Mina Ashido slammed the table in front of her, making the gathered members of 1-A jump, Tenya Iida on his feet immediately to give a lecture that the pink skinned girl immediately cut off. "Ashido you cannot-"

"Alright so! I've gathered you all here today to get an answer to a question so important the entire world- nay, the multiverse might depend on it! A question regarding one Izuku Midoriya!" The others leaned forward, curious about what she was going to say about the resident freckled teen. "Who the heck is he dating in class 1-B?"

There was silence for a moment before Momo sighed. "Ashido, did you gather all of us to gossip about Izuku's love life?"

"Not to gossip! Well kinda I guess, but just hear me out! It's like a total mystery and it's bugging me."

"Mystery? No offense Mina but it's obvious as hell who he's dating in their class." Kyoka scoffed.

A few certain members of the class nodded their agreement while others looked confused.

"Midoriya got a chick?!" Kaminari and Mineta exclaimed at the same time, wide eyed, getting eye rolls from everyone else.

"Of course he fucking didn't! No chick would want anything to do with the damn nerd." Bakugou growled, standing up and getting ready to stalk off. "No one in their right mind would say yes to dating that fucker."

"I would." Mina spoke up.

"Me." Kyoka said simply

"I mean have you seen him? Ribbit." Tsuyu said simply.

"He is rather cute." Momo admitted with red cheeks.

"Totally would have said yes if Midori asked!" Tooru chirped happily.

"Definitely a better choice than an angry oversized toddler like you." Ochaco said, taking a sip of her water, ignoring the following explosion.

"FUCK YOU ROUND CHEEKS!" The blonde shouted, before turning and storming off. The brunette just rolled her eyes, while Mineta and Kaminari looked like their brains had fried

"That lucky smooth bastard." Mineta grumbled, promptly being ignored by everyone else as they turned to address the initial issue.

"I'm sorry Ashido but this is silly. We shouldn't be gossiping about Izuku at all." Momo said with a frown.

'And Jirou is right, it's super obvious anyways.' Koda signed with a sigh, getting ready to leave himself. However, all were halted by Mina's sudden smirk.

"Alright fine, I'll let it go… if you all say the name of the person he's dating."

Kyoka rolled her eyes, and a few others sighed as they spoke up to end this gossip session, but something interesting happened as they all began to give their answers.

'Kodai.'/"Shiozaki."/"Yanagi."/"The American transfer."/"The mushroom girl."/"Definitely Setsuna- Huh?"

Everyone stopped when they all gave separate answers and after hearing this, Iida raised a brow. "…I hope I am not somehow being pulled into an unwitting ruse, but I now must state to you all, Midoriya is most certainly dating 1-B's class president. Kendou."

"Uh, no offense Prez, but I'm pretty confident in what I saw." Tooru scoffed. "Totally with Setsuna, the lizard gal."

"See, this is what I mean!" Mina suddenly spoke up, gesticulating wildly as she started pacing. "It's the whole reason I brought it up to everyone, it seems like everyone thinks Izuku is dating a different girl from that class. I mean he must be dating one of them but then what's with the rest of them?"

Koda nervously raised his hand, clearing his throat quietly yet managing to quickly grab everyone's attention as he started signing. 'I say it was Kodai because of something I walked in on.'

Mina's eyes widened before a massive grin came onto her face and she sat down, putting her knuckles under her chin as she leaned on the table, propped up by her elbows. "Oh do tell me more Koda!"

Koda looked around, and was surprised to see even Momo and Iida were reluctantly listening in. it seemed this mystery was confusing everyone.

Seeing that he had everyone's attention, he mentally apologized to Izuku before he began to sign out the story of what he walked in on.

'Just need some carrots and some tomatoes for Beatrice.' Koda thought to himself, as he wandered onto the grounds of the U.A. gardens. There were usually only General Education students out here and once a week, a few select students with an interest in gardening who came for extra-curricular lessons but neither kind of student was around at the moment.

Koda himself came here quite often with permission from the principal for the sake of his bunny, Beatrice. (He had named her after an English name he really liked.)

He couldn't leave the U.A. grounds to pick up more food for his furry friend, so he had to go to the gardens to pick vegetables out for her whenever he ran out of feed, until Aizawa could order in some more for him.

