Chapter 1: The Beginning

(Opening)

Aaaaaaah, the ocean, so blue, so wet and so mysterious. 70% percent of the planet is water, and only half of it has been explored, and even then, it's just the surface that has been scratched. If it could be possible for humanity to go any deeper, they would be able to discover a place that was only thought of as a myth. A place that is only known as...Atlantis! The people that inhabit the city are highly evolved humans that were mutated to survive in the ocean and become faster and stronger as a result. Some looked human while others resemble more like sea creatures. The reason for this mutation was for them to better utilize their ancient water magic than their humanoid Atlantean brothers.

Realizing their magical potential, Poseidon had tasked the hybrid Atlanteans to protect the borders of Atlantis from giant sea creatures, outsiders, etc. However, there is one Atlantean who is quite unique compared to the rest of his species. Not for his magical powers, but for his fun-loving, excitable, and uh….very porous personality. This young Atlantean may not know it yet, but he is going to-(reggae drums start beating as music starts) What the? Really? We're not even going to introduce the character without music? Ah, screw it!

(Spongebob Squarepants by CeeLo Green starts here)

Are you ready kids?

Aye-aye, captain!

I can't heeeeere yooooou?

AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN!

OOOOOOHHHHHH!

In the middle of the ocean, we zoom down and see a large pineapple-like coral reef house in the Atlantean suburb.

Who's lives in a pineapple under the sea?

It was morning time as SpongeBob woke up with his usual bright smile as he jumped out of his bed and looked at himself in the mirror as he smirked at his reflection...only to blink in surprise as his reflection winked at him.

Spongebob Squarepants!

Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?

Spongebob jumps into a bathtub as he soaked up the soapy liquid and blows it out of him like a geyser.

Now, if nautical nonsense be something you wish?

Spongebob squarepants!

SpongeBob hums a little a sung under his breathe as he brushes his teeth, his hair, and his eyes, which makes them squeaky clean as he smiled.

Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish.

Spongebob SquarePants!

SpongeBob kisses his pet sea slug as he puts him down, and took a step forwards, but then slipped on his slug's slime as he slides across his living room, and crashed against his closet as he groans.

Ready?

Walking out of the closet, SpongeBob then puts on his holo-armor as he turned it on and yelped in surprise as the armor sparked and went out of control as it constantly reshapes his spongy body.

Spongebob SquarePants,

Spongebob Squarepants,

Spongebob Squarepants

SpongeBooob... SquarePaaaaaaants! A-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Regaining control of his armor, and reshaping his body back to his normal form, SpongeBob was ready to start his day as he grew a sturgeon-like snout and played it like a trombone.

"Good morning, world!" Spongebob exclaimed while jumping out of his pineapple-like house as he placed his hands on his hips and smiled brightly as the sun above him smiled back at him. Humming to himself, Spongebob swam past other coral-like houses in his neighborhood as he reached a large rock-based house and went inside.

"Patrick!" Spongebob exclaimed happily while entering a room that had coral-based furniture and a large pink crystal that was placed on the wall that acted as a magical TV. After a few seconds of awkward silence, SpongeBob's smile disappeared as he noticed that the room was empty and scratched his head in confusion. "Patrick? Paaaaatriiiick, where aaaaaarrreee yoooouuuu?" SpongeBob called out as he looks across the simplistic room, not noticing an unknown figure crawling on the ceiling as he appeared above him.

"BOOGABOOGABOOOGAAAAA!" The mysterious person shouted while jumping right in front of a surprised SpongeBob as it raised his hands in the air threatengingly. The creature looked like a combination of a bullfrog, a coral reef, and a silverback Gorilla.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH" SpongeBob screamed before he realized who it was as he smiled.

"Patrick!" SpongeBob said, playfully annoyed as the sea creature smiled at him.

"Hey buddy, how are you doing today?" Patrick asked joyfully as SpongeBob beams.

