The episode opened with Chris lounging on a sun chair at the dock of shame with an intern giving him a pedicure. "Last time, on Total Drama Island!" The camera cut to a shot of all twenty-four campers at the campfire pit, awaiting their team assignments, then to the scenes at the cabin's, and finally lunch with the hulking Chef. "Twenty-four campers have signed up to spend eight weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp, then have to face the judgment of their fellow campers."

"How do they look sir?" The intern asks wanting to stop with the pedicure.

"Hush" Chris replies as the intern went back to giving him a pedicure, "Anyways who will be voted out first find out right here on Total Drama Island!"


The camera faded to more shots of the camp, beginning with a picture of a bird feeding its hatchlings, in the nest was another camera pointed at the birds. "Every moment will be caught on one of the hundreds of cameras," an out-of-place totem pole with a camera haphazardly taped to the top, "Situated all over the camp, who will crumble under the pressure? Find out right, here, on Total! Drama! Island!" Chris exclaims as he stood on the dock.

The music begins showing cameras appearing out of random places around Camp Wawanakwa.

(Dear Mom and Dad I'm doing fine...you guys are on my mind)

The camera goes past the dock of shame where Chris and Chef are fighting...Chef then kicks Chris in the groin and walks off...the camera then goes up and over a waterfall and into the water where Kenny and Monika are seen sitting in a life raft facing one another. They are about to kiss when the camera moves upwards where Timmy and Merida are seen jumping off the cliff into the water below drenching Kenny and Monika in water interrupting them before they can kiss. The aftershock from the splash also knocks Kenny overboard

(You ask me what I wanted to be and I think the answer is plain to see…I wanna be famous)

The camera then zooms to the forest where Alfred and Natalya are seen climbing a tree as Alfred wants to show her something cool he found however Natalya loses her footing and falls however before she hits the ground Alfred jumps off his branch and land on the ground and then safely catches her in his arms making her blush immensely. Bella is seen nearby happily playing with a bunny when the bunny suddenly out of nowhere attacks Bella.

(I wanna live close to the sun...pack your bag cause I've already won)

The camera then zooms to another waterfall where Abigail and Trixie are in a canoe having a slap fight Before they can attempt to kill each other they go over the waterfall crashing. They land on top of Stan who was sitting in the grass and sighing miserably.

(There's nothing getting in my way I'll get there one day...I wanna be famous)

The camera then zooms to the mess-hall where Dexter and Irwin are seen tied up awaiting Chef's nasty food with a look of pure terror on their faces. The camera then pans over to the left where Phoebe is seen flicking a lighter on and off and staring at the flames as she ignores Kirito who is sitting next to her on her right as he talks on and on about himself.

(Na, Na, Na, Na, Na)

The camera then zooms back to The Dock of Shame where Eric and Kyle who are seen in a fistfight with each other beating the shit out of one another as Wendy and Alison who are seen lounging on a beach chair looks on in a very disapproving way. The camera then moves to the end of the dock where Marceline is seen headbanging and pumping her fist. She then trips on a loose board and ends up in Bubba's arms as he catches her before she can fall. She looks up at him and smiles causing him to blush.

(I wanna be...I wanna be...I wanna be famous...I wanna be…I wanna be...I wanna be famous...*whistling begins*)

The camera then zooms to the bonfire where Elsa is seen reading as Aido sits down next to her...she then looks up at him as he smiles at her. She then glares at him and turns away blushing as he put his hand up to her cheek turning her face back to him. They are about to kiss when Dee-Dee appears giving them a hug freaking them both out...the camera then pans out revealing the rest of the cast sitting around the bonfire looking nervous as Chris and Chef chuckle evilly. The logo then appears and the camera fades out.


The camera fades back in as the contestants are all seen standing on the cliff looking over the edge. They are all in their swimsuits. Alison is wearing a designer black bikini, Timmy is wearing pink swim trunks. Trixie is wearing a light pink bikini, Hanabusa is wearing a white wetsuit and goggles, Elsa is wearing an icy blue one piece, Dexter is wearing a white short-sleeve tee-shirt, electric green swim trunks and electric green swim goggles on his head, Eric is wearing blue swim trunks, Kyle is wearing green swim trunks, Merida is wearing a backless white one piece, Dee-Dee is wearing a hot pink bikini with white polkadots, Monika is wearing a green off-the shoulder long-sleeve one piece, Irwin is wearing a white tee-shirt and blue swimming trunks, Stan is wearing blue swim trunks with red trim, Bella is wearing a dark grey tank top and sky blue shorts, Natalya is wearing a one piece with Belerusian flag as a design and a black ankle-length mesh skirt, Alfred is wearing American flag swimming trunks and he took off his glasses, Abigail is wearing a deep blue print bikini, Kirito is wearing black swim trunks, Kenny is wearing orange swim trunks and he also removed his glasses, Wendy is wearing a dark violet bikini, Bubba is wearing hot pink swim trunks and a light pink tee-shirt, Phoebe is wearing a red one-piece, Matthew is wearing white swimming trunks with red maple leafs on them and he also removed his glasses and Marceline is wearing a blood red bikini and still carrying her parasol. Timmy is seen staring gaga at Trixie in her swimsuit and slightly drooling only to have Kyle smack him in the back of the head regaining his attention.

