Marichat May! Yes that's right! It's here! I am attempting another month of one-shots with Marichat! Wish me luck and I hope you enjoy! Again, disclaimer, these are UNRELATED one-shots...well... '^-^most of them will be. Alright, please continue^-^

OH! And a special, SPECIAL, thank you to my beta SunshineMLB who is tackling this project with me! You are amazing and I just love you to CHAT-aclysmic pieces!^-^

You know the drill, I do not own the characters, just the plots! Enjoy!

Day 1 - Cat Tendencies

He stood there with a child-like scowl on his face, water dripping from his sopping wet hair into his face and down his black suit. His tail was flicking out angrily behind him, splashing drops of water onto the dry pavement around him. What part of 'cats and water do not mix' was hard to understand?

Ladybug dropped down a few feet away from him, saying it quickly, "Oh Kitty, I'm so sorry!"

He groaned but said nothing as she approached him and the puddle he was standing in. He waited purposely until she was closer to quickly shake his head back and forth, "EW CHAT NOIR!"

He let out a small laugh, glad to see that she was wiping large water droplets from her face, "Sorry bugaboo, I had to get that water off of me somehow."

She scowled at him for a moment before sighing heavily, "I guess I deserved it, but to be fair, it was either push you into the river, or let that akuma get you."

He told her seriously, running his claws through his still wet locks to get them out of his face, "Next time, let the akuma get me."

She rolled her eyes, "Not going to happen. I'd rather deal with a soaked Kitty than a deranged one."

He smirked, waiting until she saw the intent in his eyes before she warned him hard, "Don't you dare."

She took a step back and he tackled her to the ground before she could get far, letting his wet body cover hers, "CHAT YOU ARE WET GET OFF!"

He rubbed his face against hers, purring at her warmth and knowing she was putty in his hands when he purred, "But m'lady," he mewled, "I'm so cold. A mean princess pushed me into the river and got me all wet. Don't you want to help me warm up by sharing a few cuddles with this lonely kitty?"

He felt her body go slack against his hold as another sigh escaped her. He smirked as he laid his head on her chest. She ran her hand through his hair gently, enticing another round of purring as she told him, "You spoiled kitten. If you wanted to come over all you had to do was say so."

He lifted his head and smiled at her, "I would never impose upon my lady's generous hospitality."

She giggled and he stood, taking her hand and pulling her up with him. She flicked his bell, "Come on kitty, I'm sure Maman and Papa are dying to feed you."

He grinned, "They just love me, don't be jealous."

She scoffed and they took off towards the bakery. They dropped down together into the alley behind her house and let go of their transformations. A now completely dry Adrien took Marinette's hand, watching her smile brighten. They made their way around to the front, the smell of the bakery overwhelming and bringing Adrien's heightened senses into a state of bliss. Marinette giggled to herself, watching her boyfriend's eyes close as he took in all the smells with a deep breath.

"Adrien!" Sabine called happily from behind the counter.

Adrien opened his eyes and smiled at her, "Hi Sabine. Do you mind if I hang out here for a little while?"

She waved him off, "Oh you stop that. You know you don't have to ask. You and Marinette have been dating for three years already. You can come over and stay anytime you want."

"But only if you stay for dinner too!" Her father's voice boomed from the back, making Adrien laugh, "I think I can manage that sir!"

Marinette squeezed his hand and pulled him with her, "We'll be upstairs, if you need an extra hand just say the word."

She kissed her mother on the cheek, Adrien giving her mom a hug before telling her, "Same here."

Sabine let them go upstairs but Tom caught them at the door with a tray full of croissants and cookies, "A snack for the road?"

Adrien grinned widely, taking the tray as Marinette rolled her eyes, "Thanks Papa."

"You're the best sir." Adrien said under his breath, laughing with Tom before heading upstairs into the house. He followed Marinette up to her room, already on his third croissant when she took the tray from him, "Your father is going to kill me if I let you eat this entire tray Adrien."

He pouted, "But buuuuuuuuuuuuuuug, you threw me into a river! A cold river." He reminded her sternly, "A very, very cold river."

She glared at him, "You can't hold that against me forever you know." She held the tray back out to him as Plagg and Tikki flew over to their stash of treats hidden in her desk drawer. Marinette and Adrien's intense stare-down only lasted a few seconds before the sound of complete and utter outrage filled the room.

"EEEEWWWWWW!"

