Video Game All-Star Royal Rumble

Rated T for Mild Language and Violence

Summary: 150 competitors from your favorite video games compete in an all-out battle royal gauntlet to see which character can not only be considered the greatest of all time, but can be granted any wish he desires. Who will definitely be the last one standing?

Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with any video games or any of the characters from those video games. The various characters from every video game you see here are owned by Nintendo, Sony, Sega, Capcom, SNK, WB Games, Square Enix, Bandai Namco, Activision, Konami, Blizzard, Rockstar Games, Atlus, Rare, Microsoft, Ubisoft, Koei Tecmo, etc. Anyway, to make sure I'm not doing this alone though since both The Amazing Ghost Musician and WOLFWATCHER12 will help me out with this story as well. So all thanks and the credit goes to him, everyone. Anyway, sit back with a nice six-pack full of Sprite with you, and enjoy this masterpiece we have created. Enjoy!

Chapter 11: Red-Haired Romance

10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… *BZZT!*

Entrant #71: Zangief (Street Fighter)

After the buzzer sounded off all across Qualcomm Stadium, the entire Russian national anthem started to play much to the disgust of the entire San Diego crowd, which was followed by the appearance of a muscle-bounded man with chest hair, red spandex with a gold belt, red wrestling boots, a mohawk complete with a beard, and a cape that was draped around his shoulders. This next contestant didn't seem to be bothered by the boos these fans were giving him as they only pumped him up even more further as he walked down the aisle.

"Uh-oh, I think the game just changed, guys!" Tazz said with a startled gasp.

"I think it's about to be game over for everyone!" The King exclaimed, "Look who's about to come in!"

"And no doubt our next entrant is one of the most dangerous wrestlers from the Street Fighter series, Zangief!" JR exclaimed.

"Yeah, and it looks like Zangief isn't getting a nice warm welcome here in San Diego!" Cole shook his head, referring to the crowd that was chanting "USA" all over.

"Probably because everybody here knows Zangief is not only a villain," Tazz brought up, "But he might be working for Russian President Vladimir Putin."

"Sounds like an interesting possibility at least!" JR nodded.

Once he finally got inside the ring, the man known as the Red Cyclone looked around to see who to beat on. He suddenly turned around to see Cammy White launch herself from the top rope and attempt a hurricanrana, only for Zangief to use his strength to hang her upside down!

"Uh-oh, that wasn't wise!" Tazz shook his head.

"Cammy made a big error right there!" JR pointed out.

Zangief then used the error she made to lift her up into a powerbomb position.

Just to make things worse for Cammy, Zangief ended up launching her into both Candy Cane and Jack Carver altogether, knocking all three of them down!

"Oh, talk about killing two birds with one stone!" Cole yelped.

"More like killing two birds with one Cammy!" The King nodded.

Trish tried her hand at stopping Zangief with a clothesline, but the Red Cyclone thought one step ahead by ducking down and getting behind Trish with a german suplex, followed by another, and then launched himself into the air and slamming her down with a vicious airbourne german suplex!

"My goodness!" JR shrieked.

"How on earth was that even possible?!" Cole shrieked as well.

"Did you see them fly up in the air?" Tazz said to Cole, "I'll tell ya, you don't see amazing stuff like that in ECW!"

The next target Zangief approached was Ryu Hayabusa, who managed to catch him in surprise with a gut kick before attempting a body slam. Once again, Zangief got the best of this showdown by pounding Hayabusa in the back and setting him up into a piledriver position. But then, he leaped up into the air and spun himself around, slamming Hayabusa down with an insane spinning piledriver!

"Oh my gawd!" JR shouted.

"You got that right, JR!" Tazz nodded, "I'm surprised a move like that didn't break his freakin' neck!"

"So far, nobody's been able to slow him down since he entered!" The King shook his head.

Rouge The Bat, of course, wanted to take her shot against the big Russian herself.

She managed to get right behind Zangief and hop on his back, locking in a big sleeperhold in order to make sure he'd go down on one knee. Much to the fans delight, the sleeperhold managed to work wonders as the excruciating hold managed to get Zangief down on one knee as promised.

"I can't believe it!" Tazz said before pointing out, "Look!"

"Who knew all it took was a bat with puppies?" The King shrugged.

"I'm as stunned as you are, King!" JR exclaimed.

Unfortunately for Rouge, that one ounce of momentum she was building didn't last long as Zangief managed to get a second wind and got right back up, all before catching Rouge in a samoan drop position.

But instead of slamming her to the mat though, Zangief hung into Rouge as he started to spin around the ring in a very intense airplane spin! And he was going mega fast as well, going all around the ring while using Rouge as some sort of battering ram. During that intense spin though, Zangief used Rouge's legs to take down D-Va, Jin and Captain Falcon in the process, all before spinning once more

"Yikes, how many times he's gonna spin her around like that?!" Tazz yelped in surprise.

Cole then shrugged his shoulders, "I don't even know to be honest! He's going so completely fast, I can't even keep count!"

"I'm gonna guess he's probably up to 50, I think!" JR guessed a little.

By the time he had stopped though, Zangief had indeed spun Rouge around an unbelievable 50 times. But before Zangief could put Rouge down though, he saw Xion charging right at him with a running body press. It proved to be a mistake though as Zangief managed to catch her right at the same time Rouge was still being held around the Russian's shoulders. This unbelievable sight definitely caught the entire commentary team and fans by surprise.

"No way!" The King exclaimed.

"Zangief caught her like it was nobody's frickin' business!" Tazz exclaimed as well.

"Either way, that was a big mistake for Xion to do!" Cole nodded.

Holding Xion into a backbreaker position, Zangief used his power to toss Xion over his shoulders with a big fallaway slam while at the same time dropping Rouge to the mat with a Samoan Drop!

"You gotta be kidding me!" JR gasped very loudly.

"How on earth was Zangief able to pull that combo off?!" The King replied out of pure shock.

Tazz then shrugged before saying to King, "Maybe because he's unreal, King!"

With both Xion and Rouge reeling from that devastating move, the rest of the crowd immediately looked to the stage and saw the Rumble clock tick down to the next entrant ready to enter the match.

"We're about to be treated to number 72 making his/her way through that curtain!" The King said, pointing to the curtain.

Entrant #72: Ellie (The Last of Us)

Once the buzzer rang yet again, a metal cover of The Cranberries hit song "Zombie" (sung by Jonathan Young) began to play out loudly as a teenage girl dressed up in a mahogany sweatshirt, dark blue jeans, black sneakers and brown hair came out running through the curtain and was instantly greeted by a round of raucous cheers, mostly directed towards at the girl herself.

"Well, here comes a survivor in her own right!" JR exclaimed.

"And without a doubt, it's Ellie from The Last of Us entering this Rumble match at #72!" Cole pointed out.

"We've seen her survive the zombie-ridden streets with her best friend Joel, but I'm interested to see what king of experience she could bring to the Rumble!" Tazz said, asking his broadcasting partners again.

Unfortunately for Ellie, it would not be as easy as expected once she got inside the ring. And she got inside to see Zangief stand right in front of Ellie, growling right at her in such a very intimidating way. She looked a little frightened at first knowing that the Red Cyclone was towering over her, yet still managed to display a determined look on her face.

"I got a feeling she may not survive for long!" The King shook his head unsurely.

"Especially not when you have a 300-plus Russian growling at you like a guard dog!" Tazz said, shaking his head too.

After a few seconds of that tense staredown, Ellie foolishly managed to stick her entire tongue at Zangief, who attempted to get her hands on her. Ellie's quick instincts took effect nicely as she crawled right under Zangief and got back up just to slap Duke Nukem right in the back of the head. Knowing Duke was about to turn around to see who smacked him, Ellie sidestepped out of the way nicely, forcing Duke to turn around and face Zangief with a pissed-off frown on his face. Zangief did his best to explain to Duke what happened, only for Duke Nukem to knock the Russian out with a vicious right hook!

