Hey guys!

Just a warning, this one starts out a bit naughty (if you wanna read more naughty, check out my other fic called „Naughty Girls Learn Best With Their Panties Down"). I also want to point out that while the chapters inside my stories are connected, the stories themselves are not, which is why Lucifer and Chloe are not yet together in this one. And of course, this one still contains a whole lot of Lucifer and Trixie fluff.

Enjoy!

Lucifer woke up to a strange feeling in the right side of his abdomen; it was like stroking or gentle prodding. He squirmed and tried his best not to smile because - even though he never would've admitted it - he was quite ticklish, especially in that area. He tried rolling to his other side but the stroking-prodding feeling continued, now in his left side. Suddenly, he remembered the little revenge he played on Trixie last night and it all made sense. Without opening his eyes, he forced himself not to smile and spoke as seriously as he could.

„Don't tickle me, child, or you shall suffer the consequences."

The warning didn't seem to have the desired effect and Lucifer waited a few seconds, ready to throw himself onto the unsuspecting little rascal. He made a mistake of opening his eyes though and for the second time in a relatively short amount of time, a blood-curling scream escaped his throat.

„Aaaaaaaaahhh!"

It didn't take a second for the figure wearing a demon-mask to get up from her knees – revealing they were actually an adult - and run to the opposite direction, Lucifer close behind her. He chased her into the kitchen and nearly got a hold of her when suddenly, Dan appeared from nowhere and blocked his path, the ever-so-cheerful Maze hiding behind him.

„Good morning, Lucinda." He grinned cheekily, clearly amused. „Slept well?"

Lucifer just rolled his eyes and pushed him out of the way to get to the demon, and the three of them ran around the kitchen like young kids would, chasing each other around, Dan trying to protect Maze (asif she needed protection). The Devil didn't even realize his own laughter blending in with the others' until the front door opened and Chloe stepped in with an amused look on her face. All three of them froze.

„What's going on here?" She asked, slightly confused. Apparently, both her and Detective Douche got home late at night and Maze... well, she lived here as well.

Just a few seconds later, the demon and Dan burst out laughing while Lucifer tugged on his jacket, a bit flushed and trying to fix his looks after the run-around.

„You're never going to believe this, Decker." Maze grinned as she finally caught her breath. „Lucifer's scared of-"

„Finish that sentence, Mazikeen..." Lucifer held up his index finger, trying to think of something that would intimidate her enough to silence her. „And I shall spank you right here in front of the Detective." Maze's facial expression turned from cheerful to contsternated in a second. The Devil nodded seriously, raising an eyebrow. „Would you like a human to see you in such a humiliating position?" He gazed at Dan for a second. „Two, perhaps?"

The demon laughed, shaking her head at him and eventually just shrugged, lifting her hands up in defeat.

„Fine, fine, I'm not spilling any beans..." She grinned as she walked towards the door. „About that spanking though, it's been eons since I had a good one. I'll be at Lux if you want retortion." She stopped at the doorstep. „Oh yeah, and one more thing." She turned back and bit down on her lip with a smug grin. „Gotcha, Morningstar."

Lucifer watched her leave, seemingly resentful but slightly amused on the inside. He just appreciated mischief. Dan suddenly cleared his throat.

„Alright, I'm gonna leave now because this just turned into..." He tried to find the right words before giving up. „Something beyond my understanding."

The Devil smiled sarkily as Chloe's ex exited the house as well and went up to his car, Trixie in the backseat. Poor, poor bland Dan. And poor Chloe! All that boring vanilla sex she had to endure... no wonder they split up.

„Seriously, Lucifer?" The Detective chuckled lightly, knowing he always kept his word. „You really would've spanked her, huh? You must have one hell of a secret."

Lucifer pushed his hands inside his pockets, a charming grin spreading across his face.

„Why of course, Detective. The Devil never lies." He watched her bypass him to get to the counter and get herself a glass from the top shelf. He couldn't help but took a quick glance at her bottom too as she bent over to pour herself some water, pursing his lips together contently. „Speaking of..." He spoke slightly softer and stepped closer to her, his seducing grin showing again. „The Devil's also generous." He tilted his head to the side as Chloe leaned against the counter, watching him with suspicion. „Say, Detective..." He leaned in, wiggling his eyebrows. „Would you care for a bit of hors d'oeuvre?"

