Hetalia belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya

This story will be updated when I feel like it, because I mainly will be updating my other stories, I wrote this because I just can't find enough fanfics about The British Isles interacting with other nations.

IF YOU GET GET OFFENDED EASILY, DONT READ! AND WHY ARE YOU EVEN WATCHING HETALIA???

My headcannons are at the end of my profile, but you only need to know this:

•Scotland—(Age: 26, Male. Name: Allistair Kirkland.)—Ginger, intimidating but friendly, overprotective of his younger brothers. Nickname-Alba

•Ireland—(Age: 24, Male. Name: Patrick Kirkland.)—Brownish Ginger, loud and irritable, happy when not provoked. Nickname-Pat/Ire

•Wales—(Age: 23, Male. Name: Dylan Kirkland.) — Brownish Blonde, England 2.0 but instead of a Tsundere, he's more of a Dandere. Nickname-Cymru/Wales

•England—(Age: 23, Male. Name: Arthur Kirkland.) — Blonde, TSUNDERE TSUNDERE TSUNDERE. Nickname-Iggy/Artie/Albion

•N. Ireland—(Age: 19, Female. Name: Fianna Kirkland.)—Brownish Ginger, very innocent, unless someone provoke her... Nickname-North

•Sealand—(Age: 12, Male. Name: Peter Kirkland.)—Blonde, HE IS A COUNTRY!!! Nickname-Sea-kun

(England and Wales are twins, but Wales was 'borned' before England.)

•NOT GONNA ATTEMPT TO DO AN ACCENT

•and google translate /

On to the story!

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drrriiiing!

Wales picked up the phone.

"Hello?"

"Wales! Can you take my place in today's meeting?"

"England?"

"Just say yes or no!"

"Yes! But why?"

"Portugal."

"What?"

"Boss wants to renew the alliance."

"Really?"

"Yeah."

"But why not Alba?"

"He's drunk!"

"North?"

"She's doing paperwork." An audible sigh was heard, "Cymru, just go, please."

"Must be serious, you are speaking welsh!" Wales joked.

"Yeah, just go and don't embarrass yourself."

"Bye Artie!"

"DON'T CALL ME THA-"

Wales hanged up, kinda mean.

He got dressed and rushed to the meeting, he met Germany once and that guy was not the kindest...

"HEY IGGY! WHY DIDN'T YOU RESPOND TO ANY OF MY TEXTS?" America yelled as soon Wales entered the meeting room, there weren't a lot of people, he purposely arrived 15 minutes early, but some were already there.

The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

He sat down and took his notes out, he has never been to a meeting, mainly because he just didn't want to go, why go to a boring meeting when your brother can go there and you can just play video games?

After 10 minutes the room was filled with nations.

"Ah, Wales, long time no see~" France said quietly as he sat down next to him. "I suppose you don't want anyone to know that you are Wales so you can prank them, oui?"

He had know France for a long time, France knew that his family were pranksters, specially his twin brother, he and England always found a way to irritate Alba.

"You know me already." Wales smirked. "Just make sure that they think I'm England."

France smirked back, "No problem."

Wales continued. "I know for a fact he gets very annoyed with you and there are days that he just gives up, so today will be a 'give up' day." France nodded. "And I know that he secretly uses his phone during the conference."

France looked surprised, "Quoi?"

"He texted me once."

"Angleterre is very sneaky."

"He is a Slytherin."

"Beauxbâton is better!" France yelled, catching everyone's attention.

"NO, HOGWARTS IS!" Wales yelled back, because that is what England would've have done, and also because he was offended, NO ONE INSULTS HOGWARTS!

"TOM RIDDLE WAS TAUGHT IN HOGWA-"

"DON'T. FINISH. THAT. SENTENCE." Wales voice was getting louder.

"Calmez-vous Angleterre!"

"YOU STUPID GIT!" Wales was getting even more defensive, "AT LEAST WE WON THE TRI-WIZARD TOURNAMENT EVEN THOUGH HARRY WAS BEING HUNTED DOWN BY A MADMAN!"

"Durmstrang is better." Norway joined in. "We even have the best quidditch team."

"Hey!" France and Wales yelled in unison.

"What? I'm correct!"

"Koldovstoretz is better." Russia smiled creepily. "Anything is Mother Russia is best."

"EVERYONE SHUT UP!" Germany snapped. "FIRST, STOP ARGUING ABOUT NONEXISTENT SCHOOLS! SECOND, WE HAVE TO DISCUSS CLIMATE CHANGE!"

"Let's build a huge robot-"

"No!" Everyone shouted.

"Aww! Iggy! Why don't you back me up?"

"No sane person would agree with you." Wales replied.

"Arthuuurr! Pwease?" America begged.

"No!"

"Fine!"

They all wanted to face palm.

It was time for America's presentation, and as soon as he mentioned 'robots' some the nations pulled out a little pillow and fell/tried to fall asleep (except for Greece,he's already asleep), others pulled out a book and started reading.

Wales started texting England

Lloegr

Wales: Hey, I'm boreeddd!!

England: You want me to the afternoon meeting?

Wales: No, I want you to burst into the room, excuse yourself and ask who I am

England: What?

Wales: We can prank them!!!!! plisss!

England: So, you want me to come to the meeting right now and say that I was late, then go to my usual spot, and get confused when I see England 2.0?