"And Zangief is knocked out!" JR shouted.

"That's a left hook Mike Tyson would be proud of!" The King nodded.

Duke wasn't quite done with Zangief though as he got the Red Cyclone up, only to nail Zangief once again with another left hook. However, it didn't knock him down all the way though as the Russian was still on his feet. It wouldn't be for long anyway as Duke managed to pick him right up and bodyslam all the way down to the mat with a big pop!

"He slammed him!" JR shrieked, "By gawd, he slammed him!"

"No kidding, I think Zangief is surprised!" Tazz smirked out, looking at the shocked expression Zangief made around his face.

The body slam proved to be enough to stun him as it left Zangief to drag himself to the ropes.

When he got back up though, Duke rushed right at him and attempted to push him right to the ropes in attempt to lift him up over the top rope, only for Zangief to hook his leg on the lower rope and hang on to the upper rope, leaving Duke unable to get him over. It didn't stop him from trying it again though.

"Yeah, there's no way Duke's gonna pull this off!" The King shook his head very unsurely.

"Definitely not when Zangief's legs are as big as grocery bags!" Tazz said, shaking his head.

This one-on-one elimination process soon turned into a big five-on-one elimination process as both Cammy, Jin, Cloud and D-Va all stopped what they were doing and approached Duke, helping him to get Zangief over the ropes. However, the four contestants attempted and struggled to get his legs off the mat though as they were literally stuck to the mat.

"Hold up, I think Duke's got some help!" JR pointed out.

"Even so, they still can't seem to get him over!" The King shook his head as well, "You might need to get a bulldozer at this point!"

The contestants all around the ring felt like they didn't need one to begin with as more contestants began to approach Duke Nukem and help him attempt to get Zangief over the top rope. The contestants that were helping Duke out were Byleth, Dorothea, Marth, Johnny Cage, Sonya Blade, Samus, Ezio, Xion, Alyx, Sub-Zero, Rouge, Jack, Christie, Hayabusa, Soma, Agent 47, Trish, Rock and YunSeong. Candy Cane thought of helping out at first, but just decided to chill at the lower left turnbuckle by relaxing like she was laying in a hammock.

This unbelievable 24-to-1 elimination process finally began to work out as Zangief felt his feet finally leave up the mat, leaving him to hang onto the ropes very tightly, struggling to survive.

"I can't believe it, it's finally working!" Tazz replied in amazement.

"Zangief is not gonna have anywhere to go!" Cole quickly pointed out, "He's caught between a rock and a hard place!"

After only around 35 seconds of pushing and pulling, the entire row of contestants (all except Candy Cane and Ellie) all managed to get Zangief over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating him to a staggering wave of cheers from the entire San Diego audience.

"HE'S OUT! HE'S FINALLY OUT!" JR shouted.

"I can't believe it!" Tazz replied out of shock, "They finally got him!"

"They definitely have to be worn out by now after trying to get this big guy over!" The King nodded.

"But either way, Zangief is finally out of here!" Cole said, sighing in relief.

44th Elimination: Zangief; Eliminated by: Duke Nukem, Cammy White, Jin Kazama, Cloud Strife, D-Va, Byleth Eisner, Dorothea Arnault, Marth, Johnny Cage, Sonya Blade, Samus Aran, Ezio Auditore, Xion, Alyx Vance, Sub-Zero, Rouge the Bat, Jack Carver, Christie Monteiro, Ryu Hayabusa, Soma Cruz, Agent 47, Doomguy, Trish, Rock Howard and Hong Yun-Seong; Duration: 1:47

Zangief immediately got up and shook his senses right out before he looked all around this entire stadium, completely being drained out by the "Na Na Na Na, Hey Hey Hey, Goodbye" chants that were directed at him. He attempted to cover his ears with his hands, yet that only made the fans chant them very louder.

Those chants would soon die down though as the crowd all saw the Rumble clock light back up at the titantron, therefore bringing out another entrant to enter the Rumble match.

"Anyway, we're gonna check out another entrant about to enter this match." Cole replied, "Who will it be?"

10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… *BZZT!*

Entrant #73: Phoenix Wright

As that buzzer sounded off again, the theme song to the popular 1980's sitcom Night Court began to play out around the stadium's soundsystem, which was followed by a man dressed up in an all-blue tuxedo, red tie, and slicked black hair coming out through the curtain and greeted instantly by this capacity crowd, who were up on their feet cheering for this man right away!

"I think we're about to see justice being served here, guys!" Tazz quickly pointed out.

"And this man may be the one to serve it here in this Royal Rumble match!" JR nodded.

Cole then replied, "At #73, we have the ace attorney himself, Phoenix Wright!"

Meanwhile, as he was coming down the aisle, the camera shifted back over to Zangief as he was still angry and frustrated about being outnumbered that soon led to his elimination. The referees around him were yelling at Zangief, telling him to go back to the dressing room, but he wouldn't have any of it anymore.

So he decided to go to the timekeeper's table and grab a chair before pushing the referees aside with the force of a tornado!

"Oh no, I don't think he's gonna take his elimination well!" The King shook his head in fear.

"No, he isn't!" Cole shook his head too.

With the violent rage of a bear, Zangief started to whack Duke Nukem upside the head with the steel chair, knocking the muscle man down much to a round of boos!

"Hey, come on now!" JR groaned.

"That's not right!" snarled The King.

He wasn't done with his carnage just yet.

Zangief then used his steel chair to then whack Rock Howard, Jack Carver, Captain Falcon and Ezio Auditore in the process.

"Damn it, someone come inside the ring and stop him!" Cole said, shouting for help.

"I don't think they will, Cole!" Tazz replied, shaking his head to Cole, "This man has suddenly lost it."

That wasn't all though as Zangief used the same steel chair to whack anyone he came in contact with. This included Phoenix Wright (who unfortunately got right inside the ring), Cloud Strife, Johnny Cage, D-Va, Agent 47, Trish, Hayabusa, Byleth, Dorothea, Marth, Johnny Cage, Sonya Blade, Doomguy, Xion, Jin, Soma, Sub-Zero, Rouge, YunSeong, Ellie and Cammy. The contestant who got the worst out of that chair shot was Christie Monteiro, who Zangief slammed the chair hard around her back before continuing to slam the steel chair onto her once again, but this time, even more repeatedly! This scene was enraging everyone around the stands and including the commentators themselves.

"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS BASTARD!?" JR yelled in anger.

"C'mon, enough is enough!" The King groaned, "Christie's back may be broken!"

"I don't think Zangief cares what happens!" Tazz gulped, "This guy doesn't know how to take a loss like a man!"

After beating her down with a steel chair around 15 times, Zangief finally threw the steel chair away at ringside, much to the relief of everyone watching.

The good people of San Diego didn't take too kindly to this scene, as they all booed very heavily and violently at Zangief for the carnage he caused all around the ring.

"What a sore loser Zangief is!" JR angrily exclaimed, "And Russia has to be proud of this?"

"They should be held accountable for a vicious display like this!" The King replied.

As Zangief finally left the ring and walked right up to the aisle, Candy Cane (who was very lucky to hide under the ring and not get hit by Zangief's steel chair) managed to quickly sneak back into the ring and pick a very weakened Christie Monteiro right up her feet and send her flying over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating her much to the boos from this angry San Diego crowd!

"And Christie's been eliminated!" Cole shouted.

Tazz then groaned in despair, "No, damn it! That wasn't right!"

"Well, blame Zangief for being out of control, Tazz!" JR replied to Tazz.

