I love Konosuba almost as much as Jojo so this was bound to happen.

"Kazuma Satou and Justin Peck, welcome to the realm after life." Blue haired girl greeted the two males.

Kazuma Satou- a brunnete green eyed male wearing a green tracksuit- and Justin Peck- a black haired black eyed male in a red hoodie black jeans and black shoes- stared at the blue haired girl in shock.

"Huh?"

The girl nodded, "Yes, it seems you both have died ending your lives at a young age."

"Oh that's unpleasant." Justin blankly stated.

Kazuma looked at him funny, "Um are you just heard that you died and that's your reaction."

Justin just gave him a smile, "Don't worry about me I'm fine." He looked down as a shadow cast over his face, "I never got to see part six animated." He silently sulked.

"...Okay anyway-" The lady continued, "-a few moments ago you both passed on." She seemed to have a stoic expression, "Your lives were quite short, and now you're quite dead."

Wow that was morbid.

Kazuma started to speak up, "Well what about the girl?" He looked down in worry, "Is she fine?"

Aqua nodded, "She's fine." the brunette sighed in relief, "Actually even if you didn't push her out of the way the tractor wouldn't have hit her."

"Wait wait wait, a tractor?!"

"Yes, a little red one."

Justin quirked an eyebrow, "Was he run over by the tractor." The two looked at him with confusion.

"Who are you?"

He just went back to sulking.

"Well to answer your question no." Aqua told the boy, "He died from shock."

"You're kidding!"

"Snrk."

The women started laughing making the boy's look at her in surprise.

"Is she laughing about death?"

Wiping the tears away she continued, "Never have I seen a human die in such a ridiculous way! You were so scared about getting ran over that you wet your pants, then you passed out at the hospital and the doctors and nurses laughed while you had a heart attack."

"STOP IT I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT." Kazuma covered his ears as aqua walked up to the boy.

"Now your family just learned about how died and even they're laughing."

"STOP IT STOP IT."

"Pfft." Kazuma glared at the boy beside him as he was snickering at the boy's fate.

"The hell are you lauging at? How did you die!?" He heatedly pointed at Justin.

After he stopped laughing Justin and thought of his last moments on Earth.

"You're getting mugged kid!"

"No, you're getting mugge-"

BANG

"Pretty sure I was mugged."

"Aw come on!"

After the woman stopped laughing she flicked her hair making the pink silk floating behind her disappear, "Ah~ There's nothing like laughter to ease the stress of one's day."

Kazuma scowled at her, "Damn her."

"I am the goddess Aqua." The blue haired woman finally introduced herself, "When a young person dies in Japan it is my job to guide them to the after life. Now that you are here you have a couple of options." She held up her hand, "You can reincarnate and go back to Earth, or you can go to Heaven and putter around for all eternity." She then leaned in more towards Justin's side, "Though if I'm being honest Heaven isn't the paradise you humans make it up to be." She leaned in closer, "There's not TV, manga, video games, and since you don't have a physical body you can't have sex."

"... Why are you so close to me now?"

She ignored the black haired boy, "You'll just sit around and bask in the sunlight for all eternity, whenever that will be."

Kazuma was left kinda speechless, "Whaaa."

Aqua put her face even closer to Justin's, "It sounds boring I know. You don't wanna go somewhere like that do you?"

"If I say no will you back up?"

"Starting from scratch isn't all that cooked up to be." She was way to close to his face now, "But I have a better solution!" She finally backed off, "You're both young!" She started to dramatically pose, "In a far away peace and prosperity are being threatened by the Devil King and his army! The innocent are being trampled by monsters, destroyed in the blink of an eye. Fear rules the land as the Devil King's army rapes, and pillages, and slaughters, and er... slaughters!" She finally stopped her dramatic poses, "Life is so hard there that the population is in decline since nobody wants to be reborn there."

"Yep I see why." Kazuma whispered.

"To help we send young people from other worlds to that one, and let them keep their bodies and memories."

"Wait." Justin spoke up, "Wouldn't it be pointless since we're both normal humans."

Kazuma nodded, "Yeah what's the point if I'm gonna die anyways."

"I'm glad you asked!" Aqua smiled at the two, "If you accept I will allow you to take one thing with you. It could be a weapon or ability. You get to start a new life with any power you can dream of. This world needs a hero and either of you could be that hero."

"Um just wondering." Kazuma started, "Wouldn't we have to learn this world's language?"

"Oh right well we already thought of that." She pulled out a what seemed to be an old text book.

