So this is my second TLH fanfic. So I will try my best to continue the story of Hard Knock Life and Knock Back at Life Harder! By MasterCaster Mostly because there are some loose ends that need to be taken care of. Also, there may be some things wrong And I'm sorry if I didn't see any mistakes.

Lily's Call

The past two years since her older brother's disappearance was hard for the youngest Loud. When Lincoln left with this other woman she believed that he did so out of spite for the two families. Every now and then when she looked at the twins he left behind she wondered 'why was she related to him?' A no-good dirty cheater who is only going to cheat on his next girlfriend and so on and so forth, and continue the cycle until his face is either plaster on the internet or the telly. Bringing more shame to their family name.'

This was something she really didn't need.

She really despised her brother for the two years he was gone, wishing she never picked up his hobby of playing games, reading comics, and taking up art.

Yes, she was an a+ student with some b's here and there. But she regretted everything that her brother loves.

That was until her last babysitting job when she realized something wasn't right. When she commented about their father and apologized for him leaving them, the two just laughed and was grateful that the buzzkill was gone. She then asked what did they meant, and the two proceeded to tell their aunt all the atrocities he did. He tried to ground them when they talked back, yell at them, being a parent to those ungrateful brats. Lily was about to scold them. Despite her hatred toward her only brother, she still sees him doing good for his kids like the parent he is. When Chandler and Ronnie Anne came through the door from their date, the kids ran up and welcomed the parents' home with a hug. Ronnie Anne and Chandler return the hugs before rushing back to get ready for bed.

Ronnie Anne walked past Lilly, not even giving her a hi or thank you. Confusion washed over the young girl's head but put it on the side. The 16-year-old shrug, thinking she was still angry with how her brother basically eloping with another woman. And she couldn't blame her. If Carlitos did that she would be mad at anyone related to him.

What happened next was something that caught Lily off guard. Chandler the man who seemingly said that he was a better man then her brother was hitting on her. The man who claimed to love her brother's wife was hitting on a minor. Tho in his defense Lily looked more like an 18-year-old. She had a chest that rivals Leni when she was her age, slender legs, she also wore a purple and black dress that showcased her thighs. Her knee-high stocking didn't help but to add on to her attractiveness. Boys and some girls would come up and ask her out, only for her to decline and told them she had someone in mind.

But what broke the straw was a comment.

'I took Larry's girl, though she never loved him to begin with, and I can take one of his sisters, you'll come around to taste this Chandler meat soon.'

With that, she told him she wasn't interested then just took the money, which was 100 dollars plus an extra 50 if she changed her mind. Lily got in the family van (Because Lynn Sr never passed it down to his own son because he was a failure in his eyes) and drove away. That was the last time she saw them.

After she got home, Lily walked into the house and proceeded to tell her parents what Chandler did.

The rest you should know.

During one of her older sisters' visits, Lily pulled Lucy to the side and asked her the truth. What happened to Lincoln? Why did he run off the way he did? Lucy must have known something.

The seventh eldest child proceeded to give her what her baby sister wanted.

The truth.

The truth about what the family did to the 'rejects'.

What they did to Leni, Lana, herself and her brother.

After hearing Lucy's story, she shook her head, not believing her at first. Until Lucy showed her the video to her brother's wedding. Each child that got married had two copies. They gave one to their parents for memorial purposes and the other the child kept for themselves.

Lily watched carefully and notices a few things. The first was how sad her brother was during the event. Like he was marrying a monster who turned out to be Ronnie Anne. The second was the smirk Lori was making. And finally, it was HER. She remembers being in the altar for hours on end waiting for the bride to show up. When she finally arrives Something wasn't right. Her hair despite being tied in a bun had a few strains. Lily knew that a wedding for a woman was her perfect day. But it seems like Ronnie Anne didn't want to be there, at her own wedding.

She was bored.

When the vows were made instead of a kiss of passion and love like she heard and or saw. Ronnie Anne simply rolled her eyes and pecked on her brother's lips like she just wanted to get this thing over with. But what shocked her more, was when she punched her brother in the face for smashing a slice of the wedding cake in hers. Lily being a little girl at the time was in the bathroom and missed the whole thing.

Lucy told her everything that Ronnie did, from cheating, the verbal abuse, and even insulted his food. Lily knew that her brother's food was good. The few times she visited and stayed for dinner, her plate was clean, but Ronnie's plate wasn't, she took a few bites before tossing it into the trash.

It all dawned on her the kind of person Ronnie Anne was.

She was no angel sent from the heavens.

She was a bitch that ruined her brother's life.

And the rest of the family was blind to this.

Lily was ashamed of her family.

But most of all she was ashamed of herself.