His time picking out the vegetables he needed proved to be fairly uneventful for the most part, though that did change near the end. After he picked up all the carrots he could possibly need and was finishing up picking out some tomatoes, he heard a nervous chuckling sound that was… familiar.

Curious, Koda looked around and saw, of all people, Izuku and Yui Kodai from 1-B sitting on the floor together, Izuku cross-legged and Yui more sitting on her own legs.

He wasn't sure why but he felt like he shouldn't let them see him and ended up hiding behind a fortunately rather comically oversized tree, peering out and watching.

He knew he probably should have just grabbed another tomato or two then left, but curiosity had overtaken him. He would end up being somewhat glad he stayed, as he then got to bear witness to possibly the fluffiest thing he'd seen in his life, and he was including the Samoyed puppy his mother had at home.

"R-Ready for another one, Y-Yui?"

"Mm,"

"O-Okay then…" Izuku took one of the tomatoes off the bush beside him, Yui's stoic face seemingly lighting up slightly and the corners of her mouth quirking up into a small smile as Izuku held it towards her. "You're d-definitely sure this is o-okay?"

"Mmm. Absolutely, don't worry. Now… Ahh!" Yui opened her mouth and Izuku let out another nervous chuckle as he gently set the vegetable on the edge of her mouth, letting her bite down into it as she gently took Izuku's wrist into her hand. Her eyes lit up as she swallowed. "MMM!"

"You r-really like these, huh?" Izuku observed, getting a nod from the black haired teen. She then picked out a tomato of her own, holding it out gently to Izuku who took a bite of it as well, his own one still held out to her.

They stopped talking for a moment, just gently feeding each other, simply warmth and kindness in their eyes as they fed each other.

If Koda had to choose a word to describe their actions, it was 'loving'.

Lovingly feeding each other tomatoes, it was hardly what he expected to find, or for Izuku to be part of. The animal whisperer had to admit one thing, it was absolutely adorable.

It only got even more cute as well when Izuku spoke up again.

"C-Can I ask why? I m-mean I know t-they're your favourite f-food, I just mean…"

"Mm. They're juicy, like you."

Izuku's eyes widened as his face went completely red. "Y-Yui!"

"I am not wrong. They make me feel odd when I eat them, it's a nice sensation I don't get with other foods. They're my favourite food… but I only recently came to truly adore them."

"And w-why is that?"

"Because they remind me of your adorable face when it is like it is now."

Izuku let out a squeak and just grabbed another tomato, holding it out to the girl for her to eat and keep her quiet so he could recover from his embarrassment.

Koda just smiled to himself, deciding to leave having seen enough. 'Good for him.'

He could come back for a single tomato later.

(When he did, it seemed Yui's love of tomatoes had actually been even greater than he thought, as it took him an hour to find any fresh tomatoes to pick in the entire garden.)

Mina was squealing in delight by the time Koda finished up his story, eyes bright as she heard the romantic tale. "Lovingly feeding his true love her favourite food, oh that's so romantic! That's amazing!"

"Hold on Mina, I don't think it proves anything." Kyoka says, with a narrowed gaze.

"What?! Lovingly feeding Yui tomatoes? That has to prove it's her, right?" Kaminari asked, scratching the back of his neck. "I mean Jirou, it's not exactly something you do with normal friends."

"Yeah, normal being the operative word there." Kyoka pointed out. "But none of us really know what happened with Izuku and the 1-B girls. I mean all we know is they started hanging out a while back out of nowhere. Izuku always seems pretty comfortable around them though, maybe they're at that level where they're comfortable even in more… awkward situations. Like best friends-"

"WHAT?!" Ochaco suddenly jumped to her feet with a rapidly forming aura that threatened death to any who opposed her, glaring at the purple haired girl. "They're replacing me!"

"Hey, hey, hey! Calm down Ochaco!" Tooru quickly tried to soothe the brunette, placing a hand on her shoulder and pulling her back down onto the couch. "No one is replacing you as Midori's best best friend. Just, he might have some other new best friends now."

