ATM: The Bonehead and the Brain – The Black Heart Diaries

After her movie with John Cena and the Rock becomes a Hollywood hit Sasha Banks pitches a web series called the Black Heart Diaries and offers Bayley the lead role based on her diary.

Chapter One – Before You Say "I Do"

Harvard University, Cambridge, Massachusetts, 10am

Alexa Bliss headed for the science lab where Hayworth's ex-girlfriend was still working. She was hoping to catch Miss Alexander before she left campus; after finding that she was responsible for what happened to Sasha back in New York City, the Blissful One had to check in to make sure things were back to normal with the now single scientist. Being dumped affects people in different ways and clearly judging by what happened in New York City, Miss Alexander was not taking being dumped very well at all.

There was another reason for Alexa Bliss' visit; Miss Alexander was a huge Sasha Banks fan who had access to the most deadliest spiders in the world.

After walking around and seeing no sign of a tall blond in a crisp white lab coat Alexa was about to accept that she wasn't around and turned to head back to the campus exit when she bumped into the tall blond in the crisp white lab coat.

"What are you doing here?" Miss Alexander asked Alexa Bliss moodily.

"Been to New York lately?" Alexa Bliss asked her as Miss Alexander admired Alexa's black leather jacket.

"Nice jacket, did your boyfriend pick it out for you? What's his name again, Seth Rollins?" Miss Alexander said sarcastically and Alexa furrowed her brow.

"Seth is not my boyfriend he's my boy, there's a difference. Having a boyfriend isn't the most important thing in the world Miss Alexander, it's okay to be single," Alexa Bliss said gently and Miss Alexander laughed.

"How would you know? You've been flying around with that Seth kid for months, you guys are virtually dating," Miss Alexander said.

"We're just friends, you can be just friends with a guy it doesn't have to mean anything romantic. Maybe you should give it a try it might help you get over your ex-boyfriend. Rebound City is a real place trust me I've been there but if you don't focus on the last guy you were with you can get out of it with no scars," Alexa Bliss said.

"Why are you giving me dating advice Alexa Bliss? Didn't Hayworth's father put you on a list of eligibles so you could start dating again?" Miss Alexander said and Bliss nodded.

"He sure did and I have been dating but that was only after I left Rebound City. My friendship with Seth helped prepare me so when I left Rebound City I didn't carry any baggage into my next relationship," Alexa explained.

"So did you make a list of eligibles for me?" Miss Alexander asked Alexa.

"You're not ready to start dating yet and that's why I'm here. I know what you did to Bayley Miss Alexander, why did you do that to her? You nearly got her killed, not to mention what you did to Sasha Banks. What the Hell were you thinking pulling a stunt like that, aren't your parents Christians?" Alexa asked Miss Alexander.

"Yeah they are and look where that got me; it got me a first class ticket to Ex-Girlfriend Country, so I thought I'd have a little fun at Bayley's expense. She got so much attention from all of you guys, she even got Hayworth to think about dating her. So I decided to do what you all failed to do and that was to get rid of her once and for all," Miss Alexander said evilly then she sighed with frustration. "Clearly the spell didn't work otherwise you wouldn't be here right now looking at me like I was crazy. I guess your best friend Seth Rollins figured out that I cast the spell,"

"Yeah and it was a good thing he did otherwise it would be you going to Hell instead of Bayley. Witchcraft is illegal in Christendom and you could end up in more trouble than you've ever been before in your life. You only did that because Hayworth dumped you, you don't care about Bayley that's just an excuse because you can't deal with the fact that you're in Rebound City," Alexa Bliss said. "Just forget about Hayworth, you're such a talented scientist look at all the work you've done with the research lab here at Harvard. Surely you don't need to define yourself by your relationships? You have so much to offer the world! Trust me being single is a gift and when the right guy comes along you'll be ready and you won't mess it up because of your post-Hayworth mental disorder," Alexa Bliss said.

"Are you here to convert me or something because I can read the Bible with my eyes closed. Hayworth broke my heart and I was fine before I met him and if it wasn't for Bayley we would be together right now, so excuse me if I stay in Rebound City. It gives me the excuse to keep doing more crazy stuff and if you think what I did to Sasha is bad, you wait til you see what I got planned before the year is out," Miss Alexander said and Alexa Bliss knew the DX family were in trouble and the only way to get them out of trouble was to get Miss Alexander out of Rebound City as soon as possible.

"What are you planning Miss Alexander, does it involve Blinky, Summer and Justice?" Alexa Bliss said. "Those little spiders are innocent they don't deserve to be part of your evil plan to get back at Hayworth for dumping you!"

"Blinky, Summer and Justice are my spiders and they are the only friends I've got. Screw you, screw Seth and screw the entire DX family!" Miss Alexander said furiously and she stormed off leaving Alexa Bliss in a cloud of post breakup dust.

Alexa Bliss sighed, "Why are breakups so hard?" she wondered. If a beautiful scientist like Miss Alexander could end up in Rebound City, the whole country was in danger. "Is there anything scarier than an angry 6'ft blond with a degree from Harvard University, oh and who just so happens to own three of the most deadliest spiders in the world?! I don't think so, I gotta get those spiders away from her,"

She looked at her cell-phone and saw that she had a message from AJ Styles. "Sorry AJ I'm going to have to cancel our date, again. There's trouble at Harvard and this girl from Ohio is going to get a first class degree in Rebound City Psychosis!" She sent the text to AJ and called the cutest guy to hang around with now that Seth was chillin' at the Fords in Orlando. "Finn, are you at Harvard yet? You are? Good. There's a severely pissed off blond heading your way, make sure she doesn't leave without seeing you,"

"I'm pretty hard to miss," Finn Balor said as a barrage of women flocked over to him, some knew him and some didn't, all they knew was that he was cute and definitely worth speaking to.

