In the sky, there was a big yellow balloon. Cut to inside the balloon, where Lindsay was.

Lindsay had been screaming, "HELP! I'M TOO YOUNG AND PRETTY TO DIE!" for hours now, but to no avail. She sat down and sighed.

"I can't believe I'm stuck inside this balloon!" said the blonde bimbo. "And I'm, like, so bored! All I have is this!" she got out a pin cushion.

This suddenly gave Lindsay an idea. She grabbed a pin from the pin cushion, and used it to pop the balloon. She then screamed as she fell down to the ground. She landed on the grass. The grass was actually the backyard of a light brown two-story house with a brown roof.

Lindsay got up and saw the house. "Hey, I recognize that house from The Samsons! That show's, like, so funny! But I don't like Bert. He's really mean to his family, especially Lila!"

She suddenly heard a voice say, "DON'T DISOBEY ME, YOU BITCH!" Lindsay was shocked by this. She then heard another voice say "I-I'm sorry, Bart, but I'm a vegetarian…"

What's going on? thought Lindsay. She opened the house's front door, and saw Lisa sitting on the floor crying and bart holding a dog's penis. "YOU WILL EAT SANTA'S LITTLE HELPER'S DICK, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!" yelled the spiky-haired boy.

"Hey, leave your sister alone, Bert!" said an angry Lindsay. Bart turned to her. "What the fuck do you think you're doing here, Whore?"

"I heard you from outside!" was the blonde's answer. "You're being mean to your family again!"

"Wait, I recognize you!" said Bart. "You're Lindsay, that idiotic blonde bitch from Total Drama!"

"And you're Bert Samson, that mean boy from The Samsons! You keep abusing your family for no reason!"

"Of course I abuse them for a reason!"

"The reason being?"

"For my own entertainment!"

Lindsay rolled her eyes. "At least you can be nice at times," she said.

"Actually, I'm never nice."

Lindsay looked surprised. "But what about that time you sang Lila that song on her birthday?"

"Fake."

"That time you brought Lila that Drooling Teeth CD for $500?"

"Fake."

"Wait… all the nice things you've done are FAKE?!"

"ARE YOU BLIND, BITCH?!" Bart snapped at the blonde bombshell. "OF COURSE THEY'RE FAKE! I forced the writers of my show to make episodes of me doing nice things so that I'd be liked by the fandom!"

Lindsay gasped and glared at Bart. "So you're not nice at all?"

"Nope. I've actually done some things that never happened on the show. I even killed my grandmother and told Homer that she commited suicide to get away from him!" He turned to Lisa. "And you won't say a word, Bitch."

"I-I won't, Bart," said a sobbing Lisa.

Lindsay was beyond pissed. "Just wait until I tell everyone about your true nature!"

"Like anyone will believe you," said Bart with a smirk. "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to masturbate and force Maggie to eat my cum. Later, Bitch!" He went upstairs.

Lindsay gave Lisa a look of sympathy. "Are you okay, Lila?"

"No," sniffled the vegetarian.

"Don't worry, I'll make sure everyone knows about the real Bart." Lindsay left the house, and went next door to Flanders' house. She knocked the door, and Ned Flanders opened it.

"Hi-diddly-ho, blonde neighborino!" greeted the friendly neighbour.

"Neil, Bert Samson is evil!"

Ned laughed. "Now that's just re-diddly-diculous! He's a child, how can he be evil?"

"But he just forced his sister to eat his dog's penis!'

Ned just laughed as he went back into his house and closed the door.

Lindsay seethed. "Someday, people will discover who Bert Samson really is."

And that's the first chapter of my first fanfiction! Lindsay discovers Bart's true nature, and only Lindsay herself knows about it (and Bart's family, but he threatened them not to tell anyone).

Stay tuned for the next chapter with Sha-Lightning! Where will the jock end up?