Okay!" Chris announced as the camera panned left to show him standing next to a crate as well as the other campers. "Today's challenge is threefold! Your first task is to jump off this one-thousand-foot high cliff, into the lake."

"Piece of cake." Marceline says with confidence.

"If you look down, you will see two target areas." Chris continued off-screen, prompting Kenny and Monika, who are standing next to him to look down at the water. The view switched to a top-down shot of the water below, showing a large semi-circle of buoys at the base of the cliff which enclosed a much smaller floating ring. "The wider area represents the part of the lake that we have stocked with," a trio of dorsal fins were shown circling at the surface of the lake, "psychotic," Chris chuckled as one of the fish jumped out of the water to snap at nothing, "man-eating sharks!"

Several shots of the campers looking down at the danger that awaited them were shown as Chris continued to explain the challenge – first Finn and Merida who were smiling, "Inside that area is a safe zone," then Dee-Dee who was staring at a butterfly next to Bella who is sighing miserably, "That's your target area, which we're pretty sure is shark-free!"

"Umm, can you say that again?" Elsa asks nervously. The camera cut back to a smiling Chris, who ignored her and continued speaking.

"For each member of your team that jumps and actually...survives, there will be a crate of supplies waiting below." The camera quick-panned to two stacks of crates already piled on the beach. "Inside each crate, are supplies that you'll need for the second part of the challenge...building a hot tub!" the shot changed to a close-up of the object in question, zooming out to reveal it in its entirety and accompanied by a jingle reminiscent of a game show. The camera cut back to the grinning host. "The team with the best one gets to have a wicked hot tub party tonight!" Chris pointed at the camera.

The view changed to a lonely pair of suitcases sitting on the edge of the dock at sunset. "The losers," the music turned slightly sinister, "will be sending someone home." The shot changed back to Chris once more. "Let's see...Screaming Gophers! You're up first!"

The view changed to a shot from below of Bella looking down at the water. "Oh wow, that's a long drop! So, uh, who wants to go first?"

Crickets were played over shots of both teams as nobody made moves to volunteer. "It can't be that bad, right?" Bella says from amongst the bass. "I mean, these shows make the interns test everything beforehand, right?"


A ripple effect signaled the transition to footage of Chris and Chef at the top of the cliff, the larger man sporting purple board shorts and an orange swim tube. "We need to test the stunts first!" Chris exclaims. "You know that!"

"Do I look like an intern?" Chef asks in a close-up.

"No," the host replies as the camera switched to him, "but the ones we had are all in the hospital. Come on just jump it you big chicken!" He made a few clucking noises.

"I don't get paid enough for this man..." Chef says, snapping his swim goggles over his eyes. He hopped off the cliff, and screamed all the way down.

The buoys of the target area were shown, before the camera quickly panned left to where Chef landed, well outside the smaller circle. "Hey! I made it!" Chef panted once he'd surfaced. "I made it man!" The view switched again, this time showing Chef's legs dangling below the surface of the lake from the point-of-view of something approaching the large man. The background music took a foreboding tone as the shot switched back to a close-up of Chef. "Somethin' just brushed by my foot!" he says in a panic, whipping around to try and catch a glimpse of what lurked beneath the waves. The shot zoomed out to show a shark fin swimming just behind Chef. "Hey Chris, man! Somethin' ain't right down here!"

He briefly disappeared below the water before jumping clear out of it, swimming away and yelling unintelligibly as a shark chased him.

The camera cut back to Chris at the top of the cliff, writing something on a clipboard. "Well! That seems safe enough." He walked away, and the scene rippled back to the present challenge.


Elsa approached the cliff first. She looked over the edge a little nervous but her nerves wouldn't stop her from completing this challenge. Hanabusa walked up behind her.

"What's the matter, too scared to jump?" He asks her with a charming smile her causing her to glare harshly at him which he doesn't notice, "Do you want me to jump with you?" he asks her.

"No" she spats at him, "I was just taking a moment to plan how I was going to execute my jump, dearie" Elsa says as she turns away from him doing a swan dive into the safe zone.


