And we are here finally...the final two episodes of the Galuna Island arc.. been torn here recently. On how I want Laxus to be going forward. How I want Laxus and Lucy to be with one another. I think I got an idea. He might be OC but I'm not Mashima. I've been distracted writing other stories and I'm sorry!

Serious notes and questions; how would someone like to be someone I can chat with about story line ideas? You don't have to edit anything unless you really want to. I just would like someone to be my human white board as I call it. Someone I can be like hey want to take this chapter this direction, what to do you think? And hear some feedback.

I know that's crazy. But I'm seriously asking cause I have ideas that go all the way up to Tenrou and the GMG if I wanted to take the story that far. Which I really do! But I wanna talk and get feedback.I would like someone to bounce ideas off of. PM me if you are seriously interested. It could be for this story and future ones. I don't have anyone I can talk to about this. So yeah idk PM me lol

Never noticed it but there were so many inconsistencies in this episode that I felt like I had to make sense lol so I did my best! Hopefully not too many errors!

Authors note at the bottom!

Action!

"Is my grandfather here!?" Laxus growled. He wanted to get Blondie getting kicked out done and over with. But he was torn as to why at the moment...he shook his was annoyed, Lucy insisted on taking a shower before facing her punishment. Which had prompted Gray to also want to clean up. Laxus rolled his eyes and allowed them to go home and clean up. He went back to his house and cleaned up himself. He took a minute to indulge himself in a fantasy that involved him rubbing his dick in-between Lucy's boobs. He growled when it was all done and over with, getting ready to go to the guild. He was definitely going to a bar tonight and he was definitely going to get laid. And it would not be a blonde with big boobs...

"Welcome back! How was the island? Must be sad coming back from a island get away. Did you do anything fun? Swimming?"

Laxus rolled his eyes at Mira. "This wasn't a vacation Mira. It was strictly business."

"Uh Mira Jane. I wouldn't joke around if I were you. Please try and read the mood in the air..." Lucy said waving to Mira. Mira smiled, it was Laxus she was going to piss him off no matter what she said. In her mind she might as well have a little fun. Killing him with kindness seemed a excellent way to annoy the older mage.

Macao and Wakaba looked at the younger mages with pity in their eyes. Metal clanking down wooden stairs distracted them. They looked up to see Erza walking down the stairs."Ah so the rule breakers are back?" Erza said calmly. Natsu and Gray screamed holding on to one another. 'Titania is back!'

"This is going to be good!" Whispered Wakaba lighting another cigarette.

"Wakaba! Stop that disgusting habit!" Erza ordered.

Laxus rolled his eyes. "There's no rule saying we can't smoke inside." Erza glared at him. Wakaba was stunned momentarily Laxus defended him? Then he remembered Laxus himself smokes...and does smoke inside...

"Where is my grandfather?" He looked at Macao, Wakaba, and a smiling Mira Jane. Macao stepped forward. "He left yesterday saying there was some sort of council meeting." Erza nodded, joining the group. She was furious a dark aura hung around her. Lucy looked behind her the other mages breathe out a sigh of relief. Natsu fist pumped the air.

"Well that was a close one!" Gray and Elfman looked at Natsu like he was nuts ..which he was but that wasn't the point. "Safe for now!" Natsu said smiling. Elfman had his hands in his pocket shaking his head. Gray took a moment to think things over. "Alright! Don't have to worry about "it" until Gramps gets back!" Gray and Natsu fist bumped..

"Oh thank goodness! Now we don't have to endure hell for a while!" Happy said crying. Elfman continued to look unimpressed. "I'm still so young! And I only have 8 more lives!" Happy said crying defensively.

"What are you guys talking about?!" Lucy screamed. "You guys are really freaking me out! I gotta know! I'm scared now!" Lucy wondered if dressing up in a bikini and cat ears serving Laxus would be better than what the Master had planned..."Not knowing what it is makes it even more scarier!" Her mind was racing, this would not be a punishment where she could die during it right? Like hanging over a volcano right? Her mind was racing. 'I'm still so young! I have so much to live for! This is going to make me go grey or balled waiting for it!' Laxus was watching the display with faint amusement.