"Where did she get that from?"

She gave the book to Kazuma getting Justin to get up and look over the boy's shoulder.

"Thanks to the kind support of us Gods, we'll load the language to your brain given you the ability to speak and read it right when you arrive. There's a slight chance where your brain will be over loaded and your brain will go poof but that's rare so on your way." She took up the book smiling brightly.

The two boys looked at her with worried expressions, "You just said something about our brains going poof." Kazuma stated.

Her smile even brighter than before, "No I didn't."

Justin stared blankly at the Goddess, "Yes you did."

Ignoring both of them she jumped into the air and did a little twirl, "Time to choose." She threw several papers around them, "I have several choices if you can't think of anything and they're all awesome."

"I want the Sharingan." The black haired boy said quickly.

"Done." Aqua pointed at the boy making his eyes twinkle. She summoned a mirror and gave it to the boy, "Have a look."

Justin noticed that his eyes were now red with two tomoes in both of them. He smiled at the results, "Nice."

Aqua smiled and motioned over to a circle, "Now go to the circle and wait for Kazuma to choose his ability."

Walking over the boy managed to learn how to turn it on and off doing so several times while giggling like a child.

It was the start of a new adventure!

It has been ten minutes and Kazuma still hasn't chose an ability.

The newest Sharingan user stared into the abyss bored on his back. He's been looking around with his new ability and has kinda gotten use to it. Aqua was snacking in some chips, but he caught her glancing at him from time to time.

Eating another chip Aqua groaned, "Come on hurry it up. Doesn't matter what you pick you'll still be a shut-inNEET."

Kazuma took offence to that, "Hey! Don't call me a NEET, and I'm not a shut-in I died outside my house."

Aqua casually ate another chip before lucking the salt off of her fingers, "Details details. I got more dead humans to guide besides you ya know." She started twirling her hair.

"Yeesh that's rude." Justin whispered to himself.

Kazuma was shaking in rage, "Damn her. She thinks just cause she's sorta hot she can get away with talking down on me." The brunette slowly got up his eyes shadowed by his hair, "You want me to hurry up, fine." He stood at full height, "You said I could bring any one thing with me right?"

"Mhm."

"Well then..." He lifted his hand up and pointed at the Goddess, "I choose you."

"That was a good Pokemon movie-wait what did he pick." Justin got up and looked in shock as his fellow human pointed at Aqua.

Aqua looked at the boy before eating another chip. She smiled and got up from her seat, "Well then you'll be off on you-wait what did you choose again?"

Suddenly a bright light shone on the area as an angel with... a lot of personality floated down, "Your request has been heard, and fear not Lady Aqua for in your absence I shall tend to your duties."

Magic circles appeared beneath the other two and all three started glowing.

"Kazuma Satou's wish falls under regulations which should be granted." The angel concluded

"Wait you can't be serious. This must be some kind of mistake right?" Aqua started to cry now, "Wait you can do this I'm a Goddess it's totally illegal it's gotta be illegal." She banged against the magic barrier that formed around them.

"Her attitude took a one eighty really quick." Justin told the brunette who just nodded.

"Fear not Lady Aqua for when you defeat the Devil King we will send an escort for you." The angel didn't seem all that worried.

"But I'm not a fighter I'm a healer! I can't defeat the Devil King if I can't fight him." The three started to lift up in the air, "Nonono put me down!"

"Hehe."

Kazuma's laugh had gotten Aqua's attention, "It must suck being dragged away with they guy you were making fun of isn't it?" He looked like a full on anime villain at this point, "You're coming with me and their's nothing you can do about it." He smiled maniacally, "I'll tap your power to live the good life, and I'LL TAP IT ALL DAY EVERY DAY!"

Aqua covered her body, "Noooo~ don't make me go with a creep like him!" She looked at the other boy, "Justin help me!"

"What am I suppose to do?"

The angel spread her wings making feathers go everywhere, "I wish you look and I hope that it is you who will be the hero that will defeat the Devil King! If you can save the world from his evil the Gods will grant you any wish your heart desires!"

Kazuma looked shocked, "Whoa are you serious?!"

Justin looked determined, "Jojo part six here I come."

Aqua was crying even harder, "Hey that's my line!"

"Now then begin your journey!"

The trio flew higher into a magic circle with Kazuma laughing, Aqua crying, and Justin looking at the angel with a confused face.

"Did she just wink at me?"

Eh whatever. His adventure starts now!