His voice was smooth, something Chloe could only describe as close to purring and while she didn't know French, she was more than sure it meant something inappropriate. She chuckled before walking past him and into the living room.

„Whatever that means, Morningstar; you wish." She could already hear his light, rumbling laughter as he followed her.

„But Detective, how can you turn me down so easily when you don't even know what I'm proposing?" He joined her on the couch and she turned towards him with a lazy smile, going along with his game because frankly, it was Saturday and she had nothing better to do. Besides, she never would've admitted it but she was starting find Lucifer's continuous flirting less and less annoying lately. It was pretty puzzling.

„Fine, I'll play your game." The grin she got in return immediately made her regret her decision, but she rolled her eyes playfully anyway. „What are you proposing?"

„I thought you'd never ask, Detective. How refreshing to be suddenly wrong for once! After all these millenias!" He turned towards her as well and she snorted, shaking her head.

A snort! Lucifer was now smiling from ear to ear. She sometimes smiled at the things he said, very often rolled her eyes, but the snort was rather new and quite special.

„It really must be." She put her empty glass down on the coffee table and made an „after you" gesture. „So? What is this mysterious proposal?"

„Well, it's quite simple, really. Hors d'oeuvre stands for taste, or sample, if you will..." Chloe raised an eyebrow in confusion, so he was quick to give an explanation. „A taste or a sample of what I just warned Maze about." The Detective's mouth opened is surprise, then closed shut. „Well, not exactly, hers wouldn't have been the fun kind." He added, then gave her a charming smile. „I'm sure you on the other hand, are in no need of correction..."

Chloe was hit by so many emotions at once she could barely follow them herself. First came shock, then a hint of resentment and consternation, a bit of disbelief, some disgust, a dash of amusent and... lust?! Her lips slightly parted at the recognition and she even forgot to breathe for a few seconds.

„Detective, are you alright?" She heard a slightly concerned voice and that snapped her out of her thoughts as she looked at Lucifer. As quickly as possible, she pulled herself together. With a swift movement, she turned towards him even more.

„You know what, I'm..." That was as far as she got and she tried hard not to pay attention to how amused Lucifer looked at that moment. He'd pointed out several times how cute he thought she was when flushed and it was clear he was enjoying this moment thoroughly. Lead by a sudden idea, she pointed a finger at him, making him raise a challenging eyebrow. „You know what?"

Lucifer chuckled deeply, mirroring her moves and taking on her body position, except the finger she raised in the air.

„Can't say that I do, Detective, but you've given me quite the tease now asking me twice, so out with it. Do tell." He grinned, eager to hear her answer. At this bluntly horny token, she rolled her eyes and shook her head, fighting a small smile.

„Trust me, it's not what you think."

„Maybe not. Maybe it is. Maybe it's Maybelline." Lucifer was way too good at making jokes that put her off and it really wasn't fair. He grinned at her as she laughed out loudly and shook her head.

„You are unbelievable."

„Yes, I know." He purred again, and this time she snapped.

„See, this is what I'm talking about!" She raised her voice, – though not particularly angry - surprising him as he let out a bushed but amused „oh". „I put up with your mumbo-jumbo every single day! I've seen you smoke evidence, juggle with breast implants, flirt with witnesses, sleep with witnesses, not to mention you disobey me and the law all the time! If anybody deserves a spanking, Lucifer, it's you." She quickly added, once again pointing a finger at him. „And not the fun kind, either!"

Lucifer laughed out slightly, leaning on his knees and staring at the ground for a few seconds before turning his head towards Chloe.

„Well, Detective..." He said quietly, letting out a dramatic sigh. „It would appear... that you're right." Utter confusion took over the Detective as he nodded his head. „Right. Well..." He straightened himself with a serious look on his face and looked her in the eye. „How do you want me? Across your knee?" Chloe's eyes widened. „Bent over the back of the couch, perhaps? I suppose these will have to go..." He reached down to unbuckle his belt and she lost it, laughter bubbling out of her involuntarily as her hands shot out to stop him from undressing.

„Out of my house, is how I want you, you perv." She just couldn't stop giggling no matter how hard she tried, and Lucifer laughed right along with her as she yanked him up from the couch and started pushing him towards the door.

