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"Hello? Donut delivery!" Naruto knocked down the doors of the abandoned Church.

"Donut delivery? Who orders donuts? Isn't it supposed to be pizza?" Sasuke asked.

"You don't get it?" Naruto frowned.

"Who the fuck are you two? You devils?"

"Dohnaseek!"

"Excuse us for a moment Fallen Angels." Naruto held his hand up to silence them, "I'm trying to tell my friend a joke."

"You don't need to tell me. I don't care." Sasuke rolled his eyes.

"I don't care, I'm telling you anyway. It's a donut delivery because we're bringing Donutseek to the others! Get it?"

"Please, just shut up." Sasuke sighed.

"Dohnaseek, who are these two?!" Another Fallen Angel hissed.

"T-They have the Nun…"

"I see. Tell us where the Nun is and we won't kill you."

Naruto and Sasuke glanced at each other and then the Fallen Angels and each other again before they burst out laughing.

"What's so funny, humans?!"

"I'm sorry… It's rude for us to laugh. But we don't do it without good reason." Naruto told them.

"Oh? And what is that?"

"I mean, you're all pretty weak… It's not even funny." Naruto looked at Sasuke, "I'd say a high-level Genin could probably kill them."

Sasuke nodded, "Anyway, we're here to kill you and then I'm taking your heads to the Vatican for some money."

"Tsk! Stupid humans!" The Fallen growled as she made a spear of light and threw it at Naruto's chest.

Naruto looked down and pulled out the spear, "Why the hell did you throw that at me?! He's the one saying he's gonna deliver your heads!"

"You're not dead…?" She trailed off as Naruto's wound healed almost instantly.

"I don't think so. Anyway, could you please bring everyone that's here upstairs? It would make it so much easier."

The Fallen was silent for a moment before she growled, "Everyone get up here! Now!"

A few moments later the entire Church was filled with multiple stray Exorcists.

"Yes, Lady Raynare?"

"Kill these two fools!"

Naruto looked at Sasuke as the Exorcists charged them, "Are you gonna do it?"

"Hn…" Sasuke took a step forward, "Amaterasu!"

Raynare flinched as everyone around her suddenly began burning in black flames.

A few seconds and as the flames disappeared she was suddenly the only individual facing the two young men. Her comrades burned everywhere but their faces.

She was quick to get on her knees, "Please don't kill me! I'll do anything!"

Naruto looked at Sasuke.

Sasuke frowned, "No."

"Pleaseeeee!"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Please?"

Sasuke groaned, "Fine. But she's your responsibility."

"Yay! Thanks!" Naruto turned to Raynare, "I haven't said this yet but I dig what you're wearing. Super hot, I think I got more inspiration!" Naruto said as he took out his notebook and furiously wrote on it.

"I can kill this guy, right?" Sasuke pointed at Dohnaseek.

"Hm? Sure." Naruto said offhandedly as he kept writing in his notebook.

"Great." Sasuke nodded as he decapitated the man.

Raynare sighed in relief at being spared.

"Hey! I'm bored! Have you found— What the fuck happened here?"

Naruto turned around, "Who are you?"

"Who the fuck are you?" The man shot back as he looked at Sasuke decapitating the burnt bodies.

"I asked you first." Naruto said.

"I asked you second." The man retorted before laughing, "I'm outta here." He bolted.

Naruto was silent for a second, "... Interesting."

"You're gonna let him leave?" Raynare asked.

"Yeah, I will. For now."

"Why?" Sasuke asked as he finished his job.

"Kurama just told me he sensed a very pissed off Devil following that man."

"A Devil?"

"Yeah… I'm curious about this and want to see what they do since it isn't a Devil that resides here in Kuoh. Let's go back, in case they try anything soon."

"Hn." Sasuke nodded as he burnt the headless bodies completely.

Naruto looked over to Sasuke, "Are you going to carry those around?"

Sasuke looked at the heads and frowned, "You got a bag?"

