Whew! New story boys and girls! I had this idea on my mind for a while and I finally decided to write it. I figured it would be a good idea to write it before someone else got the idea, ya know? Well, whatever. I just hope you enjoy it.

Human "Talking"

Human 'Thoughts'

Bijuu/Dragon "Talking"

Bijuu/Dragon 'Thoughts'

Boosted Gear [Talking]

I don't own the rights to Naruto or Highschool DxD...

On with the story!

Forest of Konoha

Naruto chuckled raspily as he leaned against one of the many giant trees around him. His favorite black and orange jumpsuit gifted to him by Pervy Sage was in tatters, he was exhausted and he was nearly out of chakra. He had just concluded his difficult battle with Pain or Nagato; his sibling student, the wielder of the Rinnegan and... the killer of his Godfather and fellow master. When he finally concluded the battle with Nagato's final path he went to search for his real body... and he found him. They didn't fight when they met, no they... talked. It was a fierce battle of wills but in the end, he managed to convince Nagato and Nagato even gave up his life to revive all those he killed.

...Now he's aimlessly walking in the forest hoping to come across someone, anyone to confirm with his eyes that everyone is alive...

That they are ok.

Vroooom

Shiiin

'What was that?' Naruto grunted as he turned to find the source of the strange noise. What he did not expect to find was a ...tear? It looked as if someone just decided to rip the air itself in half! ..Naruto cautiously limped away from the phenomenon, feeling uneasy at the strange and unfamiliar energy that the tear resonated with.

Naruto sucked in a large breath of air as the ...thing started pulling on him; sucking him into itself. He applied what little chakra he had to his feet, achieving nothing but dragging the dirt with him. He clawed at the roots of the trees, dug his fingers in the dirt until his nails painfully broke, and even tried to bite down on a large rock. Naruto struggled and try as he might, he just couldn't get away from the strange phenomenon. He was much too exhausted to put up much of a fight.

There was nothing he could do.

Naruto looked up just in time to see a panicking Kakashi futilely trying to reach out and grab onto him. Still, despite the situation, Naruto tearily smiled.

'Kakashi-sensei is alive! He's alive! Then that means everyone...' The last thing Kakashi saw was Naruto's teary smiling face, unconcerned of his safety and relieved to see him.

Naruto's eyes closed as the phenomenon sealed itself. 'If my death means everyone can live... then I'm okay with it... everyone is alive and safe.'

It... It was fine this way.

Kuoh Town

Issei sighed as he walked home from school. Peep on girls, get beat up by them, and go home. It was his typical school day, shared by his friends Matsuda and Motohama. He doesn't understand what the girls don't see in him...

Okay so maybe that was a lie but still, he's a virgin and he's 17! All of those other bastards in his year had this annoying confidence about them, the one boys have once they become men! Dammit! He grumbled at the unfairness of it all as he came upon the door to his house.

There's always next year.

Issei briefly fumbled in his pocket for his keys and opened the door, taking off his sneakers, and called out to his parents.

"Tou-san, Kaa-san, I'm home!"

"..."

"..."

Nothing.

Issei curiously walked forward to the living room and saw his parents cuddled up on the couch together sleeping soundly.

Issei chuckled fondly and turned to walk up the stairs but his eye caught something interesting. He spotted a dirty mag that was sticking out from under the sofa with glee. He had been looking for it for so long! How did it get under there?

Issei blinked in realization. Ah, right... forgot about that. A few months ago he hastily hid it under there when his parents came home earlier than he expected while he was uhh..yeah...soooo... he threw it under the sofa and tried to hastily turn off the living room T.V. that had some porn playing on it.

He got caught.

Thankfully it was by his father, as his mother hadn't entered yet. His father simply nodded in understanding and went outside to delay his wife, which evolved into making out, which evolved into much more.

Issei chuckled awkwardly at the memory as he walked up the steps and into his room. Issei carelessly plopped onto his bed and threw his bag haphazardly across the room. He had homework to do but he didn't care about that at the moment.