„But Detective, I deserve to punished, you said so yourself!" He opposed, stopping a few feet away from the door. „How ever am I going to learn my lesson-"

„I'm pretty sure you're incurable." She pushed him towards the door again and he took a single step back.

„Well then just think about my proposition, Detective!" He was outside the door now but quickly put his foot in the way before she could shut it in his face. „It mustn't by all odds be sexual. Have you heard of therapeutic spankings? They're a great stress reliever-"

„Bye!" She gave gim a big enough push so that he lost his balance and she immediately locked the door on him, muffling her laughter by holding her hand over her mouth.

„- which you recieve a fair amount of daily!" He finished the sentence and knocked on the door. „Detective!" He knocked again and she kept giggling quietly. „I'll text you a link of a study regarding this topic in case you change your mind!"

She shook her head in disbelief, laughter still shaking her as she heard him leave and finally sat back on the couch. Just seconds later she heard her phone ping, the screen showing Lucifer just sent her a message. She rolled her eyes and ignored it, turning on the TV instead. A few minutes into the programme though, for some unexplainable reason, she found herself reaching for her phone after all...

„Detective!" Lucifer picked up his phone with a gleeful voice, just a few hours after he was kicked out of Chloe's house. „How lovely of you to call! You've read the research, haven't you? You'll be glad to hear my proposition still stands-"

„That is not why I called you, Lucifer." She sounded annoyed but he could tell she was wearing a small smile. Probably rolled her eyes, too. „And I haven't read it because in case you weren't able to tell, I'm not interested."

Not that the Devil could tell over the phone, but those were two lies in a row. She did read the study and a small, tiny part of her was curious, too. And the thought of it happening with Lucifer, his firm but gentle hand slapping down on her bottom repeatedly, his other one probably brushing through her hair and his deep voice calming her... it was too much to think about, honestly. She heard a sigh on the other end of the line.

„Very well, Detective, I just wanted what's best for you, as always." She could hear him grin charmingly and bit down on her lip to stop herself from smiling.

„Sure you did." She replied and Lucifer cleared his throat.

„So, Detective." Again with the purring voice. „How may I be of service?"

Chloe sighed, running a hand through her hair and leaning back on the couch, looking towards Trixie's room.

„Okay, so look, I know you've got a business to run and you're busy, strippers coming up all the time, yadda yadda yadda..." Lucifer laughed loudly, quick to interrupt her.

„Now that's no way to ask someone for a favor, is it? So very cheeky, Detective." His voice contained no reproach though, so she continued.

„Anyhow, I know it's a lot to ask since you've already spent the night here, but things got very complicated in a very short amount of time." She sighed, getting up to pace around the room. „Dan was supposed to have Trixie over for the weekend but he got pulled in for a case that he just won't discuss with me, I got a call and need to finish paperwork at the presinct and Maze is probably hunting bounties somewhere because I can't reach her phone, and our sitter's-"

„Yes, Detective, I'd be glad to watch over Beatrice in your absence."

Chloe's mouth opened in surprise, and for a second she wondered if she heard right. Lucifer sounded genuine, no complaining, no asking if there was anyone else that could do it, no hesitation, just a simple, honest yes. Wasn't he supposed to hate children? He was way too quick to answer, too.

„Oh..." She finally said, unable to hide her shock. „Are you sure? I know you don't really like kids..."

„That's correct, Detective, I despise them." Chloe nodded and rolled her eyes. There it was. „But I've got to admit, yours isn't all that terrible."

The Detective smiled against her will.

„Thank you, Lucifer, that's very kind." She replied sarcastically, but sighed in relief. „Thank you so much. You're a life saver."

She could hear him chuckle lightly through the phone.

„So what time should I arrive?"

Chloe bit down on her lip.

„Could you come now? I'm in a hurry."

„On my way, Detective. See you soon." He hung up and she smiled at her phone, much dandier than she was supposed to. Upon that realization, she quickly wiped the grin off of her face and rushed to gather her work supplies.

Meanwhile at the Devil's penthouse, Lucifer was grinning at his own phone, though his grin was an evil one. Chloe just gave her the opportunity to get the ultimate revenge on her offspring, because yes, he was more than sure that the little stripper-named hellion was behind the prank Maze pulled on him this morning. She was the one that poured the tea... and she wasn't going to get away with it.