"All of you shut up!" Erza screamed. "You've all have betrayed the Master! You'll be lucky to make it out with your lives."

Laxus rolled his eyes now that was a bit much. If his old man didn't kill his father, then he won't kill them. "When will my grandfather return?"

Lucy was shaking she looked up at Laxus with fear in her eyes. 'Seriously?' She thought. 'Master seemed like such a sweet old man, what would he do to them that had everyone freaking out so badly?' Natsu and Gray were holding on to one another for life, while Happy was crying in a corner.

"I don't know." Mira said eyebrows furrowed. "Soon I think." She said. "I imagine he will be coming back anytime now Laxus." Laxus nodded. 'Good.'

Erza took on a authoritative stance staring the young mages down. "When he returns. I will ask for his decision immediately!" She glared at them. Laxus faintly wondered if he should have let Erza go and get them instead..."listen up you fools! You're not getting off the hook! You're guilty of taking a S-Class mission! Prepare to be punished!" Natsu, Gray, and Happy all held on to one another. Lucy stood there wringing her hands together. She looked down at the floor, her mind racing. Was it better to just get kicked out? Or endure a punishment that could still have her be in Fairy Tail? She took a step backwards and fell into Laxus. She felt his hard muscular chest against her back.

"Oof! I'm sorry Laxus!" Laxus smirked. "Blondie if you wanted an excuse to touch me you should have asked," he winked. Lucy recoiled not sure what to say. "Pervert!" She hissed. Laxus smirked. "Ugh! How am I supposed to prepare myself if I don't know what I'm preparing for!?"

"Punishment? Shouldn't you know? Isn't that what your Maid spirit asked for?" He asked perversely. Lucy blushed! Out of the corner of her eye she saw Loke flinch at that. 'Why did he do that?'

"I don't punish my spirits! It's Virgo! She is just like that!" She also saw Loke relax at that a ghost of a smile on his face. 'Why was he smiling about that? Pervert?'

"Laxus tell me please! What is "it" or "that"?" She pleaded. Laxus looked down at her. "Honestly wish I could tell you what "that" or "it" is. But I do know my grandfather he's sadistic like me. He uses different punishments for what he feels like is suitable for the crime that was committed." He thought of the time he got a fine from the council. And made him pay for it mowing grass of every lawn in Magnolia it felt like. "I'm not always around to know how he punishes those two nit wits. I almost wish I had been around to see what's making them panic." He said smiling demonically. Lucy recoiled at that.

"Well it was nice knowing ya!" Wakaba said putting another cigarette in his mouth. "It's a crying shame. Those two boys are one thing, but Lucy...I can't believe she got roped into that nonsense. You poor girl." He said looking her dead in the eyes. Lucy was shaking against Laxus. This was getting to be too much. "You poor girl?" She said quitely.

"Hey man! What's the big idea! What do you mean we're a "thing"?" Natsu demanded, fist in the air. Gray and him approached the older mage annoyed. "How come you don't feel sorry for us!?" Cana and Elfman decided to silently spectate the conversation.

"Yeah! And don't stick me in the same boat as Natsu! He's a loser!"

"What's that supposed to mean!?" Natsu said punching Gray in the face.

"Exactly what I said! Can't you ever take a hint!?" Gray said punching Natsu back. Fire and ice started to go everywhere as the two teens started fighting. Elfman sighed, Laxus looked over at Elfman. "Real men need to take responsibility properly." He muttered. Laxus silently agreed. It had been a while since he had been around everyone present. They still hadn't changed. "A big part of being a man is owning up to your actions and facing the consequences that come from it whether it's good or bad." Lucy stopped looking fearful for a moment. "You're right Elfman." Elfman and Laxus looked at Lucy. "I've been afraid, and I still am afraid but we took that mission..we have to face the consequences."

