Hello everyone, this is H1GH and I'm writing my first ever fanfiction so this is kind of a new experience for me. English is not my first language and I have serious problems with synonyms.

Please give me as much criticism as you can on my mistakes so that I can improve those mistakes.

This fanfic is also very heavily inspired by TheReaper999's fanfic, 'Blackhat'. Please give it a read since it is my favourite fanfiction in this fandom.

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With everything aside, please enjoy my shitty fanfiction!

Update 1: Changed, "Did I just hear a text-to speech voice?!" to "Why did I just hear the female text-to-speech voice?!" and some minor changes.

Rage. All Hikigaya Hachiman felt right now was, RAGE. He was seething at his teammates' stupidity. WHO THE FUCK FLASHES THEIR OWN TEAMMATE!?

To give you context, Hikigaya Hachiman loved games. He's a proud epic gamer from the gamer community. Having thousands of hours on many games and trying to get good at every single of them. One of these was CS:GO, a game that he is seriously addicted to. Playing it more than six to ten hours a day and being a Global Elite rank in the game. It was safe to say he was one of the "good players" in the game.

This was one the days where he played CS:GO on his precious PC-chan! But his usual teammates who queued him couldn't play it with him since they weren't online.

And that leads to the current situation. Hikigaya getting terrible teammates and him raging at their actions and shouting curses at them. Except one guy is Russian and keeps talking in Russian even though that guy knows nobody in that lobby spoke Russian. (1)

He rage quit the game and that action gave him a one-week cooldown. This got him really annoyed at the game since he wouldn't be able to play it for an ENTIRE WEEK!

'Press Y for Shame'

He shut his pc down and walked to his bed, exhausted from raging at his teammates and playing the game for more than 6 hours with only a break for dinner. While he was on his bed he thought about his high-school life. He had gotten into a car accident an hour before he started high-school and that got his bone fractured which caused him to be bedridden in the hospital for three weeks.

After his leg was healed he got 3 more days of leave. In those days he played as many games as he could to make up for his lost 21 days of not playing anything.

'Oh how much I missed my precious pc, I'll never leave you alone again my precious pc-chan!'

This was his last day and tomorrow he had to attend his high-school. This made him think about his school. Sobu high school, a school that required you to score pretty high on the entrance exams. It wasn't much of a problem for him to get in Sobu but he was seriously lacking in Maths.

'I thought that I would be able to reset my social life and start fresh with high-school. My chances of making a friend now are slim…'

… … …

'Heh. What a joke. I don't care about making friends, I have online friends for those. I bet my Steam account that when I arrive at school tomorrow there are going to be rumours about me being a delinquent.'

With that, he closed his eyes.

'What the fuck is this?!'

[Welcome to 'The Game of Life'.]

[Say 'continue' to continue.]

Am I hallucinating?! Is this what they call a lucid dream? Why am I dreaming about me waking up and being in my room and seeing a bright-ass screen in front of me?

[The brightness has been reduced.]

Okay, what the fuck. This dream seems awesome!

[Zap]—["This is not a dream."]

Ow! What was that for you dumbass screen!

[Zap]—[x2 effect]

FUCK! I HATE THIS DREAM ALREADY!

Wait… what does it mean by 'this is not a dream'? And why did I hear a female text-to-speech voice?! Have I played so many games that I'm hallucinating about being in a game?

Well, I might as well say continue to see how far my hallucination takes me.

"Continue."

["Greeting, I am the AI of this game and my job is to help you with 'The Game of Life'. You have been given the opportunity to be the Pre-Alpha tester of this game. Do you accept?]

[Yes]—[No]

What. How. What if I picked 'No'? Do I lose memories of this event or I just get forced to do this anyway?

I just shook my head and said yes.

["Very well, you now have to log in to this game. I will be giving you the Username and Password for this game."]

[Username:B1gGay69420]

[Password: OriginalPussiSlayer69]

Sumimasen, what the fuck. (2)

[Please type in your username and password.]

[Email: ]

[Password: ]

… … …

'Don't tell me you expect me to type in that stupid shit.'

… … …

Just ignore it. Just ignore the stupid thing.

[Zap]—[10x Effect]

"OW WHAT THE FUCK!" I screamed and fell on my butt. I heard footsteps and the door open.

"Onii-chan! Why did you scream! What's wrong?!" My precious little sister, Komachi, asked me as I was getting up.

"A-ah it was nothing, I just uhh… stubbed my toe, yeah, I stubbed my toe." I tried to explain with this terrible excuse hoping that my cute little sister would buy it.

"Oh, that was it? You really shouldn't make your little sister worried for you like that; I bet that earned me a lot of points!"

"H-Hey! It hurts you know! Especially when you just woke up!"

