(Apokolips)

Naruto was in shock as he saw his baby girl sitting on the ground in front of him

"Dada" Sophia said happily looking at him reaching out to him

Naruto was in even more shock as she called him dada and at the moment forgot that she was on a dangerous planet a good chunk of it wanting to kill him and pulled her into a hug

Sophia merely coed and nuzzled herself into his chest and arms

"Aww who's this adorable little meatball?" Barda asked as she saw the small girl who sneezed and fired a green beam "that's new" she said as she never saw a child that young demonstrate powers like that

"How in the world did you get here sweetie?" Naruto asked curiously

"Sweetie? That's your kid?" Treasure asked in surprise

"Dada" Sophia said pointing at Naruto "bad" she said making them all curious

"Bad? I'm not bad" Naruto said a little sad she thought he was bad

"Bad, bad, bad" Sophia said pointing up past him

"Ugh Naruto" Knockout said as they saw the sky light up with orange light

"The hell is going on?" Lashina asked curiously

"Bad" Sophia said to her

"Does anyone find it weird that a little girl seems to know more than all of us?" Lashina asked

"She is a empath, maybe I've underestimated just how much she's connected to her emotions" Naruto said a little proud that she was showing potential at such an early age

"Wait, are you talking about the emotional spectrum, how does she have a connection to it?" Barda asked as she knew about all the lantern corps

"Apparently there's more to my daughter than meets the eye" Naruto said as Sophia clapped her hands

"MINE" a loud voice in the sky said "Naruto Namikaze Sophia Namikaze you are both mine" the voice said taking an appearance of a large snake

"Oh great, you… wait who are you again?" Naruto asked curiously "cause sorry I don't know who the fuck you are" he asked him

The snake face vaulted "You know all the other emotional spectrum entities but not me?" he said a little hurt

'What' Naruto thought in curiosity

'My bad Naruto these fucktards took their sweet time revealing themselves' Kurama said as he didn't like keeping secrets but he also didn't like to tell others

'His name is Ophidian, the emotional entity of greed, the entity of the Orange Lanterns' Ion said

'Why is it that it's my favorite color and yet it's a psycho lantern corp and the fact it's a damn snake' Naruto thought as that made him very less appealing to him

'You think he's bad, just wait until you see us' Butcher said to him

'Naruto be careful you only have fragments of these morons not counting the snake so be careful he is living power' Kurama said as he talked to Butcher as he was like him in a few ways and was tied to Harley so he got a brief explanation on the limits Naruto had

'Well is their anyway I can take him?' Naruto asked them

"Dada" Sophia said as her eyes glowed a rainbow color and she made a giant rattle and smacked the orange snake away

"Remind me not to piss her off" Barda said as the child was a little scary as it just knocked down a lanterns prime energy source something only few people could claim they had power for

"My little girl has lantern powers" Naruto said sounding proud

Sophia laughed and clapped her hands

'Do not worry, we've made something to give you some help' Adara said to him

"I will not be ignor-" Ophidian was saying before Sophia made multiple rings around his body trapping him

"Bad" Sophia said as all the other people not counting Naruto backed away in fear

"Why you-" Ophidian was saying before Sophia made a giant fist and began shaking him

"Okay sweetie you can stop" Naruto said as the Snake turned a darker hue

"Ugh, I don't feel so hot" Ophidian said before his cheeks bulged

"Sit" Sophia said getting a chuckle from Naruto

"Sweetie, that's a snake, not a dog" Naruto said before he covered her eyes as Ophidian vomited

"I think we should be concerned that she took him down as easily as breathing" Barda said as she honestly couldn't believe

"Well greed isn't exactly what I'd call a strong emotion, I mean Avarice" Naruto said using the stronger word

"Hey" Ophidian said offended

"If 7 of those things are inside of me, and he's right there, what happens now and what about yellow?" Naruto asked Ophidian

"How should I know? I just came here as I could feel your avarice" Ophidian said as he black out as Sophia hit him with a giant fist

"How am I greedy?" Naruto asked

'You want happiness for everyone you care about greed isn't always about wanting for yourself it's wanting for others' Predator said

'Besides Parallax is the deity of fear and you are the least evil person we've met and the least evil person ever to exist' Proselyte said as Ion seemed proud of that

"So what do we do with this giant garden hose?" Knockout asked as the snake was unconscious

"I say throw him back into space and if he ever comes back, he'll know what's waiting for him" Naruto said as he walked to Ophidian

"No dada" Sophia said loudly as energy shot from the snake into both of them Sophia laughing her head off as the energy danced around her and Naruto

'She's definitely your kid' Kurama said as this child honestly scared him

'I thought you said this guy was bad' Naruto said to them

'He's like you unpredictable' the other emotions said

'Gah, ouch' Ophidian said as he fell into the room with them with swirls in his eyes

'Great he reminds me of Shukaku' Kurama said as this was gonna suck

'Wait, do I have to worry about Parallax showing up, because if this guy did who's to say he won't?' Naruto asked them as he didn't necessarily think having the power of fear sounded like a good power to have

The other emotions were silent as Parallax liked to corrupt and was as greedy as Ophidan

"Glow, glow" Sophia said as she glowed in different colors

"Can she tone it down I'm literally going blind" Treasure said as this was very bright

Sophia whimpered sadly

"You can glow, honey, just don't do it so bright" Naruto said making her smile again

"I'm thinking you should probably take her home as this planet is not a place for a child" Barda said as Sophia glared at her

"Sophia no blasting" Naruto said seeing Barda back away and saw Sophia's eyes glow

"Mama" Sophia said as she wanted her mama

"Let's go" Naruto said as he didn't want to see her powers when she was upset

"Bye bye" Sophia said waving to the girls before Naruto took her back to Earth

(Earth)

"There you are my precious girl, come to mama" Tala said as Naruto handed Sophia to her "so what did you both get wrapped up in" she asked knowing her daughter was involved with some insanity

"Bad Snake" Sophia said

"You had her with you as you took on some snake?!" Tala said angrily

"More like the snake came to us" Naruto said to her "and don't worry she handled it like a champion didn't you" he said tickling his daughter's belly making her laugh

Tala looked at her daughter with some confusion

"Later." Naruto said as he'd explain it later to her "So anything happen while I was gone?"

"Well right now Harley is in the living room with her Suicide Squad buddies playing cards" Tala said to him

Naruto wasn't even bothered as the Suicide Squad got a bad rep...mostly

"Her girl members or the whole shebang?" Naruto asked

"Girls yeah, but she also has that Diablo guy, Croc. and Deadshot" Tala said as Deadshot was the only normal one among them

"Enchantress?" Naruto asked curiously as he knew about the on and off again member

"Yeah, though I doubt she'll cause much trouble, if she pops out" Tala said as she could handle the magic user if things got hairy

"Yeah besides if she does we have plenty of people that can take her" Naruto said as he was glad this place was so heavily fortified and the Harley flew them here

(Downstairs)

"Six of hearts, where are you? My kingdom for a six of hearts" Deadshot said

"Wrong game Lawton" King Shark said

"I get why you invited me, Quinn but King Shark?" Croc said as the man almost stole the first part of his name which was bad enough when the wimp villain 'Killer Moth' took it

"Royal straight flush people" Lawton said showing his cards and making the others groan as Lawton took the cash in the middle

"I had four aces" Diablo said angrily

"Don't hate the player Santana, hate the game" Lawton said as he was good at cards "stay out of this whiskers we may be villains or anti-heroes but we at least deserve to keep our money" he said as Naruto won their clothes off their backs last time

"Yeah he always wins, as he has the devil's luck" Killer Frost (Assault on Arkham) said "why ain't you got that Diablo" she asked him

"Wrong kind of devil there chica" Diablo said as he wished he had Naruto's level of luck

"How you doing June?" Harley asked June Moone (Prime Earth)

"Great, whatever it is about this place it makes me feel calm and in control" June said as she felt so much pure uncorrupted power here

"Yeah, if that witch comes out, send her my way, I'll straighten her out" Naruto said as he, Tala and Ivy had made this entire place pure thanks to magic, science, and sage chakra

"Pfft, straighten her out he says" Croc said laughing with Shark and Lawton

"How's your kid Lawton" Captain Boomerang asked getting a punch to the face courtesy of Lawton and Naruto

"Thanks for the assist" Lawton said as Boomerang had two black eyes now

"No problem always have time to do that" Naruto said as Boomerang was always making comments about Lawton's daughter

"Why's Waller here?" King Shark asked as their boss/possible executioner was here drinking away

"Because the drinks are to die for" Waller said as Naruto made them and they were easily the strongest stuff around "plus even though he's technically watching you I wanna make sure you all don't fuck up...and I wanna steal the money you all sometimes get paid with" she said as Naruto made an appeal that the bomb be changed to a tracker and that they all get either time of their sentences or paid a small amount

"So how long until we're seeing a Lady Deadshot?" King Shark asked as Lawton aimed his gun at him "Hey man I was kidding, but you gotta admit that kid of yours is a chip of the old block" he said as he saw a picture of Lawton's daughter with a gun

"True, and it'd be nice to share this with her, not. I don't want my daughter being a bounty hunter like I was" Deadshot said

"Then don't let her be her own hero, I mean you kinda do seem sorta like a hero these days" Naruto said as Lawton was starting to make a good name for himself and the squad

"Yeah well tell that to my apprentice" Lawton said

"Also what's wrong with legal bounty hunting I mean go to a judge man it doesn't take long to ok a kill order for certain criminal that have been killed"

"Back this truck up, apprentice?" Harley asked curiously

"Will Evans, he's every bit the sharps man I am, except he wants to kill me" Lawton said as the kid was obsessed with proving he was better than him

"Ha, I bet the kids, nothing like you. He's just some douche with Deadshot envy to me." Diablo said

"Yeah, maybe some time I could bring Zoe around, bet she'd get along with your kids whiskers" Lawton said as he was referring to Jessica and Ace

Naruto was glad his kids were doing well and weren't as quiet as before

"So Croc I hear you've met a girl" King Shark asked him curiously

"Yeah, Orca, she's one of the select few that sees my inner beauty" Croc said "I'm telling you all she is the one!" he said absolutely certain

"Sounds like you're living a good life, and who was it that said that giving you some help was a bad thing?" Naruto asked looking over at Waller

"Okay, point taken" Waller said rolling her eyes

"A crocodile and a killer whale, it's a messed up world we live in" Boomerang said before Croc smacked him with his tail "ah shit that hit my bloody fracking eye" he said as both were still sore

"Since when do you have a tail?" Naruto asked curiously

"I've always had it, it's just that there's been on occasion that I had to tear it off, it grows back" Croc said as he loved having his tail as it made him look scarier but there came some times where he'd have to break it off to escape like a lizard would do

"Gotta admit, it's kinda nice to work and not have a run in with Batman all the time" Lawton said as Croc could agree with him 100%

"The Croc going good, nobody would've ever saw that coming" Croc said with a laugh

"This is still the most fucked up shit I've ever seen and I've seen a lot of fucked up shit working for you Waller" Boomerang said

"Not really considering we're actually getting a shot at a life without getting beat up by people like Batman all the time" Croc said as he took a swig of his beer

"I hear that my animalistic brother" King Shark said

"A life where I can be a actual father to Zoe, best life to me" Lawton said as that was all he ever wanted

"I wish for a life where I could actually do good without worrying about the Enchantress" June said

"Give it time, believe it or not I sorta had a relationship kinda like yours and hers" Naruto said referring back to when Kurama would try to kill him so he could free himself "And if I can befriend my demon, maybe you can too" he said