45th Elimination: Christie Monteiro; Eliminated by: Candy Cane; Duration: 55:48

As the rest of the EMT's all attempted to check on Christie down on the ringside floor, the rest of the crowd all looked toward to the stage and stood up in anticipation as the countdown clock ticked down to the 74th entrant of the match.

"As our medical staff try to check on Christie, we're gonna see who our next entrant is in this Video Game All-Star Royal Rumble!" Cole said as he pointed to the curtain again.

10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… *BZZT!*

Entrant #74: Kitana (Mortal Kombat)

As the buzzer sounded off full-blast, a sexy sultry tune began to play all across Qualcomm Stadium, which was soon identified as the song "Mystify" by INXS. And then, what followed was the appearance of a beautiful mysterious woman with long hair, blue veil, blue top, blue arm sleeves, blue sash and blue high-heeled boots. The fans, especially the male demographic, all replied with hollers and cat-calls all over, as a sign of how attractive she looked. Even The King was losing control of himself seeing her in a fangirl way. (BTW, Kitana's dressed in her Mortal Kombat 9 form)

"Oh my goodness, I think I must be in heaven, guys!" The King smirked out a bit crazily.

"Settle down there, King." JR said to King, "This is the Rumble, not a strip club you're in."

"Well, setting King's hormones aside for the minute, coming in at #74 is Mortal Kombat fan favorite and the Princess of Edenia herself, Kitana!" Cole exclaimed.

"I heard that Liu Kang was supposed to be in this, but decided to bow out due to his training promises, so Kitana's stepping in for her man!" Tazz replied, "Talk about a nice guy, huh?"

Kitana took her sweet time coming down the aisle as she decided to treat her fans to a nice walking fan show, twirling them around and even giving her fans quite a flirtatious wink in the process, which ended on one of her male fans spilling his beer in the process.

"Oh man, why can't she ever wink at me?" The King said, groaning in response.

"C'mon King, you know she's already spoken for!" JR replied to the King again.

After she finally put her fans away, Kitana finally entered the ring and struck right away, catching Trish with a spinning back kick to the ribs, a kick straight to the head and a roundhouse kick straight to the face!

"Whoa, Kitana's not wasting time around!" Tazz yelped.

"No, she's not!" JR shook his head, "She's in it for the long run like everyone else!"

Jack Carver tried to stop her momentum the best that he could by surprising Kitana with a german suplex from behind, but Kitana managed to backflip on her feet and stand right behind him, surprising him with a vicious Inverted Frankensteiner of her very own!

"Yeah, that definitely didn't help, Jack!" The King shook his head.

"Jack got planted very well thanks to Kitana!" Cole nodded, referring to the Poison Rana Kitana had made a few seconds ago.

Meanwhile, just as Kitana was still building up momentum in this Rumble match, the cameraman had decided to play pervert in the meantime by taking a good look at Candy Cane's white panties, which was shown right under her small plaid skirt at the same time she was doing a foot choke straight to D-Va's face at the upper left turnbuckle.

"Whoa, hold up…" Cole gulped nervously.

"I'm loving the Rumble already, guys!" The King smirked out from the sight of her panties, "Look at that shot!"

"I literally have no idea who Omega hired to be cameraman for this, but I can guarantee you that Candy Cane won't be pleased if she finds out about this!" JR replied. (Thankfully, she didn't find out.)

However, the cameraman wasn't the only one being all hot and bothered by this image.

As a matter of fact, so did YunSeong as he broke away and gave out quite a sly grin around his face, making a facial expression that literally said "Dat Ass" in the process.

"Looks like YunSeong's definitely enjoying that image!" Tazz chuckled.

"I'm pretty sure the rest of the men are as well, Tazz!" JR nodded before seeing YunSeong's hand make a clawing motion, "Uh, what on earth is he doing?"

"Please tell me he's not…" Cole gulped nervously once again.

With Candy Cane not noticing at all, the red-haired Korean warrior swung his hand and spanked the rebellious red-haired schoolgirl right in her plaid-covered rump, bringing out a wild ovation from the male demographic sitting in the audience. Even The King couldn't contain himself when he saw the blush coming out of Candy Cane's embarrassed cheeks!

"Ah, he actually did it!" The King smirked happily.

"YunSeong just spanked Candy Cane right in the butt!" J.R. exclaimed.

"I'll say," Tazz nodded before replying, "He's gonna remember that for the rest of his life!"

"Although it'll be safe to say that Candy Cane probably wants to forget that moment though!" JR nodded, unsure on how Candy Cane would react to that moment.

He wanted to smack the ever-loving shit out of that hot-headed swordsman with every vicious blood she had inside. She couldn't wait to thrash every ounce of his hair, skin and every body part he ever had left. It was gonna be a sweet beatdown that Candy Cane was gonna give YunSeong.

But much to his surprise though, the embarrassed look Candy Cane gave him soon turned to a flirtatious smirk, saying to him, "Well, ain't you rough. I like that in a cutie like you."

"Wha… she actually enjoyed it?!" J.R. shrieked a little in shock.

"I think Candy Cane's taking a liking to him!" Tazz smirked, "That definitely sounds like the easy type."

"I doubt that, but either way, I think she's smitten by him regardless!" The King nodded joyously.

Seeing YunSeong's satisfied face smitten with pleasure, Candy Cane got all hot and bothered herself by smirking to him, "You wanna see more of me…?"

YunSeong looked to the crowd around him, who all began to chant "Yes" over and over again towards him as an easier way to make that answer to the question that Candy Cane gave him. So in response, he took in an easy nod to her before motioning his finger and whispered, "Bring it on…"

"Ah, I can't believe it!" The King said, smirking out of his seat, "He's gonna see some puppies!"

"Who knows, maybe he might get some if he's even more lucky!" Tazz smirked to the King, "Maybe call it a Live Sex Celebration 2.0?"

"After all, anything can happen in the Rumble match!" JR nodded.

The hot-headed Korean watched with anticipation as Candy Cane started to tease him off by playing with the string that held her t-shirt bikini top together, slipping down and leaving her shirt split in two (she's not exposed yet). This was definitely about to be the greatest day in Yun-Seong's life.

Or so he thought it was. Right before Candy Cane could bring the goods out, Ellie came running out of nowhere and drop-kicked Candy Cane right on the back, forcing her to fall on top of YunSeong. But that wasn't all, because Candy Cane realized that her entire chest was being covered around YunSeong's face, bringing in another wild pop from the San Diego crowd!

"Oh my god!" The King chuckled in laughter.

"Well, take a look at that!" Tazz pointed out, "They're already getting to the action right now!"

"Yeah, but definitely not what Candy Cane was thinking!" Cole shook his head.

Candy Cane felt so embarrassed of what just happened that she quickly got off of YunSeong and covered herself back up, which left YunSeong's face reddened with a satisfying smile.

She then turned back around to see Ellie stick her tongue out at Candy Cane, which forced the rebellious red-haired schoolgirl to scowl right back at the smarky teenager herself.

"You mother fuc-! I'll kick your ass!" Candy Cane shouted as she began to run towards Ellie.

Ellie then freaked out before sliding under the ring with Candy Cane chasing her all around the ringside, now turning this into an intense cat-and-mouse chase.

"Well, in the words of George Jones himself: The race is on!" JR shouted.

"I can tell Candy Cane's gonna thrash the ever loving hell out of Ellie for ruining her fun like that!" The King nodded, "It sucks because I wanted to see some puppies!"

"You can have all the time in the world to see puppies, King." Cole said as he comforted a distressed King, "But right now, we got a Rumble to call!"

As the chase between Ellie and Candy Cane continued at ringside, the crowd all stood up once more as they turned to the stage and saw the Rumble clock light up the titantron, bringing in yet another entrant to enter the Rumble match.

"While the chase continues between them, we might as well see who number #75 is!" JR exclaimed.