Elfman smiled at Lucy. "Your hear that boys! Even Lucy is more of a man than you two! Show us how manly you guys are!" Lucy cringed at that. "I'm not a man and I have body parts that definitely prove I'm not." She mumbled. Laxus smirked hearing that. "Oh what now?" She huffed noticing his smirk. Laxus smirked more, if that was possible, he looked down at Lucy. "Just thinking I wouldn't mind seeing those parts-"

"You're disgusting."

"You're the one who asked Blondie."

"I'm not Blondie I'm Lucy!"

"Whatever Blondie-"

Lucy huffed. This man was infuriating. "This isn't fair! I'm the cutest one here! So why isn't anyone feeling sorry for me!?" Happy said flying around crying. "Ok so if Laxus can't tell me what is going...can someone else tell me what the heck he's going to do to us!?" She asked holding her head.

"Jeez that's one creepy looking job poster!" Natsu said slightly creeped out by the the dark ink covering the page. It had a triangle upside down and eyes at the top of the triangle. Weird symbols he assumed were letters or characters were in the middle of the triangle. The reward was 500,000. Gray was standing next to Natsu. "I hate to agree with you but yeah it is."

Loke walked behind them. "What's up?" He asked.

"Not much man." Natsu said. "What the heck? I can't even read it! Please decipher..."

"What's that?" Lucy said popping up next to Loke. Loke screamed seeing Lucy his glasses nearly falling off. Lucy cringed. "What the heck! Why are you screaming? Jeez I couldn't also get a hi? It's nice to see you too? Why do you freak out every time I go near you!"

"I-uh.. I'm just going to...bye!" He said running off. Lucy was confused. She heard laughing from the second story balcony. She looked up it was Laxus of course. "It's not funny!" She screamed. "You're joking right? That was hilarious! Jeez what did you do to the guy?" Lucy looked at ground distressed. She hadn't done anything, except be a Celestial Wizard. Erza saw all of them at the board, she became livid. She punched Loke as he ran past her. Lucy cringed. And he wasn't scared of Erza!? But me? Screams like a girl and runs away. How was that fair!?'

"No way! You three will not be taking any requests!" She said hands on her hips. But it was too late, Natsu had already started to read the request. Lucy ignored Erza, she wasn't trying to take a request she was just asking what they were doing. She bent down to check on Loke. Laxus watched her check on the young mage. He didn't know too much about Loke other than he had competition when it came to picking up women in bars because of him. He looked down to see Cana annoyed.

"Geez how noisy.." she muttered into her cup. Laxus nodded in silent agreement.

"Who cares they're so awesome!" Romeo whispered in awe.

"You're kidding rme right?" Cana said pausing to take a sip of her drink. Laxus nodded in silent agreement again. He walked down stairs, to get another beer. He signaled to Mira who began making him his drink. He was admiring Lucy from behind again. That short skirt of hers was clinging to her hips barely and that baby blue crop top she was wearing clung to her boobs nicely. "What are you morons doing?" He asked shaking his head. Resting his elbow on Lucy's head. Lucy huffed.

"And what do you think you're doing?"

"Taking advantage of an arm rest." He said laughing at his own joke. Lucy scowled. "I hate you."

"No you don't." He said bending down whispering in her ear. Lucy shivered.

"Laxus! Stop harassing Lucy!"

Laxus rolled his eyes.

"Please decipher the meaning of this writing-" Natsu read aloud. "Solve it, and I'll pay you 500,000 jewel."

"This one sounds like a winner to me!" Natsu said smiling!

"Aye!"

"Translating? That's a unusual job. Besides that sounds like something Levy or Nab would do." Gray said. "Wait that's some ancient language! Whose going to be able to read that!?"

Laxus, Erza, Lucy, Natsu and Gray all surrounded the table. Happy was on his knees looking at the flier. "There's a modern characters and symbols on here too!"

"I thought I said no jobs!" Erza grumbled, she felt hot. She began to take off the top part of her armor. Revealing a ruffled white top.

"Oh yeah I can totally read it!" Natsu said excitedly. "Let's see!" Natsu had both hands on the table.