"Fantastic as always, buddy! I'm heading over to see some of my friends at the guard stables and also to see Rainbow. I hope she is alright." SpongeBob says worriedly as Patrick waves off his concern.

"I'm sure she's fine, but I'm sure that she's gonna have to breathe soon since she's snorting bubbles out of her nose all of the time, plus there are the holes on her neck." Patrick replied dimly as SpongeBob stared at him in confusion for a few seconds before smiling slightly as he shakes his head amusedly.

"Oh buddy, don't change for anything. Welp, I'm off to the guard, but I have to move fast because I have to work at the Krusty Crab later this afternoon, then afterward we are hitting up at goofy goobeeeeeeeerrrs" He rattled off while doing a victory fist bump in the air as Patrick cheered.

"Yeeeeeaaaaahhh, wooollolololololo!" Patrick whooped alongside him as they shared a high-five, and SpongeBob swam out of Patrick's house. Patrick watched him go with his usual dumb look on his face before frowning as he remembered something.

"Oh right, can't forget about these." He said while pulling out a ticket from his pantry drawer as he kissed it.

Spongebob swam across the great city of Reef Bottom as he swam towards a large dome-like area where many Atlantean hybrids lived and trained to protect the borders of Atlantis. Unlike them, Spongebob wasn't really a soldier class Atlantean, but he did form a friendship with a wild seahorse that lives there and often check up on her whenever he got free time and even manages to ride her around the area a couple of times.

Whistling a tune, SpongeBob arrived at the stables as he passed over several Atlanteans riders, who groaned at the sight of him as he waved at them cheerfully before walking over to a stable as he saw female seahorse resting on the ground and smiled.

"Hey, Rainbow!" SpongeBob called out as Rainbow turns to him and beams at the sight of the hybrid Atlantean as she swam over to him and licked his face as he giggled. Rainbow wasn't like the traditional concept of a seahorse as she resembles more like a seadragon. Like the rest of her species, Rainbow has a standard sea horse body, but she also has long front-like legs, small fins on her torso, and a long tail rudder. She also has a mane-like frill fin on her neck, two antennas on her head, and long, sharp jagged teeth. (A/N Picture the seahorse from the 2018 Aquaman movie) Yet despite of her monstrous appearance, Rainbow was licking SpongeBob's face like an over-excited puppy.

"Ha, ha, ha, okay, easy girl, easy," SpongeBob says as Rainbow stopped licking his face, and panted happily as SpongeBob smiled. "Ooh, guess what, girl? I brought your favorite treeeeeeaaat." SpongeBob says with a sing-songy voice as he pulled out a giant pink jellyfish that he caught earlier. Rainbow barked excitedly as SpongeBob tossed over the jellyfish and the monstrous-looking seahorse gobbled it up in seconds.

"Good girl," SpongeBob said while patting her head as he then heard the sound of spells being casted and beams as he swam over to where the sound was coming from, and reached a large stadium-like area where hundreds of Atlanteans were both training to fight and to cast spells.

Smiling, SpongeBob swam through the entrance with the guards rolling their eyes at his presence as well as the students. Oblivious to their annoyed stares, SpongeBob looks around the stadium as he saw an Atlantean standing before a crowd of awestruck students and swam over to him. The Atlantean has a large bald head with blue cyan spots and a rather big nose, and he wears a blue swimsuit.

The Atlantean was standing on a podium as he closed his eyes and took a deep breath as he unfolded his arms/legs into 12 tentacles as he waved them around and casted a sphere of water that produced an icy magical melody that entertained the crowd, but it was ruined by a familiar bubbly Atlantean as SpongeBob appeared beside him.

"Hi, Squidward!"

"DAH!" Squidward shouted as he lost concentration on his spell and glared at the smiling Atlantean.

"SPONGEBOB! YOU MADE ME LOSE MY CONCENTRATION!" Squidward shouted furiously as the students glared at SpongeBob as well as they crossed their arms in disapproval.