Wales: Yeah, and being twins really opens up new doors

England: Ok England 2.0

Wales: Lloegr!!!

England: Sorry Cymru

Wales: Forgiven Cymru 2.0

England: not fair!

Wales: Just come pleaseee ! America's presentation is the woooorrrrsssstt!!! How do you survive?

England: I'm coming, but you now have an I.O.U.

Wales: What's that?

England: IOU=I owe you

Wales: fine!!!

England: :)

"Artie! Where ye going?" Scotland asked.

"Wales is bored, I'm going there to spice things up." England replied with a mischievous grin, "Can you please let me go?"

Scotland kissed his forehead, "Be careful Albion."

"I will Alba, now let me go!"

"See yeh!"

"Bye!"

England arrived, he was right outside the door.

3... 2... 1...

"HEYSORRYIWASLATEBOSSHADTOTALKTOMEAND-" The whole room woke up and stared at him, and then at Wales.

"What?" Japan was surprise.

"Is that an intruder?" Germany asked confused, "Who are you?"

"IGGY, WHAT IN THE WORLD? DID ONE OF YOUR SPELLS GO WRONG?" America didn't know what to feel, surprised? Scared?

"ANGLETERRE! I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!" France yelled and embraced him.

"DON'T HUG ME YOU FRENCH FROG!" England yelled.

"DON'T HUG HIM YOU FRENCH FROG!" Wales yelled.

"What?" England acted confused, "Who are you?"

"More like who are YOU!" Wales yelled back.

"What?" The whole room was even more confused.

"Cymru, you can now leave." England told ...England?

"Lloegr! You told me I could come to the meeting!" England yelled back, "I wanted to come to one!"

"Ewch yn ôl adref!" England (the actual one) yelled.

"DON'T TELL ME TO GO BACK HOME!" They started fighting.

"GET OUT OF THE ROOM." Switzerland yelled while pulling out a riffle. "WHO ARE YOU? WHICH ONE IS THE REAL ENGLAND?"

"Spain! There are now two Englands!" Romano yelled while hugging Spain.

"Romano! ¡Que mono!" Spain hugged back, "England, don't even try to touch him!"

"Can one of them become one with Russia?" Russia asked.

"THE END IS NEEEAAAR!" America shouted in defeat, "Two Englands!!!"

The twins stared at each other and started laughing.

"OH MY GOODNESS ME!! ENGLAND THEY BELIEVED IT!"

"CYMRU YOUR THE BEST!" England hugged him tightly. "Dylem wneud hynny eto!"

"Ydw!"

"Ve~ Nice to meet you again Galles!" Italy recognized him, he used to live with him and Grandpa Rome.

"Can someone explain what the fuck is going on?" America asked.

"Amérique, they are brothers." France provides him a very good explanation, "They are twins."

"But-But they look the same! At least me and Mattie have different eye color." America protested, "They are literally the same, they have the same personality and they look the same, heck, they probably have the same interests!"

Wales was offended, he wasn't England! "America, my hair is brown!"

"No it isn't!"

"Ok, it's a little blonde!" Wales tried convincing America, "...Fine, It's a dirty blonde, but he is more blonde!"

"Can't see the difference!"

"We like different things!"

"Let's test that!"

England and Wales looked at each other.

"Which is your favorite color?"

"Red." They answered at the same time.

"Favorite flower?"

"Rose." They said in unison.

"Umm... Favorite book?"

"Harry Potter and Sherlock Holmes"

"This is getting creepy... Favorite TV show?"

"Doctor who."

"I'm out." America turned around, grabbed Canada and left.

Germany was also curious. "So, which is your favorite school?"

"Hogwarts!"

"Hogwarts doesn't exist!" He mumbled under his breath.

"Who's your favorite brother?"

"Each other."

"Good lord!" Germany sighed in defeat.

"We aren't the same person!" They said again in unison.

"I have trouble believing that." He took Italy and left.

"Cymru, why did you copy me?"

"Albion! I didn't!"

"Are we really that alike?"

They both weren't sure what to do, at the end, they are twins. With similar personalities...

"Hope to see you again England 2.0!" Spain waved a goodbye.

"How was it?" Scotland asked when they arrived.

"AMAZING!" England replied with excitement, "We fooled everyone but they think we are the same person."

"Spain called me England 2.0!" Wales protested, "It's unfair!"

"I sometimes think that you two are the same."

"We are not!"

"My culture is different!" Wales wasn't having it. "And we are friendlier!"

"Cymru! That's just mean!"

"No it isn't!"

"Can ye both stop!?" Scotland yelled, he was intimidating when angry.

"Sorry..." They apologized.

JUST, WHY THE FUCK DID THEY HAVE TO CHANGE EXAM DATES? AND THE WORST PART IS, THEY SEND AN EMAIL TO EVERYONE, EXCEPT FOR ME!!!! I'M ALWAYS INVISIBLE TO THEM, AND MY HETALIAN FRIENDS (not all of my friends watch Hetalia) NOW CALL ME CANADA

I AM CANADA

WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?

anyways, exams actually went better than expected :))) And I did NOT cheat, my parents are strict on that ;-;-;-;-;

anyways, hope you enjoyed this, this is actually based off a dream I had, and it was hard explaining it /