"But she's not just some kind of demon" June said as that was how it was for her

'Oh please I could take her blind folded and with one arm tied behind my back' Kurama said as the Enchantress was nothing to him

"Believe me, there are things worse than her" Naruto said as for a time long ago he never would've guessed that he and Kurama could become friends

"Trust me Mooney, if anybody can help you it's that guy" Harley said as Naruto helped her at certain points when she'd had nightmares about the Joker

Naruto's phone got an alert and he looked at it before groaning "Great, Luthor got out, well see you later" he said giving Harley a kiss before he left

(Few hours later)

Hawkgirl groaned as Luthor shot her out of the sky sending her down onto the docks below

"I swear how big is your death wish I mean c'mon this can't be good for your cancer" Naruto said as he pulled up Hawkgirl

"That's what the suit is for" Luthor said firing at them but Superman got in front of them taking the hit

"It only slows it down moron" Naruto said as he understood the science behind it

Superman shot the center of his suit while Shayera tossed her mace knocking off some of the metal off of Luthor's shoulder

Luthor tried to escape but Naruto and Kal were coming at him forcing him to fire at a cruise liner starting to make it sink

"Damn it, come on" Naruto said as they went for the ship

"But-" Shayera said

"We can get him later" Naruto said as Luthor in his cancer ridden state would either give himself up least likely or die because of his pride

(Few hours later at LexCorp)

"Are you okay?" Naruto asked Mercy as he saw she had some bruising on her neck

"Yeah, the dumbass didn't come for me, he wanted to know where Ivo was" Lena said answering as she put some cream on Mercy's neck

"Ivo?" Kal asked never hearing the name before

"One of our top scientists, I fired him because he was crazy, sure his inventions were brilliant but he was psychotic. He also loved smoking, so when he finally ran his mouth off one final time, I fired him and never saw him again" Lena said

"Why does Luthor need him?" Naruto asked

"Only other person besides us and others that can fix that suit of his" Lena said as she let the man off as he was Lex level crazy

Naruto and Kal got an alert from Shayera

"Great, some silver android is on the loose that has her wings and mace" Kal said

"Lena, what was Ivo's specialty?" Naruto asked

"Nanotech, why?" Lena said

"Because Shayera just said that the thing looked at her and got her mace and wings, I think this android can copy other peoples powers and combat skills" Naruto said

"Dear god, if that thing gets your powers" Kal said as he still remembered Naruto kicking his ass

"My powers are no good without knowledge they're not easy" Naruto said as he needed to restrain himself as he fought the android hoping he wasn't like a more advanced sharingan

"But remember what Shayera said, it was like it knew how she fought, better than she did" Kal said

"It might be scanning us as we fight learning our moves as well as our abilities" Naruto said as Shayera and the Flash would be easiest since their powers were simple in nature

"We need to find this Ivo and learn about what this thing is" Kal said as they flew off

(Few hours later)

"Okay this is bad, this thing's taken on Flash, Wonder Woman and GL and now Superman" Naruto said as he was amazed it copied the ring

"I'm going" Batman said to him

"Are you crazy?" Naruto asked him

"I've been called worse, but imagine this, if it gets the powers does it get the weaknesses?" Bruce said as he patted his utility belt

"Save it he's adaptable he'll learn from this" Naruto said as the same trick never worked twice

"They need something as we can't just throw more people at it as it'll just get stronger" Bruce said as he hated acting quickly but they were low on options

"If we can find Ivo and this thing's blueprints then maybe we can find a weakness" Naruto said not knowing if it would work if the android got the power of super healing as he, Kal, and J'onn had it

"Let's find Ivo's last place of residence then we find some answers." Bruce said as he wanted to be done with this robot

(Few hours later)

"Well guess those cigarettes finally got him" Naruto said as they found Ivo's house with Ivo's dead body buried in the dirt

"I got these out before the place blew, Luthor's work obviously" Wally said holding some explosives and papers and books

"You were right, it's a nanotech android. It's only function is to grow, evolve and learn" Hal said holding the androids blueprints

"So how fucked are we?" Wally asked him

"It hasn't gotten J'onn's powers or mine so that's a plus" Naruto said "Speaking of which where is J'onn anway?" he asked cur

"We tried a psychic sweep to find Luthor but it didn't work" Kal said

"Well of course it didn't you tried having him read the minds of everyone in the city, no wonder he's gone dark, he can't turn it off" Naruto said as hearing all those thoughts was too much for anyone even Ace

"I'll go look for him" Diana said as she flew off and decided to check the outer part of the city as J'onn was too noticeable

"Why is this thing working for Luthor anyway?" Hal asked as he found it odd anyone would willingly work for that pompous ass

"My guess, he's playing off of the android naivety, making it think he's a friend" Naruto said as the android seemed to have stuck in the house since its 'birth'

"How are we gonna convince it he's not" Wally asked

"I'll think of something, but the moment I see shit hitting the fan I'm stepping in" Naruto said as he hadn't gotten close

(2 hours later)

"They told you to stay back as well?" J'onn asked as Diana charged into battle against the android

"Our powers mixed with what it already has could spell disaster" Naruto said

"Or perhaps finally end this" J'onn said as Naruto gained a look

Kal groaned as he was caught between the beams from both the android and Luthor's newly repaired suit

"J'onn" Kal said seeing the martian appeared

"That is enough Amazo" Naruto said getting beside J'onn

"Don't just stand there copy their powers" Luthor said to Amazo

Amazo did what he was told and scanned their powers taking them as his own

"Use them well" J'onn said

Amazo was using J'onn telepathic powers and Naruto's empathic powers before he scanned Luthor "So you did lie to me" he said to Luthor before tearing his armor apart

"Stop be who you want not who he made you become" Naruto said stopping Amazo

Amazo looked down in thought before suddenly he turned gold as he looked up at the stars

"That's my power, he's evolving rapidly" Naruto said as the android was advancing at a fast pace 'thank god he does not have chakra' he thought as he didn't sense it from the android

Amazo looked at his hands as he had two rasengan appear

"Chakra, and yet it doesn't feel like it at the same time" Naruto said thinking out loud as he sensed something different from the android

"Is that what I'm feeling?" Amazo asked

"Possibly, my power is not easy to use but I'd like to teach you how to use it, if you'd like" Naruto said as he knew the perfect place to teach the android

(Few minutes later)

"Think he'll fit in?" Will asked as Amazo was playing checkers with Ace

"Yeah and besides maybe he'll make a good nanny" Naruto said with a chuckle as he felt his two eldest daughters could help the android best

(Few days later)

"Okay, Firefly, Luminus, Copperhead and Grundy" Naruto said to the warden of Stryker's

"Why do they keep the tech here and not as evidence seriously" Shayera asked as this was all bullshit and unnecessary if they did that

"Whatever, what?" the warden said as he got a call from one of the workers "What do you mean Dee's gone, he's catatonic" he said before ending his call

"Dee?" Batman asked before yawning

"One of the inmates, he was one of the volunteers for the ESP machine, you okay?" the warden asked

"Third night without sleep" Batman said as it had been literal days since he slept

"A esp machine? Ain't that a little dangerous to have in a prison?" Shayera asked as that seemed kinda risky

"Where else are you gonna find volunteers? What the hell?" The warden said as they turned toward the infirmary and saw both inmates and officers were down and mumbling incoherently

'That's odd' Naruto thought as he felt some sort of energy coming from their heads 'this isn't natural'

"What happened to them all, some kinda poison?" the warden asked

"No, it feels like magic, dark magic, very very dark magic" Naruto said as there was also trace amounts of energy from the esp machine 'I need to call Tala maybe someone else too' he thought as he didn't know if his wife was asleep after handling their daughter

(Few hours later)

"First John gets out and now his wife is stuck in some kind of sleep? The hell is going on around here" Naruto asked as J'onn was trying to bring the poor woman out of it

"I may be able to answer that" Madame Xanadu said as she walked in with Tala "Hmm, this is definitely the magic like me and my sister use, but mixed with some kind of energy" she said to them as she noticed the energy felt...familiar

"Her name is Penny Dee, we're looking for her Ex-husband John Dee" Naruto said

"Did you say John Dee?" Madame Xanadu asked him

"You know him?" Bruce asked her as he felt it odd a person like her would know someone as basic as this man

"I don't just know him, he's my son" Xanadu said getting surprised looks

"If he had magic why the hell was he in jail?" Naruto asked her as he wondered why the man waited till now

"He couldn't awaken his magic, and due to this ESP machine, it has come out and amplified, he's at my sister's league but I think I can bring this woman out of it. Because if she's not released from his hold soon, she will die" Xanadu said as a person stuck in the dreamworld too long would die

"How is he doing this?" Bruce asked her

"He's attacking her via her dreams" Madame Xanadu said as the mind was a powerful thing

"Great so we got some psycho with enough magic to match your sister that can attack anybody inside of their dreams… and half of everybody just went to sleep" Naruto said as most of the league went home to sleep and as of now he, Bruce, and J'onn were the last men standing

"He'll attack everybody, the children!" Tala said as they were asleep already

"Don't worry before I came over and placed a spell of protection over the house, it'll hold for a couple of hours but we need to find him, now" Xanadu said not knowing what her son was capable

"Why didn't you raise him?" Bruce asked as that seemed like a good question

"I couldn't bring him to be raised in my world, it was too dangerous and I didn't want him to get hurt because of it or worse become what he is now" Xanadu said to them as it was sad he became like this

"Can we back trace him? This is magic right?" Naruto asked

"Yes but the closer we are to him the greater his abilities will be, meaning he could enter our minds with us being awake" Xanadu said as that was the problem with this type of power as range did play a factor

"Then let's have him enter my mind" Naruto said as his mind was a trap all on its own

"Am I the only one sensing a familiarity with Destiny?" Tala asked them curiously

"Yes only he can't make these things real, he's attacking the mind as they dream Destiny's powers were on a different scale" Naruto said as he had been in a situation like this years ago with Yakumo

"J'onn just called, Superman, Shayera, Hal and Flash are stuck in a similar sleep, we need to act now" Bruce said getting off of the comm with J'onn

"We need to do something now" Naruto said as he wasn't gonna let his wife and friends die

"If you can keep his spectral self occupied then maybe we can attack his body itself" Tala said as she did not like this plan

"Don't worry, I'll have back up in here" Naruto said as he tapped his head as he had Kurama and the others to back him up

"Here" Bruce said as he handed him strong drugs that he had prepared to knock out heavy hitters and gave Naruto a yellow slightly glowing pill

"And what is this?" Naruto asked him curiously

"If John likes nightmares so much then make him enter one he'll never forget" Bruce said to him as he saved this for extreme cases "I'll slip it to you once you're asleep" he said to him knowing the man had to be in Naruto's head for this to work

"I don't know about this" Tala said as she was worried about the effect it'd do to Naruto

"Hey it's me what's the worse that can happen" Naruto said as Bruce injected him

"Famous last words" Bruce said as he grabbed Naruto as he wobbled slightly

"You know if this kills him I kill both of you right" Tala said to Xanadu and Batman

"Yeah" Bruce said simply as he's heard that one too many times and slipped the yellow pill into Naruto's mouth rubbing his throat slightly so he digested it properly

(Inside Naruto's dream)

"Hello Sage" John said as he made himself known as Naruto's dream looked like Konoha

"You look like Destiny only less scary" Naruto said as the man bared a lot of resemblance to the spirit he helped send to hell

"Destiny, I like that, what do you think of Doctor Destiny?" John asked him

"I think you need a doctor" Naruto said to him seriously

"Ones madness is just another one's sanity" John said "This place is quite nice, so that's your dream, of going home. We all want to go home, where we feel safe and loved. But my home was taken away from me" he said