"…Hmph." The girl just grumbled to herself, pulling her knees up to her chest and hugging them, mumbling quietly to herself. "…Dang right I'm still his bestie. Tells me everything- Wait he didn't tell me about any girlfriend. Someone remind me to kill him if he is dating Yui! I would have told him if I was dating someone immediately!"

"...Truly, jealousy turns one into a terrifying maiden of death." Tokoyami muttered with eyes that attested to having seen unspeakable horrors as he sweated. "To think this rage that taints the surface is just that, only the surface of the darkness within."

"Alright Mister edgy McSteak-knife, tame your inner Edgar Allen Poe." Mina said, before raising a brow. "Back to the original topic at hand, what about Kodai calling Midori 'juicy'? That seems like a pretty big clue."

Momo snorted, before blushing. "Apologies, that was rude of me. However, I do not think Kodai's…. bluntness is quite so useful for determining a relationship status. She is what I believe one of you would call… ah, incredibly thirsty."

"Isn't everyone when they look at Midori?" Tooru sighed wistfully. Everyone turned to stare at her with raised brows. "What? Don't tell me you've never thought that."

"Irrelevant." Kyoka tried to brush the notion away, looking elsewhere. "Also Momo, you calling someone thirsty? Odd hearing you use slang. Let's see if you got it right, why are you calling her that."

"W-Well… she saw my exposed chest at one point when we were all getting changed after a joint training exercise, s-she looked at me right after and um…" Momo went as red as she could go as she quoted the stoic 1-B girl, word for word. "'Nice tits, looks comfy.'"

"….Okay yeah, she's thirsty as heck. Ribbit." Tsuyu nodded, knocking out Mineta with her tongue before he could make any comments and glaring at the few other boys in the room who might say anything. Kyoka just sat back with a shrug.

"Still say it's Yanagi." Seeing some confused looks from some of the class who paid less attention to their sister class, she quickly clarified. "Reiko. The telekinesis ghost girl. always talks in super fancy sentences. White hair."

"Oh her! Why are you so confident it's her, Kyo?" Mina pondered, tilting her head to the side. Kyoka sighed, crossing her arms and propping her feet on the table.

"Koda isn't the only one to have seen or heard something he wasn't meant to. You all got to promise you won't let a single peep of what I'm about to tell you leave this room though."

Once she got their sworn oaths that they would guard all the secrets she was about to reveal to them with their lives, the purple haired musician began to recount her tale.

Kyoka sighed, looking into the empty cupboards of the 1-A kitchen, seeing the last ingredient she needed for the dinner she'd been assigned to make that night was missing.

She sighed and took a moment to think, trying to come up with a solution when the idea hit her. She could go see if the 1-B dorms just had some spare she could borrow. It couldn't be too much of an issue, right?

With that thought in mind she'd turned and hurried out the kitchen, hurrying down the stairs and practically sprinting over to the 1-B dorms to get out of the cold as soon as possible.

She opened the door quietly, not wanting to accidentally disturb anyone and made her way inside, looking around and being surprised when she saw there were only two people in the common area, on the couch.

Izuku and Reiko, the white haired girl buried into the boy's side, arms wrapped around his waist while he let one hand remain over her.

'Well that's adorable. Green has a girlfriend now?'

"EEIIIIE!"

Kyoka jumped, putting a hand to her chest quietly as she looked to the TV and realized they were watching a horror movie. Izuku seemed amazingly unaffected to her surprise, while Reiko was shivering and cowering, burying her head into the freckled teens side.

"It's okay Rei Rei." Izuku muttered, surprisingly composed and calm for once as he rubbed his hand against her arm. "I'm here, you're safe."

"I am aware. Thank you." The ghost girl said in a quiet voice, nuzzling into him. "It's just hard to watch."

"I will never get why you like watching horror when you're so easily scared." Izuku said with a fond roll of his eyes as he laid his head against hers. She just let out a small hum.

"It is the thrill. It's-"

" EIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"FOOKIN' 'ELL!" Reiko suddenly exclaimed as she jumped miles in her skin, accidentally breaking the hug. A hand shot to her heart while Izuku backed away slightly with wide eyes.

Kyoka wore a similar look as Izuku, completely failing to hide herself as she raised a brow confused.