"Ugo daro rasochi boro cane ya"

"What the-! That's crazy! I don't know what that means at all!" Natsu said grabbing his head. Suddenly bright pastel green and blue lights came out of everyone at the table. Natsu froze, they all felt really strange. Even Laxus felt strange, he shook his head.

"What is that?" Macao asked.

"That's just sad. These kids are so scared of Master Makarov's punishment they are sweating rainbows." Wakaba said sadly.

Macao looked at his friend disturbed. "That's enough booze for you."

Everyone at the table felt groggy. Everyone in the guild were watching the mages in silent curiosity.

"Whoa, when did everyone get short?" Laxus blinked said in a higher pitched voice "and why is my head throbbing?"

"What? What are you talking about Laxus?" Elfman asked confused. "Don't be a crybaby!" Mira was confused, she looked at the group carefully and saw Gray shivering.

"Why is it so cold!? What the heck!?" Gray asked.

Elfman was even more confused. "What! Ice wizards don't get cold!"

"Well I'm not an ice wizard Elfman!" Gray snapped.

Everyone was confused. "When did you stop being an ice wizard Gray?"

"What are you talking about? And on side note it's not cold, it's super hot now all of sudden." Natsu said.

"Well I'm serious!" Gray chattered. "I haven't been this cold since I was raised by Igneel. Someone turn up the heat in this place! Maybe that spell made us sick?"

Lucy seemed to be startled out of some stupor she was in, "what the-" she said in a lower pitch. "Why is my chest so god damn heavy!"

"Did you just curse Lucy?" Laki asked surprised.

"Huh?" Laxus said turning to Laki.

Lucy was confused. What was she leaning on? She looked down. She saw blonde hair and a pink bow. She was super confused.

"What the fuck! My back is killing me! Whoever is leaning all their weight on my head get off of me! Who the hell is even taller than me!? My back! Fuck!" Lucy yelled.

"Are you feeling alright Lucy? Your voice is lower than normal..." Macao asked.

"What are you talking about-" she looked down at her self leaning against a table complaining about her back. "What the!?" She looked down and saw she was wearing a long sleeve silk cheetah shirt. Lucy in Laxus's body screamed. It was on the higher pitched side.

"Now I haven't heard Laxus's voice go that high since puberty- God that was a decade ago. Oh God Macao we're old!"

Macao looked disturb, one cause Wakaba was right and that scream.

Loke woke up off the floor. He got up and fixed himself and his glasses. The minute he saw "Lucy" he screamed and took off.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM PUNK!" Lucy screamed getting off the table. Lucy's eyes widened, "what the fuck! Why is my voice this high? I sound like a girl."

Macao looked at Lucy confused. "Unless you decided to go through some sex change Lucy, I would say it's because you are a girl."

"Lucy," gave Macao a look. He swore if it wasn't on Lucy's face it would have been Laxus making that angry look.

"Why is everyone acting so foolishly!" Happy demanded from the table. Macao, Wakaba, Nab, and Reedus turned and stared at Happy.

"Oh wow!" Erza squealed. "Check this out!" She said looking around. "Wait where's Natsu?"

"I'm right here! Freezing! Can someone please! Turn on the heat!"

Erza turned around and jumped. "I could be wrong, but I don't think I had these," she said fondling her own breast, "these are really neat! My back hurts though!"

Happy screamed indignantly. Elfman, Macao, and Wakaba blushed. "Alright!" They screamed.

"Why you!" Happy said leaping off the table to hit Erza in the chest. Erza earlier had only taken off her breast plate. The armor on her arms still remained. Erza held her arms up scared. Happy collided into the guantlet, crying in pain.

"I don't understand what's happened to me! I've never felt so tiny and weak before! It's like I'm a cat!"

"Not a bad rack there Titania," Lucy smirked. Happy slowly turned around to face Lucy.

"Really ok enough of this, why is my voice-" Laxus broke off looking down at his hands. But they weren't his hands. He didn't have a pink guild stamp on his hand but Blondie- "oh no...'