Plagg flew out of the drawer angrily, "MARINETTE! TIKKI GOT COOKIE CRUMBS ALL OVER MY CHEEEEEEEESE!"

Tikki flew into her view, already munching on the cookie in her paws while looking completely un-remorseful, "Keep your cheese on your side of the drawer and you wouldn't get magnificent cookie crumbs on your disgusting cheese. Consider it an improvement."

"MARINEEEEEEEEEEEEETTE!" Plagg whined, holding up his tainted cheese for her to see.

When she looked over at him for help, Adrien merely shrugged as he stuffed another croissant in his mouth, "Plagg's always been a baby about his precious cheese, you know that."

"You are the Guardian! You are supposed to take care of kwami's!" Plagg accused, hugging his cheese to his chest, "How could you let Tikki ruin something so precious." He sniffled, running his paw over his crumb covered cheese like it was a baby.

She sighed heavily, "Plagg, I told you to leave it in the metal container so this wouldn't happen."

"Again." Adrien reminded her through a mouthful of the delicious, buttery pastry.

"Again." She relented, looking at Plagg seriously.

Plagg held his head high, "None of you understand me. How could the world become this horrible?"

She shook her head and went downstairs without another word. She grabbed the unopened container of Camembert she kept for emergencies and could smell its potency through the packaging. She wrinkled her nose but made her way back upstairs.

Only to hear more arguing, "You did that on purpose you stinky sock!"

"An eye for an eye!" Plagg responded instantly.

She lifted the hatch and told them sternly, seeing the last cookie on the tray slathered on top with camembert, "If you two don't behave, I'll get rid of all your secret little stashes got it?"

Both kwami's went quiet and she nodded with a smile, "Good. Here Plagg, enjoy." She opened the container and tried not to wretch. Plagg zoomed over to the cheese and hummed in appreciation before digging in. Tikki told her with a frown, "He ruined my cookie, and Adrien saved it for me."

She smiled at her little kwami and whispered it, "The diary stash." Tikki's eyes brightened before she disappeared up to the shelf that held her diary. Tikki squealed and came back with a chocolate chip cookie that was three times her size, "You are the best Marinette!"

Marinette laughed, asking now that she noticed, "Where'd the big kitty go?"

Plagg huffed, "Where else?" He pointed to the open skylight.

Of course.

She smiled, scratching Plagg behind his ears, seeing him smile contently. She gave Tikki a soft kiss on the top of her head before heading towards her ladder, "Try not to make too much noise you two, in case Maman or Papa come upstairs."

They nodded and she climbed up onto her balcony. She smiled instantly, seeing Adrien practically curled up on the lounger as the sun beamed down on him. She shook her head, watching his even breathing. A full stomach, a comfy chair, and a warm spot in the sun. It didn't surprise her one bit that he was already asleep.

She sat on the ground next to him, running her hand through his sunshine hair gently. A small smile showed on his face in his sleep, making her smile to herself as the purring started. She stood but his hand grabbed hers, saying it sleepily, "No purrincess, don't leave."

She let him pull her down onto the lounger, and he instantly cuddled into her side. His arms stayed firmly wrapped around her waist, his head resting just over her heart. She went back to playing with his hair, and he told her happily as he yawned, "I love it when you do that." She giggled, "I know, spoiled kitty."

"But I'm your kitty." He slurred with just a hint of his usual flirty flair as his eyes closed heavily.

"That's right." She said lightly, kissing the top of his head, "My kitty. All mine."

"My bug." He said quickly as he squeezed her tighter, making her smile down at him. Even after three years, her heart still fluttered hearing him say it. He was hers, and she was his. Nothing in the world could change that.

She felt a gentle breeze tickle her skin, Adrien sleeping soundly wrapped in her arms as they basked in the sun. She was absolutely content indulging this little habit of his. She loved that he felt comfortable here, and that he knew that she wouldn't be upset that he had fallen asleep. She loved that she was able to give him this little moment of peace, and that she was able to enjoy it with him.

She whispered it to him softly when he suddenly smiled in his sleep again, purring out of nowhere, "I love you Kitty," she held in her laugh, "cat tendencies and all."

Thanks for reading! I hope you enjoyed it! I know, where is the Marichat in this one. I had LadyNoir AND Adrienette though...I know I'm already failing, don't judge me. This is just how it played out okay? I'll do better! Tomorrow. I'll do better tomorrow. LOL

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Au Revoir for now! See you tomorrow!