"Sorry, ah wisnae expecting that deafening scream fae th' motion picture. It startled me intae shouting obscenities. Apologies." The ghost girl explained in a slightly rougher voice than her usual one, before looking up and seeing the look Izuku was giving her. One of immense confusion. Suddenly Reiko's face went red and she sighed, turning back to normal. "Oh dear, I have just inadvertently slipped into my horrific accent, haven't I?"

"Uh… Yes- I mean, no! I mean…. Horrific?" Izuku questioned while readjusting, Reiko sighed.

"I'm half Scottish, on my father's side. I acquired his speech patterns as a youngling but… he talks so ridiculously that he is often grievously overlooked and also often a subject of ridicule. I couldn't see anyone caring about anything I had to say either if I were to communicate in any similar fashion so I had to pick up my mother's far more… pretentious way of speaking." She sighed. "Sorry you had to hear me sounding so-"

"Beautiful."

"Huh?"

Izuku gulped, before hugging her. "I think y-you're a-accent is beautiful, not h-horrific. And your w-way of speaking otherwise i-isn't pretentious, not to me. It's p-part of why I like you. I promise I won't stop t-taking you seriously just because you have an accent. If you w-want to talk normally around me, you always can."

"….Thank you." The ghost girl muttered after a moment, hugging him back. "It means a lot- I mean…. It's quite th' relief fur me. Ya have all mah gratitude."

Izuku smiled, his arms wrapping even tighter around her.

Kyoka couldn't contain it anymore and ended up cooing aloud, causing both teens to look and see her. Eyes widening, she started tripping up on her words as she tried to explain her presence. "Uh hi, I was just… I mean I came here to get some uh… didn't mean to intrude on… YANAGI'SACCENTISLOVELYBYE!"

With that she turned and ran, almost literally tripping up as she bolted back towards the 1-A dorms.

"Smooth, babe. Smooth." Mina snickered, getting a few eyebrows raised.

"Babe?" Denki questioned, starting to grin. "You two aren't-"

"So much for waiting, babe. " Kyoka scowled at Mina, getting surprised looks from everyone.

"Sorry." The pink skinned girl flushed purple, looking down. Kyoka sighed.

"It's fine, I was considering telling everyone soon anyways. Yeah, me and Mina are dating."

There was a sudden explosion of applause, making Mina grin wide and Kyoka smile a soft small smile of her own, looking around, before she took over command of the room.

"But yeah. I caught them cuddling and Yanagi has a Scottish accent. If anyone tells her I told you, I will kill you." She threatened, giving them all a look that made them all immediately promise tight lips. Mineta began to speak up only to be glared at. "Or any comments for that matter. It's a lovely accent and no one is going to say anything bad about it. Right?"

"R-Right!"

"Well, with Yui being the way she is, I guess cuddling Reiko is much more definitive-" Momo began to speak up, only for Sero to suddenly raise his hand.

"What about flowers and a kiss on the cheek?"

"…That sounds the most definitive so far." Mina purred, leaning over with a grin. "Spill, Sero!"

"Well, the school opened a few sections of the training city for religious students. Had various places of worship. So I was going to pray-"

"Wait back up, you're religious?" Mina asked, getting a nod. "You?"

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"…Nothing, just surprised. So you're off praying or whatever then you see Midoriya?"

"Yeah, this is what had me pretty confident until now that he was with Shiozaki…."

Sero had just gotten out of the church himself, breathing in the clean air and taking a moment to just look around as he tried to figure out what to do next with his day, walking on his way.

While he was thinking and observing the world around him, he'd ended up sitting down on a nearby bench when he'd suddenly noticed something he'd missed before.

Izuku was waiting at the base of the stairs in his usual clothes but he had a bouquet of red and white roses in his hands, cradled carefully in his hands.

A few students passed by him that the green haired teen paid no mind too. Eventually though, Ibara Shiozaki walked out, hands clasped together and a gentle smile gracing her face, Izuku's own lighting up like a Christmas tree.

Her own face did the same the moment her eyes laid upon him, her smile growing even larger as she picked up her pace down the stairs and suddenly pulled him into a hug.

