Young Jim: Reading his story book "Muahaha! I'm too smart to be three years old."
Sarah: "Jim! You snotty nosed bugger! Why are you still awake?"
Young Jim: "Shut the hell up, crone!"
Sarah: "You little prat!" Starts choking Young Jim
Young Jim: "GAAACK! AAAACK!"
10 Years Later
Jim: Riding his Solar Surfer "WHEEEEEEEEE!"
Robo Cops: "You have the right to be silent."
Jim: "I choose to waive that right. BLAAAAHAAAA!"
The Benbow Inn
Mrs Dunwoodie: "Missus Hawkins!"
Sarah: Sighs "I know, Missus Diddily-"
Mrs Dunwoodie: "Missus DUNWOODIE, Sarah!"
Sarah: "Whatever. Hullo Delbert!"
Delbert: "What's hanging, Homie-G?"
Sarah: "Delbert, that got old three months ago."
Delbert: "Pfft! You're just so jealous that I'm cooler than you!" Arranges cutlery.
Cops: Burst in through the front door. "Missus Hawkins"
Sarah: "JIM! YOU LITTLE ASS MONKEY!" Throws a plate at him.
Jim: "OUCH! FUCK, MOM!"
Sarah: Starts choking Jim.
Jim: "AAAAACK! GAAAAAAAACK!"
Outside
Space craft crashes
Jim: Points and laughs.
Billy Bones: "Shut up! Haaack! Cooough!"
Jim: "Got a summer cold?"
Billy: "Nah...took a Viagra and it got stuck in me throat."
Jim: "Ew!"
Billy: "I'm choooking! Gaaaaah!"
Jim: Helps Billy.
Benbow Inn
Delbert and Sarah: Making out.
Jim: Walks in. "HOLY MOTHER OF GAWD!"
Sarah: "JIM! Do you ever knock? You can keep it, only if you clean up after it..."
Jim: "MOM! He's hurt!" Drops Billy.
Billy: "OUCH!"
Jim: "Sorry man, but you're really heavy."
Billy: "COUGH! HACK!"
Delbert: "Do you need a glass of water of something?"
Billy: "Gaaack! Cooough!"
Delbert: "Gawd, COVER YOUR MOUTH OR WE'RE ALL GONNA CATCH IT!"
Jim: "Delbert! He's choking on a Viagra and he's carrying this wierd little chest that's sure gonna create a plot twist!"
Billy: "He'll be a comin' soon!" Opens chest and throws the package at Jim.
Jim: Gets hit in the eye. "OUCH!"
Billy: "That's for droppin' me, boy! GAAAAAACK!" Croaks.
Sarah: "Ew."
Pirates: Kick open the door. "Here's JOHNNY!"
Delbert: "C'mon!" Runs up the stairs.
Sara and Jim: Follow.
Delbert: Shoves Jim and Sarah out the window.
Delilah: "NARF!"
Delbert: "HYA! HYA!"