Just a few minutes after Chloe packed everything she needed, the doorbell rang. She furrowed her eyebrows together; Lucifer was more likely to barge in like he owned the place or randomly show up in the kitchen. It seemed now though asif he actually had manners. Before she could move, her small daughter already rushed out of her room and opened the door wide.

„Lucifer!" She screamed excitedly. The Devil jumped and his hands flew above his waist with a wary look on his face, ready to recieve another bone-crushing hug. Well, as ready as he could be. Seconds passed but nothing happened, and he stared down at her confusedly. „Would you like a hug?" She finally asked, rather sweetly, if he wanted to admit. The child has manners? At her innocent question, he was ready to tell her the truth which was of course a no, but the look on her face suggested that her question was actually meant to be „can I hug you".

„Ehm..." He cleared his throat as Trixie let him in and tried hard to resist her puppy dog eyes, but it proved to be impossible. He sighed in defeat. „Well, I suppose if you must—augh!"

The little girl crashed into him immediately, her small arms squeezing his waist and the side of her face buried into his stomach. He tried to sigh resentfully but that didn't come together either. Finally, slowly and hesitantly, he placed an unsure hand on Trixie's back and another on top of her head, patting it gently.

„Yes." He nodded, pursing his lips together. „Thank you, child."

The little one let go and beamed up at him in adoration, which nearly melted his heart enough to smile at her – but just nearly. Besides, Chloe quickly interrupted the moment.

„Lets a little girl use him as a teddy bear, still awkward at hugs." She chuckled, referring to last night and the Devil blushed a bit, trying to hide his embarrassment now that he knew she'd seen them cuddling after Trixie's nightmare.

„What can I say, Detective, it seems that I'm improving inconsistently." He confessed and she just laughed again, shaking her head.

„Alright, well, I'm off to work. Be good, you two. Especially you, Lucifer." She pointed at him and he gasped in consternation, but Chloe was already out the door, leaving the two of them alone. He was still watching the door when he heard a sigh behind him, and turned around. Trixie's little eyebrows were furrowed together, and he was looking at him somewhat guiltily. Lucifer nearly smiled. Oh...

„Are you alright, Urchin?" He asked her, just to be sure and she nodded but reached for his hand. He got somewhat squeamish but let her.

„I've gotta tell you something."

Lucifer raised an eyebrow in surprise as she pulled him towards the couch. Is she about to confess? That'll take the surprise out of my surprise attack...

They sat down and she turned towards him, pulling her legs up to her chest. Her worried little eyes searched his face for any emotions, but he'd already put on his poker face.

„Promise me you won't get mad?" She asked in a tiny voice. Lucifer grinned at that, and leaned closer to her.

„Oh, darling..." He purred, his grin widening. „I don't get mad. You see..." He paused for dramatic effect. „I get even."

Trixie's eyes widened, her jaw dropping and Lucifer couldn't help but thought how much she looked like her mom at that moment. He could see her slowly understand what he was referring to, and she suddenly backed away from him a little.

„I... I didn't meant to..."

„Didn't you?" He chuckled quietly, inching closer to her and she let out a muffled giggle.

„I tried really hard!" She tried to defend herself, but knew very well Lucifer would soon retaliate so she had to be fast. „I tried really hard to keep your secret but I accidentally told Maze..."

„Did you now?" His voice got slightly deeper, but the evil grin never left his face. „You don't say..."

„I'm sorry, I really didn't mean to, Lucifer..." She shrunk into the corner of the couch, giggling desperately as he leaned even closer to her.

„Well..." The Devil's voice was now barely above a whisper and he had a playful look in his eyes. „So am I, Urchin, because we both know what that means..." Trixie wrapped her arms around her torso, already begging him not to. He had to chuckle at that. „Punishment's in order."

Trixie squealed and jumped up from the couch, running as fast as she could and Lucifer laughed as he watched her escape. He was in no rush, and judging by last night it was probably best to draw this punishment out if he wanted the lesson to stick. Clearly, the last one was too light-hearted.

„Running from the Devil, eh?" He slowly got up and walked lazily towards her room, leaning against the doorframe with a giddy smile. „Everybody tries yet no one succeeds. You're going to have to come out of there once, Urchin..." He teased her, only getting desperate giggles and sounds of furniture moving from the room. He laughed and shook her head. „Oh come on, do you really think that can stop me?"

