I can't believe it, the story has reached over 1k follows! It makes me glad you're all enjoying this little story of mine.

At least something good happened. Being sick for a week really brings down your want to write. I couldn't even get out of bed *sob*

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and Highschool DxD

"Naruto, you're back! Where have you been? You were gone all night!" Irina looked worried, "And where's Sasuke?"

Naruto closed the door to the apartment, "Sasuke's currently mentally torturing the Devil who wanted to take Asia over at the abandoned Church. I just came in to check in on everyone before going to work but I'll be going back once the day is over."

"What are you going to do with them?" Asia asked.

"Once we feel like he's gotten what he deserves we're going to send his head to his family."

"That's pretty dark, nyahaha!" Kuroka said from the couch.

"Where have you been, Kuroka."

"Around." She shrugged, "Can I watch the guy get tortured?"

"Knock yourself out."

"Yay!" She skipped to Naruto and kissed him on the cheek, "Later, nya!"

"Where's Raynare?" He asked, ignoring the glares Irina and Xenovia sent Kuroka.

"She's still sleeping. She insisted on sleeping on the floor even though we offered her some room on the bed." Irina told him.

"You offered her. I would rather not have a Fallen Angel on my bed since she'd probably stab me in my sleep." Xenovia turned to Naruto, "How do you know she won't just escape when she finds a chance?"

"Because she can't. I put up a seal just outside the door which prevents her from leaving unless she does so with one of us."

Xenovia looked impressed, "That sure is neat."

Naruto nodded, "Where are Rossweisse and Asia?"

"Rossweisse is still mad about yesterday and Asia is trying to cheer her up." Irina frowned at Xenovia, "You shouldn't have said anything about her not having a boyfriend."

"What's wrong with that? It isn't my fault she's so sensitive about that."

"Okay… Everything is good here so I'll see you all later."

"Bye! Have a nice day!"

Later that day, at the ORC…

"You want me to go to the abandoned Church?" Rias looked confused, "What for?"

"A Devil there wants to see you all. And I thought why not?"

"Okay…"

"Bring Sona if you want as well." Naruto added before leaving.

"Do you want us to go with you?" Kiba asked.

"He didn't say anything about anyone else being able to come..."

"But he also didn't say no one else was allowed to accompany you." Akeno added.

"True. Are we all going then?"

"I kinda just wanna check up on Asia…" Issei said before he coughed awkwardly as Rias looked at him, "T-Then again, I guess I'll ask Naruto how she's doing… Yeah…"

Rias nodded, "What about you, Koneko?"

"I guess…" She shifted around on the couch uncomfortably as she munched on her sweets.

"All right… Let's go get Sona then."

The abandoned Church…

"Hey, Sasuke how's it going?"

Sasuke looked up, "Oh, we're taking a break. I think we should switch to physical torture. His mind is barely able to take it anymore."

"You could have Asia heal him." Kuroka told them as she made her way to Naruto, "That way you don't have to worry about killing him too early, nya."

"N-No! P-Please! No more!" Diodora cried.

"Relax Diodoro. Anyway, Rias and Sona are being brought here as requested."

"I don't get why you agreed in the first place." Sasuke told him in annoyance.

Naruto shrugged, "I just want to see what he says to them."

"They'll get me out! You'll see! A-And then Asia will be mine and I'll make you watch as I vio— Ugh!" Diodora hunched over on his chair as Naruto kicked his crotch.

"You better shut the hell up before I snap your neck right here… Now be a decent Devil and wait for the girls to get here." Naruto growled.

"Is it a good idea for me to be here, nya?" Kuroka asked.

"It'll be fine!" Naruto waved off her worries, "Just stick by me and they won't try anything."

"If you say so, nya."

"Aaaand here they are. Welcome! I didn't think you'd bring your entire peerage's, it's like you came here to fight!" Naruto laughed.

"Why did you ask… Is that—" Rias paused her walking.

"Yes it is. Dorado Astaroth."

"Diodora…" He groaned.

"Yeah, whatever. Apparently, he wants you to help him out of his little predicament."

"What have you been doing to him?" Sona asked, taking note of Diodora's pale face.

"Well, Sasuke's been torturing him mentally. We're thinking of switching to physical for a bit now."

"You're what?! You can't just do that for no reason! Is that why you've brought her?" Rias pointed at Kuroka, "She wants in on it?"

Naruto frowned, "I certainly don't like how you automatically assume that Kuroka's been taking part in this and that this is happening with no reason." He walked up to Diodora and hoisted his head up, "You are looking at the creature responsible for having Asia excommunicated, not only that, he was also going to take her into his peerage and break her."

"W-What?" Issei clenched his fists.

"That's right. So, after getting many interesting things out of him we decided to have him feel the pain and fear that he has caused the many innocent maidens he has taken in."

Rias looked stumped for a second, "T-Then give him to us! We'll take him to the Underworld where he'll be punished accordingly."