"Hi!" the women all said to him but as soon as he saw the tall blond in the crisp white lab coat he pushed through the women and stood right in front of her.

"What do you want Finn? I told Alexa I don't want anything to do with DX or their roster," Miss Alexander said.

Finn smiled at Miss Alexander, "First of all I'm not on the DX roster. I thought you might let me take you out for a drink? I'd love to know more about your work with the Pentagon. Whadya say, fancy spending the evening with this Irish stud?" he asked her and Miss Alexander shook her head.

"I'm working late tonight," she responded.

"Fancy an early lunch?" Finn persisted. "Come on you're too smart to turn down a cutie like me,"

As Miss Alexander stumbled over her words Finn looked up at the campus site and saw Alexa Bliss giving him the thumbs up from the campus entrance. She had taken the spiders from the lab and was heading back to Orlando with them to keep them safe until Miss Alexander was back in her right mind. Whenever that was...

Performance Center, Orlando, FL, 2pm

Alexa Bliss hurried over to Hunter and Shawn's office. The DX founder was having lunch with HBK and he almost fell over his waste paper bin when he saw Alexa coming towards him.

"I got the spiders boss!" Alexa Bliss said giving Hunter the box with Blinky, Summer and Justice in it.

"Give me that, oh thank you Alexa! I got the spiders with me now they'll be safe from my son's crazy ex-girlfriend!" Hunter said and he kissed Bliss on the head.

"What is it with you Helmsleys and women? You have the worst breakups in the world!" Alexa Bliss said.

"Its inherited; breaking up with a Helmsley is like losing the sensation in your leg from sitting down too much; you go numb for awhile but eventually, the feeling comes back," Hunter said and Shawn nodded.

"He's referring to Stephanie, she's still in love with him even though she's been married to Jeff Hardy for the last few years," Shawn said. "That's why she's trying so hard to get NXT away from us, it's her way of telling Hunter that she wants to get back with him and Jeff's oblivious to her true intentions,"

"Well that won't be the case for long, not if Bianca Belair has anything to do with it. You know she's got the Gift of Trust now right? She knows things that people have kept secret, including Stephanie's true feelings for the Game," Alexa Bliss said and Shawn nodded delighted.

"Now that's what I call an ace in the hole, imagine having a woman with a Gift like that on our side? Seth better look after her," Hunter said and Shawn frowned at the mention of Seth Rollins.

"Seth's having a baby, looking after Belair is the last thing on his mind," HBK said.

"Actually Belair is the only thing on his mind, Trish told him to look after her while he's spending time away from Sasha. He's been assigned to her," Alexa Bliss said and she watched nervously as Hunter kissed Blinky, Summer and Justice. "Aren't you scared that you might get bitten?" she asked Hunter wearily.

"Not a chance, Miss Alexander may have brought these deadly spiders into the country but I am their real father," Hunter declared as the spiders tickled his nose.

"Careful Blinky you don't wanna get caught up in there!" Shawn said and he finished his lunch and stood up to leave.

"Hey we got work to do here where are you going?" Hunter asked Shawn. "You haven't even greeted my spiders, say hello to Uncle Shawn guys,"

The deadly spiders waved at Shawn who waved back, "I gotta go see Seth Rollins. I need to have a little talk with him about his marriage,"

"I heard Randy Orton really let him have it about marrying the Boss. Randy has the sensitivity of a rock," Hunter said. "He's right though, I told Seth marrying Sasha was a bad idea. She's too high maintenance for him,"

"I don't think that's True. It was Amy that showed me how good they would be as a couple, this separation isn't their fault it's because of what's happening with Bayley and Stephanie. They're attacking Seth and Sasha and its working, all Sasha needs is encouragement which is what LC and Cameron are giving her in LA. I'm going to do my part and remind Seth that Bianca Belair is not his backup plan,"

Alexa Bliss looked at Hunter, "Do you think Seth's thinking about a backup plan? Of all people you know Seth's thresh-hold. Has he reached it yet?"

"Hell no, Bianca's no fool she'll beat him senseless if he even tries to break up his own marriage. Why do you think I asked him to mentor her in the first place? He needs to be around women who could potentially kick his ass if required, she's not a fan girl like you Bliss," Hunter said.

"But you know she meets Seth's basic requirements, as bad-ass as she is, she's a lot like Sasha.
She's a hot black chick with abs for days," Alexa Bliss said.

"Which is why I'm going over to see him. I'll be back before you're ready to leave Hunter," Shawn said and he left for the Fords' house.

"Don't worry I got Bliss to keep me company, tell me about Miss Alexander? Has she gone completely crazy now that my son's moved on and left her at Harvard all by herself?" Hunter asked Bliss who tapped her fingers on Hunter's table.

"Let's just say she's been invited to join a very exclusive club," Alexa Bliss said. "You might know a guy by the name of Finn Balor,"

Hunter reclined back in his chair and exhaled impressed, "Whoa, she doesn't stand a chance!" he said and Alexa Bliss nodded knowing that Finn Balor was going to make Miss Alexander value having boys as friends instead of boyfriends.