*static*

Elsa is seen with a look of annoyance on her face as she sits down and crosses her arms.

"Ughh that egotistical prick just infuriates me so much" she says as she shakes her head in disgust before stopping as she uncrosses her arms, "Just who the hell does he think he is talking to me like i'm some helpless damsel that needs saving" she says as she balls her hands into fists and glares at the camera, "I swear I will make him regret treating me like that" she says as determination fills her eyes and voice as she un-balls her fists.

*static*

Hanabusa is seen with a look of shock on his face as he sits down and places his hands on his knees.

"So she's still not settled in yet, I see" he says as he gives the camera a small smile, "Hopefully after the challenge she'll be more open to having a discussion" he says as a look of uncertainty appears in his eyes.

*static*


Hanabusa jumped next also landing in the safe zone. His dive was very graceful and lets say some of the girls were staring. Alison then approached the cliff next.

"Wish me luck" she called smiling towards her team as she jumped off the cliff performing a perfect swan dive landing in the safe zone.

Phoebe approaches the cliff next and looks over the edge with slight nervousness. She then takes a deep breath.

"Okay, let's get this over with" she says as she jumps and lands in the safe-zone before resurfacing.

"Okay, I jumped get me out of this water now!" she exclaims as the boat comes to bring her to shore. Kirito, Matthew and Merida jump next and also land in the safe zone. Stan jumped next landing in the safe zone. Irwin approaches the cliff with a look of terror on his face. Before he can say anything he is roughly shoved off the cliff as he screams as he falls landing in the safe zone. The camera then reveals that is was Stan who pushed him.

"He wouldn't have jumped if I didn't push him" Stan simply comments as he notices his teammates looks of shock. Before they can say anything he jumps and lands in the safe zone as well followed by Monika who also lands in the safe zone. Kenny who approaches the edge next looks over terrified.

"No way i'm terrified of heights" Kenny says.

"It okay you don't have to jump" Chris says making Kenny smile. "But by not jumping that makes you a chicken and you have to wear this chicken hat all day". Chris then put the chicken hat on Kenny's head.

"Dude for real, aw man" Kenny complained as his shoulder slumped in defeat.

"The chicken path down is over there." He leads Kenny to what appeared, to be the top of an escalator. Wendy was last to jump however as she was about jump, Kenny tripped over a rock as he was walking behind her, colliding into her and sending them both over the cliff. While she landed in the safe zone, Kenny was not so lucky as he hit every single rock on the way down before smacking hard into the water sinking down.

"Yeouch that's gotta hurt" Chris commented from atop the cliff.


*static*

Wendy is seen sitting down with her arms crossed and a glare on her face.

"Did Kenny really just push me off a *Bleep*ing cliff!" she exclaims as she uncrosses her arms and throws them up in the air angrily before putting them back down so that her hands rested on the seat as she schools her features into a mild scowl, "If we lose he is so going home!" she exclaims anger clear in her voice.

*static*


The camera then focuses on the save zone as Kenny resurfaces.

"I'm okay" He called as the sharks began coming after him. He screamed and tried to swim away but they kept following him. A minute later one shark eats him whole.

"Oh! My! God! They killed Kenny" Stan exclaims from down on the beach in shock.

"You! BASTARDS!" Kyle exclaims from the top of the cliff as he shakes his left fist in anger at the shark who ate Kenny.

"NOOOO!" Monika cries as she falls to her knees in despair not noticing the stares of some of her teammates. The camera then pans to the content shark who then begins to gag. A second later the shark vomits up Kenny who apparently grabbed onto its uvula. A now puked covered Kenny begins swimming towards the shore. The camera then cut back to Chris on top of the cliff smiling at the camera.

"Will Kenny get eaten by sharks…oh and since he originally refused to jump i'm still counting him as a chicken…find out what happens after the break" Chris says as the camera faded to black.


[Commercial Break]


The camera faded back in at the top of the mountain as the Killer Bass were next to jump. Chris turned and faced who was left.

"Okay who's going next?" he asks with a smile on his faces as the camera pans over to the Bass as Kyle then turns to his team with a determined look on his face.

"Okay look I don't want to lose this challenge so everyone has to jump..." Kyle says placing his hands on his hips as a commanding tone laces his voice.

"Typical just like back home" Eric says as he rolls his eyes in annoyance as he crosses his arms, "You ganging up on me to try and make me do something completely insane" Eric spats as he sends Kyla a fierce glare.

"I was just trying to motivate everyone" Kyle returns with an angry glare, "I don't see you doing anything fat-ass" he adds as Eric growls at him.


*static*

Kyle is seen standing up with an annoyed look on his face as he face-palms with his left hand.