Even if I lied about it, it really hurts when you stub your toe! Y̷̧̢̛̳͎̼̮̲̬͓̬̞͎̥̫̬̙̞̦͈̝̿͛͆͊̄́̒͂̑̂̉̅̐̃̍̈́͌͊̇̎͋̉͘͝͝͠ō̷̡͍̫̣͔̻̬͕̟̯͖͔̟͇̱͖͎̟͖̳̙̰̮͙̬̜̠͈̦̎͆̄̀̓̾̊͆́̾̈́͒͘͝͠ͅu̶̝͋̐͐̉̉͌̈́̑́̀̈́͋̋͛͑͂͌̓̒͐̕͝ ̶̧̢̛̥͋͌̒͒̿̑̄̄͑̕͝g̵̫̪̳͚͍̟͍̍̈́̈̏̽̏̚͠ứ̸͈̄͊̽̌̈̒̏̑͆́̃̓̾̈́͛̉̄͑̃͐͐͌͘̕͠͝͝͠͠͝y̶̡̢̱̮͔̳̙͖̩͚̗̙̺͛͐̇̉̆̋͛͋̄̒̀̃̀̀̈́̍̉̓̉͛̀̈́̐͐́̽͗͐̓͘̕͝͝͠s̵̢̢̨̢̝̭̱͕̲̩͉̗͓̼͉̫͔̞̳̻̜̥̰͎̳͙͈̹͎̀̊̓̈͂͊̅̊͂̾̂͆̉̈́̉̔̀͒̒͑̓̐́̽̀̽̌͘͘̕͘͜͜͝͝͠͠ can relate, right?

["You are not Monika you dumb fuck, stay inside the fourth wall."] (3)

'Alright, Alright! Don't be rude to me, jeez! I have my middle-school bullies for that! Smh!'

I scratched my head and said, "Komachi, I'll be taking a shower, please get the breakfast ready. I'm not feeling like making breakfast today."

"Anything for you, Onii-chan!~" with that she walked off downstairs

'Man, sometimes I feel like I don't deserve my sister! She's too precious and a disgusting human being like me doesn't deserve her!'

I sigh and walk to the shower ignoring the blinking screen. Or at least, trying to ignore it.

After a shower, I put on my uniform and wore my glasses. Seriously, playing too much games can do some serious shit to your eyes.

'Why do I still see the login screen? Why has it not gone yet? Seriously, it's annoying at this point. Is this how Orimoto felt when I kept texting her? Now I feel even more disgusting…'

[Please type in your username and password.]

[Email: ]

[Password: ]

I gave up and finally typed in the username and password on the holographic keyboard.

[Log in Success. Welcome to the game, Tester #001.]

Alright, so what am I supposed to do now?

[Please choose your input method.]

[Speaking]—[Thinking]

I select the second option since saying stuff like this feels weird.

[Would you like to change your username or keep the username created by the admin?]

I sure as hell don't want to be called 'B1gGay69420'. I chose to change the username.

[New Username: ]

Hmm, what should I keep? Something awesome like 'XxXHaremFucker248XxX'? No, that sounds cringy. Eh, I don't really care, I'll just use my real name.

[New Username: Hachiman88]

[Your username has successfully been changed.]

[For the basics, use 'Status Hachiman88']

This thing is too detailed. I am still having a hard time believing that this is not a dream or hallucination. Come to think about it, the 10x Electrocution was really painful, even in a dream that would be enough to wake me up. Since I wake up from the smallest of things, such as my Steam account getting banned.

Just thinking about it makes me shudder. I'm really proud of my precious Steam account and I'd probably cry for months if it ever gets taken away from me.

I chose not to think about it and focused on the screen.

'Status Hachiman88'

[Name: Hikigaya Hachiman]

[Equipped Title: The Epic Gamer]

[Description: A loner who only has online friends and is a self proclaimed 'Epic Gamer'. Filled with self-deprecating remarks and zero self-esteem]

[HP:150/150]

[Mana: Locked]

[Offense: 7/75]

[Defense: 4/75]

[Stamina: Level 4 – 100%]

[Intelligence: 43/75]

[Charisma: -24/75]

[Luck: 68/75]

[Special Stat – Reaction Time: 70/75]

[Skills: 108/300]

… … …

'Okay this is cool and all, but what the fuck.'

(1) Its kind of a meme in the csgo community, Russian guys often come around in random lobbies and speak Russian with their Russian friends and ignoring their teammates. One of their most often phrases used while raging is 'cyka blyat'. While there is no proper translation for it in English it can roughly mean, "fucking shit" or "bitch whore"

(2) It's a meme, look it up. Just search 'Excuse me, what the fuck' or 'Sumimasen, what the fuck'.

(3) Monika is a character from Doki Doki Literature Club who breaks the fourth wall, A LOT.