Description: So Marinette is not as... harsh as the perspective in this poem, so let's be honest, it's me venting my frustrations. If I could yell at Lila Rossi, this is what I'd say.

Disclaimer: I don't own Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir.

Pretty Little Liar

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Oh no!

Pretty little victim,

Don't know what to do!

Will anybody listen

to poor little you?

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All the pitiful little pleas.

Like you didn't just lie with ease.

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Give me a break.

You're such a fake.

Each and every telltale sign

Proves this is your own design.

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You're shameless.

Taking every opportunity to hammer in how blameless you are.

You're a liar.

I'm surprised your pants aren't ashes considering how on fire they are.

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You break every rule,

Crush every dream,

and at the end of the day

Your victims give you an apology!

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Like a spider in your web,

You weave every situation,

Exploiting everyone's

hopes and frustrations.

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And they don't even see it!

no matter how you hurt them,

You manage to not be it ;

The reason for their problem.

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You hurt everyone then turn around and cry,

Saying you didn't mean it and how you'd "never lie."

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You act so scared,

so breakable and unprepared,

When in reality those tears fall unnaturally from a face twisted so callously

into a secret smirk diabolically aimed at the people you metaphorically maimed.

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Oh! but you "never meant to hurt anyone!"

You can't help what you haven't done!

You're so patient with these petty girlies

Who blame you unfairly for their insecurities!

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You know every single celebrity.

World leaders are ordinary company.

You're such a champion of the people in need.

The kittens you've saved and the homeless you feed.

What else? Oh right.

Your second cousin is a princess, so technically you're royalty.

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Give me a break. You're such a fake!

Get out of my way; don't make me say it again.

I will not tolerate this ridiculous charade called "friend."

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I don't care what you do.

I won't go along with a shrew like you.

Ruin my reputation,

Make a compilation

of all my secret evil deeds,

Of all the evil on which my soul feeds.

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Pretty little liar.

Pathetic little crier.

But what goes around comes around.

Don't forget that.

You hear that quickly advancing sound?

It's called karma and payback.

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Run, run as fast as you can!

Soon you'll run out of a plausible plan,

And it'll finally catch up to you.

The things that are true always do.

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So I was reading Ladybug fanfic, and Lila was irritating me SO MUCH! Ugh. So when I finished the fanfic (at 4:22 AM, yes, I know I have a problem!), I wrote this poem to vent my frustrations. It was cathartic to write, and I hope it was cathartic to read.

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