Sasuke decided to answer, "We really doubt that a Devil from a notable family will be "punished". He'll most likely get a slap on the wrist and be sent off. And we can't allow that."

"And what happens after you punish him then?" Sona asked, "He will be allowed a safe return home?"

Naruto and Sasuke looked at each other before shaking their heads, "Naruto and I know it's not wise to let such an individual run loose."

"But you can't just keep him." Rias argued.

Sasuke looked at Diodora, "He's worse than a lot of Strays and yet no one does anything against him. We will not keep him in any way, we're going to behead him and send his head to Lucifer."

Diodora looked up fearfully, "W-What? No! You wouldn't! Rias! Sona! Do something!"

"We don't recommend trying anything. Our quarrel is with him alone and it doesn't concern any of you. Leave now."

Rias gritted her teeth, "I can't just not do anything."

"No one will know you were unable to do anything. It'll be as if this conversation never happened and you were never here." Naruto told her.

After a moment of hesitation, Rias sighed, "I'm sorry, Diodora." She turned to Akeno, "Let's go."

"R-Rias? No! Sona, help me!" Diodora turned to the other heiress once Rias left.

"I don't know the full details… I want you to tell me what Diodora has done for you to condemn him the way you have."

"Hn. I'll show you instead." Sasuke said as he placed her under a Genjutsu.

A few seconds later and she shivered before looking at Diodora in disgust, "To think you've been getting away with what you have. You dishonour your name."

And with that, Sona left along with her peerage and Diodora was left all alone.

"Nyahaha, cheer up kid. Your misery will be over soon… Probably." Kuroka giggled, "That must've felt awful. To be abandoned by your fellow Devils, how does it feel?"

Diodora was silent.

Naruto sighed, "He looks pretty dead. It worked pretty well then, I kinda thought they might fight us for him for a second there. I guess it is time to switch to physical torture…"

"Hn."

"Anyway, are you staying to watch Kuroka?" Naruto asked.

"Are you not, nya?"

"No, I'll just leave this to Sasuke."

"Hn."

"But I wanted to watch you torture him, nya!"

"Huh?"

"Yeah! There's no point in me watching if you're not torturing him yourself, nya!"

"That's not gonna make me want to torture him…"

"Fine… Let's go home then. We're gonna have some sex since it's been a while."

Naruto rolled his eyes, "Whatever you say. Have fun, Sasuke."

"Hn. I'd have more fun washing dishes…" Sasuke grumbled as he put on some brass knuckles.

"You do know everyone will still be awake. They'll hear everything."

"So? When have they not, nya? Some of them have watched us do it, so what's the problem?"

"I guess that's a good point…"

"You haven't had sex with any of them while I was away did you, nya?"

"What? No. It's not like I spend my time having sex."

"There's nothing wrong with that, nya. If you had, I would've just told you to make it a threesome." Kuroka shrugged.

"I seriously don't get you… That reminds me, I was thinking of going into the porn industry." Naruto told her as they got to the apartment.

Kuroka blinked and looked at him with a grin, "Really, nya~"

"Yes…?"

Kuroka opened the door abruptly, "I got news everyone! Naruto wants to make a porno, any volunteers?!"

Rossweisse tripped on her way to the dining area, with the food she was carrying splattering all over her.

"I volunteer. When do we start?" Xenovia's hand shot up instantly.

"A p-p-porno?" Irina blushed profusely.

Raynare actually poked her head out of her shared room with the Exorcists, "What's this about a porno?"

Asia looked confused, "What's a porno?"

Naruto cleared his throat, "We are not making a porno. I was just talking to Kuroka about- You know what, forget it." He sighed and made his way to his room.

"Later~" Kuroka gave them a peace sign.

"Oh, wait for me!" Xenovia went after them.

"Xenovia!"

"But what about dinner?" Rossweisse asked from the ground, "Or maybe this is your way of saying my cooking is horrible? Is this yet another reason why I don't have a boyfriend? Lord Odin never said anything bad about my food before. Was he trying to be nice or maybe he—"

"Rossweisse, calm down!" Irina shook her out of her funk, "Your cooking is wonderful. Xenovia just has other… priorities right now."

"Okay… Yeah…"

"You should probably go clean up."

"Will do."

Raynare looked over at Irina, "So, they just let anyone join?"

Irina sighed, "No, just watch. Although, who knows if that'll change later on."

"I'm gonna go watch." Raynare said to herself.

"Watch what?" Asia looked curiously at Naruto's room.

"They're… Uh… Watching Naruto exercise… Yeah." Irina nodded to herself.

"At least he's not like Lord Odin who had constant orgies." Rossweisse sighed as she made her way to the washroom.

A few hours later and everything was quiet after that (moaning aside) while Irina and Asia decided to have dinner.

"How often do they… Exercise?" Asia blushed profusely.

"Well, it's been a while since they've done it because Kuroka hasn't been here for a while."

"I see…"

*Knock knock*

"Uh, hello?"

"Ah, Issei!" Asia ran to the door.

"Asia, how are you?"