"So i'm trying to make the team realize that if we don't all jump then we're gonna lose but of course fat-ass has to argue with me" he says as he lowers his left hand and glares at the camera, "He needs to learn that he can't just argue with every *Bleep*ing idea someone has" he says as he crosses his arms angrily.

*static*

Eric is seen with a look of annoyance on his face as he sits down and crosses his arms.

"This is bullcrap" he exclaims angrily as he glares angrily at the camera.

*static*


As Kyle and Eric were having an angry stare off Natalya stepped up to the cliff next with a look of annoyance on her face, "Let's get this over vith" she says before jumping. She landed perfectly in the safe zone. Alfred then jumped next with an excited "Whoo-hoo". He landed in the safe zone right beside her. As he resurfaced Natalya couldn't help but stare as the water dripped down his muscular arms, chest and abbs.


*static*

Natalya is seen sitting down with a dreamy smile on her face as she laces her fingers together in her lap.

"God, he is so *Bleep*ing beautifully handsome, especially vhen he's vet!" she exclaims as sighs happily before she realizes what she just says as her eyes widen and she smacks herself in the head with her left hand, "Vhy did I just say that, I have no interest in that idiot" she says before she begins blushing as she lowers her hand and gives the camera a nervous look, "He von't see this right?" she asks as she begins hugging herself.

*static*


Natalya was still stuck in her trance when Alfred noticed and with a look of confusion on his face as he turns to her as he waves his right hand in her face.

"Dudette you okay?" Alfred asks worry lacing his voice, snapping Natalya out of it making her blink.

"Vhat?' Natalya asks as she shakes her head in confusion before stopping.

"I asked if you were okay Nat, you were just staring at me like you were in a trance or something" Alfred replies with a look of concern on his face making Natalya blush fiercely.

"O-oh r-right...y-yeah i-im f-fine a-and I-I v-vasn't s-staring a-at y-you i-idiot I-I v-vas s-staring a-at t-the s-sun" Natalya stuttered nervously as she tries to look anywhere but his face

"The sun?" Alfred asks in confusion, "Nat, hasn't anyone ever told that staring at the sun isn't good for your eyes?" Alfred asks her still concerned for her well-being as he places his right hand on her left shoulder.

"I think so, I can't seem to remember right now" Natalya mutters turning her head from Alfred as she blushes.


*static*

Natalya is seen repeatedly stabbing her large butcher's knife into the left wall of the confessional.

*static*

Alfred is seen with a worried look on his face as he sits down and places his hands on his knees.

"Nat really shouldn't be staring at the sun" he says as he shakes his head in slight confusion before stopping, "She could really hurt her eyes like that" he says concern lacing his voice, "It would suck to see my favorite sidekick get hurt" he says as he frowns with concern.

*static*


The camera cut back to the top of the cliff Bella approached the edge next. She stares over the edge with a dreamy smile on her face as she stares up at the sky as clouds pass by her.

"Edward" she says as she closes her eyes and quickly jumps off the cliff landing in the safe zone.


*static*

Bella is seen with a smile on her face as she sits down and places her hands on the seat.

"The reason I was able to jump off the cliff so easily, is that I wanted to see Edward" she says as she lifts her left hand up and moves a strand of hair out of her left eye, "I used tp go cliff-diving all the time back in La Push so it's not that much of a challenge for me" she says before sighing sadly as she hugs herself, "Except I didn't see Edward this time" she says as she begins to tear up.

*static*


The camera then cuts back to the top of the cliff focusing on Trixie who has her arms crossed with a look of annoyance on her face.

"Yeah, i'm so not jumping" Trixie replies as she turns her nose up to the left in disdain.

"And why not?" Abigail asks with an eyebrow raised.

"Hello duh, we're on national television" Trixie replies as she crosses her arms, "I'll get my hair wet" she replies in a matter of fact tone.

"If she's not doing it then neither am I" Dee-Dee replies as she sends Trixie a friendly smile only to be ignored.

"No, I am not going to lose this challenge because you didn't want to get your hair wet" Abigail replies annoyed as she gets in Trixie's face.

"Back off ghetto trash-star wannabe" Trixie replies glaring furiously at Abigail as she uncrosses her arms and balls up her fists.

"Yeah, you tell her" Eric says cheering Trixie on as he raises his right hand excitedly.

"Shut your "Bleep*-ing mouth fatass" Kyle yells at him angrily.

"You shut yours ya stupid jew" Eric yells back also angrily as they tackled each other and began fist-fighting.

"Well, at least i'm not some stuck-up spoiled little brat who thinks she's better than everyone else" Abigail spats at Trixie as she glares furiously at her.

"Well at least i'm good looking" Trixie says with a smirk on her face as she re-crosses her arms.

