Screen Title: #TextingRevenge

Sam and Cat are watching some iCarly clips on Sam's computer with Butler and Dice

Butler: You were so great on the iCarly webshow.

Sam: Thanks.

Cat: I'm surprised you got to see iCarly.

Butler: Why's that?

Dice: Your mom's insane and forced you to do that texting competition for 3 years.

Butler: I'll give you that. But I still watched iCarly.

Cat: I feel sorry for you.

Butler: It's fine.

Sam: You don't think she'll get revenge do you?

Dice: We haven't seen her since July of 2013.

Cat: Yeah so I'll doubt she'll come back for revenge.

We cut to Sharon Torso who is throwing darts at a picture of Sam & Cat

Sharon: You're gonna pay for making my son lose that texting competition Samantha Puckett. I'm going to kidnap your stupid roommate for revenge.

Back at Apartment #22

Dice: Hey I'm going to head out.

Butler: Where you going?

Dice: Basketball practice.

Sam: Have fun.

Dice: Thanks.

Dice leaves

Cat: So Butler are you still being forced to do the texting competition?

Butler: Actually no. They banned my mom forever.

Sam: They made the right choice.

Butler: Yeah.

Cat gets up

Cat: Hey I'm going to head out for a little walk.

Sam: Have fun.

Cat: Thanks.

Butler: I'm gonna head to my friend's house. They want me to hang out.

Sam: So I'll be home alone?

Cat: Looks like it.

Sam: Sweet. Have fun, Butler.

Butler: Thanks, Sam.

Cat and Butler leave

Sam: I'm home alone. I haven't been home alone since my iCarly days. And I'm talking to myself.

After Butler heads to his friends house, Cat is still walking and fails to notice Mrs. Torso

Sharon: Sweet there she is. Now to put my revenge into action.

Cat: I love this beautiful weather.

Sharon jumps out

Sharon: Hello Cat!

Cat: You?

Sharon: Did you miss me?

Cat: Hardly. You glued my friend Sam's hand to my foot.

Sharon: My son should have won that competition.

Cat: Well he didn't.

Sharon: Well now I'm taking you hostage for revenge.

Cat: I like to see you try.

At that moment, Sharon uses a bobby pin and Cat is knocked out cold

Sharon: Sorry but you're not going anywhere.

Sharon drags Cat to her car and drives off

Sam is on speaker phone with Freddie and she explains the events of #TextingCompetition

Freddie: Wow that really happened?

Sam: Yep.

Freddie: How did you git your hand off her foot?

Sam: We used water.

Freddie: His mom is more insane than my mom.

Sam: No kidding.

Freddie: Okay I have to go now. Got to get to work.

Sam: Talk to you later, baby.

Freddie: Bye.

Sam: Bye.

Cat's been gone for 4 hours

Sam: Huh Cat's been gone for a long time. I hope she didn't get hurt.

Sam's phone rings and it's an unknown number

Sam: Hello?

Sharon: Hello Samantha!

Sam: Who is this?

Sharon: Hint. My son should have won that competition.

Sam: Oh my god! What do you want Mrs. Torso?

Sharon: I wanted to tell you that I kidnapped your roommate.

Sam: You kidnapped Cat?!

Sharon: You heard me. If you want to see her again, hand over the speedboat you guys won.

Sam: Never!

Sharon: Than Cat doesn't come back.

Sam: GIVE ME BACK MY CAT!

Sharon: No! And good luck finding her! Cause you won't! Sweat on that you blonde headed bastard!

Call ends

Sam: I'M GOING TO KILL THAT BITCH! Don't worry Cat. I'm coming to save you.

Cat is locked up in a 3 way glass door

Cat: Let me out of here!

Sharon: Sure.

Cat: Really?

Sharon: NO!

Cat: Why are you doing this to me?

Sharon: You boobs caused my son to lose the texting competition.

Cat: Why do you care?! You hate speedboats.

Sharon: We were supposed to meet the fucking Vice President!

Cat: You think kidnapping me would help?

Sharon: Yes. I'm keeping you hostage for as long as I want! So get comfy you dumb bitch!

Sharon walks away to celebrate

Meanwhile Sam is on her motorcycle

Sam: Please be okay, Cat. Oh good I'm almost to her location. I'm going to kill you Sharon Torso!

Sam sees a red light but she drives straight flew it and a cop goes after her

Sam: Damn it.

The cop is Mr. Vega

Mr. Vega: Lady are you arrow that you ran a red light?

Sam: I don't care! My friend Cat Valentine got kidnapped.

Mr. Vega: Did you say Cat Valentine?

Sam: Yeah, why?

Mr. Vega: She's friends with my daughters.

Sam: Oh.

Mr. Vega: Do you need a ride?

Sam: Sure. Let me put my motorcycle in your trunk.

Sam puts her bike in the trunk and gets in

Mr. Vega: So who kidnapped her?

Sam: This lady named Sharon Torso.

Mr. Vega: Why did she kidnap Cat?

Sam explains the events of #TextingCompetition

Mr. Vega: She really did that?

Sam: Yep.

Mr. Vega: Oh she is getting executed for assaulting a child.

Sam: I brought my weapon with me.

Mr. Vega: It's just a sock with butter.

Sam: I cab break things with this.

Sam's phone beeps

Mr. Vega: What was that?

Sam: My phone. We're less than a mile to her location.

Back with Cat

Cat: Ugh I'm so bored. Why do all my enemies keep coming back to kidnap me?

Sharon: That's what they do you dumb ass bitch!

Mr. Vega kick opens the door

Mr. Vega: Hold it right there!

Cat: Mr. Vega?

Sam appears

Sharon: You?!

Sam: Hello Sharon.

Mr. Vega: Put your hands behind your back!

Sharon: No, you can't tell me what to do.

Mr. Vega tases Sharon and Sam beats her up with the butter sock

Sam: This is for being an aggressive mother! This is for gluing my hand to Cat's foot! And this is for kidnapping CAT!

Sharon goes down unconscious and Mr. Vega frees Cat

Mr. Vega: Are you okay, Cat?

Cat: Yeah I think so.

Sam: She is the worst person ever.

Mr. Vega: We're going to take her down to execute her.

Cat: Good.

Back at the apartment, Sam's bike is where it is and they are glad that Butler's mom got execuded

Butler: My mom is the worst.

Sam: I know.

Cat: What's going to happen to you Butler?

Butler: Well the cops said that they're going to find a place to adopt me tomorrow.

Sam: That's nice.

Butler: Hopefully they'll be better than you know who.

Sam: Me too.

Cat: Sam, thanks so much for saving me from Mrs. Torso.

Sam: You're welcome, Cat. You'd do the same for me.

Cat: I'm so glad we're friends.

Sam: Me too, kid. Me too.

Note: This serves as a sequel to the Sam & Cat episode #TextingCompetition since Mrs. Torso is getting her revenge

Note #2: Freddie's voice is heard but he doesn't physically appear

Note #3: Officer Vega from Victorious makes a special cameo appearance

Note #4: Despite the word texting being in the title, there is no texting at all in the story