"I just wanted you to know that it is a beautiful day today and that all creatures should be happy to be in it!" SpongeBob says while holding his hands together as he stared out into the ocean with a dreamy expression. Squidward sighed as everyone else groaned and slapped there hands against their heads in annoyance.

"Anything else?" Squidward asked with a groan as SpongeBob snapped out of his daydream, and shakes his head.

"Nope, I'm also just here visiting rainbow. Bye!" SpongeBob beamed as he swam away, not noticing four Atlantean students glaring at him as they discreetly followed after him.

A few minutes later, we see Spongebob whistling a tune to himself as he scrubbed Rainbows scales and she neighed happily as she leans against his side. She was a bit big for her kind, and only a selected few were able to take care of her since she was a tad bit aggressive against anyone who comes near her. However, SpongeBob was one of the few Atlanteans that was not only able to take care of her, but also tame her as they formed a strong friendship with each other.

"Welp, its been fun girl, but I have to go," SpongeBob says, realizing that he needed to go to work as he stopped scrubbing Rainbow's scales, and stood up. "I'll see you tomorrow, wish me good luck at work today." He says as Rainbow responded by licking his facing and neighing as a way of saying 'Good luck, SpongeBob!'. SpongeBob smiled as he swam off, much to the relief of the riders watching him as they mumbled in annoyance at SpongeBob, but shuts up as Rainbow growled at them to be quite. 30 minutes of swimming later, we see SpongeBob taking a shortcut through a small underwater crevice, which led to an ancient underwater ruin as he hummed to himself happily

"Hey, Spongebrain!" A loud voice called, which caused him to stop and turn around in surprise.

Right in front of him, glaring with crossed arms, were four Atlanteans, two girls, and two boys. The one who called out to him was a 5'9 blonde Caucasian male with a muscular build and blue eyes. He is wearing a form-fitting suit with knee-length green pants and a darker green sleeveless shirt with golden armbands and chest emblems. He also has greenish-yellow scales around his cheeks and forehead, a small reptilian Esque snout with fangs, a large frill that ran down the top of his head and down his back, and his shoulders/forearms/legs where complete scaly and had claws. His name is Ronal, an Eel Hybrid Atlantean.

One of the girls, who was swimming in SpongeBob's right, was a tall 5'11 girl with dark skin, high cheekbones, and long flowing black hair with golden tips at the end. She also has sharp quills on her forelegs/forearms, red irises with black scleras, and a moderate hourglass figure. She wears a silver/black form-fitting suit with orange shoulder/knee pads and armguards, and a bronze-colored scarf around her waist. Her name is Chian, a Sea urchin/Sea anemone Atlantean.

The second boy who was also the largest of the group and stoically moving to the left is a 6'8 dark-skinned shirtless boy with dark brown hair that was partially shaved off, several yellowish-orange spikes on his chest, forelegs, forelegs and on his head. He wears a dark brown/orange pants with lots of belt buckles, and straps. His name is M'Chiste, a pufferfish hybrid Atlantean.

The final girl who floated at SpongeBob's left with a sneer had a curvaceous yet muscular build bigger than Chian, red eyes, blue skin, a shark fin on her head, large fangs, and webbed claws/feet. She wears a reddish top with dark blue pants that stopped at her knees and golden bands around her biceps. Her name is Tope.

"Hey Chian, M'Chiste, and Tope. How are you all doing on this fine day?" SpongeBob greeted in a cool way.

"How are we? Well, we were great, until you showed up, and interrupt us while we were working back at the arena!" Ronal snarled out as M'Chaste nodded.

"Yeah, Squidward was helping us out on our studies, but of course, you just had to screw it up like always, SquarePants," Tope growled as SpongeBob frowned sadly.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that I interrupted your studies." He says sadly at first, but then slowly grew a smile as he looked up at the Atlanteans. "But I'm pretty sure that Squidward can tutor you guys later. He's nice like that."