"Oh, your jumping" Abigail yells getting in Trixie's face.

"Make me" Trixie yells back as Abigail picks her up and throws him off the cliff. She lands in the safe zone,

"Ughh Abigail you are so dead" Trixie calls up once she resurfaced.

"Hey, I threw you into the safe zone didn't I" Abigail calls down as she looks up with a hopeful look, "Now I just hope I can hit it too" Abigail says to herself as she jumps next and also lands in the safe zone. She was followed by Marceline who ran and jumped off the cliff holding Bubba over her right shoulder who was complaining before landing in the safe zone. Dexter approached the cliff next and looked over before turning to Chris.

"Yeah there is no way i'm doing this" Dexter says as Chris places a chicken hat on his head.

"Seriously Dexter, you've got to do the challenge or else we could lose" Kyle says throwing his arms up in anger.

"Not gonna happen" Dexter says walking down the escalator. Dee-Dee was next.

"I thought this was supposed to be a talent contest" she replies scared with her current situation.

"Yeah, funny" Chris replies as she jumped screaming all the way. Timmy approached the cliff next with a nervous look on his face. Gather his courage he then jumped off tucking his legs into his chest.

"Whoo-Hoo CANNONBALL!" Timmy calls as he lands in the safe zone. The camera pans down to the beach where Wendy approaches Stan with a smile on her face.

"Hi Stan, um can we-" however before she can finish her thought she is cut off by Stan yelling up to Chris at the top of the cliff.

"HEY CHRIS, CAN BELLA AND I SWITCH TEAMS?" he asks as as he cups his hands around his mouth, "SHE'S COOL WITH IT!" he adds as Bella sends him a look of confusion.

"I am?" she asks him as the camera pans up to Chris .

"Fine whatever, Stan you're on The Killer Bass, Bella you're a Screaming Gopher" Chris says as he turns hos attention back to hosting.

"Thank *Bleep*ing god" Stan mutters as he walks towards the Killer Bass as Bella walks past him coming the other way and stands next to Wendy.


*static*

Wendy is seen with a look of hurt on her face.

"Wow...h-he really hates me that m-much" she says as tears form in her eyes. She says before she smacks herself across the face, "No stop it your pathetic, show some confidence Wendy, you just have to find the right moment to apologize and Stan will forgive you" she says to herself as she smiles confidently before faltering slightly.

*static*


"Okay Kyle, Eric if you both jump i'll give you guys wheel barrels to carry your crates in but if not then The Screaming Gophers get it" Chris says as the camera cuts back to him on top of the cliff.

"I'm not jumping" Eric says refusing to jump as he crosses his arms over his chest glaring at Chris just daring him to make him jump.

"Oh yes you are fat-ass, I am not losing this challenge because of you" Kyle yells annoyed with Eric's very presence as he balls his fists as he gets up in Eric's face.

"You know what Kyle you can just suck my balls because ah'm not jumping" Eric says as Kyle punches him in the face making him stagger and dizzy as he falls off the cliff landing in the safe zone.

"Damn he landed in the safe zone" Kyle mutters annoyed as he looks over the cliff with a disappointed look on his face.

"So Kyle are you gonna jump?" Chris asks.

"Yeah, i'm afraid i'm going to have to decline your offer" Kyle says with a stern look on his face as he places his hands on his hips.

"Are you sure because this will cost your team the wheel barrels and then your team will hate you" Chris says with a wicked smile on his face.

"Its a calculated risk but i've made up my mind" Kyle says nonchalantly as Chris puts a chicken hat on his head.

"Hypocrite" Timmy calls up in an annoyed tone as Kyle just glares down at him.

"The Screaming Gopher win the first part of the challenge and earn wheel-barrels to pull their carts" Chris announces as the members of The Screaming Gophers cheer while the members of The Killer Bass groan.


The camera zoomed out from the beach and faded to black, then faded back into the Gophers – back in their normal clothes - in the process of hauling their crates back to the cabins. They had been given four-wheel barrels with which to carry twelve crates; it had taken some careful stacking, but they were managing comfortably. Kenny, Merida, Monika, and Matthew had volunteered for pulling duty, and spirits were high enough that they had decided to sing '99 Bottles of Pop' to pass the time.

"Forty-nine bottles of pop on the wall, forty-nine bottles of pop! If one of those bottles should happen to fall, forty-eight bottles of pop on the wall!" That was the only verse they were shown singing before the camera quick-panned to the Killer Bass. The Blowfish logo which had been hanging in the upper-left portion of the screen spun around to show the symbol of the Bass. Although they had two less boxes to carry, the diverse physical abilities of the team was making things difficult. They all were trying to push their crates while Trixie was just sitting on top of hers filing her nails with a look of boredom on her face.