10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… *BZZT!*

After the buzzer rang out through all four corners of Qualcomm Stadium, the crowd's ears suddenly rang out by the sound of a motorcycle running through the curtain, which was soon followed by the sight of flashing lights as well. Just to add to this kind of feeling, the song "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" by AC/DC started to play out full-blast, which managed to get quite a big pop in the process.

"I wonder who could be coming through that curtain?" Tazz raised his eyebrow.

"I don't have a clue whatsoever, but whoever it is definitely gonna make one hell of an entrance."

Much to their surprise, the next entrant that came out of that curtain was a anthropormorphic bandicoot dressed in blue jeans and black sneakers, who was riding in a custom-made motorcycle. His appearance made the pop from the audience sound even more louder than expected. Of course, it was no surprise that this 75th entrant was...

Entrant #75: Crash Bandicoot

"Whoa, what an entrance!" The King smirked out.

"That entrance and that hog can only belong to our next entrant on our list, Crash Bandicoot!" JR exclaimed.

"It reminds me a whole lot like the Undertaker and his American Badass persona!" Tazz exclaimed as well.

"This was way before that, Tazz." Cole said to Tazz, "This was Crash's other attire that he wore in Crash Bandicoot Warped!"

Both Ellie and Candy Cane managed to glance at the motorcycle coming right down the aisle to where they were standing. They found themselves frightened by this so much that both girls managed to dive out of the way, leaving Crash to ride through them with ease and ride through all four corners at ringside all before coming right to a full complete halt.

"That's one hell of a ride if I ever seen one!" Tazz pointed out.

"I'm certain Ellie and Candy Cane almost got turned to roadkill because of him!" The King exclaimed.

After nearly fifteen seconds of that entrance though, Crash managed to get inside the ring and look all around for someone to fight.

Much to his luck though, he managed to find both Johnny Cage and Sonya Blade at the ropes as they were struggling to get Soma Cruz over the top rope and onto the floor. Cage soon got a glance at the bandicoot and said, "Hey, come help me throw this pretty boy out!"

Hearing what Cage said to him, Crash managed to approach the actor...

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...only to grab him by the jacket and punch him right in the face repeatedly, forcing Cage to end up groggy in a corner.

"Hey, what in the heck are you doing, Crash?" The King said to the now-pissed-off bandicoot.

"I think I know why he's attacking him, King!" Tazz replied to the King, "Because earlier, we saw Cage grab Coco's tush by accident! I can guarantee you that didn't sit well with Crash at all!"

"No, it definitely did not!" JR said, shaking his head.

The punches got so rough that it literally got Cage right down on his ass at the lower right turnbuckle.

That was the position Crash needed from all of this as the bandicoot rushed right to the ropes and back again, nailing the actor with a running face wash!

"Oh, goodness!" Cole gasped.

"Not the moneymaker again!" The King said, groaning in agony, "How much has that perfect face suffered enough?"

"Maybe enough to get a facelift!" JR chuckled a little.

That little running face wash wasn't enough to satisfy Crash though as he ran back to the ropes again and blasted him with yet another running face wash. The King suddenly found himself grimacing at the thought of the actor's face getting roughed by by Crash's shoes.

"C'mon, please stop, Crash!" The King begged in humorous fashion.

"This all would've been avoided if Cage didn't act like the accidental pervert like he was!" JR exclaimed.

Meanwhile, as Crash was busy taking care of business, Marth was having his hands full with Alyx Vance, who got whipped right to the lower left turnbuckle. Alyx used her brains though to grab onto the ropes and leap up in the air, only for Marth to catch her in the air and set her up into powerslam position.

"Uh-oh, Marth's got a hold of her!" Cole shouted.

"I don't know what the heck Alyx was thinking!" Tazz shook his head.

Realizing that he was close to the ropes, Marth decided to take care of the trash by attempting to throw out Alyx over the top rope, only for her to hang onto the ropes tightly in attempt to prevent elimination in this match. It didn't stop Marth from trying to push her through though, even though he was still struggling.

"I think we got an elimination about to occur here!" The King exclaimed.

"Alyx is trying her best not to let that happen to her!" JR said, shaking his head as well.

But unfortunately, her best would not be enough though as Byleth and Dorothea call came in and helped Marth attempt to throw Alyx over the top rope. And after only seconds of hanging on, she let the ropes go forcing the three contestants to flip Alyx over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating her to yet another big pop from the crowd.

"And Alyx has been eliminated!" Cole replied.

"She definitely didn't have much of a chance here in the Rumble!" Tazz also replied in unison.

46th Elimination: Alyx Vance; Eliminated by: Byleth Eisner, Dorothea Arnault and Marth; Duration: 18:40

Right as Alyx started to leave ringside feeling a bit disappointed, Agent 47 managed to get Xion right over the top rope with a samoan drop, only for the member of Organization XIII to hang onto the ropes tightly out of safety.

"And she's... nope, Xion's still safe!" JR sighed in relief.

"She was almost a goner right there!" Tazz exclaimed.

Agent 47 attempted to knock Xion right off the apron, only for Xion to surprise him with a shoulder block right to the ribs before following it up with a springboard Gatson Cutter!

"Whoa!" The King yelped out of his seat.

"Xion definitely put out a hit on Agent 47 with that Gatson Cutter!" Cole pointed out.

"He definitely didn't expect that to happen!" Tazz shook his head, obviously agreeing with Cole.

As Agent 47 found himself reeling all across the mat, the entire San Diego crowd all got up on their feet once more and looked to the stage, seeing the Rumble clock tick all the way down to the next entrant appearing in this match.

"Anyway, we're gonna see and find out who's drawn number 76!" JR said, pointing out to the curtain again.

10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… *BZZT!*

Entrant #76: Krystal (StarFox)

As the buzzer sounded off yet again, the crowd was treated to the song "Foxy Lady" by Jimi Hendrix playing on the soundsystem as a female blue anthropomorphic fox dressed in a revealing black/blue bodysuit began making her way through the curtain to a thousand cheers from the fans, mostly from the horny male demographic once again (they couldn't help it knowing how attractive she was). However, she wasn't alone though as she also had her trusty staff with her to use as she ran down the aisle as fast as she could.

"Whoa, I think Rouge may have some competition right here!" Tazz pointed out.

"You're right Tazz, knowing that Krystal from the Star Fox series is now in this Rumble match!" JR nodded to Tazz.

"Aside from that, she's also the love interest of the contestant we'll be seeing later on here tonight, Fox McCloud!" Cole replied, reminding everyone once more.

Instead of getting inside the ring like every other contestant would, Krystal decided to enter the ring in style by using that staff to pole vault over the ropes and onto the mat, bringing out a surprising pop from the amazed San Diego crowd.

"Wow!" The King smirked.

"That was frickin' amazing!" Tazz nodded.

"Now we knew why Fox kept her all to himself!" The King said, smirking again like a fangirl ever could.

The first contestant to target Krystal first was Ezio Auditore, who decided to put her down with a big lariat. It was a mistake though as Krystal would duck down and hit the mysterious assassin in the ribs with her staff before using that same staff to crotch him right between the legs!

"Ohhhhhhh!" Cole cringed painfully.

"That was definitely drama to the groin!" The King cringed as well, although with a smirk.

But Krystal wouldn't be done with Ezio though as she then used that same staff to wrap around his neck, sending him back to the mat with a vicious White Russian Leg Sweep!

"And we got another one!" Tazz replied, "Man, how many White Russians have we seen here tonight?"

"I don't know, I wasn't really making count!" Cole shrugged in response.

Krystal then proceeded to throw her staff away once she saw Jin Kazama trying to recover right at the lower left turnbuckle. She wasted no time at all by rushing right at him, nailing him right in the face with a hard shining wizard at the corner!