"Oh, I'm so sorry, yeah, yeah, I bet you are. Ya know, that that's your problem, Squarepants, you never take anything seriously. You spend your days goofing off like a child, while we do our work for the community. And when your not goofing off, your spending time cuddling that monster of a seahorse of yours! You're just a puny...little...SPONGE" Chian rattled off while emphasizing the last insult with a shove as SpongeBob frowns, and dusts off his shirt as he glared at them

"Guys, I get that your upset with me about losing your study time, but please don't take it out on Rainbow. Also, I have two hours before my shift starts at work, so I will see you later." SpongeBob says, irritated as he tried to swim away, but bumped into M'Chiste's broad chest as he looked up at the bigger Atlantean in surprise as M'Chiste growled at him loudly.

"Ha! Look who thinks he's tough shit ,now guys. What? Finally, grew a spine, Squarepants?" Ronal says before shoving SpongeBob away with an electrical blast as SpongeBob yelped in pain.

"What are you going to do to us if we keep insulting your precious seahorse? Blow bubbles at everyone's eyes?" Tope snarked as she shared a laugh with the others, and SpongeBob growls angrily as M'Chiste noticed this and laughed harder.

"What's the matter, Squarepants? Can't take a joke!" He yelled while pushing him back again as SpongeBob narrowed his eyes at him.

"Ronal don't...go...there." Sponge bob replied sternly as the Atlantean hybrid scoffed

"Or what?" Ronal sneered while grabbing SpongeBob by the front of his shirt as he charged up another electrical bolt. Tope laughed beside him as she got closer to SpongeBob and grinned, showing off all of her shark-like teeth as she grabbed him by his shoulder while Chian cackled as he appeared beside him and grew out his spines as SpongeBob glared at his bullies.

"Or...this!" SpongeBob yelled as he grabbed Ronal's hand so fast that not only did he fritz out his electricity, but also crushed his wrist. Ronal gave out a short scream of shock/pain as SpongeBob then casually punched him in the face, and sends him flying fifty feet back as he slammed against a stone column.

The other three bullies looked completely gobsmacked by SpongeBob's power as the bubbly Atlantean stuck his thumb into his mouth and blew air into it as his arm expanded to twice its size as his spongy areas glowed for a second. Letting out a war cry, SpongeBob threw another punch at M'Chiste that sends him flying to another column as the Eel hybrid moans in pain.

Recovering from the shock, Chian charged at SpongeBob as she turned her arms into tendrils and wrapped them around SpongeBob's arms. Grinning, Chian tried to sting him, but SpongeBob reacted quickly and pulled her forward as he then slammed her against three columns before bringing her back as he delivered a mighty kick to her gut that sends her falling to the ground.

Tope looks around in shock/fear at everything that just happened, before shaking her head as she puts on a brave face, and charged at him to bite him...only to be grabbed by the face as SpongeBob nonchalantly slammed her against the ground eight times before dropping her as she groaned and slowly went unconscious.

SpongeBob wiped the sweat from his forehead as he turned around and was about to swim off when suddenly an inhuman roar rang out as he turns around and saw M'Chiste roaring at him in anger as he held half of a column in his hands and threw it towards SpongeBob, who punched it to bits with his giant fist as he then stretched out his hand and grabbed M'Chiste's body.

The large Atlantean tried desperately to escape from his grasp as SpongeBob reeled him back and delivered a colossal headbutt that not only knocked him out but sends him through five columns as the ocean floor trembled slightly from the crash. Dusting off his hands, SpongeBob turned to a frightened Chian as he walked towards her and glared at her for a few seconds before smiling brightly.

"Are we good?" He asked with his usual happy look as his left arm returned back to its normal size.

"Y-Yes." She stuttered in terror as he beams.

