MRRN CHIBI
Episode 1: Retake!
Disclaimer: I do not own RWBY Chibi. All rights go to Rooster Teeth.
Author's Notes: A special thanks to Engineer1869 for proposing some scenarios for this series.
In a plain white setting, a brown M, a red R, a white R and a green N drop in one at a time. Each member of MRRN appears from behind the letters in their Volume 3 attire, waving at the audience.
"MRRN Chibi!" they all introduced with enthusiasm.
"Cut!" Ozpin shouted, much to their frustration.
"What was that?" Nasser asked with an annoyed tone. "We got it on time, didn't we?"
"Your intro was too slow," Ozpin replied. "You need to be quicker. Go again.
-Take 2-
"MRRN Chibi!" Team MRRN shouted.
"Cut!" Ozpin called out.
"What is it this time?" Math groaned. "Seriously, what are we doing wrong?"
"As I said, your timing is off," Ozpin explained. "Get the letters back up and let's go for another take."
-Take 3-
"MRRN Chibi!" Team MRRN introduced, appearing from their letters.
"Cut!" Ozpin said over the megaphone before walking onto the white background. "Why you can't you four do as well as Team RWBY?"
"Oh, they do better than us?" Math questioned, annoyed by his Headmaster.
"Well, they are part of canon and you're not," Ozpin pointed out. The members of MRRN frowned at the Beacon Headmaster.
"Hey, at least our series isn't some copy and paste fanfic," Nasser brought up. "We're actual people, not…what's the word?"
"Gary Stus," Ruo answered.
"Yeah!" Nasser shouted. "We're not Gary Stus like most protagonists in RWBY stories."
"Or unbelievably overpowered at that," Math stated.
"Or boring," Robin added.
"Or lacking in character development," Ruo stepped in. "Can you say the same for the canon series?"
"In some respects, yes," Ozpin claimed.
"Well, one thing remains the same," Math stated. "So much happens right under your nose and you're too incompetent to notice it!"
"Like when Cinder infiltrated the CCT!" Robin brought up. "Or when-"
"Okay, enough!" Ozpin silenced. "Get the letters back in place and we'll take it again!"
-Take 14-
"MRRN Chibi!" Team MRRN cheered.
"Cut!" Ozpin spoke over his loudspeaker. "How many times-?"
"Get him!" Math told his teammates. They then jumped off the white setting and pounced onto Ozpin, getting into a fight with him.
-Take 15-
"MRRN Chibi!" Team MRRN cheered. They all smiled with great enthusiasm as their eyes shot in different directions. As expected, Ozpin was nowhere to be heard.
"Alright!" Robin cheered. "That's a keeper!"
"Sure is!" Math agreed. Suddenly, Ozpin appeared onto the set, tied with rope and gagged with tape. He silently gestured for MRRN to help him, but they simply walked off, having grown tired of Ozpin's constant nagging.
-Nasser twirls his knives around in a cool way for several seconds before accidentally tangling himself in them and falling off the green screen -
Sun looked around in Team MRRN's dorm, his arm slowly reached for a necklace that belonged to Nasser.
SNAP!
"Ow!" Sun cried out. He pulled his hand back to reveal that it was caught in a mousetrap.
"Nasser!"
-0-
Sun walked through the kitchen, looking upon a pan of meat under a glass. On the glass was a note that read "Property of Ruo-Jian Bai Hu: Do Not Touch. That means you, Sun Wukong."
Sun whistled before using his tail to knock the note off the glass before feigning innocence. He then used his tail again to lift the glass, triggering a trap that caused two bags of flour to fall on him, covering him in white powder. A note then fell to the floor, reading "You had it coming, Sun."
-0-
"Where's my sword?" Math wondered, his weapon missing from where he had last put it. He extended his arm and used his Semblance to summon his weapon back.
"Ow! Hey, hey! *crash* Ow! What is wrong with this thing? Why is it alive? *slam* Oh, that's going to hurt when I pee! *ding* Now I can't hear anything!"
Claiomh Solais flew back to Math's hand, Sun holding onto the hilt of the blade as well, dazed from the sudden pain. The Kendrick groaned before removing Sun's hand from his weapon and kicking him out of the window. He then looked down at his sword.
"When was the last time I used this in the series?" he wondered about his Aura Swords.
-0-
"Oh, sweet joy," Sun moaned as he saw a large bag of BBQ chips on Nasser's bed. He flipped into the dorm from the window, opened the bag and ate a few chips. Suddenly, his mouth started to burn and his forehead started to sweat.
He noticed a label on the bag and peeled it off. He wasn't eating BBQ chips, he was eating Ghost Pepper chips!
"Hot!" he cried out before jumping out the window, his mouth filled with smoke. Nasser opened the closet door and walked over, chuckling as he approached the window and closed it.
"Aah, I enjoy seeing him suffer," he sighed with contentment.
-Ruo appears on a white screen before turning invisible again. He then pounces at the glass, only to bounce back-
Ruo and Ren sat at a table, reading books and enjoying Mistrali-based tea.
"You know, we have a lot in common," Ruo insisted as he took a sip.
"What do you mean?" Ren questioned the White Tiger Faunus.
"We both date pretty outgoing women and we're quite calm guys," Ruo answered.
"I can agree with that," Ren responded. "Though Nora and I aren't really dating. We're close, but we're not romantic like you and Yang. We do have other things in common, though."
"Yeah," Ruo agreed. "We're both martial artists. We're both from Anima. We both spend a lot of time with women who are our nearly polar opposites and-"
"We both need to stop them!" Ren panicked. Ruo raised an eyebrow in confusion before looking back to see Nora and Yang about to fly on Bumblebee with rockets attached to the end.
"NO!" they cried out.
"Let's blast off!" Nora cheered as she lit the rockets. Just as Ruo and Ren got there, Bumblebee flew off, accidentally knocking Yang and Nora off and onto the ground. Ruo sighed.
"What am I going to do with you?"
"Kiss me, love me, let me have your babies," Yang shamelessly responded. "Just buy me dinner first."
"Oh, geez," Ruo sighed. "We really can't control who we fall in love with, can we?"
-Math stands in the center of the screen with Claiomh Solais, then imbues it with two Aura Swords and unleashing a wave of brown Aura…accidentally destroying the TV-
"That was a good lunch," Math chuckled as he and Pyrrha walked down the sidewalk of Vale. "Anything else?"
"I'm satisfied," she replied with a smile, pecking her boyfriend's cheek.
"Well, what's wrong with this picture?" an arrogant voice greeted, belonging to Jason Currant, which caused both Math and Pyrrha's faces to sour. "I think that Pyrrha's supposed to be with me, not you."
"I have no interest in an arrogant egotist like you," Pyrrha dismissed, her tone calm but stern. "Now leave before you ruin our date."
"Oh, please," Jason bragged. "Why don't you ditch the loser and hang out with a real man?"
"Get lost!" Math shouted. He unsheathed Claiomh Solais and used his Semblance to throw a brown Aura wave at Jason, sending him flying.
"She's my cinnamon roll! You can't have her!" He looked back at Pyrrha, his angered expression immediately changing to embarrassment as he sheathed his sword. Pyrrha just smiled warmly and took Math's hand in her own, continuing to walk down the streets of Vale as Jason continued flying.