"What a shot!" The King exclaimed.

"That'll scramble Jin's brain back and forth!" Tazz nodded out.

The vivacious blue fox kept on going through as she trapped Jin with a headlock, obviously going for a running bulldog. But as she was running though, she saw Rock Howard step in her way, forcing her legs to leap onto the youngster's neck. She then proceeded to flip both Rock and Jin over, trapping them both with a headscissors and headlock all in the same time! Rock, of course, was trapped with the headscissors while Jin still got himself caught in the headlock, impressing both fans and commentators alike!

"Krystal's looking very unstoppable here!" Cole pointed out quickly.

"No doubt he's making Rock experience her the hard way!" The King exclaimed once more, "Look at those long legs trapping Rock's neck like a pair of tongs!"

"I bet that's close to a woman that Rock will ever get to." Tazz smirked out, leaving King to laugh a bit.

While Krystal continued to trap both Rock and Jin in a stranglehold, Jack Carver was in a bit of a mess himself as Duke Nukem managed to lift him right up in the air with a big Gorilla Press.

"Uh-oh, are we gonna see another elimination here?" JR said, raising his eyebrow.

"Could be, I don't know." Tazz shrugged.

Instead of eliminating him though, Duke Nukem decided to entertain the fans as always by bench pressing Jack all over his shoulders. It was definitely like what Guile did, although he was bench pressing him a bit more faster and a bit more aggressive this time. Even the commentators were quite amazed by the pace he was suddenly going.

"Someone call Guile, I think we got Duke giving him a run for his money!" The King amazingly pointed out.

"It certainly seems that way, King!" Cole nodded to the King.

Duke proceeded to drop Jack down on the mat, but before he could though, he suddenly turned around to see Phoenix Wright stop him in his tracks.

"Hold up right there!" Phoenix shouted to Duke, right before he pointed down and said, "Drop him!"

Nodding to the ace attorney himself, Duke finally managed to drop the survivor, only for Phoenix Wright to catch Jack mid-air with a big RKO!

"RKO!" Cole incoherently shouted.

"That was definitely a long way down for Jack Carver!" JR nodded.

"No doubt he didn't like the landing!" Tazz said as he shook his head.

As Jack began to feel the effects of that horrendous fall though, the camera managed to get a quick look at Cloud Strife as he rolled under the ropes and searched down on the apron, hoping to find a weapon that would prove useful to him.

"Cloud hoping to find better luck in his search for a weapon there." JR replied.

"Yeah, because the last time he searched under there, all he got was cheetah with a fire extinguisher!" The King said to JR.

"Well, let's hope he gets a better outcome than this!" Cole nodded.

For Cloud, he finally managed to get a better outcome indeed.

After seconds of searching under the apron, he managed to pull out a table for him to set at ringside.

"Hey, you were right, Cole!" Tazz exclaimed.

"Cloud's definitely putting up the table into play it seems!" Cole exclaimed as well.

Cloud then proceeded to get back into the ring, but before he could, he looked back to the table only to sprout an idea in his mind.

So he went back to dig under the apron, only to pull out yet another table to set up. But instead of setting it up aside to the table though, Cloud decided to take it up a notch by setting the table on top of the other one, stacking them both together.

"Is Cloud that crazy?!" The King yelped.

"Seems like it, King!" JR nodded, "And I hate to be anyone else who ends up on the worst end of these tables!"

Once Cloud had finally set up those stack of tables right at ringside, the crowd all stood up once more and looked toward to the stage, where the Rumble clock had lit up the titantron yet again for the next entrant to come out and enter the Rumble match.

"I think we're about to witness another entrant about to make his way in the match!" Cole pointed out to the curtain.

10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… *BZZT!*

Entrant #77: Squall Leonhart (Final Fantasy VIII)

Once the buzzer rang out for the 75th time tonight, the song "Bullet With A Name" by Nonpoint began to play out fullblast as a man with shaggy dark brown hair, white tanktop, black leather jacket, black leather pants, leather boots and signature scar around his face bolted right through the curtain and ran down the aisle to a tremendous pop from the ecstatic San Diego crowd.

"Heads up, guys!" Tazz pointed out, "We got more Final Fantasy folk coming down!"

"And coming down at #77 is the main hero from Final Fantasy VIII, Squall Leonhart!" JR exclaimed.

"He's also known in Kingdom Hearts as his other name, Leon!" Cole exclaimed as well.

"Well, if that's the case, someone tell Leon Kennedy in the back his identity's been stolen." The King smirked back.

After he entered the ring, he got in the first strike by spearing Soma Cruz out of his shoes right before he flooded the vampire hunter's face with nothing more than mounting punches, trying to rough the silver-haired pretty boy up the best he could.

"Whoa, Squall's starting off strong!" Tazz replied.

"I think we're definitely seeing an intense Squall here tonight!" Cole nodded.

Soma attempted to drag himself to the lower right turnbuckle in order to recover, but all he found was him sitting flat on his ass while Squall stomped on him repeatedly, turning Soma into a human "Welcome Home" mat.

"Wow, Squall needs to calm himself down there!" The King chuckled.

"You know you can't reason with him, King." JR said to the King, "He wants to unleash everything he has in order to win!"

As Soma got roughed up long enough, Squall felt himself being pumped up so much as he ran right to the opposite corner and back again, blasting Soma right in the face with a vicious Hesitation dropkick to the corner!

"Target acquired!" Tazz shouted.

"And the target he got, Tazz!" JR nodded over to the ECW original.

However, that first dropkick didn't satisfy Squall though as he proceeded to run right to the opposite corner and give him yet another Hesitation dropkick. But as he got up and turned around, he saw Captain Falcon trying to strike him down with a Falcon Punch. Squall instantly managed to duck down though and ran right back around, flipping his own body over and trapping Captain Falcon with a tilt-o-whirl-hurricanrana! The impact though would be shocking as Falcon tripped and stumbled forward, crashing his entire helmet right between Soma's legs in pure agony!

"Oh no!" The King yelped in surprise.

"That young man may never be the same thanks to Captain Falcon!" JR shook his head.

Tazz then turned to JR and snickered, "You mean he got his little whip damaged?"

"Exactly what I mean!" JR nodded.

It would soon be a lot worse for Captain Falcon though as the impact he took forced his own helmet to blind him permanently, making him unable to see. He then started to swing all around the air, adding this as an effect due to him being blinded.

"Um, guys. I think something's up with Captain Falcon!" Tazz pointed out.

"Apparently, that collision he had with Soma forced his helmet to come down an inch!" JR said, explaining to his partners.

"I literally have no idea how the heck that could happen!" Cole said, shrugging his shoulders.

After only a few seconds of struggling however, Captain Falcon managed to stop himself and lift his helmet back up over his eyes, allowing him to see again.

That unfortunately let his guard down as Ryu Hayabusa snuck right behind him and threw Captain Falcon over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating him very surprisingly much to the fans's disbelief.

"Aw, damn! Now he's out!" Tazz groaned in defeat.

"I guess you gotta thank Squall for having Falcon collide with Soma like that!" Cole replied to Tazz.

"And with that out of the way, Captain Falcon has now been eliminated out of the Rumble!" JR exclaimed.

47th Elimination: Captain Falcon; Eliminated by: Ryu Hayabusa; Duration: 10:32

Right after Captain Falcon took his disappointing leave from ringside, Samus Aran was at the upper left turnbuckle, hitting away at Ezio Auditore right in the face just to let him stand still for a top-rope hurricanrana that she was about to pull off.

"Look at Samus trying to keep Ezio grounded!" Tazz pointed out.

"I can imagine Ezio's hardly the one to be dazed in a situation like this!" JR replied.

But Ezio ended up getting dazed from those punches, which led Samus to pull off her top rope hurricanrana without any interruptions.

