Young Jim: Reading his story book "Muahaha! I'm too smart to be three years old."

Sarah: "Jim! You snotty nosed bugger! Why are you still awake?"

Young Jim: "Shut the hell up, crone!"

Sarah: "You little prat!" Starts choking Young Jim

Young Jim: "GAAACK! AAAACK!"

Jim: Riding his Solar Surfer "WHEEEEEEEEE!"

Robo Cops: "You have the right to be silent."

Jim: "I choose to waive that right. BLAAAAHAAAA!"

The Benbow Inn

Mrs Dunwoodie: "Missus Hawkins!"

Sarah: Sighs "I know, Missus Diddily-"

Mrs Dunwoodie: "Missus DUNWOODIE, Sarah!"

Sarah: "Whatever. Hullo Delbert!"

Delbert: "What's hanging, Homie-G?"

Sarah: "Delbert, that got old three months ago."

Delbert: "Pfft! You're just so jealous that I'm cooler than you!" Arranges cutlery.

Cops: Burst in through the front door. "Missus Hawkins"

Sarah: "JIM! YOU LITTLE ASS MONKEY!" Throws a plate at him.

Jim: "OUCH! FUCK, MOM!"

Sarah: Starts choking Jim.

Jim: "AAAAACK! GAAAAAAAACK!"

Outside

Space craft crashes

Jim: Points and laughs.

Billy Bones: "Shut up! Haaack! Cooough!"

Jim: "Got a summer cold?"

Billy: "Nah...took a Viagra and it got stuck in me throat."

Jim: "Ew!"

Billy: "I'm choooking! Gaaaaah!"

Jim: Helps Billy.

Benbow Inn

Delbert and Sarah: Making out.

Jim: Walks in. "HOLY MOTHER OF GAWD!"

Sarah: "JIM! Do you ever knock? You can keep it, only if you clean up after it..."

Jim: "MOM! He's hurt!" Drops Billy.

Billy: "OUCH!"

Jim: "Sorry man, but you're really heavy."

Billy: "COUGH! HACK!"

Delbert: "Do you need a glass of water of something?"

Billy: "Gaaack! Cooough!"

Delbert: "Gawd, COVER YOUR MOUTH OR WE'RE ALL GONNA CATCH IT!"

Jim: "Delbert! He's choking on a Viagra and he's carrying this wierd little chest that's sure gonna create a plot twist!"

Billy: "He'll be a comin' soon!" Opens chest and throws the package at Jim.

Jim: Gets hit in the eye. "OUCH!"

Billy: "That's for droppin' me, boy! GAAAAAACK!" Croaks.

Sarah: "Ew."

Pirates: Kick open the door. "Here's JOHNNY!"

Delbert: "C'mon!" Runs up the stairs.

Sara and Jim: Follow.

Delbert: Shoves Jim and Sarah out the window.

Delilah: "NARF!"

Delbert: "HYA! HYA!"