For the night after realizing she had a hand on brother leaving she cried, wishing to take back all the hateful things she said about him.

Lucy decided to stay with her baby sister and comfort her as best she could, telling her that it wasn't her fault.

The next day was different, Lily refuses to speak to anyone in her family. Not Lisa, Not her mother or father, Not even Lori who moved next door with her kids. Instead, she just huffed at them and walked to school.

She tried to call her brother a few times but changed his number which broke the youngest child to the Loud even more.

This silence and resentment continued to happen for a couple of weeks. That was until Rita and Lynn pull her to the side, and demanded what was going on.

She told them everything about what Lucy told them. The parents were shocked. Not for her to drop some colorful words about Ronnie Anne, but for the star children. She even told them to watch the video of their son's wedding and look at the expressions on his face, before marching upstairs and slamming the door shut.


Two weeks later.

Lily was sitting in her room, which used to belong to Luna and Luan. She had gotten this room after the two moved out, that and Lisa would most likely cause an explosion within the room the two used to share, thus endangering both herself and her younger sister either by the blast or the various chemicals that filled the room.

It was for the best.

Anyway, she was sitting at her desk, doing some art commissions until her phone rang. She looked at the device.

A number she has never seen before.

With a sigh the teen swipes it on the right, accepting the call, thinking it was someone to offer there serves for the college choices.

"Hello?"

"Is this Lily?"

Her eyes widened after hearing the voice. No way it couldn't be.

"L-Lincoln?" She asked hoping this wasn't a prank call.

"That's my name." He chuckled.

"Oh my god, it really is you, you have no idea how much I miss you!"

"Oh, I can tell Lilybug. How has my baby sister been."

Lily was about to cry after hearing his voice. Lucky for her, no one was around at this time. Lynn and Lola, as well as Lynn Sr and Rita, were at work, and Lisa was in her room like the hermit she is.

"I-I been doing well, Big Brother."

"That's good. I wanted to call you a few times now, but I figure you blocked my number."

"I had. I even block you on of all my social media. Me tube, Skinbook, Chipper, that was until Lucy told me everything."

"Lily."

"Ever since you left without a trace, I-I-I-I-I Hated you Lincoln" She sniffed. "I despise you for two years, I wanted to destroy everything that you own back in the house. But after seeing the kind of people that made your life miserable, after seeing what that. . .that bitch did to you. What we did to you."

"Lily."

"I'm a terrible sister."

At this point, Lily started to cry.

"Lily! You are not at fault here. You were young when everything happened."

"E-even when you presented your proof of HER cheating on you, we still sided with her." This only made Lily cry even more.

"Lilybug." Lincoln wished he was there, just to hug his baby sister, and to tell her that everything was alright. But being across Lake Michigan He couldn't do that. At least not right now.

He waited for her to calm down, and once she did, Lincoln began to speak. "Look if I tell you this, you promise not to tell anyone. Not our parents, not Lynn, or Lola, nor Lori."

"After what they did, I don't talk to them anymore. And the only ones I talk to are Lucy, Lana, Luan, Luna, Leni, and Lori's kids. And mom and dad, sometimes."

"I'm coming back to Royal Woods after the baby is delivered."

"Yay big brother is comin-Wait? Baby? You're having another baby!?" Lily asked replacing sadness with a look of shock and glee. "Is it a boy or a girl? Have you picked a Name? Oh oh oh If you haven't named her Lilac. Lilac sounds like a beautiful name." Lily just squealed in delight which made Lincoln chuckle over the phone.

That was the baby sister he remembered.

"Ok ok for starters, it's a girl, and we already came up with the name."

"Oh, what is it then?"

On the other line, Lincoln swore he could hear her huff in disappointment.

"We decided to name her Serenity." Lincoln said hoping to make his baby sister happy, Lilac was a nice name."

"Oh is it because you find Peace and Serenity where you're at."

"Basically. Serenity Lilac Loud does have a nice ring to it."

"Oh speaking of babies. . .I think the twins are not yours."

". . .I know they're mine, Lily. . .I slept with Ronnie Anne when I was with her."

"Look, Lincoln. The bitch that shall not be named cheated on you, before you even pop the question. I mean who shows up two hours late, at their own wedding? She gave you a peck after vows, and punched you when you splatter cake in her face, who the hell does that? And to make it worse is that d bag she called husband tried to hit on me."

"I know about that." Lincoln said with a low growled. "If I ever saw that no good dirty piece of."

"Big Brother I know you're angry, hell dad got angry as well, but there is an old saying, what goes around comes around."

Lincoln sighed. "So what's going on with you and the others?" He asked, hoping to change the subject. "Have any boyfriends? You're keeping secrets from your big brother?"