"You did that to yourself, as that woman couldn't take you constantly going to prison" Naruto said

"I suppose you're right," John said as around them Konoha began to burn "It was really quite easy to guess your worst fear, losing your family, losing your home." he said

"Oh please you haven't dug deep enough" Naruto said as a yellow mist surrounded them

"Hmm, the effects of Scarecrow's fear toxin I imagine?" John asked as he was familiar with that villain

"Yes" Naruto said to him

"I know it's smell as on occasion I'd break into the lab in Strykers and whiff some of it for kicks, see I don't know why but I get such a rush feeling fear, not just my own" John said

"You sound like Harley" Naruto said as Harley used to do the same thing "but let me tell you dumbass this dose ain't like the others it's legit" he said as this was concentrated

"Goody, after seeing the others rather bland fears I could use a real good show" John said

'Man and I thought Luthor and Joker were nuts' Naruto thought as actually looking forward to seeing someone's nightmare didn't sound sane

"Now is this the part where you use my own fears against me?" John asked as their surroundings began to change

"You sound like you're expecting this" Naruto said

"When I entered your mind I could sense the others that dwell in here, and considering you haven't let them attack me, I guess you wanted me all to yourself" John said as they found themselves in a asylum

"Yeah, they're the back up plan" Naruto said

John would've said more if he didn't start to have a headache

"Feel that time moves differently in here in my seal different from a dream we may have been here minutes but out there been close to 2 hours meaning Batman and Xandue found your ass"

"Remarkable, getting aid from my mother" John said

"Wait how'd you know" Naruto said as Xanadu was sure he didn't know

"My adoptive parents told me about her, I lost interest as she clearly made it clear she didn't want me, so I just moved on" John said to him

"You have no idea how she feels" Naruto said as he understood why Xanadu did what she did as she had a worse time than Constantine and John would've surely died it was the reason why she drank so much

"Perhaps, now is this the part where you toss me into one of these cells, playing on my fear of being forgotten?" John asked as they were surrounded by cells

"You sound like you were expecting that" Naruto said as the thought had crossed his mind

"Don't dish out something if you don't expect someone to dish it back" John said simply

"You don't care about fear do you" Naruto said to him as he met people like this and they were all usually crazy and had denial till their true fear was revealed

"When someone spends their life feeling fear, everything else just seems to get too easy to take. Now expecting you, you're keeping me busy while they take me down. What's it gonna be? An medically induced coma, breaking my mind as you all don't kill people like me" John said

"Probably the first" Naruto said

"Guess I should've expected that from my mother, first she abandons me out of fear and now she's going to make sure I permanently stay asleep." John said slightly angry

"This is hurting her more than it's hurting you" Naruto said to him as he saw the pain in Xandue's eyes when she heard what he had been doing

"Not all of us have the perfect mother like you had" John said surprising him "While we've been talking I couldn't help but take a small peek, so noble, sacrificing their lives so you can live, shows just how far a parent would go for their child" he said to him pushing Naruto's buttons before he fell to his knees

"Easy" Naruto said to him walking up to face him "a parent would die for their child you never get that until you have children of your own" he said as he saw John beginning to fade

"I used to love to sleep, to dream. Guess I'll have plenty of time to do that" John said with a chuckle "Will it be quick?" he asked him curiously

"Yep" Naruto said wanting him to have some relief in his final moments before he would be imprisoned

"Will you… hold my hand, I really am scared" John asked

Naruto humored him as this was Xanadu's son and they were trapping his psychotic mind in his own body till death

John let out one last breath before he faded

(Outside Naruto's mind)

Naruto got up

"You did it" Bruce said

"I got a good look at him, he seemed less psychotic and more of someone who just didn't want to be forgotten, he seemed sad." Naruto said

"Some people when they break, they can't be put back together" Xanadu said as she looked at her mentally imprisoned son

"Not your fault" Naruto said speaking from someone who was an orphan

"We'll make sure he's taken care of" Bruce said to her

(few weeks later)

"Mama" Daria said sitting in front of a tv watching the news as it interrupting her cartoons

"Oh my god" Naruto said chuckling as he saw the image of Diana partying with a princess "you're never doing that little girl ever" he said looking her dead in the eye and all she could do was giggle at him

"Mama, mama" Daria said as she called out to the image

"I'm here sweetie" Diana said walking in

"Late night" Naruto asked her curiously hinting at the tv "also might wanna shower you smell like a brewery" he said to her

Daria gagged as she coughed as she smelled her mother and pushed her away and reached for her father

"My point proven" Naruto said as he took the little girl

"You may not believe this but I used to go to parties, all the time" Diana said as Amazons celebrated a lot and often drank barrels of strong alcohol

"Ah, I see, trying to reignite that spark you had before you had a kid" Naruto said

"Don't get me wrong I love having a kid, but sometimes it'd feel nice to just party like the old days" Diana said as she once out drank a dozen amazons when she was young

"She ain't drinkin till she's 21" Naruto said to her looking at Daria

"Agreed" Diana said as she may have done it, but seeing how life was like for some children she adjusted her views slightly

"Now seriously take a shower" Naruto said as he coughed as it was very strong

"Mama stinky" Daria said getting a kiss from her clearly booze smelly mother

(The next day)

"Again?" Naruto asked Diana as she just pulled another all nighter and somehow smelt worse than before "are you buzzed?" he asked chuckling a little

"Probably" Diana said as the alcohol from both days was adding up

"That princess must be on something if she can dance and drink and still keep up with you" Naruto said as Daria was laughing at her mother

"She parties like you" Diana said

"Like hell she does" Naruto said in defence "Daria I'm gonna show your mom how to really party" he said

"Party!" Daria said making them laugh

"Never" Naruto said to Daria "and let's see if if your dad can still party" he said as they waited for the night "also take another shower Diana seriously it's like you bathed in booze" he said as it was that bad

"There was a time when I was proud and enjoyed that" Diana said as it sucked now as her daughter couldn't handle the smell

(next day)

"Ok I might officially be hungover" Diana said as she got into a drinking contest with Naruto and lost tremendously

"Don't feel too bad with my healing abilities I can't exactly get drunk" Naruto said as it kinda sucked as well

"Wow, the first time I've seen someone manage to put her down." a blonde woman said picking herself off the floor she has large DD cup breasts and a firm ass

"So this is your party buddy" Naruto said as not much words were spoken last night and if they were they were blocked out by the deaf defying music

"Hello, my name is Audrey, I am the princess of Kaznia" Audrey said introducing herself

"Nice to be finally introduced how are you still standing" Naruto asked wondering how her liver was still functioning

"This ain't my first party, I'm going to get married soon and I intend to make the rest of my single days, the best they can be" Audrey said to them

"You tapping out" Naruto asked Diana as she looked like hell

"I guess" Diana said as she really needed aspirin

"Your girl can really party" Audrey said impressed

"My girl really needs to spend some time with our daughter" Naruto said as Diana need some mother daughter time with Daria

"You have a child and still have that body" Audrey said clearly impressed

"Complicated, and he's right, sure it's been good to live like how I did in the old days, but I have a daughter now and I can't keep doing this" Diana said as she may have been having fun but her daughter will always take priority over everything else

"Who are you marrying anyway? Because I have a feeling whoever it is, is in for a wild ride" Naruto said as if she can keep up with Diana drinking then she's gotta be one wild child

"Arranged marriage my friend" Audrey said as she wasn't really bothered by it

'Damn not to many people like her willing to settle for others' Naruto thought as it was a great attribute in a leader

"Well it was nice hanging out with you Diana, and nice having a bodyguard that's not a stiff" Audrey said

"Bodyguard?" Naruto asked looking at Diana

"People have been after her and so I'd be protecting her… and partying at the same time" Diana said as that was mostly what happened

"Go home sober up and see our daughter" Naruto said to her "I'll take over for...this" he said as there was no real name for this

"Okay" Diana said as spending time with her daughter as this hangover died sounded wonderful

"I hope this isn't going to be awkward." Naruto muttered to himself

(Next day)

"Tried calming her down, but she won't so I was hoping you could help" Diana said over the phone as Daria was having a bit of a tantrum

"There's a music box by her stuffed bear, open it up and it'll calm her instantly" Naruto said as that always worked whenever Daria was upset as it either calmed her or put her to sleep

"I'm starting to understand how you feel whenever we are out" Diana said with a chuckle "You make it look so easy" she said

"Yeah well having 6 infants, two little girls, and now an android acting as a helper around the house you get a lot of training" Naruto said as he spent so much time with his children he knew them greatly

"Guess I'll get some training in soon, love you" Diana said "Say bye to daddy" she said putting Daria on the phone

"Bye bye daddy" Daria said as she laughed making Naruto smile

"Ah, don't eat it" Diana said laughing before she hung up

"You are gonna have your hands full" Naruto said to himself with a laugh as Daria was high maintenance

"Everything okay" Bruce asked walking over to him

"Yeah, just Diana getting a handle on Daria. Thanks for coming as these attacks need to be looked into, and since I'm stuck here protecting Audrey I need someone to look into them for me" Naruto said as he and Bruce were woking silently dealing with certain attacks as it revolved around Audrey's country

"And she's not involved?" Bruce asked him knowing from experience that one hid their moments when they did something else using public events as a smokescreen

"Oh no, she may be looking for thrills before her wedding but she's not the type to make her own assisnation attempts" Naruto said as that was how it was

"So it's someone else then" Bruce said as he hated government affairs as there was always to many people to look into and or someone who could be bought out

"There's something else, I've been getting some kind of small energy residue off of her, and it's so strange is that I think I've felt it before" Naruto said

"Energy residue?" Bruce asked as his geiger counter wasn't picking up anything from her

"It's strange as it seems weak" Naruto said

"You said that you've felt it before, where?" Bruce asked curiously

"Like I said it's weak I don't know we face to many people for me to keep track of all the energy" Naruto said as there was always a villain that used energy

"Yeah except half of all of those people either glow or are energy" Bruce said as a lot of villains did glow

"And nobodies glowing" Naruto said to him simply

"So either we're dealing with someone exposed to something or someone that's using something" Bruce said as that list was just as long as any he jumped away when he heard the doorknob click

"Ah, Naruto there you are, I wanted to introduce you to my fiance" Audrey said

'Oh shit' Naruto thought as her fiance turned out to be… Vandal Savage "no no no fuck this whatever he's said is a fucking lie" he said to Audrey as he knew without a doubt this was Savage

"What's he talking about?" Audrey asked curiously

"Don't fucking lie Savage" Naruto said glaring at him taking out a kunai and cut his cheek

"Oh my God" Audrey said as she went to examine his cut and saw it heal "what" she said in surprise

Naruto pulled her behind him, putting himself between her and Savage

"Well this rouse has been fun" Savage said as he jumped off the balcony a jet catching him

"Please for the love of everything holy tell me he doesn't have power in your country" Naruto asked her

"The only way to get that was marrying me, which hasn't happened yet or will now" Audrey said to him

"Can he if the king has been poisoned" Batman asked her as he made himself appear again

"Please say no" Naruto said

"...as my fiance he does have certain perks" Audrey said to them

'And Savage has all intensive purposes of abusing said power' Naruto and Bruce thought

(with Sophia)

Sophia was interrupted from her nap as she saw many rings each a different color floating around her and as she raised her hands they all flew onto her fingers and shrunk to fit her fingers

(?)