"Izuku? What are you doing here?" She asked with a tone of surprised delight, Izuku hugging her back before he pulled away, smiling and holding the flowers out to her.

"Well, I know you m-miss getting to come to church with your p-parents. I can't bring them here t-to change that but I can at least t-try to help make sure you still have that p-pretty smile of yours for now w-when you get out. Just w-want you to be happy, Ibara." He explained, giving her the flowers. Her eyes lit up as she cooed, pulling him back into a tight hug and kissing his cheek.

"Mwah! You're too sweet, Izuku." She giggled, Izuku happily burying his head into her neck, their similar heights meaning he had to bend his head forward to do it.

"W-Well, maybe, but c-can you blame me for wanting to do n-nice things for you?"

"Well, I usually want to do the same for you so… guess I can't, sweetie." She sighed wistfully, taking his hand into her own. "Come on, let's head back to the dorms."

"Okay yeah that one is pretty conclusive as well. I mean cuddling is intimate and the whole accent thing, the beautiful and pretty comments were a bit more than usual for Izuku but if he was trying to make her feel better than I could see it still being a friendly thing. Cuddling is way more intimate and I'm surprised he'd be comfortable with it if he wasn't dating them but… well I can attest first hand it's not completely out of the question." Momo said, getting a few odd glances. "What? He just caught me on a bad day and well… I respond well to hugs. He just remembered that and kept doing it even if it embarrassed him any time I looked like I had a bad day."

"He did it once for me when I was about to go into hibernation and there were no blankets around, ribbit."

"We lost a bet once." Ochaco blushed. "But it was n-nice. Still odd he didn't freak out though with Yanagi."

Iida had an unreadable expression on his face, though some concern did seem to be showing through as he sat still in thought.

Tokoyami let out a sigh as he readjusted himself, gazing out upon them all with his mysterious gaze.

"I wonder if this might mean the purity of our shared ray of sunshine in the class has been tainted by a darkness most foul."

"What do you mean by that, dude? Sounds kinda accusing." Kirishima joked with a chuckle, only to see the bird teen simply continue to stare. His toothy smile dropped. "You're not… accusing Midoriya of what I think?"

"…I'm not ruling the possibility out, though perhaps it is not as I fear. It's a matter of if Shiozaki is aware of these other incidents and of… the incident I stumbled upon the other day. If nothing else, I can at least guarantee Komori and Tsunotori are aware of each other."

"Au revoir, mon ami!" Aoyoma called after Tokoyami as the bird boy exited the French teen's room, massaging his feathered head a little as his eyes readjusted to the normal level of light in the hallway.

He hadn't expected Aoyoma to be the classmate he would spend time with the most when he first moved into the dorms but as it would turn out, the phrase opposites attract would ring true.

While his 'dazzling' nature, as the blonde would put it, could be headache inducing, he was still better company than none and his room helped tame Dark Shadow, something the bird-headed teen was invariably grateful for.

"Right. I bid you farewell." Tokoyami nodded back, closing the door behind him and sinking a hand into his pocket as he turned, ready to retreat into his own abode.

However, a giggling noise caught his attention and he turned to see a sight he didn't expect. Kinoko Komori and Pony Tsunotori leaving Izuku's room. If that wasn't suspect enough there was also the matter of their outfits.

The brunette girl was wearing an oversized green hoodie that she was practically swimming in with how it completely smothered her, falling down to just above her knees. It was almost like a dress instead of a hoodie. Tokoyami was fairly confident it was a hand me down from Izuku's mother to him which raised the question of why the short 1-B girl was wearing it.

Beside her, the American was in an equally oversized All Might hoodie that was definitely Izuku's. She fit better in it than Kinoko fit in her green hoodie, but it was still incredibly oversized. Pony was giggling while Kinoko had a massive teasing smile.

What confused Tokoyami the most, aside from the girls wearing Izuku's clothes, was the fact they were both sweaty and dishevelled, hair sticking out at places. Yet despite looking like they had run marathons, they were wearing only hoodies and nothing else as far as he could tell. Not even leggings or trousers of some kind!