"Um excuse me don't you think you maybe...oh I don't know, wanna help" Abigail says getting annoyed with Trixie's laziness as she places her hands on her hips.

"I don't do grunt work" Trixie says as she sniffs in disdain, "I'm the brains and the beauty of this team while the rest of you are the doers of disgusting things" Trixie says as she stops filing her nails as she flips her hair over her right shoulder with her right hand.

"Ugh I can't stand that girl" Kyle growls as he begins getting real annoyed as he angrily begins pushing the crate.

"Just try to ignore her, if she refuses to pull her weight then we vote her ass off" Abigail says reassuring him with a smile as Trixie sends her a heated glare.

"Why is it that we got stuck with her and the fat-ass" Kyle says pointing over his left shoulder with his left thumb.

"I know...but hey if we try real hard maybe we can still pull out a win" Abigail says trying to be optimistic.

"Okay, then let's do this" Kyle replies with a determined smile on his face.


*static*

Abigail is seen with a look of annoyance on her face as she sits down and crosses her arms.

"Kyle is completely right we did get stuck with the assholes" she says as she crosses her right leg over her left leg, "Trixie and Eric are two of the worst human beings I have ever met" she says as she sighs in annoyance, "I may not be psychic but I predict that someone on our team is going home tonight" she says as she leans her head on the wall behind her as she closes her eyes.

*static*

Kyle is seen with a pissed off look on his face as he balls his fists up in anger as he paces to the right and left in the confessional.

"Okay that Trixie girl makes me so *Bleep*ing mad" he says as he stops pacing and glares angrily at the camera, "First chance I get i'm sending that bitch packing after Fat-ass" he says as he unclenches his hands before crossing his arms.

*static*

Trixie is seen with a look of annoyance on her face as she sits down and places her hands on her hips.

"So i'm just minding my own business when Abigail comes up to me and starts threatening to kill me because i'm not pushing the crate fast enough for her disgusting fake nailed man hands" she lies straight through her teeth as she shakes her head in disgust before stopping as she pulls her hands off of her hips, "She is so the first to go!" she says as she crosses her arms.

*static*


As the team continues to push their creates Eric suddenly just stops.

"This...(pant)...is...(pant)...*Bleeping*...(pant)...bullcrap" He says before collapsing face-first in exhaustion.

"Well maybe if you jumped like you were supposed to we wouldn't be in this mess" Kyle spat angrily ignoring the fact that he didn't jump at all.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP YA STUPID JEW!" Eric yelled angrily from the ground not even bothering to lift his head.

"YOU SHUT UP YOU RACIST FATSO AND GET BACK TO WORK!" Kyle yells angrily at Eric stepping away from his crate leaving Abigail to push it herself.

"SHUT THE HELL UP KY-AHL...AH DO WHAT AH WANT!" Eric yelled back furiously.

"THAT'S IT LET ME AT HIM, I'LL KILL HIM!" Kyle yelled as Marceline had to hold him back.

"Dude he's so not worth it" Marceline says trying to calm him down.

"Your right" Kyle replies taking a few deep breaths, "Thank you" he says as he begins to calm down.

"Any time" Marceline says as he looked into her eyes.

"Hey I just noticed that you have really pretty eyes" he says with a smile

"Oh gag me" Trixie says from atop her crate as she sticks her left index finger into her mouth as Marceline glares at her before smiling at Kyle.

"Sorry dude but Bubs and me are already going out" Marceline says pointing towards Bubba who was in a deep conversation with Dexter as Kyle hangs his head in defeat.


*static*

Marceline is seen sitting down as she pulls her left leg up and places her left foot on the seat as she places her right hand on the seat as well.

"I feel bad for lying to Kyle like that, but I did not sign up for this show to get into a relationship" she says as a forlorn look crosses her face for a hare of a second before it's replaced by a neutral look, "Yeah, been down that road before and it is not fun" she says as she shakes her head before stopping, "I'll have to let Bubs know about my lie though, I don't want him finding out through the grapevine" she says a slightly nervous look graces her face.

*static*

Kyle is seen with a look of disappointment on his face as he slumps onto the seat and leans his head back on the window behind him.

"Of course a cool girl like her is taken" he complains out loud as he shuts his eyes and bangs his head on the wall behind him on purpose, "I'm such an idiot" he mutters quietly, shame clear in his voice.

*static*


A flash was used to transition back to the Gophers mid-verse. "...should happen to fall, twenty-eight bottles of pop on the wall!" The team came to a stop, and the camera switched to a close-up of Bella.