He could hear the furniture move again, and then silence.

„You know..." He pushed himself away from the door. „If you surrender yourself now I might just go easier on you."

Even though that wasn't true, it also wasn't a complete lie. He said he „might go easier on her", and that gave him both options.

„Oh, Urchin!" He called her playfully, placing his hand on the doorknob and turning it slowly. The door opened and he took a peek inside. „Come out, wherever you are..."

He got no answer so he opened the door wide and stepped inside. Trixie was... nowhere to be found. He frowned as he looked around the room, just about to call her name again when a tiny figure suddenly slammed onto his back and he fell over with a surprised yelp.

„You'll never catch me!" Trixie giggled as she began running again and this time he was up on his feet in a second, chasing after her at full speed.

„Oh, I'll have you trapped in a second, you cheeky little imp! Just you wait!" He couldn't help but chuckled as he ran, slightly impressed by the child's shenanigans. He caught up to her just a few seconds later before she could run out of the front door and threw her over his shoulder effortlessly, laughing at her desperate squeals and giggles.

„What a wiggly sack of potatoes! Unbelievable!" He teased her and held her tightly as she kicked and squirmed, making sure she didn't fall as he carried her back to the couch and dropped her down gently. Trixie immediately scrambled, trying to escape but he pushed her back carefully with a chuckle.

„Where do you think you're going, Urchin? We've got so much to discuss..." He grinned evilly at her and she shrieked as he sat down, successfully trapping her legs under his and curled his fingers, making them look like claws.

„Lucifer, no, please!" The little one cried, just about to wrap her arms around herself but the Devil caught her tiny wrists and held them to her sides gently.

„Oh, no you're not." He laughed along with her. „You've done it now, Urchin. You're in big, big trouble. Before I deliver your well-deserved punishment, what do you have to say for yourself?"

„I'm sorry-heheheeee..." Trixie wriggled desperately, her outrageous chuckles already making Lucifer laugh. „I didn't mean to..."

„Liar!" He pushed his fingers into her sides, making her squeal in laughter as he began his tickle torture. „You wanted to tell her and you did! And now you lied about it, which means I shall tickle you until eternity."

„Lucifer!" The little one giggled even harder as his fingers danced along her ribs. „Stop it! That re-he-heally ti-hi-ckles!"

The Devil grinned mischieviously, moving one of his hands up and to lightly brush the tips of his fingers against her chin, eliciting another squeal and more laughter.

„Well it wouldn't be much of a punishment if it didn't, would it now?" He continued to gently assault her ribs for a while and then moved to her belly, listening to her giggles with a wide smirk. „You shall pay for what you've done, little hellion. It's only fair."

„B-but I s-said I was so-ho-reee!" She shrieked through her laughter, her small fingers working on prying his hands off of her but he quickly trapped both of her wrists in one of his hands and proceeded with his revenge.

„Ain't gonna cut it, Urchin. You shall suffer the most horrendous of tortures of all, I'm going to make sure of it."

She only responded with more squeals and giggling as he wiggled his fingers faster, jumping from one ticklish spot to another and she was in hysterics, begging him to stop breathlessly.

„And to think, I thought I maybe went too hard on you last night! Clearly this belly needs extra attention." Lucifer teased her before suddenly stopped and let her breathe for a minute. He then took a hold of the bottom of her shirt, pulling it up just enough to expose her stomach.

„Noooo!" Trixie shrieked louder than he ever heard her before, her desperate giggles intensifying and her small body wiggling like crazy. „No! No raspberries! Please, Lucifer!"

The Devil chuckled evilly, knowing that would teach her. She probably already learned her lesson, and she did confess to him without him confronting her, but luckily, revenge had no rules so he could keep going just a bit more.

„Sorry, dear, but it has to be done. I do have to warn you though: this might tickle a whole lot more."

He laughed lightly as he leaned down slowly, Trixie's attempts to escape growing extreme. His lips got closer and closer to her skin, drawing it out on purpose. Finally, he looked her in the eye before taking a huge, dramatic breath.