"That's good. Well, I'm off to work now, so have a good day." He says cheerfully as he turns around to swim away...only to groan as he sensed Tope swimming towards him for a sneak attack. Rolling his eyes, SpongeBob, without looking, backhanded her so hard that she flew towards a rock and crashed against as she moans and slowly went unconscious.

After that little spat, Spongebob headed off to what he considers the greatest place on the entire ocean floor...The Krusty Krab! The Krusty Krab is a large spherical building with four exits on the sides and crystal-like openings at the top. Atlanteans from all over Atlantis lined up every day to eat the most delicious food known to man, the Krabby Patty!

Everyone was waiting anxiously to get into the restaurant but couldn't go in until the fry cook shows up. Everyone bounced in their steps eagerly as the clock reached 12:00pm and SpongeBob showed. Causing everyone to cheer at the sight of the fry cook as he swam to the front entrance and open the doors with a joyous smile as hundreds of customers swam into the restaurant like a tidal wave.

"Ah, this is the life," SpongeBob says while placing his hands on his hips as he watched the customers fill into the restaurant and sighed happily. "Could things get any bette-"

"SPONGEBOOOOOB!" The bubbly Atlantean blinks in surprise as he turned around and saw 8ft tall Brine Atlantean ran towards him with an impatient look on his face. SpongeBob beams at the tall Atlantean as he walked towards him and saluted with a cheerful look.

"Good afternoon, Mr. Krabs," SpongeBob says to his boss and owner of the Krusty Crab as Mr. Krabs stomped over to him.

"Get in the kitchen, boy! It's opening day, and you're costing me my money!" Mr. Krabs shouted as SpongeBob continued smiling.

"Aye-aye, captain!" SpongeBob says before swimming away as he swam towards the kitchen like a small torpedo. Landing on the kitchen, SpongeBob went to work as he turned on the stove and tossed a bag full of patties into the grill as he begins flipping around with his spatula.

Whistling a tune, SpongeBob tossed the patties to a plate full of buns as he then sprayed a buttload of condiments on to them before placing buns on top as he tossed them over to the hungry customers. He repeated the process over 3,000 times as he spends hours feeding his costumers as the more he fed, the more money appeared in Mr. Krabs pockets as the tall Atlantean chuckled greedily and ordered his fry cook to hurry up.

Complying with his boss's wishes, SpongeBob was about to continue, until suddenly, the TV turned on as he looked up curiously and gasped in wonder as he saw clips from the surface world which ranged from the news, daily talk shows, and even showed footage of superheroes like Superman, Batman and the Flash.

"Man, the surface world looks so cool. I wish I can go there someday." SpongeBob says with a sigh before the sounds of sizzling patties caught his attention as he looked down and gasped as he realized that he accidentally overcooked the patty. Panicking, SpongeBob tried to grab the patty to dispose of it, but it slipped out of his hands as it landed on the mouth of Shark Hybrid Atlantean, and he instinctively took a bite of it.

"Oh, gosh! I'm so sorry, sir, I didn't mean to-" SpongeBob says before shutting up as the Shark Hybrid finished eating the overcooked patty and beamed as he smiled at the confused Sponge.

"Mm-mm-mm! Well, done just how I like it! Excellent work as always, SpongeBob!" The Shark Hyrbid says before walking away as SpongeBob blinks.

"Wow, that was lucky," SpongeBob says to himself with a sweatdrop before shrugging as he continued working. A few hours later, we see everyone packing up for the day as SpongeBob waved them goodbye while giving a few of his fellow co-workers high-fives as he was left alone with his boss.

"Great day at work as always, huh, mister Krabs?" SpongeBob asked his boss joyfully as Mr. Krabs nodded.

"As always, when I hear the sound of the cash register opening and closing 24/7." He says while counting the money that they earned today as he laughed greedily.

"Well, of course, people would come. The Krusty Krab is the most magical place in the whole wide world!" SpongeBob says while clapping his hands together as he had a dreamy expression on his face, complete with stars in his eyes.