"Hey look!" she says excitedly as she points ahead of her with her right index finger, the shot changing to one of the cabins. "There's the campgrounds!" she adds happily.

"Well, it's about damn time." Kirito complained in an annoyed tone.

"Okay, time to get to work!" Alison and Wendy ordered at the same time before glaring at one another.

"Let's get started, shall we?" Kenny says trying to defuse the tension the girls could create.


Another flash took the point-of-view back to the Killer Bass who were still trying to push their crates.

"This is getting us nowhere" Kyle says annoyance clear in his voice as he was still trying to push his crate. Marceline then smiled as she got an idea.

"Okay, everyone listen up I have an idea" she says as she climbs onto one of the crates to get everyone's attention as they all look to her.

"And why should we listen to you?" Trixie questions with annoyance lacing her voice as she stops filing her nails as she crosses her arms.

"Oh i'm sorry" Marceline says with a fake smile, Do you have an idea? If so let us hear it" she asks shutting Trixie up who simply glares at her, "I thought so" Marceline adds as she rolls her eyes in annoyance before getting back on topic, "Now there are twelve of us and ten crates so I say we work in pairs. Me and Bubs will be pair one, Dexter and Dee-Dee pair two, Alfred and Natalya pair three, Stan, Kyle and Abigail, pair four and Trixie, Eric and Timmy will be pair five...any questions?" she asks as she places her left hand on her hip as she gives everyone a glare daring them to question her.

"Yeah, why am I stuck with a loser and a fatso?" Trixie asks annoyed with her situation as she raises her left han.

"Ey bitch…i'm not fat i'm just big-boned" Eric yells up at her annoyed as well.

"I'll be your loser Trixie" Timmy says drooling again as he stares dreamily up at her.

"Again why am I stuck with the loser and the lazy fatass?" Trixie asks again annoyed as she rolls her eyes once again.

"Because you three are the weakest on our team and we don't want any of you to screw up our chances" Marceline says annoyance lacing her voice as she jumps down from the crate she was standing on.

"This is *Bleep*ing bull crap!" Eric exclaims furiously as he balls up his fists, "Your all pulling that whole ninety-nine percent shit on me again" he says he shakes his head in disgust before stopping and glaring at his team, "Oh sure pick on the one percent...see where it gets ya" Eric yells as the others ignore him and began pushing their crates. As Marceline and Bubba began pushing their crates Marceline remembered she had to tell him something.

"Oh Bubs, just to let you know, I told Kyle that we're dating so that he would stop hitting on me" she says as she looks behind her at Kyle before turning back to Bubba, "If he asks just pretend your my boyfriend" she says as Bubba begins blushing.

"S-Sure Marcy, y-you got it" he replies as he smiles with a slight blush.

"Thanks, dude" she says as she friendly punches him in the right arm with her right hand.


*static*

Bubba is seen sitting down with a small smile on his face as he places his hands in his lap.

"Of course i'm happy to help Marceline in keeping away Kyle's advances" he says as he places his right hand on the seat as he leans on his right arm "Even if it requires me to pretend to be her boyfriend as that is what best friends do for one another" he says as his smile falters and he sighs as a blush graces his face.

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A flash transitioned the scene back to the campgrounds. The camera panned to follow Chris as he walked from left to right past Matthew, Merida and Kenny as they worked to open a pair of crates.

"Remember, you guys can only use your teeth to open the crates!" the host says, explaining why the teens behind him had been attacking the containers with their mouths. "I came up with that one!" Chris smiled in a close-up.

"This sucks!" Elsa complains as she spits out the end of a rope she'd been pulling that was attached to her crate.

"Surely there must be a better way?" Alison asks, rubbing her tongue after trying to pull it open failed to yield results.

"I know, right?" Merida added as she too took a break to take a breather. "Ye'd practically have to be a bear to bite ye way into these things!" she says as she throws her hands in the air in disgust before lowing them back down.

"Ow! rope burn on my tongue!" Kenny yells as he jumps back from his crate and begins massaging his sore tongue.


About an hour later The Screaming Gophers finally get their crates open just as The Killer Bass arrive.

"Okay everyone lets get to work" Alfred says as the camera flashed forward to them after finally getting their crates open. Both teams then began working on their individual hot tub. Trixie then approached Abigail with Dee-Dee in tow.

"Look, Abigail, we got off on the wrong foot and I just wanted to apologize for my rude behavior earlier as it was totally uncalled for" Trixie says in an apologetic tone as she crosses her arms.

"Straight up?" Abigail asks curiously as Trixie nods her head yes, "Well then i'm sorry for throwing you off the cliff" Abigail replies also in an apologetic tone.

"No its okay I needed a little push...so truce?" Trixie says with a smile on her face as she uncrosses her arms and holds out her right hand.