"Brothers sisters we have all felt a disturbance from the planet Earth from sector 2184" a guardian said to the others

"We need to capture it it's too powerful" another guardian said to them

The guardians did not know they were discussing something that was basically a death sentence

(few hours later)

"Remind me again why we're doing this" Audrey asked him as Naruto actually managed to smuggle them into her country

"Cause Savage being the clever dick that he cut off all in an outgoing flights and ships and declared the airspace a no flight zone so not getting shot down is the key objective" Naruto said as she was basically the best bet to stop all of this

"Because of that orbital rail gun, you can't exactly fly, I know." Audrey said as they flew very close to the water

"Lantern and the others have it covered, we're taking on Savage" Batman said as the other members provided a distraction for them

"You have authority to end this all right" Naruto asked her curiously

"I'm the princess of Kaznia of course I do" Audrey said to him "Has anybody ever told you, that you're very muscular?" she asked feeling his muscular arms

'Starting to see why Diana partied with her' Naruto thought as she never seemed to have a down side "you got the cure" he asked Bruce as he was able to get details on what the king was poisoned with

"Yes" Bruce said to him handing him a spare as he always made spares

"Thanks" Naruto said as he caught it "Let's go say hi to an old friend" he said as he wanted to re-kill Savage again

(a half hour later)

"Father" Audrey said as her father recovered immediately from the poison

"Your Majesty would you mind stopping the rail gun cause we're short on time"

"In my safe, behind the painting is a kill code command I know the code" the king said as he tried to get out of the bed but could barely move

"Father you can barely take a step" Audrey said

"King Gustav, tell it to me and I'll put it in" Naruto said as the man got a piece of paper and wrote down codes to locks and to stop the firing

Naruto quickly went to the large painting and took it down to reveal a safe, which he opened after putting in the code and saw a large pad like device. "Okay" he said as he took it out and laid it on a table before insert a key and turned it to show a keypad "772198" he said as he put in the kill code for the railgun "Done" he said with a sigh of relief

"Lantern just called in, the railgun just self destructed, we did it" Batman said to them

Audrey and their father sighed in relief and spoke Kaznian sounding relieved

"We're not done yet" Audrey said referring to Savage still being out there

"Diana has it handled" Naruto said as he would've paid money to see that

"Shame, now that after this I'll barely be able to see you or Diana" Audrey said

"Not true, I saw how happy you were hanging out and partying with them, you can visit them anytime" Gustav said as he saw the news and did have secret spies his daughter didn't know about watching her

"You mean I can go with them?" Audrey asked in excitement

"They make you happy, so it makes me happy" Gustav said nodding with a smile

"Thank you, father" Audrey said happily as she hugged him

"I know someone is going to be happy about that" Naruto said to a chuckle referring to Diana

"Awesome party to the break of dawn" Audrey said intending on getting so drunk and partying till she dropped

"You've partied, but not with me, let me show you my own brand on special alcohol" Naruto said as he gave her a jug

"I thought you couldn't get drunk" Batman asked him curiously as he knew Naruto needed something very strong to make him feel anything

"Closest thing with this stuff" Naruto said as he made this stuff so it could even get a speedster feeling the buzz maybe even a kryptonian that's how strong this stuff was

"Well hand it over" Audrey said as she took a sip and despite being tasty and smooth it burned her throat and gave her a strong buzz

"That… is strong" Batman said he examined it with his suit's internal scanners

"Thanks, I know some people back home that would've loved it" Naruto said before he gained a look of worry

"What is it?" Batman asked him as Naruto worried made him worried as nothing scarred Naruto ever

"Something's wrong, I don't know if it's some sense or father thing but I have a bad feeling something's going on back home" Naruto said

"Well let's go" Audrey said

"Diana will take you I need to get there in a flash" Naruto said as he teleported home

(1 second later)

"Oh my god" Naruto said as there was smoke coming from his house, he ran in and out the house seeing everyone was fine just unconscious and saw there was only one person missing...Sophia

"They took her" Carol said to him as she had some cuts and bruises and even a broken arm

"Who did?" Naruto asked her insanely scared

"The guardians" Carol said as she saw the look of rage on his face

"I should've let those manhunters kill them" Naruto said angrily "I'm gonna go Kal's on his way call Hal tell him if he doesn't meet me in fucking space to beat the shit out of them he dies too" he said shooting up to the sky heading straight to Oa

'To kidnap a child is a horrible act' Ion said to Naruto feeling great shame

'Especially when that kid's father is one of strongest people ever' Kurama said as he was hoping for blood shed

'Rip them apart' Butcher said as he was overflowing with power from the rage Naruto was exerting

(Few hours later on Oa)

"Alright where the hell are they" Hal asked as he was royally pissed off right now

"Hal? What're you doing back on Oa, you poozer?" Kilowog said greeting Hal

"Trying to find a baby the guardians kidnapped before we're all gruesomely murdered" Hal said as he didn't want to be on the receiving end of Naruto's justifiable rage

"...What?" Kilowog asked not sure if he heard right

"The guardians stole Naruto's kid be glad I was nearby before he got here" Hal said for once glad he was actually doing his job

"Let me grab her and we'll go" Kilowog said as his ring glowed for a moment

"Her who?" Hal asked curiously

"Hello Hal," a voice Hal hasn't heard in a long time said before he turned around and saw… Aya

"Aya, you're alive" Hal said as he then noticed she was different "holy shit are you...human" he asked curiously

"Yes and I am" Aya said with a smile seeing her old friend

"Let me call up the others, you remember Jessica (Prime Earth), Boodika, Laira, Arisia and Iolande (Emerald Knight), right?" Kilowog asked as they were the ones to find Aya and bring her to him

"Hard not to, hey where's John and Katma?" Hal asked them curiously

"No idea nor do I care" Kilowog said as those two were always at it like cats and dogs

"Well let's go while there's still a planet beneath our feet" Hal said as Naruto would destroy Oa looking for Sofia

"How strong is this guy" Arisia asked curiously only hearing his name in a few mentions

"insanely/like you wouldn't believe" Kilowog and Hal said to him

"Sounds interesting" Laira said finding that very attractive

"He killed Darkseid" Hal said making them all freeze in fear

"I need to get the fuck off this planet" Kilowag said as he knew how powerful Darkseid was

"Same" Jessica said

"Let's find the guardians and give them a piece of our mind" Boodika said

"Well said sister" Iolande said as kidnapping a baby was a horrible act

"Oh fuck" Hal said as he saw a bright light in the sky "well we're dead so very very dead" he said as he knew Naruto was pissed

"You can feel the power from here" Iolande said as it was heating up the air

"Well I see mostly pink and red so I'm gonna go" Hal said as those two colors shined the brightest as he could only guess what was going through Naruto's mind

"I pity the poozer that tries to stop him" Kilowog said

Naruto landed on Oa like a asteroid landing and causing a rainbow colored explosion as tails peaked out of the smoke

'This is so totally worth it' Kurama said as he was giving Naruto full control of his powers as he wanted to see the midget sized smurfs get what was finally coming to them

"Hey, rainbow like hairball, what do you think you're doing" Guy Gardner asked as he was behind Naruto who didn't pay him any mind "Hey I'm -" Guy was saying before Naruto smacked him to the ground with one of his tails

"Get in my way again and you won't like the results" Naruto said as he walked past the lantern

"What do you want anyway?" Guy asked wondering what was it he wanted as he was basically declaring war on the corp

"I want my daughter, give her to me or I'm tearing this place apart to find her" Naruto said as many lanterns showed up to restrain him only to get sent flying smashing into multiple objects "Guardians, show your faces, give me back my daughter!" he said loudly

"Is it really worth going this crazy over a brat?" Guy asked as Naruto then at that moment appeared in front of him and punched him in the face a dozen teeth seen on the floor

"Stop!" Galius Zed said pointing his ring at him and blasted him and soon saw his blast did nothing to him

'Fuck this I'm done playing Kurama' Naruto thought as his fox friend and him bumped fists

'Do it' Kurama said as he was basically a passenger for this very awesome and hopefully gruesome ride

'Let me aid you' Ion said as as he wanted to do right by Naruto during this

"Fine, if you think I'm playing then how's about I show just how serious I am!" Naruto said as he began making a Tailed Beast Bomb and sent it up letting the violent aftermath of the attack send everyone flying

"I can see how he killed Darkseid" Kilowog said as he struggled to keep the shield up with the others helping him reinforce it

"If we keep him waiting he'll destroy Oa" Hal said as he and the others could feel and see that Naruto's anger was fueling his power

"I say we rat out the guardians cause this is insane" Arisia said as loyalty only went so far

"I agree, he's aiming at the core battery" Laira said as that would kill their rings...again as it has happened before in the past

"Stop!" one of the guardians said

"Finally you show your faces, give me back my daughter!" Naruto said loudly

"Insolent human you are just like the man you killed always throwing power around to get what you want like a spoiled child" one of the guardians said

"So what does a man do when little bastards steals there fucking daughter you piece of shit" Naruto said loudly as he glared at the guardian and made a fist made of both chakra and light construct energy grabbing hold of the small guardian "now where is she and if you lie or fucking play with me I will kill you that isn't a threat it's a fucking promise" he said very seriously

"Papa" Sofia said as Aya held her as the other lady lanterns were with her

"Here you are" Aya said as she knew a lot of the guardians secrets being created by one who broke a lot of the rules she knew a lot that many would kill to find out

Naruto merely tossed the guardian aside making one of the lanterns look up before the guardian fell on him as he went to his daughter "hey baby girl nice jewelry" he said as she cried a little as she hugged his chest as he could feel her terror and fear, never more than at that moment did Naruto see his daughter being so fragile

"You people should be ashamed of yourselves" Hal said as the other guardians

"Green lantern of sector 2184 you will-" a guardian said as many lanterns aimed their rings at them

"I wanna make something clear to all of you" Naruto said as he used his cloak and turned the tails into hand like extensions and grabbed each guardian by the throat and pressed them into a nearby wall "if you ever try this again I'll kill you" he said in a calm but very serious to them "I will come back to Oa and kill you all slowly enjoying the fact when your life slowly fades away you'll feel helpless and know you died for something so evil like all the things you claim to protect the galaxy from" he said in a calm tone

Sofia whimpered feeling scared both in this situation and with how Naruto was acting but still felt safe in his arms as she knew it wasn't directed at her

"Who do you-" a guardian was saying till Naruto pulled them back and bashed them into the wall

"I'm Naruto fucking Namikaze the man you want to never cross so be glad that my daughter is fine otherwise you'd all be lifeless corpses" Naruto said to them 'hey can you guys do something about the rings an infant shouldn't have those' he thought not wanting his daughter to hurt herself

'Done' the emotions said together as the rings glowed and became a gold bracelet with symbols of each corp

'Good because Tala would probably hurt me if she saw Sofia with earrings on' Naruto thought as piercing a baby's ears this early was a little much

Sofia giggled as she looked at her bracelet and fired a rainbow beam out her hands

One of the lanterns got up and looked as one of her blasts grazed all of his hair off his head

Sofia burst out in innocent laughter looking at the guy

"Okay, gonna have to work on that when we get home" Naruto said as he tried not to burst in laughter

"Nice look Guy" Hal said as he laughed at Guy's bald head that Sophia shot off

"Ah, screw you Jordan" Guy said as he (in his opinion) was still better looking than Hal

"Mama" Sofia said as she started getting cranky

"Okay, that's our cue to leave" Naruto said as he didn't want to see what Sofia could do with her new powers when she's mad or unhappy

"Well it was nice to see you Kilowog, I'm assuming you ladies are coming too?" Hal said as he and Kilowog shook hands before turning to Aya and the others

"Yes Oa was never truly my home and I wish to see what life is like on earth" Aya said to him with a bright smile