"Well...if you must know I'm kind of like Lucy. Single and focusing on my studies since I haven't found the one yet."

"That's good, don't want to come back and find out that my baby sister is expecting." The two laughed for a while.

"You know the others miss you." Lily said, releasing a sighed. "I only wish you can make it to Lana's wedding. Everybody is going to be there other than Lori, Lynn, and Lola. "

"Wait why those three?"

"Lola is self-explanatory. But from what Lana told me she rather be shot in the head, then raped by some dirty creep from overseas that shoot her than to have her twin at her wedding." Lily said somberly. "Lori...with how she treated us, also she still wants to kill you for her divorce, so Lana didn't invite her. And Lynn, after the whole incident with the steroids she felt that her being there would hurt the reputation of her shop by inviting that fraud."

"You know I would agree with you on that, but despite everything they did, they are still family. Yes, those three deserve what happened to them but we're better than that."

"Say, big brother. I know this isn't much but I was wondering if I can visit you? Even though you're coming back, I know you're going to avoid us by any means, but I would like to see my niece. I know both those twins that you claimed to be yours are as spoiled as their mother and stepfather but I know you're a great dad. Better than our father has ever been, and, I want to be there in Serenity's life." Lily spoke, her voice creaking. "I want her to know that she has aunts that would love her as much as her parents."

"I don't know Lily. The whole reason I ran away was not only for my own happiness but to protect Jordan and the baby from the others." Lincoln sighed. Lily somehow knew her older brother was frowning on the other line. "One day I'll let you see her, but for now I don't want to risk it. And don't go asking Lisa for my whereabouts, she'll that would only lead to a dead end."

"What do you mean by that?"

"Trust me Lilybug you don't want to know."

"Um ok. . .I trust you Lincoln."

The two stayed quiet for a couple of minutes until Lily finally spoke.

"You know I watch the shows you worked on with Mom and Dad. And sad to say, I'm hooked on some of them. Like the Full House Gang. And I really can't wait for the movie to come out"

"I'm not helping the show, nor the movie, even tho I told them to take my name out of the credits."

"Why? I thought it was your dream?"

"It was until Lori tainted my dreams with that blackmailed so she could still be with her dumb blind Boo Boo Bear bastard who used to be the big brother I never had, and even then my dreams were tainted by the others, so when they asked me to help, I decline." Lily knew full well what it means to him. The full house gang he created concepts from all of his sisters. With how everyone treated him, it understandable that he refused to help animate the very thing he created.

And now he felt like J Robert Oppenheimer.

"I still animated Ace Savvy and One Eye Jack. Hell, I'm helping with some concept art and ideas for the duo's live-action movie."

"Cool! I can't wait. By the way, I have been drawing some concept art for some of the shows you make. You know, OCs Can I show you them?"

"You don't need to ask. You can send me your drawings anytime. Heck, it even helps me improve on my own." Lincoln could hear her baby sister cheering, gathering all as much as he could.

"Ok, I'll send them to you later, maybe after this call."

"I can't wait."

"Look, Big brother. . .I miss you, we all miss you. I want to see my big brother again. I want to see my new sister-in-law. I want to see my niece. I-I-I just want us to be a family again. "

"I know Lilybug, and I'm planning on calling everyone."

"Even those three, and HER?" Lincoln heard her growl when she mentioned his first wife.

"Yes, at some point. As for Ronnie Anne. We're still married under Michigan Law. And even if I run away from everything in Royal Woods, I never claim to be dead with my name being on comics and t.v shows. Yet I still want to see my children, even if they forgot about me."

"I'm not going to lie to you Lincoln but they don't want to see you. Mom and Dad regret everything that happens to you and wish they had intervened with all the crap you had to deal with during your childhood and wedding. They even regret not listening to you when you show them proof of HER cheating." Lily frowned but it turned into a grin. "Oh, I bet you'll love to hear this. So like I still keep in contact with Lori children. And even babysit a few of them. I know you heard about who Bobby married right?"

"Carol Pingrey/Santiago. Yea Lucy told me."

"Well for what one of them told me, Carol is making Bobby sleep in their basement. Apparently they got into a fight about his sister's attitude towards her children. She found out about you and the terrible marriage you were in, And well Carol lashed out on Bobby for being blind. She still loves him which is why they're still together."

"Woah? That's harsh. I mean I slept on the couch a couple of times after me and Jordan argued about some stupid stuff but the basement."

"Yea I mean Carol isn't happy on how you left, but she understands. Also, Mom, Dad, and Lori aren't on speaking terms."

"What did she do?" Lincoln was now interested in this gossip.

"It's not what she did, but what she's done. So Mom and Dad figured out that Lori forced you to date and marry that wetback bitch, and things didn't end well." Lincoln frown from hearing Lily calling Ronnie Anne a wetback.

