-May 4, 2020-
→ nutpea added Lev to the group.
nutpea 6:37 PM
return to us child
Lev
Why am I friends with you guys
nutpea
because there's like one girl your age who lives near us
Lev
Wait there's someone my age who lives near us
nutpea
yes which you'd know if you went outside sometime
Lev
You don't go outside though
nutpea
that's fair hayden told me
your mom
yeah don't steal credit for my discovery
tax fraud
she's not a discovery she's a kid
your mom
kid discovery
nutpea
that sounds like some kid superhero name in a show on pbs kids
your mom
Kid Discovery: Discovering the wonders of math and spelling since 2020
tax fraud
i think kid discovery was born before 2020
Lev
Why are you calling her Kid Discovery doesn't she have a name
nutpea
i guess she does but kid discovery is cooler
tax fraud
anyways it would be
Kid Discovery: Discovering the wonders of math and spelling since 2008.
nutpea
how do you know when she was born
tax fraud
the wonders of math
she turned twelve four months ago
your mom
are you implying that she's been discovering the wonders of math and spelling since she was born
tax fraud
yes i am.
Lev
Anyways does she have a discord
So we can add her
tax fraud
i don't think so but i have her phone number
i'm gonna text her and tell her to get discord
dhdjfkdk she asked what her username should be
im telling her kid discovery
she asked why what do i say
whAT DO I SAY
your mom
because hayden thinks it's cool
tax fraud
ydjsiwjfnfnck
this kid is amazing
she said "i don't give a shit what hayden thinks is cool"
nutpea
mood
your mom
hEY
Lev
Just make her get discord
tax fraud
ok i told her to make that her name because i also think it's cool and she said ok
→ tax fraud added Kid Discovery to the group.
Kid Discovery
why am I here?
tax fraud
because
nutpea
because
Lev
Hi
You're around my age
Kid Discovery
ok
am I the youngest still
your mom
yes
Kid Discovery
I don't know who "your mom" is but I hate their username with a passion
tax fraud
dhfjfkdkdk it's hayden
Kid Discovery
why am I not surprised
your mom
should i be offended or-?
Kid Discovery
yes.
Lev
What's your name
← nutpea removed Kid Discovery from the group.
Lev
What the heck Connor
tax fraud
dude what the fuck
your mom
did you just kill Kid Discovery
DM: nutpea and Kid Discovery
nutpea
DOTMT TELL HIM GOUR NAMW
Kid Discovery
what the hell are you trying to say
nutpea
DOTM SAY YOUR NAME
DONT SAY YOUR NAME IN THE GROUP CHAT
Kid Discovery
why
nutpea
because bad things will happen
Kid Discovery
how
nutpea
ok we just don't want lev to know your name because he wants to know and we want to withhold information
Kid Discovery
k then
alright guess I won't tell him my name
nutpea
cool
Kid Discovery
also who are you
nutpea
connor lassiter
Kid Discovery
are you the guy who risa keeps calling a little shit
nutpea
i mean probably
→ nutpea added Kid Discovery to the group.
tax fraud
dude what did you remove her for
nutpea
had to make sure she wouldn't say her name
just to fuck with lev
Lev
Screw you
nutpea
what kind of language is that
Lev
I'm not a child I can say screw you
Screw you screw you
Kid Discovery
you said he's older than me?
Lev
Screw you
Actually no I'm sorry I'm sorry
Kid Discovery
sigh
…
you're forgiven
Lev
thank you
nutpea
i ship it
Lev
Ew
Kid Discovery
ew
tax fraud
where'd hayden go
what the fuck he's screaming "I SHALL AVENGE THEE, KID DISCOVERY" while running down our street covered in primary colors
Lev
I can hear it
Kid Discovery
me too i think lmao-
nutpea
rip i live at the far end of the street and can't hear him
wait
there he is
he really just flung red blue and yellow tempera paint all over himself and ran
tax fraud
no he's got a bedsheet cape too
Kid Discovery
it matches the aesthetic
blue bedsheet
and KD in red and yellow on the back of it
Lev
I can hear at least three dogs barking at him
tax fraud
should we tell him connor added kid discovery back
nutpea
nah