The Shadman the Hedgehog Chronicles

Created by FakeTheFrog. Co-Created by Elop. Typed by Mom.

First, a message to our readers. Thank you all for joining us in the latest season of Orgasm Elementary. It's been a wild ride, and we hope you join this new series! From this point on, this will be typed by my Mommy. There will hopefully be less grammatical errors from this point on!

Love, your greatest baby boy!

Shadman woke up. This was his very first moment in the universe. He had been created as a science experiment for condoms. (Gone wrong!) The main idea was to create a hedgehog who could magically change the size of their penis. "What...I...MUST...COOM!" He woke up, dick throbbing, needing to coom. "No, Shadman, not yet! You must try out these new condoms!" said Gerald, the creator of Shadman. But it was too late. Shadman already drew sexy pictures of Olissa, the only female on the Ark, and was touching his penis.

"But Shadman, please, just try out these condoms! They're watermelon flavored! Or, at the very least, just demonstrate your ability to change your penis size!" "SHUT THE FUCK UP MOM! I'M COOMING!" His penis wasn't able to actually transform...it simply throbbed. Constantly. And he always needed to coom. It was a part of his...genetic code.

After Shadman coomed, he walked out in the Ark. Gerald was crying, sad that his experiment went wrong and he created a cooming abomination. Whilst walking he saw Olissa, that sexy female he magically drew. "Olissa...how are you?" His cooming could wait. He must protect his princess. "My queen, I will do anything for you!"

Olissa starts talking in her robotic voice, since she had a concussion when going to the beach and forgot how to talk and walk, and everything in between. She couldn't even eat food anymore, relying on a feeding tube. She was the definition of a cripple.

" .FINE.. . . . . ." Shadman was trying to hold back the coom, but he couldn't. That sexy robotic voice made his dick quiver. "I'm...COOMING!" He started cooming into her feeding tube, making her nourished. "THANK. YOU. SHADMAN."

Olissa and Shadman continued to walk down the hall together. They eventually made it to the cafeteria, both excited to have a tasty meal. But Snonic wouldn't take it. You see, Snonic was a hedgehog made to stop experiments gone wrong. And Shadman was a great example of one.

"Hey fagant! Hayl niggs ass finna get bak to AFRICA ytou NIGGER!" Snonic smacked Shadman right in the face, making Shadman shed a tear. "Listen, cunt. I want to spend more time with Olissa. Every second of my life shall be dedicated to HER, not you. So leave me alone."

Shadman continued to get breakfast (both for him AND Olissa), smiling. Ready to make her day. Ready to make her love him. But it couldn't be. "Webll How but THIS you stupid fag! I wil put abiortyin PILL in her tub!" Shadow started to cry. The thought of her being hurt alone made him want to sit and cry. But he needed to be strong. "Get the FUCK out of the cafeteria you blue fuck. My queen will not be insulted by your disgusting face, let alone your actions. She will not be a victim of your retardery."

"Fin, fuakain NIGGER! BNut i will NIT lose again!" Snonic promptly left the cafeteria, leaving Shadman and Olissa to enjoy themselves. " .SHADMAN.. . ." Those words were enough to make him coom. But he mustn't. From this point on, he couldn't let her be a victim of his cooming tendencies.

Thank you for reading! The next chapter will coom shortly! UWU