„Lucifer, no-OOOOOOH"

The little girls pleas turned into explosive laughter as he blew the first big raspberry on her belly, his stubble only making it worse and she couldn't even catch her breath before the second and third came down, slowly inching towards her sides.

„Stohohop ihihit!"

The Devil chuckled along with her, noticing how red her face had become and the tears in the corner of her eyes. She was close to reaching her limit. He'd have to wrap up soon and so he made a dramatic pause, looking her in the eyes again.

„Are you sorry for what you've done?"

„Yes!" Trixie cried out and shrieked with laughter again as her answer got rewarded by another very tickly raspberry.

„Are you going to do it again?" He grinned.

„No, I promise!" She could barely finish the sentence before he blew on her stomach again. „Lucifer!" She almost scolded, giggling like crazy. „No more!"

„Last but not least..." He raised an eyebrow, looking at her as seriously as he could. „Who's more handsome, me or your dad?"

Trixie opened her mouth to automatically take his side but quickly found herself on the horns of a dilemma. Apparently though all she needed was a bit of convincing; Lucifer rolled his eyes playfully and took anoher dramatic breath.

„Lucifer, no! It's you! It's you! Dohohon't!" She finally managed to free her hands and they tangled into his hair, just before he could attack her again. „It's you! It's you!"

The Devil chuckled as he let her push him away and gently pulled her shirt back down, the litte girl still giggling maniacally.

„Very good, Urchin. Very good."

He finally moved his legs and untrapped hers, and she turned around as she tried to catch her breath and laid down on her back, placing her head on Lucifer's lap.

„Oh..." Came the small reply. The Devil was taken aback by the sudden movement, but allowed it nontheless. After all, she just went through a serious ordeal.

„That... was... really... mean..." Lucifer chuckled at the slight pout in her voice, looking down at her fondly.

„Yes, well, the next time you think of trying me just remember how mean I can be." He reached down to playfully pinch her nose, chuckling as she swatted at his hand lightly. Before he could pull it away, she grabbed it gently and held it in her own two hands, looking at it closely.

„What is it, Urchin?" He smiled lightly, realizing he was barely squeamish at the interaction.

„You have really big hands." She told him and he laughed quietly, watching as she dropped one of her hands and set the other one against his. The difference was indeed huge and this time he couldn't lie to himself, her tiny hands were just adorable.

„Maybe it's just that you're the one with very small hands." He replied and his heart fluttered as she giggled again. A few seconds of comfortable silence set in before Trixie spoke up again.

„Lucifer?"

He looked down at her, realizing her eyebrows were once again furrowed together.

„What's on your worried little mind, Urchin?"

She bit down on her lip before looking up at him. He locked eyes with her, his thumb gently stroking her palm.

„I really am sorry."

The Devil laughed through his nose, squeezing the small hand inside his.

„Yes, little one, I know."

„No, I mean..." She sat up, turning towards him with her hand still grasping his. „I broke the promise I made you, and I never break promises. It's a really mean thing to do. I don't know why I did it, and I'm really sorry."

Lucifer's expression softened and he surprised himself by reaching for her other hand, watching with a smile as she gave it to him.

„You have my word, Urchin..." He told her in a gentle voice. „You are completely and utterly forgiven, and I'm no longer angry with you. Never was, if I'm being honest."

Trixie's jaw dropped as she let go of his hands and slapped his shoulder gently, making Lucifer let out a surprised little „oof" and a chuckle.

„Then why did you just tickle me to death?!" She scolded him, her pout just as adorable as her mother's.

„The way I see it, you're still very much alive, Urchin." He reached out to rub his shoulder just for show, grinning all the way. „And you had to learn your lesson nontheless. You know you were guilty, you felt guilty. Thus, a punishment was in order." He playfully wagged his finger at her. „And I trust you learnt from it, otherwise..." He wiggled his fingers in the air and Trixie giggled, inching away from him again.

„Do-hon't." She pulled her legs up to her chest and he chuckled, dropping his hands. A few seconds later, she stood up and walked towards the kitchen, but turned back for a second.

„One more thing..." She grinned mischieviously, and Lucifer raised an eyebrow. „Daddy's better looking than you." She took off running again with fits of giggles, but he was so appalled it took him almost a minute to rise to his feet and chase after her.

„How dare you?!"

Thank you for reading! Thoughts?