A/N: I can't focus on my CPT so I created this oneshot instead :/

Phineas Flynn created this group.

Phineas Flynn named the group Platychat.

Baljeet Tjinder: Seriously? That's what you came up with?

Phineas Flynn: You guys said I could name it whatever I want!

Baljeet Tjinder: And people say you're the creative one in our friend group.

Isabella Garcia-Shapiro: alright, so what are we thinking for Candace's birthday?

Buford Van Stomm changed Isabella Garcia-Shapiro's name to Salmonella.

Salmonella: not funny Buford

Phineas Flynn: Ferb and I were thinking of redoing the gorilla in a cake thing

Ferb Fletcher: I never agreed to that.

Buford Van Stomm changed Phineas Flynn's name to Bill Cipher.

Buford Van Stomm changed Ferb Fletcher's name to Klazomaniac.

Bill Cipher: How about we convince everyone to pretend she doesn't exist just long enough until her party?

Salmonella: i don't think that's a good idea phineas...

Baljeet Tjinder: Yeah, what if she believes she truly doesn't exist and goes to jump off a volcano or something?

Buford Van Stomm changed Baljeet Tjinder's name to Factboy.

Factboy: Would you stop that Buford?

Buford Van Stomm: Stop what?

Salmonella changed Buford Van Stomm's name to Fugly Goon.

Fugly Goon: that's more of a compliment than an insult, Salmonella

Factboy changed Fugly Goon's name to Earthworm.

Earthworm: I'm disappointed. Years of hanging out with me & that's the best you can come up with?

Klazomaniac changed Earthworm's name to Bloody Pillock.

Bloody Pillock: I don't know what that means but I'll assume that's an insult.

Bloody Pillock: Wait I just googled it. Ha! Gotta try harder than that Fletcher!

Bill Cipher: Guys focus! We're supposed to be planning the surprise party for Candace's 17th birthday

Bill Cipher changed Bloody Pillock's name to Danny DeVito.

Factboy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Klazomaniac: Good one.

Salmonella: THIS! OMG I THINK WE HAVE A WINNER

Bill Cipher: Okay, so do you guys have any suggestions on what we should do?

Factboy: We could invite Candace's favourite band to play for her party

Salmonella: We should have roses and fireflies too! Those always make everything scenic and romantic

Factboy: Someone should also distract Candace for the day in order to keep her out of the backyard while we prepare

Bill Cipher: So far I'm loving the ideas! Ferb you will handle the roses and fireflies

Klazomaniac: I'm on it.

Bill Cipher: Isabella you'll ask Stacy to distract Candace

Salmonella: u got it!

Bill Cipher: Baljeet you'll be in charge of the guests. Can you do that?

Factboy: Sure thing.

Bill Cipher: And I'll handle the band.

Danny DeVito: Hey Phineas, I found a video we can play at the beginning of the party to get people pumped.

Bill Cipher: Sure Buford, let's see it.

Danny DeVito: /dQw4w9WgXcQ

Bill Cipher kicked Danny DeVito out of the group.

A/N: Will I continue adding chapters to this in the future? I don't know. Do I want to? Kinda…