"He certainly seemed happier after all that. Shrooming definitely did its job~" Kinoko giggled, hand going behind Pony. The noise of a hand smacking against flesh sounded out, making Tokoyami's eyes go wide. Pony's eyes did the same as she let out a small 'eep', jumping before turning with a playful glare to the smaller girl.

"Kinoko! What is it with you and my butt?! You always go for it, what happened to the shy girl I used to know?" She asks with a frown, however her eyes betrayed that she was actually happy. Tokoyami could only make out so much of what she was saying as she slipped into English, but Kinoko seemed to be able to understand her easily.

"I can't help it! There's so mush to love about it! Does wonders to drive my brain into places it never normally goes." The mushroom girl. giggled, saying the last part in a sing-song voice. "I know Izuku definitely agrees with me."

" I'm pretty sure he loves all of ours."

"Maybe, but I'll bet yours is the one on his mind right now. You did just put him to sleep with it after all."

'Put him to sleep with it? How would they- Oh… Oh by the void…'

Tokoyami froze up as he realized why the girls were so dishevelled and as soon as he did, they turned, freezing up upon seeing him.

"Oh… h-hello Tokoyami. How long h-have you been there?" Kinoko asked nervously, jumping behind Pony as if trying to hide as her face, at least the visible parts of it, went pure red.

"Long enough. I am… going to disappear into my room now. I uh…" 'Too awkward, think of a mysterious exit line and just get out of here!' "INTO THE NIGHT WITH DARKWING FUMIKAGE!"

With that, he dived inside his room and slammed the door shut.

After an hour, finally he managed to move again, haunted by the fact Izuku no longer was as pure as he used to be. He'd never be able to look his green haired friend in the eyes again without having one thought.

'You had sex with two girls at once while I was right next to the room.'

"I'm sorry… You're telling me, Izuku freakin' Midoriya had a three-way?" Mina asked, eyes wide as she gaped at the bird-headed boy.

"Without doubt. He wouldn't stop smiling for ages afterwards, it was blinding."

"IT WAS LAST WEEK!?" Tooru exclaimed in shock, remembering exactly when Izuku had been smiling non-stop.

"…It's also happened more than once if that's the sign it happened." Ochaco muttered with wide eyes as she looked at the floor. "Oh my god."

"Someone remind me to give Midori a high five next time I see him." Mina and Kyoka suddenly said in sync.

"But, why would Izuku have sex with both of them? Especially if he was with one of the other girls? I mean I know what Tokoyami suggested but…"

"Friends with benefits." Kaminari suddenly spoke up, getting all eyes on him, many raising brows in confusion. "Before someone hits me, just saying they could be friends with benefits and not together. I really doubt Midori would actually do… that, you know? He's always so concerned about people and their feelings so… maybe Tsunotori and Komori suggested being friends with benefits and Izuku went along with it because he didn't want to hurt their feelings? I mean we don't really know those two so maybe it's something they'd do if they liked him?"

"….Am I getting dumber or did that just kinda make sense?" Kyoka asked, blinking in surprise.

"It made sense. Ribbit."

"…Sadly, I'm not convinced yet, as much as I want to be." Iida sighed heavily, worry evident on his features. "I must ask, even though I fear the answer, Hagakure, why did you answer 'Setsuna'?"

"Gasp! Iida's searching for gossip?!" Mina questioned with a massive grin. "What timeline is this?!"

"Calm yourself. I still do not condone gossiping, but I need to know if this is what it seems like… Hagakure?"

"Oh, right… my turn. This one kinda makes the friends with benefits thing hard to believe as well." Tooru sighs, readjusting before she began to talk. "So, I was sleeping naked on the classroom floor."

"…I already have several questions." Momo said, face scrunching up in confusion.

"I needed a nap, and have you ever tried going to sleep early in this dorm? It's like none of you know what the word 'quiet' even means."

"Okay but why were you naked ?!"

"It makes it easier to sleep for me."

Tooru twisted and turned, trying to get comfortable in the empty classroom. She knew it was an area where almost no one ever came near, whether they were teachers and students as it was more meant for spare rooms for departments.

She thought it would be perfect, having set down a sleeping bag in the corner to try to get some rest. However, it seemed it wasn't to be, as the door suddenly opened and two sets of footsteps made their way in.

