Take It Back!

Disclaimer: Too much time on my hands at work and reading 'Chuck' fics inspired this bit of fun.

"Chuck! Take it back!" Demanded Sarah with a scowl as she and her boyfriend, Chuck, made their way into the court yard of the Echo Park Apartment complex.

Her yell attracting the attention of Ellie, Captain Awesome, and one Morgan Grimes thanks to the fact the window in the Bartowski/Woodcomb home was open. "Nope, I can't. Sorry."

"Chuck! You know its not true!"

"If it wasn't, I wouldn't have said it, Sarah."

Her scowl deepened as the trio wondered what was going on. "Take it back!"

"I can't do it, I won't do it, I'll even throw in an I shan't do it." Intoned Chuck gravely.

Huffing unhappily over her boyfriend's stubbornness, Sarah quickly got in his way. "Chuck Bartowski! If you don't take back what you said, so help me God I will… I will…"

"You'll what?" He asked in a challenging manner with his eyes narrowed.

"I will MAKE you sleep on the couch for a month and you won't be allowed to touch me whatsoever!"

A certain trio were shocked by that threat as they all knew just how… Hands on Chuck and Sarah could be and had been since they finally got their acts together! Chuck stared at her as his arms crossed and to their shock, along with Sarah's, put his head back and laughed his ass off. Sarah glared at him as she crossed her own arms. You are THIS close, Bartowski! I know many ways to hurt you!

Not that she would do it but still! "Are you done?" She asked in annoyance as his laughter subsided.

Chuck just nodded with a grin as he wiped the tears of joy out of his eyes. "Oh yeah, I needed that."

He quickly pecked a kiss on her lips and whistled a tune as he made his way inside the home he shared with his sister and her husband. Sarah hot on his heels with that glare of her's still present. "Take it back, Chuck! I do NOT get jealous! It'll be two months on the couch if you don't take that comment back, damnit!"

The look he gave her told her that clearly, he really didn't believe that and she grumbled in annoyance. Morgan, meanwhile, was seen nodding his head as if this now suddenly explained everything. "Sarah, my love, you don't have the guts to follow through on that threat and you know it." Chuck told her with a maddening smirk on his lips.

"I do too!"

"Sweetheart, I went half a decade without sex." He reminded smugly.

As if he were heavily implying that he could do so again if Sarah followed through on her threat. Sarah's glare intensified before she found herself uncharacteristically stomping her foot and going 'Ugh!' "Ooh, you are impossible, Chuck! I am not jealous and you know it! Now, take it back or I'll hurt you in all the ways I know!"

"Sarah, its okay to admit you have a problem. The first step to dealing with it is admitting it. That girl was not, in anyway, flirting with me. We were just talking." He replied as if being threatened seriously by her wasn't even a thing to worry about much to the surprise of the trio still very much present.

"Furthermore, Casey has extensive research on the subject that you, Sarah Walker, get jealous when women, particularly Brunette women, come anywhere near me. He also let slip that you tried talking a friend of yours into working at the Buy More to keep an eye on these Brunette haired women for you."

Sarah's jaw dropped unhappily before she closed it. "That… That bastard!" She cried out indignantly!

John Casey was SO getting his ass kicked now! A huff then escaped her as she finally admitted the truth. "FINE! I am jealous! Happy now!?"

Her Chuck stepped forward and wrapped his arms around her, something she weakly tried to fight at first but the feel of him so close to her just made her not have the strength. "No, actually, I'm not." Chuck told her honestly.

His Sarah's eyes widened as she looked up at him. "I'm not happy because you shouldn't be jealous of those girls, Sarah. They can show me all the interest in the world but none of it will ever matter. Do you know why?"

She silently shook her head in the negative. "Because, they don't and will not ever have my heart. None of them are you, Sarah Walker. You and only you have my heart. And it'll stay that way until my final breath."

"Oh… Chuck…" Came her whisper as her heart swelled in pure happiness.

The two lovebirds embraced in a passionate kiss, pouring everything into it. "That's… That's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen." Sniffled Morgan, breaking the moment entirely and making the two lovebirds realize they weren't alone.

Ellie groaned in embarrassment while Awesome had a huge grin on his face. "That's my bro." He said proudly as Morgan, too overwhelmed by his feelings, hugged his best friend tightly before doing the same to his lady friend before going back to stand besides Ellie and Awesome. Which meant Ellie had to deal with Morgan wrapping her in a hug so he could cry on her to deal with how beautiful that whole scene was. Meanwhile, if Ellie was embarrassed, Chuck and Sarah were perhaps more so! Or, well… Maybe just Sarah as Chuck just seemed pretty happy and amused by this latest turn of events. "Let's, let's go to your room, baby." Sarah said while scowling at the fact that their moment had been ruined by Morgan of all people!

Which… Wasn't the first time something like that had happened but still! Someone needed to have a word with him! "Ehh… I like where I'm at actually."

"Chuck!"

"Sarah!" Replied her boyfriend in mock indignation and thereby, starting off another fun filled argument between the two!

Author's Notes: Now that was enjoyable to write!