"It'd be nice to see Earth considering John always talked about it" Arisia said as she trained under John for a while

"Let's quit yapping and just go already" Laira said as she wanted to get far from this planet as the guardians lost much of her respect

"We're leaving, got a problem with that?" Naruto asked the guardians giving them one final glare daring them to try anything

The guardians were silent as they knew he was not something to push any farther than they already had

"That's what I thought" Naruto said as he took off

(few months later)

"So how goes it" Naruto asked Kal as he was hanging with him in the Fortress of Solitude while he spent time with Jessica

"Could be better" Kal said as that was how it was some days

"You ever tell Lois about" Naruto said as they glanced at Jessica playing with a robot nanny cam that Kal had in his ship

"I don't know how to bring it up...and also I'm afraid she'll go investigate Cadmus behind my back" Kal said as Lois dug and dug till she finally uncovered the truth one of her best and worst qualities

"I kinda understand, I mean you kinda have a kid with another woman" Naruto said referring to Mala

"And you don't forget that" Kal said as it was still weird to both of them

"Nope, but you can't keep lying to her or you might lose her" Naruto said as secrets weren't always for the best

"Yeah, I know" Kal said as he hated keeping secrets

"Then tell her" Naruto said as it was that simple

"So how are the other kids" Kal asked knowing Naruto was a busy leaguer

"Pretty good all things considering" Naruto said as taking care of a lot of kids and be a full time hero was a difficult job

"So how many besides Will are pushing for you to actually make a kid with them?" Kal asked knowing that the red head was desperate to be a mother along with a few other women

"A lot, but I'm thinking of letting those we got grow a bit before we have anymore" Naruto said as he had his hands full enough as is "anyway I'm gonna take some time off and be with my kids you guys think you'll be fine without me?" he asked curiously

"Yeah take all the time you need but you have monitor duty soon" Kal said to him as J'onn took most shifts as he needed less sleep and lived up there

"Crap I have to watch Daria and Jessica" Naruto said as the other girls had business and with Kal and Diana going he needed to bring them

"It'll be fine what's the worst that can happen" Kal said unknowingly tempting fate

"Someone uses a boom tube to get inside like Darkseid did" Naruto said as there were loopholes

"Ok fair point" Kal said as he couldn't deny that "but you'll be there I mean seriously" he said as they took off

Naruto groaned as he needed to think of something

(few hours later)

"What are you guys wearing?" Naruto asked as he saw his friends return in completely different outfits

'J'onn' 'Superman' thought to his Martian friend

'Apparently this universe had a hero we didn't have on the team his name is Naruto Namikaze' 'J'onn' thought to him

"Nothing Naruto we were in another dimension time moves differently there" 'Superman' said to him not knowing how to react to this non factor

"Ok also Diana catch" Naruto said handing her two small silver bracelets

"What are these for" 'Diana' asked as these seemed to small for any amazon as she knew they were made on her home island

"For our daughter Daria, your mother made them for her and wants to see if they fit" Naruto said as he was surprised the woman wanted the girl to have them "c'mere Daria" he said as the baby waved at her 'mother'

Daria looked at her 'mother' strangely

"The haircut looks good but I think she's having a tough time recognizing you" Naruto said as he saw confusion in their daughter's eyes

"Y-Yes" 'Diana' said as she looked at the girl looking back at her

"Oh Kal you gonna spend time with Jessica this week?" Naruto asked him curiously

'Jessica?' 'Kal' asked J'onn mentally

'Apparently you, him, and another Kryptonian by the name of Mala have a daughter she was made out of DNA from all of you' 'J'onn' thought to him

"Yeah, I was just gonna rest up a bit, dealing with Doomsday after all" 'Kal' said to him

"Yeah, I would've figured another one would've shown up sooner or later" Naruto said as he knew that Waller had told him a fired scientist had let him go out of spite "but seriously man tone it down that thing may have been evil but...to do that was far I mean both kids saw that" he said as Jessica became frightful as she saw Kal melt into Doomsday's brain

"Right, sorry guess I just was trying to end it before anymore people got hurt" 'Kal' said as he acted like his old self

"Where's Flash?" Naruto asked not seeing his buddy

"Probably pigging out somewhere, you know how when he eats" 'Kal' said as he and the other lords tensed

"True, well I'm heading home" Naruto said "You coming Diana, Shayera?"

'J'onn?' the two thought to him

'Apparently you two are part of his… harem' 'J'onn' mentally told them making both women blush and mentally stutter

Daria continued to look at her 'mother; quizzingly and crawled to her and patted her boot

'J'onn' 'Diana' thought to him wondering what to do or what 'her' daughter wanted

"Mama" Daria said putting her arms out

'Just pick her up' 'Shayera' thought to her

'Diana' reached down and lifted Daria up and the two looked at each other before Daria put a hand on her face "Ow" 'Diana' said chuckling a bit and readjusted her hold on Daria

"Yeah, you gotta watch she'll do that when you least expect it" Naruto said as his daughter had recently started doing that

'Already a fighter' 'Diana' thought feeling some pride

"Ow, ow, ow" 'Shayera' said as Spiralfire pulled on her wing

"Yeah, he's starting to get curious about things" Naruto said as Starfire dropped him off a little while before they showed

"Daddy" Jessica said getting 'Kal' attention by pulling on his cape

'Oh hell' 'Kal' thought nervously as he turned to her

'I swear are all of you this lacking when it comes to infants and children' 'J'onn' said mentally as he had children and he somehow knew better than all of them

Jessica and 'Kal' looked at each other before Jessica whimpered before running to Naruto and holding his leg tightly

"Hey, hey, hey, what's wrong?" Naruto asked her as he felt her tremble

'She knows' 'J'onn' thought to all of them

'Do something' 'Kal' thought as he couldn't kill an innocent child or this man here

"She must be getting tired, I'll take her to bed" Naruto said as the girl seemed terrified

'J'onn block her memories' 'Kal' said to him mentally as the child posed a problem

'J'onn's' eyes glowed for a moment as he uses his powers on the girl as he was having difficulty trying to access Naruto's mind 'I cannot she's blocking me' he said mentally

"Well come on, it's time for you all to take your nap" Naruto said before they all yawned but Jessica still was trembling in his arms

"You go do that, while we take care of some things" 'Kal' said as he gave 'Diana' and 'Shayera' a look telling them to go with Naruto

"Sure, later" Naruto said as he along with the children, 'Diana' and 'Shayera' teleported away 'Somethings up' he thought to himself as something didn't feel right

(Few minutes later back at Naruto's house)

Naruto just put the kids to sleep as he gave them kisses goodnight 'Time for some answers' he thought as he went to confront 'Diana' and 'Shayera'

'Shayera' tried attacking him but he wrapped her and 'Diana' up in his chakra chains restraining them

"Now… who the hell are you people?" Naruto asked them as they were acting to strangely

"We're not from this world" 'Shayera' said in admittance trying to buy time

"Apparently, as the Shayera and Diana I know wouldn't go down this easy" Naruto said to them "And give me those" he said taking Daria's bracelets from 'Diana' as he didn't like an enemy that was armed

"We'll break free, eventually" 'Diana' said

"I took down Darkseid, do you really think I'll have a problem with you all?" Naruto said shocking them as they knew the power Darkseid wielded

"Are you blushing?" 'Shayera' asked Diana

"Sorry" 'Diana' said as she was attracted to his strength

"Yeah I know funny thing is my Diana is the same way" Naruto said as he knew what she was thinking "Now, where are my friends?" he asked

"Our world… why are we just blurting out the answers" 'Shayera' asked

"A little trick Diana taught me with my chains, now not only can they restrain you, but now they compel you to tell the truth." Naruto said as he took a small fragment of her lasso's power and added to his "Now how do I get to your world?" he asked them knowing they had to have had a way back

"The Batcave" Shayera said to him

"Gotta ask what's up with the mask I know it's of Thanagarian design" Naruto said as Shayera had given him a little insight to her people's history

"You've seen my face?" 'Shayera' asked him in surprise as she only showed her face when she wanted to infront of people she trusted or didn't care

"Well, yeah duh" Naruto said to her "but why is this one different then your regular helmet spill" he said to her wanting an answer as he felt there was a slight presence to that mind

"In a short time less then a year give or take my species the Thanagarions will invade earth we destroyed them before they could invade earth" Shayera said as the Justice Lords had killed them all when they tried to invade earth

'Oh shit' Naruto thought

"And so I decided to take a new look, one more similar to my home on Thanagar" 'Shayera' said

"But why?" Naruto asked

"To show the new us, we're not called the Justice League, we're the Justice Lords" Shayera said to him as that was another difference

"I-nevermind" Naruto said to her as he knew Shayera's people were coming here as she informed the others but it sounds like they lied to her

"Also, as a heads up if he's in this world, the man I was engaged to is the general that comes" 'Shayera' said as she didn't know if he already knew that or not

"Oh she told me that it was basically loveless" Naruto said to her as he was well informed

"Well what are you waiting for, if you're gonna save your friends shouldn't you be leaving" 'Diana' said as she knew that would be the moment they could make their escape

"Oh I am also Amazo" Naruto said as he called to his friend

"Yes" Amazo said as he suddenly appeared

"These two are dimensional counterparts of the originals don't listen to them" Naruto said to him wanting him to keep an eye on them

"Of course" Amazo said to him as he stood there watching them

"Also watch Daria" Naruto said as he handed his daughter to him as he knew 'Diana' wouldn't make a move with her counterparts daughter with him

Daria starred at her mother's counterpart

'Diana' felt weak in the girl's presence as Daria just kept her eyes on her

"Bad mama" Daria said to her giving her a look

"Say what you will girl is smart" Naruto said taking off

(Batcave)

'Let's do this' Naruto thought as he jumped through the portal and was in some sort of prison and saw Bruce or this world's 'Batman' escape from a cell

"Speak where are they" Naruto said as he increased gravity around them

"Probably on their way to Arkham" Lord Batman said as he was on the ground struggling to get up

"Why there?" Naruto asked curiously

"Your Hawkgirl got hurt so we sent her there to get aid" Lord Batman said to him then felt the gravity increase even more

"If anything happens to her you are a dead man" Naruto said to him before he left

(Arkham Asylum)

"Okay, wow, this really is a different Gotham… it's clean" Naruto said as there was no litter or anything, even the Asylum looked good

"Don't pick the flowers" a feminine voice said to him

Naruto turned and saw this world's Poison Ivy wearing a garden outfit but what got him was the two holes on her head 'she's been lobotomized' he thought in disgust

"There you are" Flash said "Dude, where have you been?" he asked curiously

"Watching my kids and finding a way to get here"

"They're in there getting Shayera, dude the place is run by the inmates, and they all got holes in their heads, what's up with that?" Flash asked him

"They've all been lobotomized they're basically reprogrammed" Naruto said as he sensed no passion for plants his Ivy had

"You think this world's Superman did it?" Wally asked him

"I do, and I think these aren't the only ones he did it to." Naruto said as he felt more people like Ivy in there

"How does Luthor killing me cause all of this?" Flash asked as this was insane

"I don't think it… wait what?" Naruto said to him asking what he meant by that

"While we were locked up their Batman told us what happened, Luthor became president, killed me and then Superman goes off the deep end and kills him" Flash said to him

"Your death wouldn't cause this no offense" Naruto said to him "Ivy what happened after Flash died" he asked her knowing she was to smart even if she was lobotomized

"Luthor nearly brought the world to a nuclear war" Ivy said to him simply "after the Flash died it set many things into motion that lead to a possible all out war which would've destroyed the planet and before Luthor could launch an all out strike with nuclear weapons Superman killed him" she said to him simply