"Fufufufu"

Issei laughed gentlemanly and he looked at his favored porn mag, intent on reading it's glorious contents to his fragile heart's content. Hm. Yeah, he would've...If what looked like God got bored and decided to tear space in half didn't open up in his room. Perhaps God did get bored? Who knows? Well, he didn't, and he didn't care. He just ignored it and continued reading his lovely ma-

"EHHHHHHHHHHH?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!" Issei squealed, tumbling off the bed with wide eyes as he looked at the ...whatever it was. Issei flinched as his left arm suddenly started burning in white-hot pain. He would have screamed in agony but a blur of black and orange flew out of the portal and collided with his stomach, pushing all of the air out of his lungs. Luckily it didn't break any bones...

Unfortunately, it fell right on his pained left arm.

Moments before Issei passed out from the intense pain, he briefly saw some kind of red gauntlet appear on his arm.

[B-B-B-B-B-B-B-Boost!]

...[T-T-T-Rans-f-f-eeer]...

He passed out as the room was enveloped in a flash of blindingly bright light.

Uknown location

Naruto yawned as he tiredly opened his eyes. He blinked several times and rubbed the sleep out of his cerulean orbs, slowly stretching out his limbs and sighing as the stiff appendages flowed with new energy only sleep could give you.

Naruto tilted his head in confusion. Was he dead? He kinda expected to just sleep forever or something... Oh well, guess not. It was certainly the best sleep he ever had... Especially with this awesome orange bed! It was so soft and warm, not to mention it moved!

"...Eh?"

Naruto slowly moved his head, trailed the 'beds' length. The object seemed to mostly be angular but it had curves and tufts at some edges. At the rear, it split off in nine different directions, each length long and wide was waving around erratically. It even had an eye that was glaring death at him.

"GAH!" Naruto yelled in pain as he was punted off the object by one of the, now more obviously, tails. Naruto grimaced as he looked up at his resident incomplete Bijuu.

"Ningen... just what do you think you're doing contaminating my precious fur with your disgusting presence?"

"What was that you-" Naruto eyes bulged out of his sockets "-How are you outside the seal?!"

The Kyuubi blinked and looked around as a malicious grin formed on his face. He was indeed was outside the seal! He ignored the fact that they were surrounded by endless white, he didn't care about that. No, it was time for some revenge!

Kyuubi was outside the seal? Well, it made sense, they are dead. That isn't important though. "Woah... so soft." He didn't expect the Kyuubi's fur to be so soft. If anything he thought touching even one hair would instantly kill you.

"Annoying little... Pay attention while I kill you, vermin!"

"I died, remember? I'm sure you saw what happened." Naruto offhandedly commented. Why was his fur so soft..?

"..."

"Oh, wait. You're here too."

Huh... Well, does that mean Kyuubi's dead too?

"Guess that means you're dead too. Sorry bout that I guess."

The Kyuubi was preparing to bite the insolent little twerps head off but a bright flash of red stopped him, unfortunately. Once the unnecessarily bright light died down The Kyuubi raised a non-existent eyebrow.

Sitting there with a strange expression on its face was a red dragon, with a long red neck, sharp teeth, and green eyes. It has a long red tail with a light red underbelly. It also has red and golden spikes, with sharp red scales all around its body.

Naruto only stared at the dragon in surprise. "Wow... Never expected the shinigami to be a lizard."

The dragon grunted in annoyance at being called a lizard. "...I am not this... Shinigami. I am one of the Two Heavenly Dragons, Ddraig the Welsh Dragon."

Heavenly, like the Pure Lands? So he was dead after all.

After a few seconds of marveling at the badass looking dragon, Naruto replied, "Nice to meet ya Ddraig! The name is Naruto Uzumaki! Don't mind the Kyuubi behind me though, he's just an ass."

The dragon looked at Naruto curiously. Kyuubi? Why would the Shint-

"KYYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! DON'T EAAAAAT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Ddraig directed a curious gaze to his left. Who could be with him and his host?

The Kyuubi turned an annoyed eye to the stupid Ningen. "Shut up you pathetic flesh bag!" Ddraig eyes widened as he gazed at the massive Kyuubi that looked to be seconds away from eating a brown-haired human. It looked to be around 300 meters long with 9 massive swaying tails behind it. The kitsune was orange with black fur surrounding its eyes. It had a muscular humanoid torso, unlike its bottom half, that was completely vulpine.