"Lily, please refrain from any racial name-calling."

"But that's what she is. A no-good cheating wetback whore." The youngest loud was surprised hearing he would defend her, even after all she did.

"I know but you don't have to get racial. A bitch, whore, slut, or cunt is enough to describe her."

"Ok so back to the story. Mom and Dad found out what Lori did to you, and she confesses that it was all your fault that her dreams were ruined. That she forced you to date that slut because you hurt her feelings when the two of you were kids. Naturally, they were angry at you but realized that kids would do dumb shit. Also, you were 11 at the time. But she also said that because her boyfriend broke up with her, which again was understandable. However, she continued. Making you go on dates, and stuff just to please her that blind asshole. When both that slut and her blind brother moved, that anger turned from you towards Lori since she made you break it off with Jordan, and apologized to a bitch who didn't even like you in front of her entire family. And that she, Lola and Lynn Jr was the reason you went through Middle School and High School all depressed. And that if you dated any other girl that isn't named bitch that Lynn would cripple you for being a cheater. It also didn't help that they watched the wedding videos and saw that you were utterly depressed throughout the whole event. And mom put two and two together."

"And what happens next," Lincoln asked.

"Well, Mom and Dad were heartbroken. I guess reality slapped them after watching the tape. Mom slapped Lori called her a selfish bitch and told her to get the fuck out of this house. Words were exchanged and well Lori left. As far as I know, the only one who tries to speak to her is Leni."

"Leni does have a good heart. But mom didn't have to slap Lori, even if she did literally deserve it."

"Well I'm not complaining, maybe that slap will make her open her eyes."

"We can hope." Just then the front door opened to the loud residents. Lily knew that Lola would be the first to arrive home who would immediately rush into the bathroom to remove all the grease, oils, and the scent of beef that she collected during her shift, then Lynn. And if any of the two knew that she was talking to Lincoln he would never call her again, and she didn't want that.

"Anyway, big brother it was nice to hear from you again. Lola just got back and I'll talk to you again, and I'll make sure to send you those photos."

"It's nice to hear your voice as well. Cya Lilybug."

"Bye Onii-chan." The two laughed a bit, before hanging up. With a sigh, Lily place her phone on the bed. Getting up, she walked over to the end of the hallway and by a passing Lola who rushed into the bathroom shutting the door behind her. The youngest Loud made her way to her former room which now belongs to Lisa.

Normally she'll knock to let her older sister know that she had company. But after living with Lisa it was best to just walk in, say hi and walk out. The 20-year-old woman was sitting at her desk, looking up into a monitor of an enhanced map of the U.S. 13 dots were blinking on the screen. Most of the lights were in Michigan. One was blinking in California, another in Texas and another one was on the move, crossing between New Mexico and Arizona.

"Lisa?" Lilly asked, walking into the room, and closing the door. The woman in question turned around to look at her younger sister. "I want to ask you for a favor."

"Ah youngest sibling unit, what is it that you require of me?" Lisa asked in her robotic tone.

"It's about Lincoln, I want to-" Lisa raised her hand, silencing her little sister.

"I know what you're going to ask of me, and while I'm not pleased to be a part of this nonsense, I do wish to see Lincoln and Serenity, when she's born." Lily raises a brow at this.

"How?"

"I tapped the lines," Lisa said nonchalantly. "But that's not the reason you're here." She said, turning to her desk, and opened the drawer. He pulls out a piece of paper and hands it towards her sister. "You want to know if our male sibling offspring are really his offspring, am I corrected with that assumption?"

Lily nodded. "Ok, but how did you get those?"

Lisa quickly darted her eyes back and forward. "That's not important," Lisa said quickly dodging the question. "But, if you read the information you'll have your answer."

Lily did so, then gasped at what she read. Her eyes turned to Lisa who nodded. "If Lincoln finds out about this."

"I know but that's not all. I did some snooping on this Chandler guy and it seems he isn't all that faithful to our male sibling first mate."

"You mean?" Lily asked for her older sister to nod once more.

"As for how many more than 10, and that only an educated guess."


So this is chapter one of many. I wanted to get Lily out of the way Well she seems to be the easiest one and other than the two years she doesn't have that much-hated toward Lincoln That hardest one will be Luna because well I don't know my bible verses.

(That what google is for)

(Shut up bitch)

Anyway like I said Luna is going to be the hardest one.

So here's a question, Should I redeem Lori, Lynn, and Lola? I mean karma seems to give them a slap but again this is the Loud family.

Also for the record, I do not hate Ronniecoln, in fact, I would enjoy seeing that ship sail on the show but if it doesn't happen, I'm not losing any sleep on it.

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