"Sure, boy-o, whatever you say." Mr. Krabs says blankly while rolling his eyes as SpongeBob smiled.

"Whelp, have a good night, sir! Normally, I'd stick around to count the sesame seed, but tonight, I'm off to hang out with my best bud Patrick at Goofy Gooobeeeeeeerrs!" SpongeBob cheered before swimming out of the restaurant like a torpedo as his excited yell could be heard throughout all of Atlantis.

Mr. Krabs and some of the workers that stuck around sighed in annoyance as the Crustacean humanoid went to his office, and came back to the main lobby as he had several tickets in his hands. The expressions on some of the employees brightened, while others looked at them with reluctance and slight distaste.

"Eugene, are we really going to do this? I mean, yeah, the kid can be a bit of a handful of times, but this just seems cruel." One of the fish-like Atlanteans said as Mr. Krabs rolled his eyes, and waved him off.

"Eh, everyone needs to recharge and whatever from dealing with that annoying kid. If you want to stay, that's fine, but don't be flapping your gums to that loony loofah, you hear me?" Krabs said sternly as the fish-like hybrid rolled his eyes, and the other employees shook their heads in disgust.

Later at night, we see SpongeBob swimming towards a large establishment, almost as big as the Krusty Krab, with multiple exits, a large ice cream statue on the roof, and a plaque that read 'Goofy Goobers'. Swimming inside, SpongeBob was met with hundreds of kids and parents eating different types of ice creams as they were served by several employees, half of them serving their customers with friendly smiles while the other half scowled as they were forced to serve whiny brats, who keeps demanded them for more ice cream. Everyone chatted among themselves when suddenly a giant shell-like conch at the top of the stage opened up to reveal a giant silly-looking clock that smiled at the crowd.

"Hey, all of you, Goofy Goobers! Its time for your favorite undersea peanut...Goofy Gooooober!" The clock shouted excitedly as the crow went wild, and the curtains were pulled back to reveal a giant, 7 ft tall robotic peanut automaton with rosy cheeks, wide unmoving eyes, and a huge smile.

"HEEEEEYYYYYY! HOWDY, ALL OF YOU GOOOFFY GOOOBERS!" He shouted while taking his hat off as he did a little dance.

"HOWDY, GOOFY GOOBER!" The kids and some parents screamed back as the giant peanut beams.

"Guess what, Goof Goobers? It's time to sing our favorite song! Are you ready?"

"YEAH!" Everyone cheered as Goof Goober cleared his throat, and begin signing.

(Goofy goober song starts here )

Oh, I'm a goofy goober, yeah!

You're a goofy goober, yeah!

We're all goofy goobers, yeah!

Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, YEAH!

I'm a goofy goober, yeah!

You're a goofy goober, yeah!

We're all goofy goobers, yeah!

Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, YEAH!

While this was happening, SpongeBob passed by the crowd of signing children while humming the song under his breath enthusiastically as he heads to the Nut Bar, and waved at the waiter. Who was a Cuttlefish Atlantean Hybrid wearing a peanut head as SpongeBob sat down on the bar and smiled at the distracted waiter.

"Hey, Cartobo!" SpongeBob says as the waiter turned to him and groans in annoyance.

"Oh, for Poseidon's sake!" Cartobo says while rolling his eyes as he sighs, and walked over to the bouncing Atlantean. "Hey, SpongeBob. How are you today?" He asked boredly as SpongeBob smiled at the annoyed waiter.

"Oh, I'm feeling great! I just had an awesome today, and I want to cap it off by hanging out with my friend Patrick at-AAAAH!" SpongeBob says before screaming as Patrick suddenly appeared, and jumps down in front of him as he flashed the frightened sponge a smile.

"Hey, SpongeBob!" Patrick says as SpongeBob gasped and smiled widely as he hugged his best friend.

"Patrick, you're here! How's it going, buddy? Ready for a frozen adventure?" SpongeBob asked with a smirk as Patrick smirked back.