This massive kitsune seemed to be easily as powerful as he was- which was surprising considering he knew most, if not all of the strongest creatures in the world.

"A... A-A Dragon!?"

Ignoring the trembling brown-haired human he watched cautiously as the fox approached him.

"Hmm... Tell me, Dragon, how you are in my pathetic containers mindscape?"

Kyuubi hummed as he eyed the decently powerful dragon, considering it wasn't a Bijuu. He saw the dragon earlier, but he mostly ignored it after a human landed on his head, which was absolutely unacceptable. The pathetic bug should be grateful he didn't eat him as soon as he saw him.

"Your container..? But isn't this my hos-" Ddraig grunted as he looked at the terrified brown-haired human that was slowly inching towards the blonde. He could feel his presence inside his left arm. So that blonde-haired one wasn't his container...

"-...I'm pretty sure you're inside my host's mindscape."

Kyuubi growled, "Do not play games with me, dragon."

Naruto decided to interrupt before things got chaotic. He didn't fancy... fighting the Kyuubi. He wasn't sure if he could take him, even with his perfect sage mode. He wasn't sure about Ddraig but he seemed pretty nice so far.

"Uh, yeah that's nice and all, but aren't we dead?"

Kyuubi scoffed at Naruto. "No, you stupid human."

Naruto scowled "That dragon said he was from heaven! ..Hey, wait... If we're in heaven then why are you here?"

"Ehhhh? I'm dead?! I'm still a virgin! I haven't even touched a pair of boobs yet!" The brown-haired teen bawled next to Naruto, completely forgetting about the existence of Kyuubi and Ddraig.

"..."

"..."

"..."

Naruto slid a hand down his face, exasperation clear in his tone. "Great, another pervert..."

The host of Ddraig looked up with a depressed smile. "Hehe... U-Umm... Sorry about that. M-My name is Issei Hyoudou."

Naruto waved his worries away, subtly taking glances at the still annoyed-looking Kyuubi "Don't worry, I don't have anything against perverts. Names Naruto Uzumaki!"

"W-Well, nice to meet you... Naruto-san.-"

Naruto's face soured when Issei called him that. He never really liked honorifics "Just Naruto is fine, Perv!"

"I thought you didn't have anything against perverts!"

"Hai, Hai-" Naruto looked up towards Ddraig "-So, are we dead or not?"

Ddraig snorted "No you are not dead. I assumed we were in Issei's Boosted Gear, but it appears that's not entirely the case."

Issei blinked. A sacred what? What the heck is this scary dragon talking about? "M-My what?"

"Hmm... It seems my host is unaware of the 'supernatural'... I'll tell you what you need to know for now. You two are welcome to listen in." Ddraig gazed at the eyes of a curious Naruto, and the calculating narrowed eyes of the Kyuubi, who seemed unusually calm.

Ddraig told them about the Great War, the Three Biblical Factions, magic, and the various mythologies. Ddraig told them about the different species of people such as angels, devils, fallen angels, and youkai, which caused Issei to have a sudden rush of blood to his head...s. The Kyuubi seemed quite interested in youkai and the existence of another Kyuubi, even if it wasn't nearly as strong as him. Ddraig told them about dragons, evil dragons, how he got sealed and sacred gears, which caught Naruto's attention. To him, it sounded similar to a Jinchuuriki.

All in all, after Ddraig's 'brief' explanation, The Kyuubi only had one conclusion as to where they were. "...Stupid hairless monkey. You somehow managed to land us in a different dimension."

Naruto blinked. "Hey, then that means we can go back right? If I'm still-"

"I want to be here less than you do boy but if you don't even know how we got here in the first place, then how are you supposed to leave?"

"..."

"Tch. Get out, it's bad enough I have to-" The Kyuubi glanced at Ddraig who was talking to Issei. "...share now."

"Share? What do you mean Kyuubi?"

"...Of course, your feeble brain wouldn't understand but I'll dumb it down for you. You two humans fucked something up and now we share living space."

Naruto had no idea what that meant but who cares? "Hey, it isn't that bad! At least you have someone to talk too now!" Naruto smiled brightly and gave a big thumbs up.

Kyuubi scowled and swung a massive paw at Naruto. "Get out!"

