hilda." Byleth called out.

"Ohno!" Claude gasped when he heard Hilda's name being called. "It's gotta be that Dominion Rod!"

"Did Sir Adam perhaps hear Hilda's plea for that weapon?" Ferdinand gasped.

"That would make Hilda... Even more lazy when in battle." Ignatz frowned.

"So cool!" Hilda squealed as she went running to the box. Sure enough it was a customized Dominion Rod. The Rod was shaped into a axe, with the ball of light on the middle.

Dorothea went and pulled out a Shining Force Harp. She also saw a note listing some of the of musical tunes.

"How amazing, I always wanted to attack using notes of music." Dorothea smiled.

"Alright class, We'll meet tomorrow, I gotta go and handle some business." Byleth told them. Hilda scrambled to the training fields, with Dorothea following suit.

Next Day

Monastery Training Field.

Dorothea was learning how to play Serenade of Water. Annette and Lysithea were also there to watch. It was Annette's turn to watch over Froakie, and so far the pokemon has been curiously watching Dorothea perform the spell too.

"I think I go it..." Dorothea called out, as she finished the tune.

A water shield surrounded Dorotha.

"So cool!" Annette exclaimed. She went closer to Dorothea. "What if I touch it..."

As Annette touched the water shield, it dispersed.

"Sorry Dorothea! I didn't know the water would dispersed." Annette apologize.

Dorothea smiled. "It's okay Anette, I'll just try again." She reassured.

"That might be for the best, practice makes perfect after all." Lysithea said. She was learning new rapier techniques from a book she got.

Monastery field

Hilda was laughing as she used the Dominion rod to destroy various rocks and trees.

Ignatz, Edelgard, Hubert, and Claude were also there.

"A simple swipe and I could destroy enemies." Hilda happily said. "I don't even need to swing that hard!"

"Yeah, but you shouldn't neglect your training..." Ignatz suggested.

Hilda smiled at him. Ignatz got chills.

"He is right Hilda, Sir Adam probably is only giving us these weapons to help our training. We Will eventually each have one, so it's best to get used to it and learn various new techniques." Edelgard agreed with Ignatz.

"With Hilda's guard, Lystihea's new Rapier, and my intellect, the Golden Deer is now the best class in the school." Claude declared. "We'll win the Battle of the Eagle and lion with ease."

Hubert got a sour look.

"Lady Edelgard's Persona is far superior than a rock giant. Petra's new sword also has better range and it's cut would easily slice through moot." Hubert countered.

"Yeah but..." Claude continued. They began trying to one up each other.

The rest of the students ignored their argument and looked at Hilda testing the Dominion rod.

Sauna Area

Byleth walked near and saw someone turn to him and then run away in the corner building. He narrowed his eyes and ran after them to find out why they ran.

He turned and saw nobody in the area. He cursed and turned around to head back to his business.

Rhea's Tower

Rhea was doing some paperwork when Seteth came in. He looked worried and looked around Rhea's office.

"Seteth, is something the matter?" Rhea asked.

"Have you seen Flayn?" Seteth asked. He looked behind the couch. "I haven't seen her all day! I asked around, but people haven't seen her either!"

Rhea frowned.

"I'll call on some of the knights to help look for Flayn."

"Thank you Rhea, I'll go look at the Sauna once again."

Seteth ran to look. Rhea looked troubled.

"Perhaps I should sent Byleth to Abyss..." Rhea thought. "If Flayn is truly missing, then that would be the best place to look."

AN: Once again, i'm sorry that these chapter took longer than the last ones. I might have made some mistakes with typing and grammar, but I plan on reading this again and fixing the typos.

I'm probably gonna add Ashen Wolves. My biggest task is trying to learn at their personalities, as I just completed the DLC.