That happened once she saw Cammy try to approach her, looking to knock her off the top rope. But Samus decided to take this into a positive as she leapt off the top rope and knocked Cammy down with a standing top-rope moonsault!

"What an excellent move right there!" Cole shouted.

"That's definitely thinking outside of the box, Cole!" Tazz nodded, agreeing with Cole before replying, "I bet you didn't know I stole that from Taco Bell."

"Yeah, I bet you did." Cole nodded back.

Samus took her sweet time trying to get herself back up before she turned right around to see Ezio launch himself off the top rope, nailing Samus with an insane top-rope clothesline for good measure!

"Uh-oh, I guess she forgot Ezio!" JR exclaimed.

"No kidding, JR!" The King replied before chuckling out, "She definitely got it right in her Mother Brain!"

As the camera got in a good shot of Samus being motionless around the mat, the famous Royal Rumble clock lit right back up on the titantron, forcing the crowd to turn to the stage and tick down to the next entrant that was ready to appear.

"Anyway, as King tries to pull out some good old Metroid jokes, we might as well see who's number 78!" Tazz said as he looked to the curtain again.

Entrant #78: Sophitia Alexandra (Soul Calibur)

10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… *BZZT!*

Right after the buzzer blared out once again, the crowd's ears were tickled to a rock version of "Flight of The Valkyries", which apparently turned out to be Daniel Bryan's theme from the WWE. What followed after that was the appearance of a beautiful blonde-haired woman with long hair, a short skin-tight white toga, blue leaves on the side of her head (they're hair accessories), and dark black/blue knee-high boots coming through the curtain. Her appearance definitely got the male crowd hot and bothered in a fangirlish way again, especially The King as he went all-out crazy for her in the commentary.

"I think somebody better call the big man upstairs," The King smirked, "Because I hear Heaven's missing an angel!"

"Well, she may seem to look like one, but she's definitely quite a skilled warrior, King!" Cole exclaimed.

"And here to show her skills at #78 is Sophitia Alexandra from the Soulcalibur series!" JR replied.

The King let out a smirk before muttering, "I bet she'd show her skills to me, if you know what I mean."

"Well, sorry to break it to you King, but she's already married." Cole said to the King via disappointment,

"What?!" The King shrieked to JR, "Aw, that's not fair!"

"Tough luck, King!" JR replied, "Life isn't fair, deal with it!"

As The King whimpered in disappointment, Sophitia took her signature shield and started running down the aisle before getting in the ring and being approached by the A-list actor himself, Johnny Cage.

But before she could attack him though, Cage let his hands out on defense and said, "Whoa whoa whoa, hold up. Don't attack the face! I got a proposition for you you'll want to hear!"

"Wha- what's Cage up to now?" Cole raised his eyebrow.

"I don't know, but I can guarantee it'll end bad either way." JR shrugged.

With Sophitia being stopped in her tracks, Cage calmed himself down before speaking to the beautiful goddess, "Look, I know what you've been wanting. You've been wanting your hands on the money, the moolah, that gold you've been wanting for that bakery. Well, what if I can help you on that mission? All you gotta do is shake my hand, and we got ourselves an alliance. I'll take you into the final two, babe. What do you say?"

He then completed the sentence with his hand given out to her. However, what she didn't know that the actor's hand had a mini buzzer wrapped around him, forcing the rest of the crowd to notice and tell Sophitia not to trust him just by shaking their heads no. Yet, she didn't even know what to make of this.

"I think Cage is gonna try to win Sophitia over here!" The King exclaimed.

"I definitely wouldn't do that if I was Sophitia," JR said before pointing out to the buzzer, "Look at what Cage has got!"

"I'm pretty sure it's a fake buzzer he's got." The King smirked once more.

After looking at the crowd all around her, Sophitia managed to give Cage her answer by kicking the buzzer off the actor's hand, forcing him to hold his own hand in total pain. Therefore, Sophitia's answer to Cage's offer was definitely a "No" in her opinion!

"Oh, come on!" The King groaned.

"I think we all know what her answer was, King!" Cole exclaimed.

"It's not fair!" The King said, groaning again, "Sophitia just wasted her chance!"

Cage took his time shaking the pain off of his hand before he turned around and faced Sophitia, "Hey man, why on earth did you do that for any-"

He wouldn't get the chance to finish that sentence though as Sophitia took her signature shield and hit him right in the groin, all before shutting Cage up for good with a vicious Buzzsaw Kick!

"Ohhh, night night, Cage!" Tazz smirked.

"That's what he gets for trying to compromise with Sophitia!" JR said to Tazz.

"This is totally not fair to Cage, JR!" The King comically whined, "Can't this guy ever get a break?"

Meanwhile, as Cage was still counting stars down the mat, the camera scrolled over to take a look at Kitana, who right now had kicked Krystal right in the gut and lifted her upside down before slamming her with a package piledriver!

"What a big package piledriver!" Cole exclaimed.

That wasn't over for Krystal though as Crash Bandicoot managed to flip Krystal right back up on her feet and wrap his arms around her neck in a full nelson position, all before flipping her over with a vicious Dragon Suplex!

"Oh, and it turned into a hard Dragon Suplex, Cole!" Tazz exclaimed as well.

"No doubt a combo quite like that could give her whiplash!" JR pointed out.

As Krystal remained on the mat very motionlessly, Sophitia looked all around for her next opponent to fight when all of a sudden, she suddenly bumped right into Sonya Blade, who turned right around to face Sophitia head-on.

But the two didn't have time for a staredown though as both women started to feed furious headshots to each other's face, sending both the crowd and a sex-crazy Jerry "The King" Lawler into an immediate frenzy.

"And both Sophitia and Sonya are going right at it!" Cole shouted.

The King immediately smirked with giddly pride by saying, "This is what I definitely came to see, Cole! I'm like a kid who definitely woke up at Christmas morning!"

"I'm pretty sure you have, King!" JR nodded to the King.

The forearm shots continued for a good ten seconds before Sophitia got in a forearm shot so hard, the hard impact knocked Sonya right through the ropes and onto the floor, knocking her unconscious for the moment!

"What a shot right there!" The King pointed out.

"Thankfully, Sonya managed to slide through the ropes and not over, which means Sonya still still hasn't been elimimated!" JR shook his head.

That didn't matter much to Sophitia though as she still wanted a piece of Sonya herself, who right now was shaking some nerves out of that hard forearm attack outside the ring. The blonde-haired greek beauty managed to slide under the ropes and get on top of the apron, all before rushing after Sonya Blade with a flying knee right to the face!

"Flying knee right across the kisser!" Tazz exclaimed.

"Sonya's definitely gonna feel that one close to home!" JR exclaimed as well, agreeing with Tazz.

This catfight between Sonya and Sophitia managed to escalate to new levels as their fight was taken right to the barricade, where Sophitia immediately threw the Special Forces general over like a sack of bricks!

"And Sonya goes over the barricade!" Cole replied.

"I think we're gonna see Claire/Elena 2.0 right here!" The King said in a total ecstatic frenzy, "This is definitely getting good!"

As Sophitia and Sonya started to take their fight to the stands though, the fans all took their focus off the catfight and onto the stage, where the Rumble clock had lit up all across the titantron, obviously making way for the next entrant that was about to enter the Rumble match right now.

"As much as we all want to find out who's gonna reign supreme in this catfight, we all need to see who's gonna be number 79 next!" JR pointed to the curtain.

Entrant #79: Marshall Law (Tekken)

As the buzzer sounded out across Qualcomm Stadium, the crowd all popped up to their feet as a man with black hair, baggy yellow pants, black sash belt and white/black karate shoes came out through the curtain set to the tune of "Mama Said Knock You Out" by Five Finger Death Punch (which is a LL Cool J cover). Just to thrill the crowd even more, he decided to show off to the crowd by doing his martial arts moves with a punch, kick and a leaping roundhouse kick before bowing down karate-style.