Hyoudou Household - Issei's Room

Naruto groaned as he sat up. Damn cranky ass Kyuubi kicked him out! Naruto frowned as he checked himself over. His clothes were ruined but he wasn't really tired anymore, although his chakra did feel a bit strange. His injuries were healed, unsurprisingly. He did notice he was in a bedroom. It looked basic if a bit modern. A bed, a desk, a bookshelf, and a full-body mirror. It even had a couple of posters of naked girls.

Issei groaned from his position on the floor and woke up a couple of seconds after Naruto did. He looked shocked at first but sighed softly. 'So that wasn't a crazy dream.' The teen looked a bit distressed but otherwise accepted the situation easily.

Issei looked over to Naruto. "What happened to your clothes? They are pretty much rags." Issei went into his closet and took out a plain white t-shirt and blue cargo shorts and handed them to Naruto.

Naruto nodded his head in thanks. He looked at the clothes before puffing in smoke, his jumpsuit in his hands, and the outfit on his body. "...Fought a god."

Issei could only sit there and gawk. "How did.. wha- ..ho- ...god?!"

Naruto shrugged "Yeah. ...So what now?" Naruto wasn't sure what to do in a world that had dragons, gods, animal people, and even, if he's sensing right, chakra-less super weak humans.

"I don't know! This is too much for a regular kid like me!" Issei jumped in surprise as a green circle with letters appeared on his hand. Soon the strange seal started glowing as if breathing with life, which it sort of did when Ddraig began speaking through it.

[You could, if it isn't too much to ask, train my incredibly weak partner.]

Issei looked indignant "Oi..."

Naruto looked at the seal with curiosity. Was this magic? He would have to ask later... "Maybe. In exchange I want a favor at some point... but first..-" He turned to Issei and gave him a hard stare "-what would be your purpose, your reason for getting stronger?"

Issei didn't hesitate. He immediately straightened up and spoke proudly. Naruto grinned in anticipation... Maybe he would impress- "Get girls and become Harem King!"

Naruto turned to the green seal on Issei's hand "No." Ddraig sweatdropped at Naruto's instant answer.

"..."

Naruto looked at Issei as his lips slowly frowned. If this world did have gods just doing whatever they pleased then he was going to need comrades...

"...Fine. I'll train you for a few weeks. After, or during that, I want your answer to my question. A real answer."

"Seriously?-" Issei scratched the back of his head "- Not to be ungrateful but why?"

Naruto grinned "We're friends now, right? I don't need much more of a reason than that."

Friends..? Someone wanted to be his friend?

"You sure? I'm just a-"

Naruto raised his palm to stop him from saying anything further "Both of my teachers were perverts. One of them read porn in public without any shame, whatsoever. And the other was a Super Pervert. The Pervert of Perverts and the one True Pervert."

Naruto grinned when he saw Issei had stars in his eyes "I didn't know you were taught by such amazing deities! Please treat me well, sensei!"

Naruto chuckled. Pervy Sage and Issei would have got along well... "..So... you still wanna be Harem King?"

Issei rapidly nodded his head. "Of course!"

"Good luck with that. Too many women in any man's life will bring headaches ...and physical pain. That and how can you be Harem King if you haven't become a Harem Master? How can you be a Harem Master if you've never had a harem in the first place?!"

Issei's eyes widened as he gasped "Such- ...Such wise words, sensei!"

Naruto donned a smug grin as he rubbed his nose "Hmph! Taught by the best!"

"..."

"..."

Naruto grinned sheepishly. "You don't mind if I crash at your place right?"

Issei's face transformed into a deadpan "You already did." Issei gestured to all the toppled and broken furniture... How the hell is he gonna pay for all of this?

Naruto sweatdropped "Sorry about that."

Issei sighed and picked up the fallen bookshelf. He began to pick up the fallen boo-

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Naruto raised an eyebrow "Issei?"

"My porn is all ripped up!? How did this happeeeeen?!"

"ISSEI?! HONEY, WHAT'S WRONG?!" Before Issei could even reply to his mother's shout his parents barged in his room. Naruto chuckled at how they seemed to be half asleep and half alert, their hair disheveled and their limbs entangled as they practically fell over each other. Issei's mother had on a tan turtle neck, blue jeans, and ankle-length white socks. Issei's father had on a light blue dress shirt, dark blue dress pants, black socks, and a dark blue tie.