She let out a very quiet groan, before noticing the footfalls were light, cautious. Whoever came in was trying to avoid getting caught. Curious, she turned and was surprised to see two green haired teens she recognized walking in hand and hand.

"Don't w-worry. Hagakure was talking about this place a w-while back, no one should find us here." Izuku said to Setsuna, who was grinning with a blush. The boy closed the door, before turning the girl with a nervous grin of his own. "Wow, you a-actually look shy for once."

"Oh shut up." Setsuna snickered, hitting his chest lightly. "It's just me, a safe, empty room and a very handsome man. Can you blame me for getting excited?"

"W-W-Well, as someone in the same situation with a g-gorgeous woman, no I c-can't." Izuku said, walking over and gently putting his arms around her waist. "You d-definitely don't mind? I don't w-want to take you away from your l-lunch if-"

"Oh I don't mind even slightly~ No type of food is gonna be as sweet as your lips." Setsuna said, leaning up and pressing a quick short kiss. She pulled away, eyes shining with affection. She spoke up softly with a small happy smile, face turning a deeper shade of red. "I love you, Izuku."

"I love you too, Setsuna." Izuku said earnestly, not stuttering for once and pressing his head against hers. It took all the willpower Tooru had and then some to not squeal in delight watching them both. 'OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL MINA!' "But you call that a kiss?"

'Huh? What's he-'

Suddenly Izuku's hands snaked behind Setsuna's neck, pulling her forward to him as his lips came down to meet the lizard girl's, her eyes going wide as his other hand wrapped around her waist. She let out a moan as her eyes rolled into the back of her head and she wrapped her arms around Izuku's neck tight as her knee's seemed to go weak.

Then suddenly and without warning, multiple parts of her body fell off, only her head, neck and torso remaining intact for Izuku to hold onto. His kiss was so good the girl literally fell apart.

Izuku pulled away, smiling with a deep crimson blush. " That's a kiss."

Tooru only had one thought in her mind as she stared wide eyed. 'Daaaaaaaaaayum Midori!'

"Well the 'I Love You's' are probably the most definitive thing so far it seems. His kiss was so good Tokage literally fell apart?" Momo questioned, getting a nod. She hummed. "That's…"

Mina and Kyoka spoke up at the same time.

"Romantic."

"Hot."

"Adorable."

"Another reason to high five him."

"Amen."

They capped off with a high five that they didn't even need to look at each other to pull off.

"I mean… I don't know about high fiving him. I could have seen the friends with benefits angle, maybe, but that has completely blown that angle out the water for Setsuna." Tooru sighed.

"Would still high five him." Kyoka spoke up without missing a beat. "I've got faith in Midori and his pureness."

"Same. I bet there's an explanation that doesn't have anything to do with cheating. That just isn't who Midori is."

"What they said." Ochaco spoke up. "Until we see physical proof otherwise, I'll keep defending Deku no matter what's said! Right Iida?"

"…I did see Midoriya engage in some… activities as well." Iida said suddenly. "I had intended to keep quiet about it, even if I expected better of Midoriya and Kendou, as I wouldn't betray my friend's relationship status if they did not reveal it themselves. I am concerned now though…"

"Activities? Ribbit." Tsu questioned putting a finger to her chin. "Izuku fucked Kendou?"

"ASUI! THAT LANGUAGE IS NOT APPROPRIATE!"

"Is it correct though?" Momo asked sheepishly.

"…I have a feeling had I not shown up it could have been."

'Let's see. Three doors down if I am not mistaken! I can't believe mister Aizawa would come to class without being prepared with supplies!' Iida thought to himself as he power walked down the hall, trying to move as fast as possible without breaking the rules on running in the halls. 'Perhaps it is a test of some kind? Yes, that would explain it! He is testing my diligence! I will not disappoint him!'

He made it to the supply closet, stopping for a moment to make a mental checklist of what items he needed before he opened the door with a serious expression, ready to grab it all.

What he most certainly was not prepared for was to find Izuku and Itsuka inside, the redhead pinning the freckled teen against the wall as she rubbed her legs against his.