"The heroes are back!" Naruto walked back into the apartment enthusiastically, "Sorry for the wait. Sasuke had to buy a few bags."

"Mr. Naruto."

"Ah, Rias. What're you, and your entire peerage, doing here?"

"I would like to know why my servant is in your house."

"What's wrong with that?" Naruto asked.

Rias blinked, "Well, um… You've taken my servant to your house without my permission or without telling me."

Naruto pursed his lips as Sasuke walked in nonchalantly, "Where is the girl gonna stay? I recommend a closet with a bunch of seals… The hell are they doing here?"

"Y-Yuuma?!" Issei hid behind Rias.

Rias, sling with everyone in the house tensed.

"All of you calm down. She's harmless."

"Harmless?! This Fallen killed Issei!"

Sasuke rolled his eyes as he carried the bags of heads inside.

Irina glanced at him, "Whatchu got there?"

"Heads." Sasuke said as he walked into his room.

"Ah… Cool… Cool." Irina laughed nervously before focusing on Raynare again.

"So what if she killed Issei? And so what if she was gonna kill Asia too?" Naruto paused, "That didn't sound too good… Anyway, what I'm trying to say is that if she tries anything I'll be the first to kill her. Isn't that right, Raynare." He laughed as he wrapped his arm around her.

Raynare laughed awkwardly along with him, "R-Right…"

"And you expect me to be okay with this? She's in my territory. And what about the other Fallen?!"

"Relax, we took care of them. Or Sasuke did, but I was there so… It counts as us. What do you think he had in those bags?"

"Porn?" Issei piped in.

"No, Issei. Heads. Of people." A moan was heard across the room as he said that, and everyone turned to Akeno.

"What the fuck…" Naruto muttered.

"He killed everyone?" Rias asked, ignoring Akeno's... Eccentricness.

"That's right. Anyway, Asia?"

"Y-Yes?" She asked, hiding behind Issei.

"I'm gonna need you for something tonight."

"O-Oh? What is it?"

"There was someone else at the Church watching us. A Devil."

"A Devil? Did you see them?" Rias asked.

"No. I reckon they're after Asia so I want to use her as, for lack of a better word, bait."

"B-Bait?"

"Bait?! That's crazy! No!" Issei protested.

"I'm not asking you Issei." Naruto turned to Asia, "I promise you nothing will happen to you. As soon as they show Sasuke and I will step in."

She hesitated slightly but determinedly said "... Okay, I'll do it."

"Great! Now if everyone who is currently not living here could leave that would be wonderful— including you Issei."

"We will talk later." Rias said with a frown as she walked out.

Issei walked behind her reluctantly, avoiding eye contact with Raynare.

Kiba nodded as he followed after his King.

Akeno waved at him sensually as she licked her lips, making Naruto laugh.

Koneko… Koneko stared at Naruto with unfocused, half-lidded eyes.

"You okay, Koneko."

"No… Yes… I need…" She trailed off.

"You need?"

"N-Nothing! It's nothing…" She coughed awkwardly, "Later…"

"Right…"

"She definitely wants to get in your pants." Raynare rolled her eyes.

"W-What?!" Irina screeched, "Nope! I won't allow it! I've already got too much competition!"

Xenovia nodded, "I agree. We need to up our efforts Irina. Operation: Seduce Naruto before he gets with anyone else is a go."

"What? S-Seduce?" Irina blushed before lowering her voice, "H-How?"

"I'm not too sure myself. Perhaps we'll go ask Rossweisse so we can know what not to do, considering her failure in getting a boyfriend."

"That's kinda mean."

"You disagree?"

"No. Let's go." Irina dragged Xenovia into the kitchen.

"Does every girl here wanna get into your pants?"

"I guess. Don't know why though."

Raynare looked him up and down, "You're certainly not bad on the eyes."

"Please don't tell me you'll be trying to get into my pants too?"

"Hmph, where will I be sleeping?"

"Well, no one here trusts you. Perhaps I'll have you sleep with Xenovia and Irina. You'll have to share a bed with them or sleep on the floor."