Issei's father scanned the room for any threats before his eyes landed on Issei as he cried over a pile of ripped up porn mags. Issei even had incense burning as he paid his respects. Issei's father gasped and put a hand over his mouth and without any hesitation, he joined him and mourned over the porn mags he secretly read while Issei was at school.

"Gorou! Issei!" Using speed that would make the Yellow Flash proud, and definitely impressed his son, both Gorou and Issei appeared in a seiza in front of the only female in the Hyoudou household.

"Have mercy Miki-chan!" Gorou squeaked.

Kyuubi scoffed "Whipped beta male." The Kyuubi's comment was so unexpected that Naruto couldn't hold in his laugh "Pffffft... BAHAHAHAHAHA"

Miki blinked and looked at Issei's bed, seemingly finally noticing the presence of another person in the room. "Oh my! I didn't see you there! I didn't know Issei had friends other than ...those two!"

Naruto grinned as he wiped away humorous tears from his eyes "Hehehe ..Yup! Naruto Uzumaki at your service!"

Miki smiled brightly "Well, it's nice to know Issei has some normal friends." Miki looked over to Issei with her hands on her hips "Issei why didn't you introduce us to your friend?"

Issei didn't answer. He was too busy crying over such a great loss. 'That was 3 years savings of porn dammit!' Gorou patted his son's back, completely understanding his pain.

Miki gave Gorou a withering glare and growled. Gorou would never admit it but that kinda turned him on. That isn't important right now! What could he do to calm his scary wife..? Oh! Ooooh... Of course! Gorou grinned as he grabbed Miki and led her out of the room. Gorou whispered something in Miki's ear and smacked her ass. Miki slightly jumped and lightly hit Gorou on the chest, grabbing his tie and pulling him into their room.

Issei looked at Naruto uneasily. "..."

"..." Naruto gave Issei a look so dry it could evaporate the wetness in Miki's pants.

Issei shook his head "...Let's leave. They always make so much noise." Last time they did that he couldn't forget his father saying something about spunk, sass, and a great ass.

Naruto chuckled. "I'm surprised you haven't peeped on them."

Issei raised an eyebrow at the blonde. Naruto facepalmed as he looked at Issei. 'Unbelievable. Of course he did.'

Naruto followed Issei out of the room and headed towards the door. "Hey, Naruto..." Issei grabbed a gray jacket off of the coat racket and grabbed a white one for Naruto.

"Yeah?" Naruto nodded his head in thanks as he put on the unexpectedly fitting and comfortable jacket.

"If we're gonna be doing training, like push-ups, sit-ups, and stuff, well... is it possible to work out ...that part of your body..?" Issei looked at Naruto from the corner of his eye as he put on his white tennis shoes.

"What?" Didn't Pervy Sage talk about something like that..? What was it again..? Then it clicked. "Oh! You mean dick-ups?"

Ddraig sighed "...Idiots."

Kyuubi grunted, "You might as well get used to it now." If he has to watch these stupid situations then he was going to make the best of it. What better way than to make everyone's pain and misfortune his entertainment? Watching these humans was quite amusing.

Ddraig sweatdropped at the Kyuubi. What kind of person was Naruto for him to be used to these kinds of situations?

"It isn't that bad Kyuubi."

"As if. Any human would be better than you."

Naruto smirked "Really?"

Naruto stuffed his hands in his pockets and leaned forward. He put an indifferent expression on his face and snorted.

"Hn."

"...Do not insult me by acting like that Uchiha!"

Naruto snickered and closed the link... links? He was still weirded out by the fact that he could hear the dragon too. Oh well. He would have to figure that out later.

Issei grunted in displeasure "Guh... That's weird. I don't think I'll ever be used to hearing those two voices in my head."

"Eh. You'll get used to it pretty quick."

"...Should I be concerned about you?"

"No..." Naruto and Issei walked out of the door, saying their goodbyes to Miki and Gorou... although they probably didn't hear it.

Issei turned to Naruto with a skeptical look. "Uh-huh... So uh ...how do I work it out?"