"I'm doing very well! What brings you here?"

"I finished all my jobs and wanted to visit." He poked his head inside, "Hi, Irina."

Irina smiled and waved.

"Are you two alone?" He asked as he looked around.

"Eh… No."

"Where's everyone then?"

As soon as he asked that a moan was heard around the apartment.

"Ah…" Issei blushed and stared intently at Naruto's door as if he was trying to somehow see inside of it.

"Yeah, Naruto and Kuroka are… Busy. Xenovia and Raynare are watching them."

"W-Watching?" He gulped.

"Yeah… Rossweisse is taking a shower."

"S-Shower?"

His head whipped to the other side of the apartment as the door to the washroom opened.

"We're out of shampoo…" Rossweisse trailed off as she noticed Issei standing at the door.

"H-Hi…"

"Don't look at me!" She crouched into a ball to try and hide herself.

Issei just giggled, having burnt the image of water droplets travelling across her skin.

Asia moved Issei inside and closed the door.

"Why'd you let him in?!" Rossweisse ran to her room.

Issei coughed, "A-Anyway, do you want to hang out?" He asked Asia.

The door to Naruto's room opened and three people walked out.

Raynare walked straight to her room and shut the door, not even noticing Issei.

Xenovia walked over to Irina, sat beside her and began playing the video she took.

"Don't show me that here!"

"Oh, what's up Issei?" Naruto asked, closing the door to his room.

Issei sighed in disappointment as Kuroka was covered in a blanket.

"You're done…?"

"Hm? No, Kuroka's just resting." The shirtless ninja told him, "What brings you here?"

"I just wanted to hang out with Asia…"

"I see." Naruto made his way to the kitchen, "I'm surprised Rias is even letting you come here…"

Issei laughed awkwardly.

"She doesn't know you're here?"

"She does..."

"And you're allowed to be here?"

"Not exactly… She said she's gonna get her brother to help her get you and your friend out of Kuoh."

"Really?" Naruto hummed as he sipped on some water.

"Y-Yeah…" Issei shifted uncomfortably, "I was really surprised when she said her brother is Lucifer."

"You know that's just a title they've given him, right?" Irina added.

"Oh yeah, I'm aware. But still, how powerful is he to hold a title like that?"

"I'll have to talk to Sasuke about this… He won't like it anymore than I do."

"What're you gonna do?" Issei asked.

"We'll go have a chat with her brother. Saves us the trouble of sending Diodora's head to the Underworld I guess."

Issei gave a sigh of relief, "That sounds good. I was worried you'd be mad and do something else." He laughed awkwardly.

"We're really just here to chill so I don't really appreciate that she wants to kick us out but thankfully I'm a civilized person."

"Right…"

"When is he getting here?"

"Probably soon. She's chatting with him right now but he hasn't let her get a word in."

"That doesn't sound like a chat."

"Yeah… Anyway, I came to tell you before he got here because I don't want Asia to somehow get caught up in it if it turns violent."

Naruto blinked and walked towards Issei.

Issei looked around nervously.

Naruto stopped in front of the boy, "Issei."

"Yes?" He squeaked.

"I think that was the manliest thing a pervert like you will ever say. I really commend you for it."

"O-Oh! Thank you!" He rubbed the back of his head sheepishly, deciding to take the compliment and ignore the jab at him.

"You'll get the first copy of my next book before it's out as a reward."

Issei looked shocked. "Y-You mean it?"

"I do." Naruto nodded.

Issei choked as he began sobbing, "I can't believe it. T-Thank you so much!"

"Please stop crying. You're making this kinda awkward."

"Right, sorry." Issei sniffled.

"Let's get going then." Naruto said as he made three clones.

"What are they for?" Issei asked, waving goodbye to Asia as he and Naruto walked out of the apartment.

"For when Kuroka wakes up." Naruto said offhandedly.

Issei blushed, "Damn… Lucky blond bastard." He whispered to himself.

Naruto resisted chuckling.

"Are you going to go get your friend?"

"Ha! Sasuke isn't very good when it comes to interacting with others. He'd make the situation a lot more tense with his presence alone."

"That's probably right." Issei said as he thought back to how Sasuke acted.

"I am very curious as to what kind of person the strongest Devil is."

The ORC...

"Don't you worry my sweet little Rias! I will find this individual and kick his dumb butt out of here! You can count on your big brother!"

"Please don't act like that with him."

"I won't! Once I see his dumb face I'll smash it to the ground!" Sirzechs puffed his chest out proudly.

"I'd rather not have my face on the ground." Naruto laughed as he walked into the club room, Issei behind him.

"So you are the man who's stressed out my sweet— Oh hey! Don't you write those smut books?"

"I do. You a fan?"

"You bet I am! Can you give me your signature? I've always wanted to meet you!" Sirzechs pulled out three books.

"Brother!"

Hope you liked the chapter. Also, I want to encourage people to send me ideas. Things you want to see (Places, character interaction, etc). It doesn't matter if it's a PM or review.