"You know it, pal! The usual, my good man." Patrick says to Cartobo as he sighed heavily and made two large banana sundaes with rainbow smiles on them.

"Two Triple Goober Berry sunrises, the works." The waiter said with a tired sigh as he silently braces himself for the storm that was about to come. SpongeBob and Patrick eagerly grabbed their spoons and ate the sundaes in two seconds.

"Yo, waitaaaa, round twwwoooooo!" SpongeBob hooted as Cartobo made two more sundaes, and like last time, SpongeBob and Patrick ate them in less than three seconds.

"Oh, Mr. Waiter! Two more, please!" SpongeBob shouted as the waiter handed him more sundaes, and they ate it in one go.

"Waiter!" Two more sundaes appeared in front of them as they ate it at a fast pace.

"Oh, waiiiiterrrrr!" SpongeBob slurred, feeling a little bit drunk from the sundaes as Carboto sighed and handed them more sundaes.

"Waiteeer…" SpongeBob says as Patrick leaned against his side and groaned in slight pain from eating all of the sundaes. But quickly sprang back to life as Carboto handed them two more sundaes and they ate it.

"Waaaaiteeeeer…" SpongeBob says while swaying back in forth as Patrick slept in the background. The waiter wordlessly handed them more sundaes as SpongeBob ate them both, and his eyes widen as he felt a sugar high coming towards him as he slammed his hands on the table.

"WAITER!" SpongeBob screamed, startling Patrick as Carboto sighed tiredly.

"Why do I always get the nutty ones?" The waiter asked to himself as he was covered in leftover ice cream chunks that fell on him by SpongeBob and Patrick.

"ALRIGHT, FOLKS! THIS LITTLE DIDY GOES OUT TO MY TWO BEST FRIENDS IN THE WHOLE DEEP BLUUUUUUEEE SSSSEEEEEEAAAAAAAA! PATTY PAT BOY, AND THIS GIANT FREAKIN PEANUT! AND ITS CALLED WAAAAAAIIIIIITOOOOOORRRR" Spongebob shouted, going absolutely crazy by the sugar high as he and Patrick got onto the stage and stood side by side with Goofy Goober as SpongeBob wore Goofy's hat and used a giant lollipop as a microphone as Patrick danced in the background.

Taking one more sip of their sundaes, SpongeBob and Patrick groaned as they fell on the ground and passed out as several kids watched on with confusion while their parents covered their eyes or facepalmed at their actions. A few hours later, we see Patrick and SpongeBob still passed out on the floor as everyone walked out of the building. Yawning, Patrick wakes up first as he dusts off his clothes, and made sure that SpongeBob was knocked out as Carboto crossed his arms at him and gave him a disgusted look.

"I can't believe that your doing this, he's your best friend." He says as Patrick glared at him and wobbled over to him as he was still slightly drunk.

"Heeeyyy maaannn, get off my back, alright! Everyone needs one day away from him y-you feel me?" Patrick asked while hiccupping as Carboto glared at him

"I work twelve hours a day, pass out ice cream to a crowd of screaming kids, while wearing a sweaty peanut over my head, and go home to my one-room apartment with my fat bitch of a wife. Please don't talk to me about being annoyed." He replied calmly as Patrick scoffs.

"Hey, you do yooouuu, man, but I have to take a big rest for my biiiiiig trip that I have to go to." He slurred before swimming away as Carboto shakes his head in disgust before turning to the passed out SpongeBob as he frowns softly.

"Poor guy." He says before walking away as he waited for SpongeBob to wake up.

Too be continued…

A/N everybody this the official fist chapter of my newest story done with the help of my Beta Reader Vgn Golley, and the song lyrics I got from the Spongebob Squarepants, wiki page as I own nothing. Let me know what you think of it, and remember this amount your daddy's Spongebob Squarepants.

Sponegbob Squarepants and the DC Superhero girls belong to their respective owners.