A book is shown with the title: Lori vs. The Pizza Gadget as Clyde talks to the audience

"Hello. Today I'll be telling you a story you won't soon forget. It is called 'Lori Loud vs. The Pizza Gadget.'" Clyde says. "Now Lori was working hard on the grill, until she hard a sharp sound that soon gave her a chill."

"What's going on? What could it mean?" Lori questions.

"Wow it's a deep pizza cooking machine. And standing behind do we see. Nothing than Carol and her horrible face acne." Clyde says as the camera zooms in on her face with zits.

"Hey!" Carol said.

The manager walks up

"What's this contraption you hauled into my place?" The manager asked.

"A miracle. A marvel. It cooks pizzas at a fabulous pace." Carol said.

"But how are the pizzas. And how do they taste?" The manager asked.

"I'll let you try one. Shove this into your face." Carol says.

He eats the pizza

"I got to admit it was pretty yummy. Though it sits like a rock when it lands in me tummy. But I got me a cook and she's always on time." The manager said.

"Aw but this gizmo is faster, and you won't pay a dime." Carol said.

"But how much does it cost?" The manager asked.

"Just fire Lori, and tell her get lost." Carol said.

"The machine wanted her job to make Lori quit. But Lori didn't like it. Not one bit. Pushing her grill, Lori bursts through the grill." Clyde says.

"I literally accept your gadget. I declare pizza war." Lori said.

"With three words, the manager started the show. Flag in the air, he cried..." Clyde said.

"Ready, set, go." The manager said.

"Quick as a flash, Carol pulled the lever, and sat back and watched feeling oh so quite clever. Lori, with her tight fists, flung twenty pizzas, not a single one missed. The crowd was impressed." Clyde says.

"Wow." Lola said.

"They cheered full of glee. All except Leni, who had to go pee." Clyde said.

Everyone was cheering except for Leni who was wiggling

"A noise and a clatter came from the machine, and out popped pizzas in a burst of hot steam. The gadget was fast, its first batch completed, but Lori yelled out

"I literally will not be defeated." Lori said.

"Lori then grabbed a dozen pizzas and threw them on the grill." Clyde said.

"Not bad." Carol said.

"Yelled out Carol." Clyde says.

"A really good try. But let's see how do you against my machine set on high!" Carol yells as she pulls the lever to set it on high.

"The gizmo, it shuddered, it clattered, it shook! And as Carol laughed.

"Ha ha." Carol laughs.

"Lana said..." Clyde says.

"What a schnook." Lana said.

"But Lori cried out..." Clyde said.

"I won't loose to that thing!" Lori yells.

"Then she threw a lot of pizza dough on the grill. Her hands were in a blur. Pizzas went flying. She made a hundred without even trying. Carol was worried. Lori couldn't be beat." Clyde said.

"I got one last chance. I'll turn up the heat!" Carol yells.

"She struggled and strained 'til her face turned dark blue. The the lever moved forward and broke right in two! The gadget buckled and sparked, it cracked like a gun. So Carol took off, yelling..." Clyde says.

"Let me know if I run!" Carol yells.

"Lightning flew from its maw, it looked ready to burst. But Lori. still standing, yelled..." Clyde says.

"Foul beast, do your worst!" Lori yells.

"The pizzas came flying, by twos and threes, by dozens, by hundreds, oh, it was something to see! Aye, that machine, it was fast, but Lori was faster. She proved to that thing that he was its master. [Gadget blows up] The gadget blew into bits and died with a boom. The blast was so loud, it woke Mr. Grouse." Clyde said.

We cut to Mr. Grouse who is asleep with a teddy bear

"What was that?" Mr. Grouse asked.

"It was all over. Lori knew she had won. The crowd yelled 'Hooray, Carol's name is now mud.' But as the crowd was cheering, Lori went down with a thud. [We cut to a cemetery with everyone from the restaurant] The service was short, tears shed with regret. Carol seemed the most upset." Clyde says.

Carol sets flowers down and walks away crying. Lori walks up to the grave

"Whoo! Yeah!" Lori dances cheerfully.

"What's that? You thought Lori was down there? They just burred the gadget. [We pan down to the gadget that was burred] Ha ha! This I swear! [Book closes] Well that ends me tale, straight from me book. Now I gotta go and polish me glasses." Clyde says.