"I think it's about time we do a little kung-fu fighting, guys!" Tazz pointed out.

"And just to do it himself is Tekken's own Marshall Law at #79!" Cole exclaimed, "Of course, just like Liu Kang and Fei-Long, he too was also modeled after kung-fu film legend, Bruce Lee!"

Marshall Law started coming down the aisle in full speed before finally getting in the ring, catching Cloud Strife with two hard left kicks and finally finishing his combo with a wicked dropsault dropkick.

"Law cleaning house right away!" JR replied.

"Cloud's definitely getting the worst end of that onslaught!" Tazz replied as well.

Sub-Zero tried his best to slow Marshall Law down by grabbing onto him, but all the Lin Kuei grandmaster got was a stomp right to the foot and an elbow right to the face all before Law completed his combo by backflipping and forcing his feet to catch onto Sub-Zero's neck. Using every core strength he had, Law managed to flip Sub-Zero over with a tilt-o-whirl headscissors.

"Now Sub-Zero gets the worst end of it too!" The King exclaimed.

"Law still looking very unstoppable even at the age he's in!" JR said, looking very impressed by him.

Meanwhile, as Law was building up momentum by his own terms, both Marth and Byleth were on the lower right turnbuckle, looking to catch Hayabusa with a big double back suplex on the corner only for the mysterious ninja to hang onto the ropes tightly for extra leverage.

"Uh-oh, this cannot be good for Hayabusa here!" Tazz shook his head.

"I can imagine the hard way down he's gonna experience!" Cole said, fearing the worst for Hayabusa.

Luckily, Cole didn't need to fear the worst as Hayabusa knocked both Byleth and Marth right off the middle rope, forcing Hayabusa to place his feet on the top rope.

With a deep breath, Ryu Hayabusa leaped off the top rope and attempted to pull off a moonsault on the two men, only for both Marth and Byleth to move right out of the way. The ninja knew his instincts right away and recovered nicely by landing on both his two feet, but when he did, Dorothea came running in and nailed Hayabusa right in the face with a Last Shot!

"WHAT THE-?!" The King shrieked in response.

"Where on earth did Dorothea come from?!" Tazz shrieked as well.

"Don't know, but I think she gave him a Last Shot!" Cole nodded, referring to the finisher made famous by Adam Cole.

That Last Shot that Dorothea gave to Hayabusa was more than enough to incapacitate the ninja altogether, which forced the threesome of Byleth, Dorothea and Marth to team up together and pick his lifeless body right up, therefore sending him over the top rope and onto the floor for a big elimination!

"Hayabusa's over... and out!" JR exclaimed.

"Looks like his ninja days in the Rumble are over for tonight!" Tazz smirked out.

"You're definitely right on that one, Tazz!" Cole nodded over to Tazz.

48th Elimination: Ryu Hayabusa; Eliminated by: Byleth Eisner, Dorothea Arnault and Marth; Duration: 21:24

After Ryu took his disappointing departure from the Rumble match, the camera scrolled right over to the right where they saw both Samus Aran and Trish exchanging chops to each other right by the apron. They were still hanging onto the ropes, hoping not to let go of their grip. The slightest loss of their grip was going to result in elimination, so the two women were hitting each other with loud chops in hopes that one of them were gonna let go.

"Both Samus and Trish are in dangerous territory here!" Tazz replied.

The King then shuddered in disbelief, "Oh, not the puppies! They're gonna bruise each other if they keep going like this!"

The chops between them were getting much more harder and much more rougher than the next, with Samus Aran taking most of the hits around her chest.

And yet, the chops she took definitely enraged her as she replied with a big superkick, strangely knocking Trish over the top rope and back right into the ring leaving Samus to remain on the apron!

"Oh, and she superkicks Trish right back in!" JR exclaimed once again.

Tazz then shook his head and said, "I think that's definitely a bad mistake for her!"

With Trish right off her back, Samus managed to stay on the apron in order to recover.

It definitely proved to be a mistake though as Kitana managed to hop to the middle rope and fly toward the blonde bounty hunter, nailing her with an Enzugiri that knocked Samus off the apron and onto the floor, eliminating her to a big pop from the ecstatic San Diego crowd.

"Oh, and Samus is gone!" Cole cringed a little.

"Damn, and I was rooting for her too!" Tazz groaned, "I mean, she was tearing it up!"

"Well, not anymore she's not!" JR shook his head.

49th Elimination: Samus Aran; Eliminated by: Kitana; Duration: 47:41

While Samus started taking her leave from ringside, the camera managed to quickly switch over to the catfight between Sonya Blade and Sophitia, who quickly got whipped right over to the plastic garbage tins!

"Irish whip right over to the garbage cans!" Cole quickly pointed out.

J.R. soon replied with a nod, "I got a good feeling trash is about to be taken out!"

And the Oklahoman would be right on the dot. Sonya Blade then proceeded to lift up the garbage can over by her head as she was looking to land the entire thing all over a helpless Sophitia.

But she wouldn't be helpless though as Sophitia realized she still had her shield with her. With the shield by her hands, Sophitia chucked the entire shield all over Sonya's ribs, knocking both her and the garbage can right down the floor!

"Down goes Sonya!" Tazz exclaimed.

"And down goes the can too!" The King smirked, "Heck, I think Sonya went down on her can as well!"

Meanwhile, as the catfight between Sonya and Sophitia continued to a fever pitch, the rest of the San Diego crowd all stood up out of their seats and looked right over to the titantron, where the countdown clock started to tick down to another entrant ready to enter the match.

"Looks like we're about to be treated to our next entrant, ladies and gentleman. Who will it be?" J.R. asked in anticipation.

10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… *BZZT!*

Entrant #80: Blaze Fielding (Streets of Rage)

Once as the buzzer finished ringing throughout the stadium, the entire "Go Straight" theme from the Streets of Rage 2 video game started to play out full-blast as a beautiful brunette-haired woman dressed in a red top, short mini-red skirt, dark red boots and decked out with a black jacket came out through the curtain and was greeted by big catcalls and ecstatic hollering from the entire male demographic yet again. The King of course was thrilled beyond belief for this entrant, especially when he looked at her chest like the horn-dog that he was.

"Yes, more puppies!" The King said in a thrilling mood, "I swear, this Rumble is getting good as ever with all of these hot chicks coming in!"

"I'm sure you're thrilled as we are, King, now that Blaze Fielding from the Streets of Rage franchise is now in the match!" JR nodded.

"I'm very interested to see how Blaze can handle herself in that ring!" Tazz smirked with anticipation.

It didn't take too long for Blaze to run down the aisle and enter the ring right away, surprising D-Va with a vicious Codebreaker!

"Codebreaker right out of nowhere!" Cole exclaimed.

"That'll shake D-Va's brain all night long!" The King smirked out.

Phoenix Wright attempted to stop her himself, but before he could even lay one finger around her though, Blaze surprised him with yet another Codebreaker!

"Oh, and another one!" Tazz replied.

"She's handing them out like Halloween candy!" The King smirked yet again, obviously being interested by her skills.

Blaze continued her momentum for several more seconds before Doomguy decided to make it come to a complete stop and pound Blaze right on her back with his fist. He then turned her right around and proceeded to go for a Michinoku Driver when all of a sudden, Blaze managed to slip through Doomguy's shoulders and turned him around, planting yet another Codebreaker for the third time!

"Another Codebreaker!" Cole exclaimed.

However, the Codebreaker was so impactful that it made Doomguy stumble towards Squall, who managed to lift Doomguy up with a back body drop over the top rope yet the ruthless soldier managed to hang onto the ropes, keeping him safe on the apron.