"I'd rather take the couch."

"Nope, you have to take the bed or floor. Or you can go with Rossweisse."

At that moment Rossweisse burst out of the kitchen crying, "I hate you all! I'll get a boyfriend, you'll see!" She said as she burst out of the apartment.

Naruto and Raynare stared.

"We're sorryyyy!" Irina apologized as she chased after her, dragging Xenovia along with her.

"I'll take the floor with the other two."

"That was probably the better choice."

"S-So what exactly are we going to do?" Asia asked.

"Right, I didn't say this but that dumb priest followed after us. I assume the Devil will also be nearby. You're going to walk out towards the Church alone to lure at least one of them out."

"Okay..."

"Ready?"

"Ready." She nodded and walked out of the apartment, "You'll be okay, you'll be okay..." She whispered to herself.

It didn't take long for Freed to appear in front of her, "Pretty dumb for you to come out alone at this time, bitch. I would've loved to have some fun with you but that Dora said I need to kill you..." He scowled, "Gross, taking orders from Devil scum. Maybe I'll have some fun with you before and after I'll kill you, I'm sure he won't care." He grinned lustfully.

"Stay back. I-I'm warning you!"

"Bwahahaha! What're you gonna do about it?! I gotta say I do love it when my prey resists, it makes everything so much more fun." He said as he walked slowly towards Asia, backing her into a wall.

"That's far enough." Freed heard a voice from behind him and instantly tried to reach for his sword.

Unfortunately for him, his wrist was quickly grabbed and broken.

Sasuke frowned, "Where's the Devil?"

Freed fell to the ground, holding his wrist, "What the fuck, man! Couldn't you have waited until I groped her or something? Fuck!"

"Where is he?" Sasuke grabbed him by the neck.

"How the fuck am I gonna tell you anything when you're about to choke me?!"

Sasuke squeezed lightly.

"Fuck! He's at the Church! I'm supposed to bring the girl's dead body to him!"

"Thanks... I think I've seen your poster before. Freed Sellzen."

"What do you—" Freed's head slumped forward with a crack.

"Did you..." Asia trailed off.

"I did. Go home, I'll go meet Naruto at the Church."

"Okay, be safe."

"Hn."

At the abandoned Church...

"That dumb priest... He better not be doing anything... Asia's body is mine, mine alone."

"Oh, is that so?"

"Who's there! Show yourself!" He whirled around, but the shadows didn't give anyone away.

"What exactly were you going to do with the girl?"

"That's none of your business."

"I think it is."

"Do you know who I am?! I am Diodora Astaroth! Heir to the Astaroth clan!"

"Dio... Dora? What a funny name."

"W-What?! It's not funny! Come out now!"

"Okay." Naruto walked into view and waved at him, "So, Dodo, I still want to know what you were planning to do with Asia."

"Like hell I'd tell you! And don't call me that!"

"If you won't tell me then perhaps you'll tell him." Naruto pointed behind him.

"What do you mean—" Diodora looked behind himself, only to instantly freeze as he looked into Sasuke's eyes.

"You will tell me everything."

A few minutes later Diodora blinked in confusion and noted he was tied down.

"Listen here, Bobo. You're clearly a menace so we're gonna have to dispose of you."

"W-What? I'm Diodora Astaroth! You can't kill me!"

"We don't care who you are. I still don't really know who you are, Dorito."

"Stop calling me names!"

Naruto crouched in front of the Devil, "You are a truly disgusting creature, and you will be punished accordingly. You will feel everything you made your victims feel and so much more than that, over and over and over again. And you will wish we had killed you this instant."

Diodora shivered as he looked into Naruto's slitted eyes, "I don't wanna die..."

"Don't start begging now, we haven't even started." Naruto told him as he and Sasuke dragged Diodora into the darkness of the old Church."

"No! No! Let me go! Let me go! Nooooooo!"

Woah there... Naruto got pretty intense there.

Freed is dead and Diodora will definitely be wishing he was, hahahaha!