He looked frantically down. He couldn't see feet. All he was was two soft fleshy mounds he had fantasised about earlier. He patted them slowly. "Oh dear God!"

"Why do they have to be so noisy! They have to ruin MY quality drinking time!" Cana said annoyed.

"They are SO cool they can't ruin anything!" Romeo said in awe.

"Kinda their thing kiddo." Cana said snorting. "Except Lucy. She's cool."

"Laxus" was starting to gesture wildly with "his" hands. "Ok I'm starting to really freak out! What's going on!?"

Macao, Elfman, Mira, and Wakaba's jaws all dropped.

"Why is it so cold in here!?" Gray demanded.

"Why am I seeing myself from your point of view Laxus!"

Lucy and Laxus were staring at one another. Laxus was surprised. He deduced that Lucy and him had switched bodies some how. But what he didn't get was why he felt himself as Lucy get all flustered at himself staring at her. "Because I think we-" he began.

"How can you all be such idiots!" Happy demanded. "We switched bodies!"

"Stop fooling around Happy!" Natsu as Gray said falling to his knees.

"I'm Erza you dim wit!" "Happy" said making a fist.

"If you're going to yell at me then do it to my face!" Happy screamed shaking Erza's fists.

"Silence!" Laxus as Lucy screamed. Lucy raised Laxus's hands up to his ears. She never realized how high her voice got when she screamed. 'That hurt!'

"That means that Lucy and I swapped bodies-"

"Yes! Worst of all Happy and I swapped. And Natsu and Gray swapped bodies as well!"

"What do you mean, "worst of all!?" Happy screamed continuing to shake Erza's fists.

"The ancient Unpela-ese or Changling" spell has been set in motion." Makarov said from behind everyone. "You kids aren't feeling like yourselves today huh?" He said holding his staff, on it a basket hung. In the basket was a jar of cherries, carrots, duct tape, lube, and a hunting knife. In his hands he held a rubber chicken and whipped cream.

"Master! You're back!" Erza called running on nee found tiny legs.

"Hello? Erza?"

Happy nodded.

"What the hell you got right there?" Gray asked.

"Oh just stuff for your punishment."

Lucy as Laxus backed away in fear. "What in God's name were you going to do to us?"

Makarov looked over at Lucy, his eyes hearts in them taking in her appearance. Laxus as Lucy held her hands over her breasts. "You! Stop that! You're too old to use your dick!"

Makarov looked taken aback. "Who did Lucy change with?"

"Uh hi Master!" Lucy said as Laxus towering over. Makarov bursted out laughing. Laxus was stamping Lucy's feet impatiently. "Enough with the laughing you jack ass! God my back is killing me! How are your shoulders not in pain all day?"

"Uh they kinda do hurt all day. I'm just not you know it's not any of your business!"

Makarov was laughing so hard tears came out of his eyes. "Oh that's great! My oh my! Anyways, reading that spell aloud caused your personalities to switch with the people nearest you. The spell is called the Changling spell."

"Laxus" held his face, "that's not creepy! Why would there be a spell for that!?"

Laxus glared at Lucy being a fool with his body. "Can it Blondie!" He turned to Gray, "so let me get this straight you're Natsu?"

"Yeah."

"I'm going to beat you to fucking pulp you got that!"

"What- all I did was read the stupid flier!"

"That's enough Lucy- I mean Laxus. Jeez I never thought I would get a granddaughter. And one that I would love to-

"For the love of God do not finish that sentence!" "Lucy" screamed. Makarov held his ears. Lucy inside Laxus's body shook his head. She had to agree with him on that. She didn't want to know what he was going to say either.

"We have got bigger problems though," Makarov said...

So I decided to end it here based off all the feedback on people wanting to read Makarov punish people and I got ideas...and they are Zany! Rewriting this chapter and honestly felt like 3.8k words was acceptable. I was going to break this into two chapters but that didn't happen.

Plus note as of posting this I should go back to a regular updates weekly for all my stories. Sorry guys, my grandma got sick, and I'm working full time and things got jumbled but I'm hoping to be back.

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