"And he's... safe on the apron!" The King said a bit suspensefully.

"That kept him alive for now!" Tazz nodded.

Unfortunately, he wouldn't be kept alive for long.

Doomguy looked right up to see both Squall Leonhart and Blaze Fielding charge after him with a double bicycle kick that knocked him off the apron and right onto the floor, therefore eliminating him from the contest!

"Welp, he just met his doom!" JR chuckled a bit.

"That's it for Doomguy, he's done-zo!" Tazz smirked.

50th Elimination: Doomguy; Eliminated by: Squall Leonhart and Blaze Fielding; Duration: 30:19

As Doomguy left ringside holding his jaw altogether, Hong YunSeong tried his best to charge right at Duke Nukem, only for the flat-top muscleman to catch him and lay him out with a huge spine-buster. Meanwhile, while that was going on, Candy Cane proceeded to go on top rope, hoping to surprise Duke Nukem from behind with a flying body press that she wanted to attempt!

"Big spinebuster by Duke right there!" Cole quickly pointed out.

Tazz then pointed to Candy Cane and said, "I wouldn't celebrate too soon, Duke. Because look what's behind you!"

It didn't take too long for Duke to turn right around with a smirk on his face, grabbing Candy Cane right by the end of her t-shirt bikini top. Candy looked at this right away and formed a big gulp right around her throat in total fear.

"Time for you to join the Mile High Club." Duke smirked to Candy before he proceeded to use her as a catapult.

With nowhere to go for the rebellious schoolgirl, Duke launched Candy Cane right in the air and landed right into YunSeong, pinning him with Candy Cane right on the top and YunSeong right on the bottom. It was quite an uncompromising position at best as this scene forced more cat-calls to come from the male horndogs sitting right in the audience again.

"Oh my!" Cole said as he blushed.

"That's a position YunSeong thought he never get into!" The King smirked out.

Tazz then smirked very naughtily before saying to King, "So far, he's been getting a lot more action than you are, King!"

"Hey, I heard that!" The King snarled over to Tazz.

Both YunSeong and Candy Cane looked at each other with shock and embarrassment for a few seconds before the hot-headed Korean looked over her shoulder and saw a very shocking sight, which happened to be a green leaf with red berries attached to the vines. Candy Cane then turned her head to the object herself, which shockingly managed to be a mistletoe out of all things. This festive image brought out a lot of hoots and hollers from the entire crowd, who were begging to get it on in this entire Rumble.

"I can't believe what I'm seeing!" JR replied with a surprised blush on his cheeks.

"Hey, it may not be Christmas time, but hey, you can't break tradition!" Tazz exclaimed.

The King then groaned in humorous fashion, "Oh, come on, anybody but him! Anybody but YunSeong!"

They stared at it for a few seconds before both YunSeong and Candy Cane exchanged a gaze between each other's eyes. Their looks soon turned from embarassment to passion as Candy Cane found herself licking her lips at the red-haired hothead himself. It wouldn't be long before both Candy Cane and YunSeong engaged in a very passionate kiss that soon turned into an all-out tongue war between the swordwielder and the school girl themselves. Their passionate makeout session brought the male fans to their feet to the point that they chanted "Yes! Yes! Yes!" all over again in pure fanboy-ish response.

"Wow, look at them go, guys!" Tazz smirked very crazily, "They're going all out on each other!"

"Anything can happen in the Royal Rumble match and without a doubt, this is definitely happening!" JR nodded.

"C'mon, it's not fair!" The King groaned once more, "Why can't it be me and not that hot-head?"

"Tough loss, King!" Tazz smirked to the King, "It looks like YunSeong's already winning the Rumble and the girl as we speak! Man, I love the Royal Rumble!"

Both YunSeong and Candy Cane enjoyed their hot makeout session before the camera zoomed back up to realize that the mistletoe the new-found lovers saw was hanging from a singapore cane that was held by Ellie herself. She then turned to the camera and raised her eyebrows in a very devilish kind of way, thinking of something mischievous to do about the image she was seeing.

"Uh-oh, this won't be good." Tazz gulped in horror.

"I'm afraid that's not just any mistletoe those two saw!" Cole shook his head out of sanity.

While the two still made out like crazy, Ellie decided to go into her famous Ken Griffey Jr. batting stance and swung that stick right through Candy Cane's plaid-covered tush before whacking YunSeong right through the chest painfully! This of course, brought out a little part of the boos from the audience, mostly because they were getting used to the hot action in the ring.

"My gawd!" JR said, cringing painfully.

"Well, that's a way to ruin an intimate moment!" Cole chuckled.

"Oh, all I can say is: Thank goodness for Ellie!" The King said, sighing in relief, "I never thought it would end!"

As both Candy Cane and YunSeong began to feel the effects of that mistletoe-wrapped kendo stick, the crowd all looked toward the stage yet again as they saw the famous Rumble clock light up the titantron for their next entrant to come out momentarily.

"This Rumble is getting very fast and furious, ladies and gentleman!" Cole exclaimed, "Who'll be the next contestant ready to enter the match?"

To be continued...

It'll probably a while before that happens, Cole, but right now, let's check a look at the facts for this chapter!

Number of competitors who have been eliminated: 50

Number of competitors still left in the ring: 30

Number of competitors still left: 70

Competitors that are eliminated: Dan Hibiki, Arthur, Roxas, Niko Bellic, Claire Redfield, Elena Fisher, Hurk Drubman, Commander Shepard, Sir Dan Fortesque, Gabriel Logan, Shana, Psymon Stark, Akira Yuki, Ken Masters, Guybrush Threepwood, Taki, Nina Williams, Ratchet, Jak, Pac-Man, Ryo Sakazaki, Hope Estheim, Strider Hiryu, Issac Clarke, Handsome Jack, Billy Lee, Chell, Luigi, Delsin Rowe, Tomba, Guile, Vault Dweller, Lone Wanderer, T.J. Combo, Joker, Zero, Link, Setsuka, Corvo Attano, Tails, Sonic The Hedgehog, Coco Bandicoot, Iori Yagami, Zangief, Christie Monteiro, Alyx Vance, Captain Falcon, Ryu Hayabusa, Samus Aran and Doomguy

Competitors that are still in the ring: Cloud Strife, D-Va, Byleth Eisner, Johnny Cage, Trish, Sonya Blade, Dorothea Arnault, Soma Cruz, Cammy White, Jin Kazama, Marth, Sub-Zero, Candy Cane, Hong YunSeong, Xion, Rouge The Bat, Agent 47, Rock Howard, Jack Carver, Ezio Auditore, Duke Nukem, Ellie, Phoenix Wright, Kitana, Crash Bandicoot, Krystal, Squall Leonhart, Sophitia Alexandra, Marshall Law and Blaze Fielding

Most Eliminations: Byleth Eisner (6 eliminations) (NEW!)

Longest-Lasting Competitor: Cloud Strife (80 minutes)

BTW, I just want to let you know that there was NO nudity involved in this chapter at all. I'm only keeping it T-rated, just because it was safe. Read the whole chapter and you'll see there was no nudes involved. Just so we are perfectly clear (of course, I'm talking to the other kind of critics, the one that's rhymes with "Britics Dunited" just because I hate them so much for making me get rid of my M-rated stories here.

Anyway, time for the burning questions!

Will Ellie ruin more precious hot romantic moments?

How long will Sophitia and Sonya's catfight last (yes, they're still in there, so we'll see more of this fight)?

Am I soooooo gonna ship YunSeong and Candy Cane right after this story is over and done with?

C'mon, we all know that last one's gonna be true, but the rest will be answered until next chapter, so read, review and leave feedback if you desire. So until next time...

REST IN PEACE

SHAD GASPARD

1981-2020