Once again, Midoriya Izuku, a slim, short, messy haired young man was launched against a concrete wall on the streets of Mustafu. Courtesy of a quirk of a cute female elemental quirk user who felt invaded over Izuku's rushed invitation.

"Y-You pervert!" The girl began speaking. "You perverted scumbag! I heard about you! You are a quirkless scumbag who tries to harass every girl you see!"

As you see, in a world where 80% of the population has an individual superpower, the other 20% are labeled as quirkless. Midoriya is part of those unlucky 20%, but there is also something else about this unfortunate young man.

He is a lecherous teenager that can't control his hormones properly and try to grab the breasts of any woman he tries to hook up to. Or in other languages… he is a perverted. The classic anime trope, yes, the ones Tsunderes call… "E-Ecchi!"

"Hey! I don't harass any girl I see; I am a very selective person! And YOU happened to be in it!" Midoriya complained back with his forced body language and voice tone. The way he talked made he seem like he was some sort of comedian character played by Jim Carrey.

Too bad for Midoriya, one pro-hero was surveilling the area, one female pro-hero who knew about his existence way to well, her name was Midnight, the R-Rated hero, who visit the streets of Mustafu just to stop what our protagonist does.

"…And this list happened to be 80% of the cases of sexual harassment in Mustafu…" The mature woman stated.

"Nemuri-chan!" The young boy yelled happily and leaped towards the woman aiming to fix his face into her melons, but got a full Kung-Fu kick right into his face instead.

The young man was launched towards the same concrete wall again. He had been kicked by a trained superheroine and hit by an elemental quirk suitable for combat. This would have knocked out any lesser man… well… Midoriya was WAY less than a lesser man… or a common man… but if there is one surreal trait about him…

…Is that the amount of physical punishment he took in his life made him nearly immortal. Quirkless or not, Humans still adapt, Midoriya adapted to pain, no matter how many times he was knocked by a pro hero or any girl out there, he always got up like nothing happened.

He was a human cockroach. He would always sneak on his food even after being smashed by the human hands.

…Or in that one case Mt. Lady launched a steam-roller at him, he made it back with only 2 broken ribs and a misplaced shoulder. For those curious, a steam roller weights 20 tons. And he took that like it was nothing!

So why would such weak attacks like these make a difference anyway?! Midoriya had already risen from the ground and stood in his usual stance.

"Hm… let's see… On September 28th 2015 I was able to smell Midnight's feet! I wonder what else can I do with her today!" Midoriya thought out loud on purpose while noting everything on his notebook he carried on him.

"The only thing you will be dealing with will be the file for the third sexual harassment in the week, Mr. Midoriya." The authority celebrity said as she immobilized him and held him arrested.

"You can't arrest me, I haven't even touched her!"

"You haven't touched her yet! You are a minor, but you should be aware of your crimes."

"I never done any crime! I never use force on women because I respect them! Sure, I may touch them one or two times, but if they refuse, I stop! The reasons they continue to sue me is because of the #MeToo Movement!"

"Tell that to the judge."

"Sure! The judge is my friend! I've been able to convince the court that I am innocent 100% of the times!"

Midoriya wasn't lying, he did get away 100% of the times, he developed bizarre communications skills and mastered the arts of persuasion, he could become an exceptional lawyer! These are the results of 1100+ hours of Ace Attorney.

Social medias, news media, Television, everything including feminism, political correctness and other people complaining about the world have been trying to initiate a case on to arrest him or end his career for life.

But Midoriya has no career, and he is again, an exceptional persuasive person. He never lost any case sued against him and he is undefeatable to the media!

All he is really trying to do is get a girlfriend! And he is someone who doesn't give up!

And the pro-hero who attempted to bring him to court again, Nemuri Kayama, who tries to be a symbol of protection to women against abusive men has no other choice but no try to destroy him for the sake of her status quo on the media.

And I say attempted because Midoriya is great at stealth and escaping weak martial arts movements.

"A-A DUMMY?!" Nemuri yelled when she realized the boy she was holding wasn't a boy, but a sack of sand with the same weight as Midoriya.

Ah yes, how great it is to be a ninja; why waste time on a pointless court when you can leave a dummy to do it for you.

"HE ESCAPED AGAIN!" Midnight yelled in defeat.

"SHITTY DEKU! CAN'T YOU REALIZE YOU CAN'T BEAT ME?!" The ash-blonde, Katsuki Bakugou yelled towards his classmate Deku.

Katsuki Baugou was Izuku Midoriya's childhood acquaintance, because there wasn't really any friendship between the two, they were classmates since kindergarten until this final year of Junior high.

But 4-year old Midoriya just wanted to see Ms. Bakugou's boobs. Not Katsuki's All Might figures.

And now, Midoriya Izuku is forced to study on the same class as this angry fool.

"Beat you in what exactly?"

"Don't bullshit me Deku, you can't defeat me in anything!"

"Anything but the midterm and end of term exams of all our school years right?"