They were making out passionately, Izuku's shirt having been discarded on the floor while his hands roamed underneath Itsuka's shirt, presumably trying to find the clasp to her bra while her hand ran up his chest, feeling him up.

"WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!" Iida practically shrieked in a shrill voice as his eyes went wide. Both dishevelled teens inside the closet jumped, Itsuka stumbled back and almost banging against the opposite wall while Izuku started breathing heavily before looking up at Iida as his pupils shrank to pinpricks.

"Oh h-h-hi Iida…"

"Hey…

"Don't you two hooligans 'hey' me!" The blue haired teen glared. "I'd expect this perhaps of Ashido or Kaminari, but you two should be much better! Midoriya, you have always been a decent follower of school rules, Kendou you're supposed to set an example! Not… making whoopy!"

"Please don't call it that." Itsuka groaned as she grabbed Izuku's shirt with a massive scarlet blush and threw it to the green haired teen (who looked like he was having an aneurysm), as she tried to think of a suitable explanation. "I… was horny? Dammit it was so close to getting Mount Fuji."

"…I'm not inebriated enough to deal with this madness. Both of you get dressed and get to an appropriate location! I am disappointed in both of you!"

"S-Sorry Iida." Izuku flinched before he looked over as his complexion went paler. "P-Please don't tell a-anyone about this."

"…I will not, because you are my friend. If I find out this has happened again…"

"Thank you!" Itsuka said, as Izuku quickly put his shirt on. "We'll… leave now."

Iida just let them both walk past, watching them go for a moment with a sigh. He couldn't believe they would attempt to procreate within school hours, inside the school itself no less!

At least he had stopped them though, was what he comforted himself with as they both turned the same corner.

"You so did not stop them." Mina snickered, as Iida went wide eyed. "You don't think they went the same way by coincidence do you?"

"…Oh dear lord."

"Sorry to ruin your 'victory' prez." Kyoka sighed. Then she looked around. "So, that change anyone's mind? I still am willing to bet the dude's got a good explanation for this."

"Same." "I do too." "No way Midori would hurt someone's feelings like that."

Most everyone, with the exceptions of Mineta, Iida, Bakugou and Tokoyami, spoke up in defence of their green haired classmate, putting faith in him and his purity.

"I do not want to believe he would, and if he did I would have to assume there was some kind of reason I could find before I gave him a piece of my mind, but I must look at the facts as I know them. I hope I am wrong though."

"I'm merely sticking by my suggestion until we find out otherwise because I stand my ground." Tokoyami said.

"I don't fucking care." Bakugou huffed, turning to walk away.

"I think it would be-"

"NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU FUCKING THINK EITHER GRAPESTAIN!"

"Well, I stand by my belief in Izuku. However, I now have to wonder if it is not a case of friends with benefits, and it is not cheating, then…" Before Momo could finish what she was saying, a dinging noise rang out from her pocket. Confused, she pulled out her phone. "It's from Itsuka? Odd. I wonder what… Oh. OH! That explains everything!"

"Huh?" Mina titled her head confused. "What explains everything?"

"'We know what you're talking about. Izuku guessed, accurately it seems, Mina would start gossiping about his relationship status by now. So here's your answer: He is dating all of us.'" Momo spoke, making many people's eyes go wide. She read out the description of a 'Polyamorous relationship' attached the text and she could feel the jealousy building in everyone around her. "Oh there is a picture? Oh my."

She blushed, turning the phone to them all to show the picture. It showed a half-naked Izuku laying in bed, Kinoko and Pony snuggled up on either side of him, with Setsuna and Ibara hugging them. On top of Izuku, Yui was curled up on him all too comfortably almost like a cat and Reiko was clearly getting ready to join the pile, while Kinoko was flashing a peace sign to the camera as she stuck her tongue out.

Mineta suddenly keeled over, all eyes turning to his now limp body.

"Holy shit, I think he just died of jealousy." Kaminari spoke up.

Mina turned to her purple haired girlfriend. "Babe-"

"I know. Next time we see him, he's getting all the high fives."

And the next time they saw him, he would get a whole bunch of high fives. For the moment though, tucked away safely in Itsuka's room, he was content with getting all the kisses from his girlfriends, many of which he happily paid back with kisses of his own.