The Shameful Truth

Kumo has suffered a massive earthquake and the Ninja of the village are enjoying the hospitality of Konoha. Of course they wouldn't be ninja if they didn't try to get one over on their hosts.

I do not own Naruto or Naruto Shippuden.

The Plan

"I say we take advantage of their naivete," Ay, the Godaime Raikage, led the impromptu meeting of the shinobi of his village. "We all know Kunoichi are easily led astray by their lusts. It happens to nearly every village. Well, we're here now and we are members of a superior race. We're bigger, more athletic, and stronger than the majority of the Konoha Shinobi. So, I say we steal their women while they have their guard down."

There were numerous grunts and shouts of agreement. Almost everyone in the converted warehouse seemed to agree. Numerous men were naming the ninja they'd seduce and then fuck into obedience. Only one man disagreed, Killer Bee shook his head as he leaned against the wall behind his brother.

"Normally it is me doing the idiotic things." Bee sighed heavily, "Knowing I can't stop you, really stings."

"What are you talking about?" Ay scowled at his brother, "This is foolproof. After all, once you go black, you never go back."

"You really don't want to try this," Bee responded "This is not me just taking the piss."

"Fine, if you are too gutless to go along with my plan, then you can sit it out," Ay snarled, "Just don't expect us to share any of our leaf sluts."

"You can't share what you won't get," Bee rapped "Are you understanding me, yet?"

"We'll see."

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Ay spotted his first target, the lovely wife of Naruto Uzumaki. How the gaki got a woman so insanely sexy, Ay would never understand. It was like Minato and Kushina all over again. The sexiest kunoichi around paired up with a scrawny twerp. 'Alright, you can do this. She's never had a Kumo cock, and you're the biggest after your brother.'

"Morning, Hinata-chan," Ay decided to try being charming.

"Morning, Ay-dono," Hinata bowed respectfully, "Did you wish to speak to Naruto-kun?"

"Actually, no, I wanted to speak with you," Ay grinned as he leaned against the wall that Hinata was standing in front of. The move was calculated to trap her in close. He could raise his lightning armor before she could ready any attack of hers, "I've noticed that you are being neglected by your husband."

"No, I assure you, I am not, Ay-dono," Hinata was still all smiles even as Ay leaned in and disparaged her husband, "Naruto-kun is busy but he makes time for me and our children."

"I'm sure he spares you as much time as he can, but the Hokage is a busy man," Ay tried again as he looked for a crack in her armor, "He can't possibly see to your needs as a woman with his busy schedule."

"Ah… you are speaking of sex," Hinata smirked as she looked up into the larger man's eyes, "I am uninterested in what you have to offer."

"What?" Ay was taken aback for a moment. There wasn't a Kunoichi in Kumo who would refuse his advances, with the exception of Samui. She was a strange one, but competent enough he could forgive her for not sleeping with him, "Don't you even want to see what you are refusing?"

"Ah, but I have, Ay-dono," Hinata's smirk remained, "I do have the byakugan after all. I know everything you have to offer and it simply isn't worth my time."

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The second meeting in the warehouse was louder than the first, but nobody was happy. Every kumo shinobi present was cursing Konoha Kunoichi when they weren't lamenting how they were shot down. Not a single Kumo ninja had succeeded in the mission the Raikage had set them on.

"She literally laughed in my face? Her husband has no tan and a fake ass creepy grin and she turned me down."

"I was punched halfway across the village. What was up with her? She hasn't seen her husband in years."

"As far as I know, mine hasn't had a date since her husband died when she was pregnant. I was rebuffed with a genjutsu."

"You're lucky, I had to pick Dango Sticks out of my sack."

Ay listened to all the Kumo Shinobi as he tried to piece together how they failed. It was a genius plan. Everyone knew Kumo ninjas were physically superior. They had all been on routine medical treatments since they were eight to help develop their awesome bodies. The Kunoichi should have been worshiping their pecs, biceps, and eight packs. However they were met with snort of derision from all corners.

"What went wrong?" Ay wondered aloud.

"I tried to warn you before you left the gate," Bee responded "Those steroids let our packages stagnate."

Author Note: I won't apologize for this. It's a response to all the stupid Kumo NTRing the kunoichi of Konoha becuase they are black they must be hung. Given the obviously steroid influenced bodies of every male Kumo Nin, I just had to do this.