Ah yes, the name Deku was meant for being useless and worthless, too bad Midoriya grew a backbone in his vocabulary.

And such backbone resulted in this current situation, Bakugou snapped and grabbed Deku by the collar of his uniform. They clearly hated each other. They were rivals, and Bakugou would try to humiliate him in all the ways he could think of.

Too bad Midoriya was quite the trickster.

"Y'know Deku, you may have humiliated me throughout our school years, but what good will that make you? You are still quirkless, you may become a comedian or whatever, but you'll fail all jobs interviews because NO ONE will hire a quirkless person like you!"

"Bakugou Katsuki, you carry the gift of our modern genes and developed such strong quirk but what good will that give you? The hero industry is looking for someone who is capable of conducting security to the city and to this day you haven't defeated any villain nor have you been able to knock out a quirkless person, our last fight resulted in you trying to test you Hopping willy impact on me and got 300-thousand-yen in property damage for you to pay because no one believed that I would cause such damage. So why would the hero industry hire a villain like you? It just like that old speech from any old Buddhist man. Modernism is useless in the hands of fools."

"IT IS HOWITZER IMPACT YOU DUMBASS! AND THE FUCK YOU MEAN BY VILLAIN!?"

"Do you want me to repeat or your loud explosions and voice made you deaf? You carry way more advanced and modern genes that I do and yet you are fucking degenerate! HAHAHAHA!" Midoriya finished his speech with laughter.

"DAMN YOOOOU!" Bakugou snapped once more and blew Midoriya out of the classroom. The window that broke in result of the flying body would cost 1.5K yen of property damage, and Midoriya flew over to the nearest Lamen restaurant, the landing wasn't quite happy.

The people from the restaurant stared at the destroyed body that landed in their establishment. The undead body got up and sat in the balcony table and ordered a Lamen with Katsudon on it.

"I just got a day off school. I'll go to the hospital later to get my medical note. But I'm going to lunch earlier today." Midoriya though out loud.

"I…need…I need… I NEED A VESSEL!" A slime monster yelled as it burst out of the sewers through a manhole in an alleyway. Spotting a slim young man with messy green hair it decided that he was the best vessel.

The slimy bastard leaped towards the young man, who responded by jumping to the side and dodging the monster.

"Hey… you are very good at dodging… your body is very light…. it's perfect…"

"Oi Oi Oi Oi! Sure my body may be pretty nice in your eyes but I am straight and not passive! I'm not meant to satisfy your fetishes, I'm the one who's meant to express my fetishes here!"

"Quiet!" The slime thing replied as he leaped towards Midoriya again.

"I do have a thing for tentacle rape but only if I'm the tentacle, not the helpless girl!" Midoriya yelled in reply and dodged the attack once more.

"Your bastard stop dodging!"

"Stop attempting to rape me! There are cuter girls in the other side of this town! Why do you need me!?"

"I PREFER DUDES!"

"THEN I'LL GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!" Midoriya yelled and proceeded to run away.

"GET BACK HERE!" The slime rapist said and proceeded to chase the poor Izuku.

Midoriya searched an escape through the alleyway to attempt to find a more urbanized are of Mustafu with more people on it so he can save himself. Too bad the exit was blocked by the slime monster.

"Hey what the fuck man! I need to get out of here!"

"NOPE! OPEN WIDE YOU FILTHY PUNK!"

And so Midoriya was grabbed by the monster and had his mouth invaded just like in canon. Nothing too gay.

And then the lord of destroying NTR showed up.

"DO NOT WORRY CITIZEN, FOR I AM HERE!" All Might yelled and released his famous American attack, yes, the Texas smash. The most American Japanese man in anime culture.

The air pressure destroyed the slime monster and Midoriya was launched to the other side of the alleyway completely knocked out. Or not.

"AYE WHAT THE FUCK MAN!" Midoriya got up from All Might's attack like someone threw a rock at him.

"O-Oh HEY THERE CITIZEN!"

"dOn't HeY CiTiZen mE yOu FuCKEr! YOU TEXAS SMASHED ME GOD DAMN IT!" Midoriya yelled in pain in anger.

Izuku Midoriya was probably the first man excluding All-For-One and some other buff dudes to resist a Texas smash to the face and still get up from it like nothing happened… except for the fact he had his entire forehead dripping with blood and must've got many… many concussions and broken bones.

"Are..you…all right?"

"I am fine thank you! Don't mind the cranberry juice on my forehead and my entire broken figure! It's just a cosplay made in 0.5 seconds that was caused by an occasional Texas smash! NO I'M NOT ALL RIGHT YA FUCKING CU- Wait All Might is that you?"

"Why… Why yes it's me! I am here… I guess?"

Let's say Midoriya was quite surprised that it wasn't just a random dude that made an off brand version of the Texas Smash. It was the real thing. The actual smash! The non-chinese one! The American-ahem-Japanese one!

"Yay I got myself an autograph and a sky-high medical bill that was paid by All Might himself." Midoriya said. It was the least the hero could do.