Location: The Town of Beginning Adventures

It has been one minute and Aqua was strangling Kazuma while crying profusely.

"Oi stop people are looking." Justin pulled the girl off of the brunette.

Kazuma rubbed his and glared at the girl, "Hey if you have a problem with being here just leave. We can handle ourselves."

"Didn't you listen?! I can't go back until the Devil King is defeated." She threw herself onto Justin's chest and started crying, "I'm stuck here with a creep forever."

"Hey you're getting my jacket wet." Justin sighed and looked at Kazuma, "So what now?" He pried Aqua off him with a wet stain on his jacket.

Kazuma put a hand on his chin, "Well in MMO games you usually have to find an Adventurers Guild."

"Let's go then." The new Uchiha started walking the other two following with Aqua done crying.

"Anyway since I don't want to cause up trouble just call me Aqua." Aqua followed the two.

"Oh right." Kazuma held his hand out to the black haired boy, "My names Kazuma Satou, what's yours?"

"He's just now introducing himself?""My name is Justin Peck." He shook Kazuma's hand.

"Hey~ don't ignore a Goddess." Aqua whined.

"Wait." Kazuma stopped and turned around, "Since you're a Goddess shouldn't you know where a guild is?"

Aqua shook her head, "Nope since I look over so many worlds I don't now everything about each one."

The two boys looked at her blankly.

"She really is a useless Goddess."

"What's that look for?"

Location: Adventurer's Guild

"Well here we are."

The three stood in front of a very large building. The sudden sound of glass breaking made Aqua jump while Kazuma just smirked and Justin was just looking around. The trio walked inside to see a barmaid holding drinks.

"Welcome, if you're here for food then have a seat anywhere and if you're here for work you can go to the registration desk." The a blond girl smiled at the group.

Kazuma thanked her before she walked off to serve the other tables. Looking around they saw a variety of different people eating and drinking.

"Hey you." A buff Mohawk man called them out, "Never seen you guy's here before, those are some weird ass clothes."

Kazuma walked up to him all cocky, "Well we're not from around here." His eye's screamed arrogant, "I heard you guys needed help fighting the Devil King."

Justin looked blankly at the boy, "He's getting cocky."

The Mohawk man just smirked, "Well then you're confident." He smiled wildly at the brunette, "Welcome to the Gates of Hell! Registration desk is over there tough guy."

Kazuma smirked and started to walk over to where the the man had pointed. Aqua and Justin joined him with Aqua running up to him.

"Hey how did you do that?" Aqua asked.

"It's like an MMO so we just have to do things in this world like they do in a game." Kazuma concluded.

"Why do I feel like that type of thinking will backfire?" Justin mumbled to himself.

Aqua nodded, "I don't Know anything about video games so I'll just follow you guys."

"This seriously will probably bac fire."

"That's the spirit, let's go!" Kazuma walked forward.

"They're ignoring me."

"You're pretty smart Kazume. I'm surprised that you were a shut-inNEET that didn't have any friends or a girlfriend."

Kazuma growled at the Goddess, "Why are you only pointing out my flaws?! Why can't you point out this guys?" He pointed to Justin.

"So you want to acknowledge me because you don't want to be the only one being roasted."

The group gotten to the desk to see a strawberry blonde woman with lots of personality, "Welcome to the Adventurer's Guild, my name is Luna how may I help you?" She gave the three a warm smile.

"Yes we would like to become adventurers." Kazuma said.

Luna gave him a closed eye smile, "Well just pay the registration fee and I'll get your paper work in order."

"Glad to he-wait registration fee?" The three froze at the two words.

They didn't have money.

Kazuma turned to the two, "Hey don't either of you have money."

Aqua shook her head, "You dragged me here without warning so I wasn't able to grab my purse."

"Useless Goddess." He then turned to Justin.

He just pointed at Aqua, "Pretty sure she was suppose to give me money."

"Useless Goddess."

The three sat there sulking at their current predicament.

"Are you ready to order?" A red headed waitress asked them.

Justin didn't look up, "Give us some more time."

"Okay." She walked off.

"Dammit!" Kazuma banged his fist onto the table, "Why didn't you tell us there was a registration fee!"

"I didn't know, plus we usually give people money for this type of thing." Aqua whined.

"Can I point out how this is already backfiring?" Justin sarcastically asked.

"Shut up!"

Aqua looked around the guild and saw a priest drinking tea. She smiled and jumped up, "Fear not for I shall get us money." She started to shine, "After this you both must praise me for my efforts-"

"No way." The two boys shot her down immediately.