"Your death didn't cause this dude Luthor did with all his bs" Naruto said as only Luthor could cause an all out war

"Which wouldn't have started if I wasn't dead, like she said my death set many things into motion" Flash said having a bigger opinion of himself now

"Not you man if any of you died it could push us you know what I did to Darkseid" Naruto said as that was more for the benefit of the universe

"Can we just hurry up and get Hawkgirl and get off of this crazy world?" Flash said as he just felt guilty and knew Naruto was trying to cheer him up

"Yeah, they're in there right?" Naruto asked before suddenly a robotic head like Superman's fell between them "Nevermind" he said as they ran inside "seriously man why do they all look like you" he asked Kal

"I don't know I only have a few spares that look like me" Kal said as he used them in times of healing or he was missing

"Well these things suck" Naruto said as he punched one's head off "They break so easily" he said as he really didn't put that much force into that punch

"Yeah SM, if these are like the ones you got back home then you should really give them some upgrades" Flash said as he sped around one taking it apart

"I got her" Hal said as he held Shayera who was still unconscious

"Throw her in" Naruto said as he summoned the King of Hell with his rinnegan and Hal threw Shayera into it and as she was chewed she was spit out fully healed but still unconscious "Let's go, we're gonna have to fly as she's in no condition to be teleported" he said picking her up

When everyone went outside they were met by a battalion with tanks and cannons aimed at them

Suddenly Lord Batman came down in front of them "Hold it, these are my prisoners" he said to the Lieutenant

"You're in the right costume, but how do we know you're him" the soldier in command said

"Are you questioning my authority, Lieutenant?" Lord Batman asked as he got in his face as they all then walked away

"Good work I almost believed you were him" Superman said to him

"I am him/He is" Lord Batman and Naruto said

(Later at the Batcave)

"So was your Flash the consciousness of your group like I am?" Flash asked Lord Batman

"Come on Jiminy" Hal said as they all went through the portal back

"Kal" Naruto said stopping him before he went through "these guys are us and have 2 years on us we need to drop to their level or cross some type of line cause they're" he said to him knowing that was how it was

"I'm not willing to kill so that's absolutely off the table" Kal said firmly "But I understand, I'm not gonna like it but we don't have a choice" he said as they needed to do something

(Later in Stryker's prison)

The Justice Lords burst through the cell's ceiling looking at Luthor before Lord Superman grabbed him "Where's the hostage?"

"There… never was one" Luthor said before changing revealing himself to be J'onn "Sorry" he said with a smirk before he phased out and the room sparked with electricity

Lord Hawkgirl used her mace to take some of the electricity from the room before she knocked the cell door down before glaring at Batman who was at the controls for the voltage being sent into the cell

Hal shot at her but she quickly dodged before tossing her mace at the controls breaking them

Hal fired rapidly at her before finally getting her and sending her to the ground

Lord J'onn came out of the room before turning into a four eyed, monstrous serpentine like creature with four arms as J'onn took a similar form only with two arms, two eyes and a less monstrous look and the two charged at each other going through the ceiling

The others take on their counterparts as Lord Superman flew out of the cell at Naruto only to get sent flying as the Naruto he hit was an exploding clone

As Lord Superman got up Flash kept throwing rocks at him

Flash reached for more and found none "Uh oh" he said in fear

Lord Superman went at him but Naruto slammed a giant rasengan right into his side "Mess with him, and you mess with me" he said

Lord Superman growled as he went in and grabbed Naruto by the throat "You're weak, I used to be the same way until I saw I was doing it all wrong" he said in a low tone

"No, you're the weak one, as you sacrificed your morals a long time ago" Naruto said making him growl

Lord Superman tried to lobotomize him but Naruto made a crystal over his head causing his heat vision to bounce back at him

As he was blinded Naruto kicked him away sending him through a wall "do it now you son of a bitch" he yelled loudly

Lord Superman looked up at the hole the two 'J'onn's' made and saw Kal standing with Luthor who was holding some kind of weapon "you sided with him?!" he said angrily

"Just one of the hard decisions I've had to make today" Kal said "Do it" he said to Lex

"My pleasure" Luthor said with a smirk

Lord Superman charged at him but Luthor fired the weapon at him making him groan before he fell to the ground

Lord J'onn went at him next but Luthor shot at him as well causing him to turn back to normal before he fell to the ground as well and then proceeded to fire at the other Justice Lords

(few hours later)

"This isn't over" Kal said as he was behind a cell fueled by red solar energy

"I know but a deal is a deal" Naruto said as he looked at all the imprisoned Lord members as he delivered them here on their earth

"I'm sorry" Lord Bruce said as he was outside in his business suit

"Traitor" Lord Superman said to him

"He may be a traitor but he didn't start this" Naruto said as betrayal was double sided

"I should've done this a long time ago, the other me was right, I was disgracing my parents memory by following you" Lord Bruce said as they walked out "thanks" he said to Naruto

"Here" Naruto said as he gave him a piece of paper "it's your ex's list of known aliases my Batman isn't a total fuck up" he said walking away

"Thank you" Lord Bruce said to him

"Thank me by undoing the damage to those people in Arkham except Joker I fucking hope that one becomes a vegetable" Naruto said as he hoped Joker had the worst welcoming to hell

"Was thinking the same thing" Lord Bruce said with a chuckle

"Later Bruce hopefully we never meet again" Naruto said as them meeting would be a bad thing

(next day at Cadmus)

"So Luthor doomed the world?" Waller asked him curiously as he was informing her of the Justice Lords

"Yeah we need to prevent that shit immediately" Naruto said to her as Luthor having access to the big red button was a nightmare

"Yeah Luthor's not one I'd trust my superiors on the other hands may try and use him" Waller said as Luthor wasn't some that could be used and contained as he wanted control

"If they do try and keep me in the loop" Naruto said as if he was in the loop he could try and prevent things from happening

"Got it I don't trust Luthor working for or with Cadmus he'll find some way to try and come on top" Waller said as that was how it was for people dealing with Luthor

"So Cadmus still views us as a threat?" Naruto asked as the whole point of Cadmus was to prevent the Justice League from going rogue

"Not you or Batman, but Superman is still under much heavy surveillance after his moment with Darkseid" Waller said as Superman still had many people worried about him when he was under Darkseid's control

"But the others?" Naruto asked curiously

"With Tala still working for us they don't have many worries for Wonder Woman and Hawkgirl is considered easy as she only has a mace and wings" Waller said to him

"And Hal and J'onn?" Naruto said as he knew she knew who Hal was and J'onn was public with his martian name

"They plan to pull the government card pulling him back into service if needed and J'onn they've deemed a non hostile but desired resource" Waller said as everyone seemed to crave telepathy

(few days later)

"We need to tell people they need to know" Naruto said in a meeting

"Tell them what all of us were dictators" Hal said to him

"Not all me and Flash are in the clear and so is Batman since his double was in the other world" Naruto said as that was what people would be asking

"I say keep it in the dark" Batman said knowing secrets better than most

"We can't Luthor knows or will figure it out especially since he's out" Kal said as Luthor was released already

"And cancer free" Naruto said as that was something Lex also wanted

"And trying his hand at politics" Flash said as Luthor was getting involved in Metropolis' communities donating money

"Well at least he doesn't have his old building I made sure of that" Naruto said as Lena had full and total control of Lex Corp which soon became L-Corp

"That's comforting" Kal said in relief

"But turns out he's smarter than he looks he had a bunch of shell corporations hidden that me and Batman couldn't find" Naruto said

"Well that's fan-fucking-tastic" Hal said as Lex and money was a fucked up situation

"And unless he does something bad, we can't touch him" Naruto said as that was how it was

"Even greater!" Hal said loudly and very disappointed

"Well, considering we're all talking, have any of you given any more thought about that fundraiser for the orphanage? I made shoes" Flash asked them curiously

Everyone else groaned slightly as they forgot about that except Naruto

"Don't worry I made t-shirts among other things" Naruto said as he and Will had been brainstorming things to do and have for the fundraiser

"We're not doing autographs are we?" Batman asked as he loved the kids but he wasn't gonna do something like go public

"Don't worry I thought of stuff for all of you" Naruto said

"Can I still do my shoe thing?" Flash asked as he didn't want them to go to waste

"Go ahead" Naruto said to him as that was as good a thing as any to give

"Yes" Flash said happily

"If we're shooting ideas, I could make some lanterns, you know for kids scared of the dark or going camping" Hal said as that was the best he got

"I had nightlights made for you" Naruto said as Hal flipped him off as that sounded lame

"What about the rest of us?"

"I made fake wings and novelty helmets for Shayera, Batman and Superman capes as well as fake batarangs and S shields, Wonder Woman like bracelets and tiaras, and for J'onn, Martian helmets" Naruto said as he held up a helmet like the one Marvin the Martian wore

Hal and Flash burst into laughter after that and laughed louder as J'onn tried the helmet on

"What?" J'onn said looking at the others in confusion

"There's a cartoon character called Marvin the Martian and he wears that helmet" Naruto said trying to hold back is laughter

"Oh, I'm familiar with that character" J'onn said as he watched all sorts of television sometimes transforming into certain people or characters that caught his interest

"Hit us with your best Marvin, J'onn" Hal said as he had to see this

J'onn began morphing until he literally became Marvin the Martian(Disclaimer we do not own anything related to this character or his show and this is all non profit)

"Oh holy fuck it works" Hal said as he laughed as J'onn looked like a legit animated character

"Greetings earthlings I have come from my home of mars, it's a lovely place to be" J'onn said imitating Marvin the Martian perfectly

"Oh man we need to record this" Flash said as this was too good to pass up

"I got it" Naruto said as he was recording this for his kids as the loved when M'gann did it

J'onn got up and started walking making them laugh even more as he was perfectly doing Marvin's walk before he went to a computer and began pushing buttons "Oh darn these computers they're so naughty and complex, I could pinch them" he said making Hal and Flash fall over laughing

Diana was laughing hard as her daughter watched this from time to time and seeing it in real life made it hilarious

"Prepare yourself for immediate disintegration" J'onn said as he pulled out a ray gun

"You should do that more often, the kids would love it, my kids love it when M'gann does that" Naruto said as M'gann did it a lot as she loved to watch tv with them

"Oh man please stop my sides hurt" Hal said as he held his sides

"Yeah, man I can't breath" Flash said as he was turning red and gasping for air

J'onn smiled as he turned back to normal

"We won't get sued will we" Superman asked Bruce

"No I'll make some calls make sure all the credit goes to Warner Bros" Bruce said as last thing he needed was for their operation to get sued

"Now that I can breath, I got a call from Gordon Godfrey asking for a interview, now I don't know about you guys but I don't wanna be in a room with that prick for even one minute" Flash said as a minute was longer for him than it was for them

"We don't do interviews" Kal said before everyone turned to him with a look "say the wrong thing and we lose certain people for taking stands in certain places"

"And what do you call your little chats with Lois after you beat somebody or save someone?" Naruto said as that was a fair point "and don't pull me into this I know how to use my words" he said knowing he did an interview in the past

Kal looked away as he had no retort for that

"It wouldn't be a bad thing to connect with people" Wonder Woman said as she wanted to go to Greece to see the old coliseums

"And it won't hurt to say I like birds" Shayera said as she loved to fly with others

"I don't trust myself with reporters" Flash said as he ran his mouth and got nervous quickly especially when put on the spot

"I avoid the public puts less of a target on me" Hal said as he saved his home time and time again but he didn't

"I hate Godfrey" Wonder Woman said

"You hate him because he made that comment about how you dress" Naruto said as he wanted to punch in the man's teeth