Now the young man decided to seek some entertainment in the city. It was time to pick up some girls!

Izuku Midoriya had one dream: To get a harem full of girls. He was a selfish idiot, he knew it, he was a pervert, he also knew it.

The other half of the fanbase of My Hero Academia, a.k.a the Fujoshi fangirls consider this human garbage and despicable character. They just don't understand Minoru Mineta is the best character in the entire show.

But if Midoriya knew one thing, it was that this dream was currently impossible.

Why you may ask? First, this is no romantic comedy, and not an Izuku x harem fic.

And his current number of harem members is 0.

No girl would ever love him. Not even one. He tried to be respectful and attend parties and act like a common human being searching for a mating partner but they never love him!

The can like him at first, but it only takes 5 seconds after they hear that Deku's quirkless and they start despising him.

But he won't give up, he WILL find a girl no matter what!

Like that round-faced chocolate-haired girl over there!

"Hey giiiirl!" Midoriya attempted to call that girl who was nearby the working site, she looked at him in disgust. But her face was pure, she was just insecure and confused about his early presentation.

"That suit you are wearing; you work for this working site?"

The girl's face turned into a more regular one. Like she was genuinely up for a dialogue. Early conclusions successively eliminated for now.

"Y-Yes, my parents work for it, so I try to help them out by being a construction hand…"

"Whoa! That's amazing! You work with your parents?"

"N-No not like that… it's just that… we lack manpower… and my quirk is… suitable for it…"

"You have a strength type quirk?"

"N-No it isn't! It' not that simple, what makes you think that?"

"Because you have a fit and attractive body!"

The girl's face turned red. By now, she knew he was trying to give her a come on.

Turns out the girl was WAY too pure to continue talking.

"I'M SORRY I JUST CAN'T- "The girl ran away completely embarrassed. Leaving Midoriya completely disappointed.

"Aw man. I was so close this time!" Midoriya said again.

Izuku Midoriya continued his walk through the city, the people were lowering on numbers in this side of the town for some odd reason. Maybe they went home or somewhere else?

Well, either way that explosion on the landscape of the city explained everything, a villain attack!

Izuku had lost interest in heroes and villains after he was revealed quirkless, but hey, seeing something like this isn't always common! Except it is. It was just an opportunity to attempt to do something reckless and your plot armor manages to save you.

Well, it turns out the villain that was holding someone hostage was the slime monster earlier. God damn it, All Might had killed the monster didn't he?!

Well, either way, it was going to rape someone in public, didn't it? Damn, Midoriya pitied whoever was going to get the larger part of their intestines completely violated and DeviantArt'd.

And holy shit that person was Bakugou!

Izuku Midoriya was about to see his rival be completely raped by some ugly bastard. Shouldn't he feel… happy?

All those people watching were going to post memes about Bakugou being raped, he's going to have his reputation as a hero ruined! Rotten to the core!

And yet, he didn't feel happy or satisfied.

Something was wrong. Midoriya was feeling worried?

But what could he do? He was just a quirkless teenager! But yet…

Oh he just felt pity. Bakugou was a straight dude and no straight dude wants do go through that!

They shared the same pain!

MIDORIYA NEEDED TO DO SOMETHING!

And so the reckless man flew into the area and threw himself to the slime monster, invading the slime mass.

"HEY SLIME DUDE! HOW ABOUT A THREESOME EH?!" Midoriya yelled.

"Wait! You're that kid from earlier! You want to get fucked?!" The slime monster replied.

"Who said I was the passive?"

Strangely enough, Midoriya's words left the monster speechless, then, Midoriya grabbed the thing's eye and snatched it out of its body, stunning him and weakening its grasp on the two boys.

"AH-YOU DAMN FIDDLE!" The monster yelled and let go of Bakugou and Midoriya.

"KACCHAN NOW!" Midoriya yelled towards Bakugou, who blew the creature up with an explosion with his right hand.

"DIE YOU GAY SCUM!"

After accidentally spilling that, Bakugou's career was done for real, that was quite HoMoPHoBIC.

After a quick roast battle with Kacchan and a great bro moment with him, Midoriya decided to leave towards his home, his mother would kill him!

But then, the American dude showed up.

"I AM HERE! COMPLETELY PROUD OF YOUR ACTION ALONGSIDE YOUR FRIEND!"

"Oh… Hey All Might. Didn't you kill the slime dude?"

"I CAME HERE WITH A PROPOSAL!"

"Hey didn't you hear me-"

"YOU MY YOUNG MAN, COMPLETELY INSPIRED ME!"

"All Might are you list-"

"YOU ARE WORHTY OF SUCCEDING MY POWER!"

"What the fuck are you say-"

"I FIND YOU WORTHY OF BECOMING THE NEXT GENERATION'S GREATEST HERO!"

"You are committing a great mistake there-"

"MIDORIYA IZUKU, WILL YOU INHERIT MY QUIRK!?"

"All Might what the fuck."

And this… is where it all began.