"Bleh!" She blew a raspberry at the two before walking over to the priest.

A few minutes later...

Aqua came back with enough money for the three of them to register.

"Well at least he was nice enough to give me the money anyway." A shadow loomed over the girl.

The three went back to the registration desk while Luna was cleaning up. She turned to see trio with a dark cloud over all of them.

Kazuma held up the coins, "Is this enough?"

"Y-yes."

She took pity on them.

Pulling out an blue orb with gold rings around it Luna explained the process, "Hold your hand over the orb and it will write down your information. That way we will be able to see what class suites you."

"Okay here we go." Kazuma stepped up and put his hand over the orb. The rings started turning and a laser shot down on a plate writing down Kazuma's information.

When it was done Luna picked it up the plate and looked at the information, "Lets see 'Kazuma Satou' stats all average-"

"Snrk."

"-Your intelligence is above average, oh your luck is high up there." She looked at the boy with a contempt smile, "Your stats are better for a merchant rather then an adventurer."

Kazuma deflated at those words, "W-well I still would like to be an adventurer."

"Well you can always change your class when you level up." Luna gave the boy his adventurer card.

"Alright here I go." Justin held his hand over the orb as it wrote down his information.

Luna picked it up and was pleasantly surprised, "'Justin Peck' your stats all above average with your charisma being way up!" This had gotten people's attention.

Now Justin was quite confused with his card. He was in no shape or form a charismatic person.

Snarky as hell, yes.

Sarcastic, most definetily.

Weeb-

Well you get the point, but he was never charismatic.

"And you already have an ability on there." The words 'Sharingan(Level 2)' was show under his ability list.

"This guy must be strong."

"He already has an ability on his adventurer card!"

"He might just beat the Devil King."

Kazuma glared at the boy who stole almost all the glory.

"The recommended class for you would be thief." Luna exclaimed.

The boy scratched his cheek nervously, "Well I guess I'll do that."

Then it was Aqua's turn.

"Wow!" Luna yelled reading Aqua's card, "While your intelligence is below average and your luck is the lowest I've ever seen, the rest of your stats are high up!" Everyone looked at the Goddess in awe.

"So does that mean I'm amazing?" Aqua asked while her two companions sweat drop at her missing two details.

"Oi Kazuma, seems she's slow and unlucky." Justin whispered.

"Yeah I'm starting to regret bringing her here." Kazuma whispered back.

Luna continued to look at the car in amazement, "Amazing would be an understatement. With your stats you could be an Arch Priestess. The first to become one at beginner level!"

Aqua smirked at the fact, "Well too bad there isn't a Goddess class, I guess I'll be an Arch Priestess."

"Wow she's amazing!"

"Becoming an Arch Priestess at level one? I never heard it happen before."

"With that boy and her the Devil King will have to watch his back!"

Aqua was soaking in the praise while Justin and Kazuma looked at her plainly.

"She's getting cocky."

Several people in suits lined up beside Luna, "We wish you the best of luck Lady Aqua."

"I can't believe I'm so amazing. We actually of course I can believe it, I am a Goddess after all." Aqua gave a haughty laugh as they sat in front of a fountain.

"You really let stuff get to your head?" Justin deadpanned.

"You should be grateful that a Goddess like myself graces poor mortals such as yourself." She the pointed to her cheek which was dusted pink leaning towards Justin, "Go ahead~"

"Stop getting so close!" He pushed the goddess away roughly making her burst into tears.

"Why are you so mean to me." She whined, "Don't be a meanie like that NEET Kazuma."

Kazuma grew tic marks, "SHUT UP YOU USELESS GODDESS!"

"WAAAAAAAH!"

Justin looked at what was happening before him with a shadow covering his face. He had a cool power and could start over in this new world. But...

"If this is what I have to deal with on a daily basis, I wish I just passed over to Heaven." He looked around to see people staring at the three, "Yeah I can feel my reputation already going down the drain."

Thus truly beginning the adventures of these 'heroes'.

Well that was fun. Seriously I didn't know I could have so much free time.

Anyway the story will follow the canon with some slight changes here and their. You know, the good stuff!

Kazuma and Justin will be advocates for gender equality because that shit is righteous. There will be a harem and I'm gonna go ahead and say it. Darkness will definitely be in it cause why not.

Any way next chapter will introduce the explosion manic Megumin so that will be fun.

Anyway be safe, wash your hands, and remember that this is not a self insert story. I literally searched the name on a name generator.

PEACE!