Self-insert, crack, gacha, and MHA. What else do you want? Read it and make reviews about how shit this is. I am sleep deprived I don't care.
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White. Just white. I stood in an endless horizon of white. A single desk was in front of me. I sat on the desk to spite the person who had brought me here. A white-haired man teleported.
"I am terribly sorry, I was having an argument with another God and accidentally zapped you with heavenly lightning."
"So I'm dead?"
"Yes."
"Where is Münker and Nekir?"
"Who?"
"The angels who should be here to question my faith. If I answer correctly, I get a nice garden to relax until the apocalypse."
"They don't exist"
That's a bummer. "So you are telling me my faith which I based my whole life is a lie?"
"Yes."
I shrug my shoulders. "I don't believe you. You are just a very strong entity who took me to gain some form of entertainment. A question I must ask is, why?"
The R.O.B looks sad for a moment. "I expected you to be calm or swear a lot. But you are weird."
"There is a reason why Muslims don't make good isekai protags." Oh, he looks very sad. Damn you conscience! I try to be edgy, only to melt at the slightest nudge. "You know, I feel so interested in seeing what powers you will give me!"
I smiled as his face lit up. "I knew you would want a new start at one of those anime worlds so I created the perfect system!" A big slot machine rose from the ground. "Gacha! The power to create and destroy! Give it a spin!"
I pull the handle. The digits blurred and sparked. Very cool. Hey, that is Gudako April Fools Art. Why is it stopping? Oh no... Oh God no. "Amazing you managed to pull the FGO Gacha System!" I used the Gacha to pull Gacha.
"I don't even play FGO! Sure I read like all the lore, watched all the CQ and cinematics, read a bunch of hentai and did extensive research on it but-" I look up to see R.O.B snickering. "Wow, I did deserve this."
"So how does this work? Do I get class cards or whatever?"
"No! That would be outrageous! You have to work for Servants. Until you are accepted into U.A, you will only have access to skill and CE gacha."
"Wait, U.A? OH YOU BASTARD!"
I don't even get to bunch the bastard before a vortex swallows me. When I jump a bunch of worlds and get some anti-divine servants, I am going back to kick that fuckers ass. I blackout.
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First, check myself. I am small. I hope I get back to being 6.0 again. I check my buddy below. He is still circumcised, thank God. I should molt it again. (long story but if you jack off a lot your dick will shed skin and grow a bunch. 8 inches speaking here.) I look a lot like a regular guy. I was never that handsome. Going by those novels I read, I should get a message... now!
-DING-
-Hello! I am God. I should explain how your power works. Say 'Gacha' and you will have access. Everybody can see the screen. You don't have an inventory. You don't have stats. This is not a Gamer power. Have fun.
p.s- I made some paperwork for you. Go be a hero!-
Here goes nothing. "Gacha." A big screen pops up. Three buttons are here, with the 'Servants' one being grayed out. CE and Skills are flashing with color. I click CE.
-Redeem Starter Gift-1 free ticket available-
"Let us pray to RNJesus." I give a quick prayer. "Give me Jeweled Sword!"
Three short blades float in a card. "Yeah, very funny meymey. Give me the actual CE." The card changes to Kotomine Kirei looking very muscular. "Defense up. Not bad." I click the skill tab.
-Redeem Starter Gift-2 for 1 free ticket available-
"Bam." Pictures of stars with a tiny rewind button stare at me.
-Supreme Ruler's Art of War-
-Grants the power to ignore defensive powers. Allows the user to see vulnerabilities more easily-
So, Inv pierce and crit stars. What is the next one? A big shield.
-Demon's Jewel-
-Gain absolute* defense for a duration. Grants surplus mana when used.-
Inv and Np charge. I don't have an np yet. That sucks. Let's equip these guys.
The effects are instantaneous. I feel harder and more powerful than ever. My mind swarms with techniques to defeat any opponent. Yeah, maybe skills from two insane guys were not the best choice.
Important things are done. Now to deal with the boring things.
1-Find out what time it is. Solution, go to Mustafou(?) and find green bean.
2-Find bed. Solution, go and find a female heroes agency. Play the sad lost child card. Alternative solution. Go to Bakugou's house. Start the MILF route early. Man those Juna Juna Juice books did a number on me.
3-Find out how to gain more Skills and CE. Solution, ask.
"How can I gain more Skills and CE?"
-Daily logins. Every 6 months you will have enough to buy a CE. If you save for a year, you will have enough to buy a skill.-
No getting OP fast for me. I look about 10. If this is an AU I have about 8 years. If not 3 years is short but acceptable. Whatever. I'll get in U.A. Whether it be through legal or illegal channels, only time will tell.
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Self-inserts are easy. Recommend skills from FGO. If they are interesting, I will use them. Send reviews. If this gets 5 reviews I will post the next chapter within 24 hours. Bye
Ps- this is an AU. School starts at 18. I might be a degenerate, but I am not confortable writing children have sex.
Most of the time.