Naruto hummed in thought. "Try drawing the alphabet with it before you go to sleep. That's what Pervy Sage always said... and did." Hearing those grunts before going to sleep gave him nightmares.

Issei nodded his head in the most serious manner Naruto had seen him do so far. Seriously..? That's what he's most serious about? Naruto shook his head in amusement. This guy is so much like Pervy Sage it's scary.

A few minutes of idle talk later Naruto and Issei arrived at the park. Oddly enough there wasn't anyone at the park. Well, that was good for them. No one should have to witness torture after all.

"Alright, Issei! Get down and gimme 20!"

3 minutes later...

Issei panted as he finished the final push-up. It was kind of sad to see him so utterly exhausted after only 20. Oh well.

Naruto grinned. "Chin up Issei! You can't become Harem King if you can't do a measly 500 push-ups!"

Issei paled as he did the next push-up.

Maybe he got ahead of himself...

Issei grumbled as he and Naruto walked out of the park. It was approaching night and they had just finished his torture. Thankfully they were heading to his home. He wanted nothing more than to sleep.

But still... "If this was how I have to become Harem King then so be it!" Issei balled up his fist and looked at it with a determined expression.

Naruto smiled brightly at his new student/friend. "Yosh! Well said Issei! If you can't do 500 tomorrow, then I will do 2,000!"

Unbeknownst to Naruto, Issei suddenly had an evil gleam in his eye. "Yes, sensei!"

So much YOUTH!

The Kyuubi shivered in disgust. He suddenly remembered two spandex-wearing, mammoth eyebrow having, bowl cut aliens, and unfortunately for Ddraig, the mental image got transferred to him.

"ARRGGGHHHH MY EYES!"

The Kyuubi just innocently looked away and mentally patted himself on the back.

As they walked to the Hyoudou residence Naruto and Issei made idle chat, mostly about Naruto's home, with Ddraig asking the occasional question, hoping to forget about that trauma-inducing image.

Issei fumbled in his pocket for his keys and unlocked the door once he got them out, mumbling something about bastard pinkettes and hot snake kunoichis.

"Kaa-san, Tou-san I'm back!" Issei smiled as he heard the sounds of soft footsteps. His mother and father walked into the hallway and smiled when they saw Naruto and himself.

"Oh! You came back just in time! I was just finishing up dinner." She turned towards Naruto and smiled kindly "Would you like to join us, dear?"

Naruto smiled brightly. He could definitely go for some grub. "Yep! That would be awesome!"

Gorou turned towards Issei and quirked an eyebrow "Where were you two?"

He turned towards Naruto and sweatdropped "We were just...training."

Gorou blinked in surprise. So his son wanted to get stronger? Bout' time he did something other than drool over women. The older man glanced at Issei's new companion and an understanding humm escaped his throat. It was obvious he was being trained by Naruto. Even with a brief glance, he could tell Naruto was a fighter. His body seemed to be streamlined for speed and power. The results of hard work and discipline.

"Oh! Oh my!" Miki blushed and put her hand on her cheek. Her son and his new friend come back from who knows where all sweaty and... my, my! What could this mean?

All three males looked at her questioningly as she bashfully glanced between Issei and Naruto. Gorou seemed to get it first and quickly turned green with Issei and Naruto following soon after. They all had their hands over their mouths, stumbling over each other to get to the bathroom and unload the contents of their stomachs, completely grossed out by images that popped in their heads.

Miki didn't seem to notice any of this. She had a slight nosebleed and a dreamy look in her eyes.

5 Minutes later

"I'm hungry." Naruto sighed as he listened to his stomach make unearthly rumbling sounds.

Issei sighed as he walked out of the bathroom. "We just emptied our stomachs."

"Well, it's a good thing that your mom cooked. It smells really good."

"Boys! Come downstairs!"

Naruto grinned "It must be fate!"

Issei snorted "Uh-huh. From those stories you told me, you don't believe in fate."

Naruto blinked "Oh, your right."

Issei grinned "Race you down?"

Naruto filed it away for later and grinned "You bet!"

From this day forth, the world would be forever changed. Two Baka's would drive the world into a new age, but is it for the better or for the worst..?

~Chapter End~

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