Princess Kat: _ So...bored!
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Summary: Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango, Miroku, and Kikyou talk in quotes as a game.
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Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango, Miroku, and Kikyou sat in a circle. They suddenly all had the same idea at the same time. They would talk to each other using a bunch of quotes!
"How can I miss if you won't go away, Kikyou?" Inuyasha asked.
Kikyou snorted. "Be quiet, Inuyasha! I'm trying to imagine you with a personality."
"Silence is golden, but shouting is fun." Miroku chimed.
"Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it." Sango said matter- of-factly.
"Nice perfume, Sango. Must you marinate in it?" Miroku asked.
Sango growled. "All stressed out and no one to choke."
Miroku moved closer to Sango, ready to grope her.
"Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?" Kagome asked.
Inuyasha draped his arm over Kagome's shoulders. "Sarcasm is just one more service we offer."
Kagome shrugged Inuyasha's arm off her shoulders. "You! Off my planet!"
"Don't piss me off. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies, wench." Inuyasha said.
"Sticks and stones may break my bones but words are going to make me hurt you." Kagome stated.
"Whatever kind of look you were going for, bitch, you missed." Kikyou declared.
"You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing." Kagome said.
"Is it time for your medication or mine?" Kikyou asked.
Kagome clenched her fists. "I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one."
"Chaos, panic, disorder - my work here is done." Miroku said as he rubbed Sango's butt.
SLAP!!! "Earth is full, Miroku! Go home!"
"Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. INUYASHA GROPED YOU!" Miroku exclaimed.
Inuyasha punched Miroku. "I'm not crazy, I've just been in a bad mood for the last few years."
Miroku glared at Inuyasha. "If you and your friend are being chased by a dragon, there is only one thing to do: trip your friend."
Inuyasha was about to strangle Miroku but said through clenched teeth, "I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?"
"If payback's a bitch and revenge is sweet, I must be the sweetest bitch on this side of the planet." Kikyou chimed.
Sango 'accidentally' fell to the side on Kikyou, punching her stomach. "I slipped on my slippers."
Kikyou was ready to strangle Sango. "Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you weren't asleep..."
Sango sat up, grinning evilly.
"If you are rude, self-centered, and obnoxious there will be a ten dollar fee." Kagome said as she held her hand out towards Kikyou.
Inuyasha pulled her hand down. "Of course I don't look busy. I did it right the first time." He said, meaning Kagome hadn't yelled 'sit' yet because he had been gentle.
Sango sighed. "So many men, so few who can afford me..."
Miroku moved closer to Sango then...pulled a chocolate bar out of her hand.
Sango snatched it from him. "IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN!"
The five laughed. All done.
"That was fun." Kagome said.
Sango nodded. "Yeah. We should do that again sometime."
Kikyou stood up. "Gotta jet. See you."
"Bye!"
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Princess Kat: Done. Review and tell me what you think.
Disclaimer: Own nothing.
Summary: Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango, Miroku, and Kikyou talk in quotes as a game.
~*~
Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango, Miroku, and Kikyou sat in a circle. They suddenly all had the same idea at the same time. They would talk to each other using a bunch of quotes!
"How can I miss if you won't go away, Kikyou?" Inuyasha asked.
Kikyou snorted. "Be quiet, Inuyasha! I'm trying to imagine you with a personality."
"Silence is golden, but shouting is fun." Miroku chimed.
"Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it." Sango said matter- of-factly.
"Nice perfume, Sango. Must you marinate in it?" Miroku asked.
Sango growled. "All stressed out and no one to choke."
Miroku moved closer to Sango, ready to grope her.
"Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?" Kagome asked.
Inuyasha draped his arm over Kagome's shoulders. "Sarcasm is just one more service we offer."
Kagome shrugged Inuyasha's arm off her shoulders. "You! Off my planet!"
"Don't piss me off. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies, wench." Inuyasha said.
"Sticks and stones may break my bones but words are going to make me hurt you." Kagome stated.
"Whatever kind of look you were going for, bitch, you missed." Kikyou declared.
"You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing." Kagome said.
"Is it time for your medication or mine?" Kikyou asked.
Kagome clenched her fists. "I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one."
"Chaos, panic, disorder - my work here is done." Miroku said as he rubbed Sango's butt.
SLAP!!! "Earth is full, Miroku! Go home!"
"Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. INUYASHA GROPED YOU!" Miroku exclaimed.
Inuyasha punched Miroku. "I'm not crazy, I've just been in a bad mood for the last few years."
Miroku glared at Inuyasha. "If you and your friend are being chased by a dragon, there is only one thing to do: trip your friend."
Inuyasha was about to strangle Miroku but said through clenched teeth, "I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?"
"If payback's a bitch and revenge is sweet, I must be the sweetest bitch on this side of the planet." Kikyou chimed.
Sango 'accidentally' fell to the side on Kikyou, punching her stomach. "I slipped on my slippers."
Kikyou was ready to strangle Sango. "Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you weren't asleep..."
Sango sat up, grinning evilly.
"If you are rude, self-centered, and obnoxious there will be a ten dollar fee." Kagome said as she held her hand out towards Kikyou.
Inuyasha pulled her hand down. "Of course I don't look busy. I did it right the first time." He said, meaning Kagome hadn't yelled 'sit' yet because he had been gentle.
Sango sighed. "So many men, so few who can afford me..."
Miroku moved closer to Sango then...pulled a chocolate bar out of her hand.
Sango snatched it from him. "IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN!"
The five laughed. All done.
"That was fun." Kagome said.
Sango nodded. "Yeah. We should do that again sometime."
Kikyou stood up. "Gotta jet. See you."
"Bye!"
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Princess Kat: Done. Review and tell me what you think.