I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS STORY
One day Anakin had just gotten back from a long mission. He was briefing the council about what happened when a little girl no older than eight approached him.
"Hello I'm Crystella and I'm your new padawan" she flicked her majestic pink hair.
"Uh Ashoka is my padawan also aren't you a little too young to be a padawan?" Anakin asked.
"Well you see I was the best youngling in my class so Master Yoda decided I'm too strong to be a youngling also don't you know that I'm just your padawan somehow even though you already have one" she explained.
"I'm tired of these Mary Sue padawans, why do I always get them?" Anakin sighed.
"What do you mean I always get the Mary Sues," Obi Wan stroked his beard.
"Well I'm so awesome they always try to make them stronger than me" Mace Windu remarked.
Anakin went looking for Captain Rex and Commander Cody. he spotted them eating in the mess hall and chatting with some brothers. As he approached them they saw he looked annoyed and were worried.
"I have an assignment for you two" he said.
"What is it sir?" Rex asked.
"I'm really sick of all these Mary Sues we've been getting lately" he began.
"Tell me about it like half of them claim to be either my girlfriend or wife" Rex sighed.
"Same," Cody said.
"I want you two to weed out the Mary Sues please because I can't take this anymore" Anakin said.
"Sir please anything but that you know those Mary Sue types" Rex begged.
"Yea can't we babysit younglings instead?" Cody asked.
"Sorry but no I need this done you two will receive thot slaying medals for your service" Anakin said.
They reluctantly agreed and headed to the library. They set up a booth and ordered all the new arrivals to line up in front of it. They got clipboards ready to accept or reject the new jedi they noticed that they were all girls.
"Alright let's get this over with" Rex sighed heavily and motioned for the first girl to come. She had rainbow hair and rainbow eyes and wore an elegant rainbow dress.
"Hello my name is Princess Chroma Rainbow Colours" she introduced herself with a cute curtsy.
"Alright what abilities do you have?" Rex asked.
"Oh well I can shoot rainbows with my rainbow staff" she said.
"And what do these rainbows do?" Cody raised a brow.
"Look beautiful and make everyone happy" Chroma giggled.
"You don't make the cut " Rex wrote Mary Sue under her name.
'B-but" she began crying rainbow tears.
"Oh my god even her tears are rainbow, get out" Cody face palmed and pointed to the door.
"Next" Cody said.
A girl with purple hair and blue highlights came walking up. her hips swayed perfectly with every step.
"Hi I'm Primrose Flowershine and I'm a better jedi than Master Yoda despite having absolutely no training whatsoever also I'm incredibly gorgeous like all the clones are in love with me and think I'm hot literally everywhere I go people stop what they're doing to talk about how beautiful I am and I'm Echo's girlfriend" she finally finished.
"Thank god she finally shut up" Cody sighed.
"Echo can you come here real quick?" Rex said on his comlink.
"Yes sir" Echo showed up a few minutes later.
"Is this "lovely" lady your girlfriend?" Rex asked.
"I've never met that woman a day in my life" Echo responded.
"But wait don't you remember we met when I somehow ended up on the Rishi Outpost and you saved me and then we fell madly in love" Primrose went to nuzzle him.
"Lady your crazy" Echo shook his head and walked off.
"Get out," Rex pointed to the door and she sulked away.
"Hi I'm Molly and I'm the greatest healer ever you won't need medics anymore with me around!" she said in an annoying cheerful voice.
"Yea Kix does just fine I don't care if you are the top healer wherever you came from we have medics thank you very much now get out" Cody said. She ran away crying.
"If I may interrupt" Count Dooku came bursting through the door.
"What do you want?" Cody asked.
"Hey I'm a victim of these sues also just so you guys know I'm not going to drop everything to kidnap your Mary Sues or sick Asajj on your dumb Mary Sues I have better things to do plus my master wants Skywalker not these stupid sues" Dooku ranted.
"Great, now leave" Rex said.
Alright I'm going I'm going" Dooku left.
" We have a bone to pick too," Jessie said.
"Yea why do you guys always portray us as wild animals that act like complete idiots around your dumb Mary Sue" Hardcase said.
"Yea just so you know I'm not going to get drunk and act stupid because your Mary Sue is already with somebody else or won't date me" Kix said.
"For those of you who say we act like that because we've never been around women let's see Ashoka, Aayla, Luminara, Shaak Ti oversees our training for crying out loud, the female Kaminoans, Padme, do I need to continue or do you feel dumb enough already" Jessie said.
"Alright next" Rex said.
"Daddy!" a blonde haired girl ran up and hugged him.
"Girl I ain't your father you do realize that I've spent most of my life training on Kamino and I sure as heck am not hooking up with one of those ugly long necks so how am I your father" Rex pushed her off.
"Oh well you see you somehow ended up on earth where you got seriously injured in a crash my mom helped you out and nursed you back to health so you guys then got it on and here I am" she explained.
"Do you want me to do it?" Cody asked.
"Yes please" Rex responded.
"Get out" Cody pushed her towards the exit.
"How many more of you claim to be my child?" Rex shouted in a megaphone ten more girls raised their hands.
"Get out," Rex told them.
Then a girl with multicolored hair and purple eyes walked up.
"My names Analeesa Skywalker and I'm Anakin's long lost sister and I'm the chosen one, I will bring balance to the force" she said in a creepy tone.
"Uh I'm pretty sure that's General Skywalker plus he doesn't have a sister he doesn't even have a father for crying out loud sooo get out" Rex said.
A girl that was half wolf and half human walked up; she had black hair with twinkling stars in it and silver eyes.
"Hiii my name is Princess Lunabelle Stellara and I have an amazing singing voice that you all are going to drool over now where's my man Hevy" she said in a sing song voice.
"Um you do realize that Hevy blew up right?" Rex said.
"No he didn't, I saved him" she said.
"How exactly?" Cody asked.
"Well when he ignited the tibanna gas and it blew up the power of my love for him shielded him from harm so where is he so we can make out" she licked her lips.
"Once again freak he's dead now get out" Rex showed her the exit.
"I can't take anymore of this mess can we call it a day?" Rex asked Anakin.
"Yea sure boys" he said.
Rex and Cody had to go to 79's and get wasted. after spending the whole day dealing with sues.