"Well. what's wrong with how I dress?" Wonder Woman asked him with a grin

"Nothing honey" Naruto said as he loved how she dressed and had zero complaints

"Shayera, does bring up a good point. Why don't we let the people get to know us then maybe they wouldn't be so afraid of us all the time" Hal said as people were afraid of things they didn't know

"People are afraid of power, and who has more power than us?"Superman asked them

"Him" Flash said pointing at Naruto

"Oh please" Naruto said knowing there was always someone stronger

"Well you are" Flash said in his defense

"He's got a point, there's barely anybody out there that can make you sweat" Hal said as the guardians were a powerful beings

"All of you stop tempting fate" Naruto said to them

"Like fate has a hold on you" Wonder Woman said as she was a firm beli

"Don't start getting reliant on him, that's going to be your downfall" Batman said as he always seeked to find improvement

"We're not saying we always need him Bats we're just saying he's a strong guy" Flash said as he knew he always needed to improve himself as he was still learning the do's and don'ts about his powers

"Yeah and if begin getting cocky with our abilities then that will give our enemies an advantage as they can use that against us" Naruto said as even an ego or someone's pride could be used against them as a weapon

"Well fundraiser is tomorrow, anybody got anything to do till then?" Hal asked before an alarm went off "I had to ask"

"No it's not that kinda alarm, we're getting a call" Naruto said as that was a strange one

"Has to be military, nobody else knows how" Superman said

"Let's see what they want, but I bet I know who it is" Naruto said as he answered it "Hello Amanda" he said

"Hello, now you know I wouldn't call unless it was serious" Amanda said in a non joking tone

"What do you got?" Naruto asked her curiously

"A General who's gone crazy, last night some soldier brought some gem back to an army base, going about looking for nuclear weapons until the poor guy got knocked out, now General McCormick has disappeared and so has this crystal." Amanda said as she debriefed them

"Sounds like some magical artifact" Naruto said "Do you have a picture?" he asked

Amanda pressed a button and the picture of a large purple gemstone was shown "Recognize it?" she asked

"No but I can have Tala take a look, thanks" Naruto said as she worked there anyway and Cadmus higher ups seeing he was 'working' for them would defuse and stop a lot of heat directed at them

"Keep me posted" Amanda said before hanging up

"Think we're in trouble?" Hal asked him

"Probably but if this general shows up don't touch the gem, not until we know what the heck it is" Naruto said

(2 hours later)

"Any luck Tala?" Naruto asked as Tala went through their library going through books

"Not yet, can you give a better description of it?" Tala said a she had many tomes focused around crystals it was insane

"It's small, purple and straight. Amanda said that the people that came in contact with it were acting strange, talking about looking for weapons to wipe out mankind" Naruto said as that sounded like something everyone wanted to prevent

"Hmm, did she say anything about whistling or humming?" Tala asked

"Yeah but what does that have to do with anything?" Naruto asked curiously

"Aha, found it… oh no." Tala said looking at the crystal in question in a book "It's called the Heart of Darkness" she said

"Heart of Darkness? Anything like Will's Heart of Kandrakar?" Naruto asked her

"No, this Heart holds the evil souls of a race of serpentine people called the Ophidians" Tala said as she did much research on all magical items

"Anything I should know?" Naruto asked curiously

"You cannot touch the gem, because those who do are then held under the sway of the Ophidians inside of the gem, to continue their mission of wiping out all of humanity" Tala said as the gem was basically possessing whomever touched it "destroy it and you may untether the souls to it" she said to him

"Untether?" Naruto asked her curiously

"Meaning if you break the gem then whoever comes in contact with the shards will also be under their control, you have to destroy the gem entirely for all the people touched by it to be normal once again" Tala said as she gave him a how to on ins and outs on this type of thing

"Any weaknesses?" Naruto asked curiously

"Light, those under its control cannot stand light" Tala said as beings of darkness hated light

"Thanks" Naruto said before giving her a kiss before he left

(1 hour later)

"Wow and I thought Trickster looked ridiculous" Flash said as they stared at the possessed general who wore the gem around his neck as a necklace, he has some blue on his face and worse a purple and lime green suit

"Ok besides the bad fashion sense let's go kill him by that I mean the spirit or spirits in him" Naruto said feeling like he needed to clarify

"Time to see the light" Hal said as he made a spotlight construct and shined it on the general who screamed as he tried to stay out of the light

"We gotta keep him in the light" Naruto said as the general needed to be in the light for it to work

"So what vampire rules" Hal asked seriously and sarcastically

"That's sunlight" Naruto said as he supposed it'd work as the sun was a source of brightness and this man was attacking them at night

Diana brought out her lasso and wrapped the General up in it "Now, Lantern" she said

Hal pointed his ring up and created a construct of a sun this causing the general to scream as a black show left his mouth before the Heart of Darkness disintegrated

"Where am I? What the hell am I wearing?" General McCormick asked seriously confused as he couldn't remember anything

'I'll have Waller pardon him' Naruto thought as the man didn't do anything of his own free will

Suddenly the sounds of someone's phone going off was heard

"Seriously?" Hal said

"Oh that's me" Wonder Woman said as she realized that was her phone "And surprise it's Audrey" she said with a chuckle answering it

"... Where does she keep that?" Flash asked curiously as she didn't have pockets to put it in

"And do we really want to know that?" Hal asked also curiously

"So what does she want?" Naruto asked her

"Surprise, some fun" Wonder Woman said as Audrey never wanted to stop partying ever

"What club is she at now?" Naruto asked cracking some bones

"Oh no, not that kinda fun" Wonder Woman said to him with a smirk

"I have to ask have you become immune to females yet" Hal asked as Naruto had way to many women he wondered he he got sick of them yet

"Nope, and I don't think I ever will" Naruto said as he teleported away with Diana

(The next day)

Naruto had a proud smirk as he went at it with Audrey and the other girls all night as he felt that he wasn't giving them their fair share of attention

He was drinking his coffee and watching TV enjoying his day when he suddenly felt something

"You're feeling it too" Tala said walking into the room and sitting on the couch with him

"What is that?" Naruto asked curiously

"Something is coming, something bad" Tala said as her magical senses were in overdrive feeling something was trying to enter their world

Soon an egyptian ankh appeared and Dr Fate coming through it

"Naruto I-" Fate was saying before Raven and Naruto decked him still pissed from before

"Wait, did you do something? You seem different" Naruto said as when he made contact he felt something was off

"You could say that I am free from the Lords of Order." Fate said as he rubbed his head before Naruto helped him up "I felt disgraced by what I did so I took a stand, now I am my own man, in control of my own powers. The lords may not like it, but as you would say, screw them" he said with a laugh

"You sent Nabu away?" Raven asked impressed

"Yes, and now his powers are my own to command" Fate said "You've been feeling the mystical tremors as well haven't you?" he asked

"Yes, what is that?" Naruto asked him

"An ancient evil known as Icthultu, thousands of years ago the ancient king of Atlantis sent him away but now he is coming back, I need your help. Originally, a sacrifice was to be made to sate his destructive self but I cannot willingly throw someone to that beast and call it doing justice." Fate said as after his encounters with Naruto he decided to try harder to find a different better way

"Sacrifice, what sacrifice?" Raven asked as due to her history she hated sacrifices

"The forbearance of a deadman, meaning I would have to sacrifice Solomon Grundy to Icthultu, Aquaman has already retrieved him but there has to be a different way. My magic is powerful but is nothing compared to Icthultu's power" Fate said

"Did you say Icthultu?" Shayera asked entering the room

"How could you possibly know his name?" Fate asked curiously as it was lost to many and her being an alien put much more depth to it

"Thousands of years ago back in the ancient days on Thanagar we actually worshiped him" Shayera said

"You worshipped that demon?" Fate said shocked

"She's not the first" Raven said giving Fate a look as that was another thing about her past

"It was a long time ago" Shayera said

"Question, this demon does he have squid like demons with teeth for henchmen?" Naruto asked as he just got off the phone

"Yes, they are the old one, his servants, the barriers are beginning to deteriorate, if we do not act soon Icthultu will return and destroy all that we know" Fate said

'I swear do you just attract things demonic in nature' Kurama asked him very seriously

"If we are not giving him a sacrifice then what are we doing?" Tala asked

"We're gonna go to Icthultu's world and kick his slimy butt" Shayera said as she grabbed her mace

"Nth metal? We may have a chance, the metal that makes up your weapon is a alloy that guards one from magic, and since Icthultu is a magical being then your mace could destroy him" Fate said

"If I don't destroy him first" Naruto said cracking his knuckles as he had much interactions with demonic forces

"This won't be like Trigon mate this bloody fucker is a hard kill" Constantine said as he entered the room

"Then that makes this more fun" Naruto said as he always enjoyed a challenge

"Is he...always like this" Fate asked Raven

"Yep" Raven thought as it made Naruto hotter in her opinion

"Me and the others can keep the overgrown pieces of Calamari at bay from getting into the city, but who's gonna help you take on the overgrown skull squid?" Constantine asked

"Raven, Fate, Superman, Wonder Woman, Hawkgirl… and Grundy" Naruto said as he saw the giant zombie walk through the ankh "ok fuck it also we need to grab someone" he said as he made a phonecall "Yo HB we could use a hand" he said loudly and happily

"HB?" Fate asked Raven curiously

"Hellboy" Raven said to him

"You are friends with Anung un Rama?" Fate said as that was surprising to him as he kept track of half demons

"Yep," Naruto said simply

(1 hour later)

"I hate portals" Hellboy said as he came through a ankh "Trippy" he said as they were inside the Tower of Fate

"Grundy think red man look cool" Grundy said as he looked at Hellboy

"Uhh, thanks" Hellboy said not sure how else to respond

"Now we're gonna be going into this guys own turf meaning he'll have home field advantage" Naruto said "Oh you brought Liz" he said as Liz Sherman came through the ankh

"Like I'm staying behind with Abe and the Professor" Liz said with a smirk

"I like her" Shayera said as she respected people like Liz

"Sorry, Naruto may be cute but I already got my guy" Liz said as Hellboy put a arm around her

"Be ready for we will be facing things from your deepest nightmares" Fate said he opened a portal to Icthultu's dimension

"Just shut up and move" Hellboy said

"What he said" Both Grundy and Shayera said as they then looked at one another oddly

"Will you be alright?" Diana asked Kal as they all knew his vulnerability to magic

"Yeah" Kal said as even though he hated magic he knew he'd have to put up with it

"Let's go, the longer we wait the more demons that thing will send" Raven said as that was demons 101

"Grundy will crush squid face" Grundy said

"Good so let's go kill this bastard" Naruto said

"Finally talking my bloody language" Constantine said with a grin and then Naruto tossed him a bottle of hooch "oh buddy I swear it's like you're trying to seduce me" he said drinking the bottle

'Ew' Naruto and everyone thought

"He's straight" all the women that have slept with Naruto said as they knew beyond a reason of a doubt

They entered the portal and then looked around

"Ew" Grundy said as everything looked all dead and gross

"I'll take point" Kal said taking to the air

"No" Fate said as he made a rope and pulled him back to them

"What'd you do that for" Kal asked him

"In this realm, ground and sky are not always parallel, if we are separated you could become hopelessly lost" Fate said as flight was a no go

"Then we should've gotten Flash" Wonder Woman said knowing Wally was a good scout

"Sometimes, more speed is not always needed" Fate said as his eyes glowed

"I always thought this place was a myth, a tale to scare children on Thanagar" Shayera said as this was her version of finding out the boogeyman was real

