Izuku was just minding his own business as he was reviewing his hero analysis notes on one of the dormitory couches. It was nice Sunday off and he decided to just skip leg day and let his nerd brain run wild. He was not expecting the loud screech and body slam to his stomach from an eccentric inventor.

"TEN-MILLION! I NEED YOUR HELP WITH ONE OF MY BABIES!" Mei smiled without a care in the world and was totally oblivious to the wheezing green head as he had all the air just knocked out of him.

"M-mei?! Hack! Wh-What do y-you need? A-and can y-you please g-g-get off." He tried to get his face to stop all shades of red as a very well-endowed inventor was straddling his hips.

"IF YOU PROMISE TO HELP ME WITH MY BABIES!" she grabbed his shoulders and started to shake them.

"Ah-Ah alright! Just s-stop!" he pleaded, which she promptly let go and grabbed his arm before he can even shake the dizziness away from his eyes.

"EXCELLENT! NO TIME TO WASTE!" she began pulling him out of the dorms with surprising speed for the inventor.

Everything was happening so fast and he could have sworn that they knocked down a few people on their way to the workshop. If the indigent reprimands he heard from some classmates didn't make him believe that hatsume bulldozed innocent students, then the angry yelling from a certain explosive blonde did.

~workshop~

"Um, hatsume-san? What exactly does this machine do?" he asked nervously as he was strapped to a chair with some helmet latched to his head.

"This baby is programmed to be the first stress reliever for heroes who are medicated and might fall into substance abuse in the future. It will send radio waves to the brain to lessen anxiety and extreme fear. And you are the perfect candidate ten-million!" she beamed with pride.

"Uh Hatsume-san, that's a really noble idea but don't you think it might be a bit-ah…" he looked down at his strapped arms and legs. "Nerve wracking being strapped to a machine like this. I'm sure someone with anxiety might not-" "No time for chit chat! Let's get this baby powered up!" Mei started to cackle with glee as she started typing on her computer.

"W-wait! I don't thi-AHHHH!" he yelped as he felt a sharp pain go through his skull and slowly dim down to a small headache. "I thought it wasn't supposed to hurt!" he groaned as he squinted his eyes in pain.

"Hmm. That wasn't supposed to happen. I tried to keep it away from the electric shock therapy trope, but there is still room for improvements! Thanks Midoriya! Do you feel any different?" she started to unstrap him from the chair.

"Oh I feel spectacular with this annoying headache." He rubbed his temples.

Mei just laughed at his sassy remark. "Looks like I only made you a bit sassy. I wonder if I reconfigure the coding and-" she started sketching down coding and ideas in her on some new blue prints.

Izuku just shook his head in exasperation. He was just annoyed that his day off to relax was now ruined by a throbbing headache.

It didn't take him long to get back to the dorms and soon face the loud rambunctious noise of his classmates.

Any other day he would just smile at their crazy antics, but the damn headache and their loud voices was not helping. He just wanted to get to his room and take some pain meds and just tuck in early.

Though it was not meant to be.

Ashido immediately spotted him and faster than he expected, she was in his personnel bubble grinning like the cat that caught the canary. "Midori! What's up with you and mei-chan? Didn't take you to have a thing for grease monkey type. Or is it her fine assets that appeals to you?" she smiled cheekily. To her surprise he didn't turn red, but he just rubbed the bridge of his nose in annoyance.

"Ashido-san. I got a headache, can you lower the volume a bit." he sighed.

"Oh! Are you not feeling ok? I'm sure one of the girls here would love to nurse you back to health." she flirtatiously smiled as she started to brush her finger up and down his chest.

Izuku was getting irritated. Ashido was saying something else but he ignored what she was saying, as he looked over at the coach where he saw Kachan, Kirishima, Kaminari, and Sero bumping each while they fought over the remote.

Ashido was not expecting Midoriya to bend down and haul her over her shoulder easily like a sack of potatoes. She yelped in surprise and turned red, but her yelp didn't go totally unnoticed as the patrons in the kitchen could only gawk in surprise as Izuku just calmly walked towards the couch to the unsuspecting teens.

"Hey guys… catch." he calmly gave warning before he casually dropped Ashido onto the boys, and soon all the teens tumbled off the couch in a large heap. Though Ashido had a comfortable landing as the boys bodies were used as padding.

Izuku was already entering the elevator to his floor and he could hear the faint screaming from his childhood friend.

"DEKU! GET YOU ASS BACK HERE YOU PIECE OF SH-" the doors promptly closed.

Izuku breathed a sigh of relief and he oddly felt lighter, which was weird since he knew that he would never do something like that, especially to Ashido of all people. Though with the dull throb of his headache he honestly didn't care and he just told himself that he would do with it tomorrow.

How's it going folks. I'm just writing this fic just to get out of my writers block funk on my other stories. more thank likely it will be completed rather quickly. I update the next chapter later on tonight.

-M