"How did your people fall under his sway?" Fate asked her curiously wondering how her people came to worship a demon

"Thanagar was a harsh world in those days, he gave us agriculture, mathematics, philosophy, the foundations of our entire culture" Shayera said

"Until something changed, you stopped believing in him" Diana said as it was common amongst those worshipped as gods or those that were actually gods

"Yes, modern thanagarians bow down to no higher power" Shayera said

"I sense we are near our goal" Fate said as he could feel the demonic presence

"I sense something to helmet head… trouble" Hellboy said as he reached for his gun

Suddenly the ground around them exploded and grey skinned creatures with mouths in their palms came out and pointed their palms at them unleashing a deafening scream at them pushing them back and destroying the ground they walked on show some weird pink surface

'I wonder if they're related to Deidara' Naruto thought as Fate raised a shield to protect them but some tried pulling him under but Naruto pulled him back up

More came and charged at them, one backhanding Shayera knocking her mace out of her hands and when she reached for it another stepped on it and prepared to unleash a scream at her but Grundy charged and split it in half

"Grundy hate stupid screaming men!" Grundy said as he found the screams annoying as he smashed more away

"Come on you ugly sons of bitches, come on!" Hellboy said as he fired at them, smashing some with his stone fist "Hurts doesn't it!" he said as he fired from his gun

"Ictolo, voll!" Fate said as he made a golden orb in his hand before firing at the creatures

"Grundy knows how he can hurt lots of screaming men" Grundy said as he smashed the ground making many fall off the path before looking down as the path split underneath him

"I like your style big guy let me lend a hand" Hellboy said as he assisted him as he and Shayera pulled him back up

"Bird nose and red man help Grundy? But Birdnose and her friends hate Grundy" Grundy said

"Grundy help bird nose, bird nose help Grundy" Shayera said

"Gah, these things are hurting me more, super hearing remember!" Naruto said as he held his ears because with his hearing their screams were hurting him more

"We need to send them back together" Kal said as he and Naruto clapped both creating sonic booms sending all of the creatures flying "Phew, everyone okay?" he asked them as that was a little powerful

"What?!" Naruto said very loudly

"You're talking very loudly" Shayera said as she motioned to her ears

"I can barely hear you, speak up!" Naruto said as he listened closely

"Here" Fate said as he put his hands over Naruto's ears before his hands glowed gold "Better?" he asked in a gentle

"Yeah, I'm good now" Naruto said normally as he could hear again "I don't think I can take another blast from those things" he said as he didn't want tinnitus

"Yeah mate, those things can really hit the high notes" Constantine said he rubbed his ears healing himself with magic

"Be ready for Icthultu may send more" Fate said to them

"What makes you so sure" Constantine asked as he was a little curious what Fate knew

"Because we're walking on one of his limbs" Fate said

"What?!" everyone said as they looked at the ground they were walking on

"Well that certainly explains the pink underneath" Liz said as she was a little creeped out

"Yes, those creatures were simply manifestations created from his own body, if you think they were bad, just wait until we take the battle inside of him" Fate said

"Inside of him?" Kal asked

"The only way to destroy Icthultu for good is to attack him from within, destroy him from the inside out" Fate said

"Great we have to get eaten" Naruto said plainly

'Hope it;s not like Kinkaku and Ginkaku' Kurama thought as that was an unpleasant experience

"Not necessarily my friend" Fate said to him

"What's that supposed to mean?" Hellboy asked him

"It means that we merely have to get inside of him, not just through his stomach but also from other places like his mind" Fate said

"I say go for his brain, I've been eaten twice in my lifetime, and it sucked a lot" Naruto said shivering as he remembered his encounter with Orochimaru's snake back during the first Chunin exams and the second time when he searched for Tsunade

"Me and Diana will take him apart Naruto you and the others wreck his mind" Kal said to Naruto

"You might wanna take a look at this mate" Constantine said as he pointed to what seemed like a endless horde of creatures going through a portal

"It is as I feared, my spell is beginning to fade, once it does the barrier will be shattered and they will all enter our world" Fate said

"Me, Superman and Wonder Woman can slow them down" Raven said as she knew how to kill demons

"Yes, brakkoha!" Fate said as he made a bridge that connected with the portal "Remember, stay on the path" he said to them

"Guess that leaves the head squid for us, huh big guy" Hellboy said to Grundy giving him a playful nudge

Grundy merely charged ahead

"I love this guy" Hellboy said with a smirk following him

"Good luck" Naruto said to the three before he and the others followed as Raven, Kal and Diana ran onto the path to hold the creatures back "I love my life" he said as killing demons saving the world

They continued onto the path before Fate stopped them

"Magician why are we stopping" Grundy asked him

"He's here I can sense him" Fate said

"Where?" Shayera asked as everyone got into defensive stances

"I don't know… everywhere!" Fate said in surprise

Suddenly a blinding white light was shown as well as monstrous roaring as they looked up to see Icthultu staring down at them

"Be on your guard" Constantine said as he could tell this'd be a shit show

"Speak only when spoken to dust molt" Ichtultu said to him

"Okay that was just rude" Shayera said as she glared at the demon

"Winged molt who are you?" Icthultu asked as tentacles with eyeballs at the end looked at them

"Shayera Hol, Hawkgirl" Shayera said unafraid of him

"You have the stench of the Thanagarians on you" Icthultu said to her as he knew of her race

"Says the giant squid" Shayera said

"Definitely Thanagarian, I will speak to her before I destroy her, you others have no interest" Icthultu said before some black pod came up from the path and exploded showing new monstrous creatures

"Ew, Grundy crush pimple men!" Grundy said angrily as some of the gunk got on him

Shayera moved to help but tentacles wrapped around her limbs bringing her up to Icthultu

Naruto went to help but the creatures grabbed him and began piling up on him beating him

Fate fired two beams trying to keep them back until they grabbed him

Hellboy was under a pile of them before his stone fist came out of the pile tearing off one of the creature's heads "Alright, that's it, now I'm pissed!" he said angrily as he began beating the creatures off of him

Liz's eyes glowed orange before she unleashed a wave of flames disintegrating a wave of them

"Grr… get OFF!" Naruto shouted as he glowed before sending all of the creatures off of him "I'm done messing around lets get serious" he said to them all

"Pimple men get off of Grundy!" Grundy said as he had his fist being chewed on by one of the creatures

Hellboy fired at them blowing some of their heads off freeing Grundy's other hand to pry open the monster's mouth freeing his other hand before he split the thing in half "Like I said big guy, I got your back" he said to Grundy

"I'm gonna kill this bastard" Shayera said angrily

"Speak to me child of Thanagar" Icthultu said to her

"I've got nothing to say, I have a gesture for you but my hands are tied" Shayera said wanting to flip off the demon

"Ha, oh how I've missed your people's spirit" Icthultu said as the violence and anger he sensed from her was refreshing to him

"We don't miss you, we cast you out, thousands of years ago" Shayera said

"Why?" Icthultu asked her curiously

"The price for your gifts were too high" Shayera said

"My tributes were equitable" Icthultu said

"Oh really, then what was the price for the souls of my ancestors?" Shayera asked him

"Snake face steals souls?" Grundy said before turning to Icthultu "Give Grundy back his soul Snake Face or Grundy crush! Do you hear Grundy, give it back!" he said angrily

"Fool I'll-eh what" Icthultu said as he felt a burning sensation as he saw Naruto in a white chakra cloak

"Let's see how you like the light" Naruto said as he was using Kurama and white lantern power causing Icthultu to yell in pain

Grundy roared as he charged at Ichthultu jumping from a floating rock onto the top of Icthultu's head "Where's Grundy's soul? Tell Grundy, or Grundy crush!" he said furiously as he tore a hole in the demon's head and went inside of him

"Wait for us" Hellboy said as he, Liz and Constantine followed him

"Not without me you don't" Naruto said following

Icthtultu screamed in agony as he felt them tearing apart his insides, freeing Shayera

"What's going on?" Kal asked as he arrived with Diana, Raven and Aquaman

"They're tearing him apart from the inside" Fate said as he was impressed how this was going "come we must do our part from our end let's go" he said as they continued to fight the demon

Grundy charged through Icthultu's insides in pure rage believing that the demon could give him back his soul that was taken from him when he was turned into Solomon Grundy

"We're getting close to this thing's heart" Kal said to them

"Not all demons die if they lose their heart only greatly weakens them" Raven said informing him as it was a catch 22 in most cases

"Dying or weakening either sounds good" Diana said as that didn't change the objective

"Shayera we need an assist" Kal said as her mace was the best weapon to finally kill this thing

They were cut off as a giant black creature appeared before them with lobster claw

"Big ugly black thing not stop Grundy!" Grundy said as he charged at it

'Guy may be dead but he sure as hell is something else' Naruto thought to himself

Grundy charged dodging the green flames the monster spewed before jumping on its hand and tears off one of the claws and began stabbing it before it fell "Grundy will get his soul back, one way or the other!" he said charging ahead until he came to a glowing area

"Well, what do you know, the bloke actually has a heart" Constantine said as he was impressed that a soulless creature could show so much spirit

"Now to end this" Shayera said as she dove down and stabbed her mace right into it causing it to explode and thus killing Icthultu

"Snake face gone but Grundy still doesn't have his soul" Grundy said exhausted

"Do not worry my friend, you will reclaim your soul one day, and I'll be there to help" Fate said

"I don't know about you guys but I could really go for a shower" Naruto said as some of Icthultu's guts were all over him

"Yeah, definitely" Diana said holding her nose "And you said I smelled bad from coming back from Audrey's parties" she said as Naruto smelled even worse than she did

"Yeah and I thought my breath was funky" Constantine said as he could even tell they were drinking at a level he'd considered insane and they smelled worse than his alcohol breath

"Yeah, definitely taking a shower when we get home" Shayera said as she flapped her wings to get some of the gunk off of them as she knew her feathers would stink for a while

'Man this life never fails to entertain' Naruto thought to himself as they all walked through a portal home

(?)

"Now I say it's time to get started" a male voice said as it came out of the shadows to reveal himself to be Gorilla Grodd "I hope you're ready for some fun, Giganta" he said as a woman with red hair, blue eyes and had large earrings and golden bands around her neck and had a pink clothing that went around one shoulder and ended with a skirt she had large G cup breasts and a large plump ass

'I wish' Giganta thought as Grodd and her were lovers previously before he made her into this and had rarely touched her

"You know I always make my own fun" Killer Frost said as she leaned against a wall 'thank god I have no time left with Wallers little death squad' she thought as she had no time left

"Yes, and what about you Shade, Parasite, Sinestro?" Grodd asked them curiously as he made them all tempting offers

"I'm in if the money's good" Shade said

"If it lets me kill Green Lantern then of course I'm in" Sinestro said as he hated the green lanterns of earth

"And I'm always ready to eat" Parasite said as he loved feasting on new powers

"Then let's prepare" Grodd said with a smirk "Giganta be a dear and fetch our last member" he said to her not even looking back

'So I'm a fucking dog now' Giganta thought sadly as she left

"Hey, don't worry big girl, it'll work out in the end" Frost said to her with a wink leaving Giganta confused

'I wish' Giganta thought to herself as she fit in with humans better than she did with the gorillas

"I'm not talking about the nonexistent thing going on between you and the ape" Frost said as she may have been a killer, assassin, thief, and a whole bunch of other shit but she at least had some respect for her fellow female

"What are you talking about?" Giganta asked curiously

"You'll find out soon" Frost said as she walked off 'glad I got paid in advance for Grodd' she thought glad Naruto gave her mental shields and was paying her to keep track of these sorts of things