"Yeah, truce" Abigail says shaking her right hand with her left hand.

"Thanks and by the way I love your earrings" Trixie says still with a smile on her face.

"Thanks, I love your boots" Abigail replies also with a smile on her face.

"Thanks…well we should get back to work now" Trixie says as she and Dee-Dee walk away. When their backs were turned Abigail smirked knowing she was lying. Alison who was standing nearby shook her head at Trixie's transparency and follows her.


*static*

Abigail is seen with a smirk on her face as she sits down and crosses her arms over her chest.

"I'm not an idiot" she says as she leans back against the wall behind her, "I know she was lying to me" she says as she begins chuckling, "But as long as she doesn't try and cost us the win, then I can ignore her for however long she's here" she says as she chuckles again as she uncrosses her arms and points over her right shoulder with her right thumb, "With her attitude, I predict that she's going to go home quite early" she says as she smirks at the camera.

*static*

Trixie is seen with a smirk on her face as she sits down and crosses her right leg over right leg.

"Too easy" she says as she crosses her arms.

*static*


As Trixie and Dee-Dee were walking back Dee-Dee who has a curious look on her face asks a question.

"So are you and Abigail friends now?" she asks as she looks back at Abigail who is separating pieces of the hot tub.

"Uckk no way am I, friends, with that bitch…" Trixie spat as she stopped to apply some lipgloss that she pulled out of her left skirt pocket.

"Oh okay" Dee-Dee says as she nods in understanding before becoming confused again, "Then why were you being nice to her if you don't like her?" Dee-Dee asks as she tilts her head to the left slightly as Trixie stops applying her lipgloss and sends turns her head back to send Dee-Dee an annoyed glare.

"Haven't you ever see one of these reality shows before...keep your friends close and your enemies closer" Trixie says putting her lipgloss away and pulling out her nail file.

"Oh" Dee-Dee says as nods in understanding again before smiling, "I'm your friend right?" she asks in a hopeful tone.

"Oh yeah" Trixie says with a fake smile before turning forwards as a dark look graces her face, "For now" she adds as the two walked off. What they didn't notice was that Alison heard the whole thing. She simply smirked evilly and shook her head.


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Alison is seen sitting down and filing her nails on her left hand as a smirk graces her face.

"So Trixie thinks by manipulating Dee-Dee the brain-dead moron that suddenly makes her a chess master" she says as she chuckles, "F.Y.I loser, no it doesn't" she says rolling her eyes in annoyance as she crosses her right leg over her left leg, "I need to get rid of her ASAP" she says before she gets an idea as an evil smirk graces her face, "Or I could just drag her to the end as a shield letting her take all the hits coming my way" she says as she chuckles again, "And when we get to the end, i'll take that million dollars for myself because lets face it, I outrank Trixie in talent, intelligence and beauty" she says as she stops filing her nails flips her hair over her right shoulder with her right hand.

*static*


The camera pans over to the Bass who have barley started assembling their hot tub as an argument has broken out between Alfred and Dexter.

"This team needs a proper leader and as I am Dexter: Boy Genius, I am the most fit to lead us" Dexter says with an air of arrogance as he closes his eyes and places his right hand on his chest.

"No way dude, i'm the hero and heroes are always the leader" Alfred says as he places his hands on his hips and striking a heroic pose as laughs a hero's laugh. Dexter then bursts out in laughter making Alfred blush in a mix of embarrassment and anger, "Stop laughing at the hero!" Alfred exclaims as Dexter stops laughing.

"Oh that was too good" he says before a smirk grace his face, "The very notion that you consider yourself a hero proves that you are too much of an ignoramus to properly lead us" Dexter says as Alfred glares at him, "And since there are no other candidates, then the role of leader shall fall upon me" he says with a smirk on his face as he pushes his glasses back up as they were slipping down the bridge of his nose.

"Hey, I am not an ignoramus!" Alfred exclaims in a heated tone, "I'll have you know that i've been accepted into Harvard Medical School a year early dude" Alfred replies as he crosses his arms as a smug smile graces his face as Dexter chuckles, causing Alfred's smirk to morph into a look of confusion, "Um why are you laughing?" he asks.

"It's just that I have already graduated from Harvard, top of my class as well" Dexter says with a reminiscent smile on his face, "Good times too" he says with a chuckle as Alfred glares at him. Before either one of them could continue the argument Natalya steps up.

"Shut up both of you" she says as they both stop glaring at one another to look at her, "Vhy don't ve put it to a vote for who ve vant to lead" she adds as she turns to the rest of her team.

"Yes, lets put it to a vote that I will surely win" Dexter comments with his usual air of arrogance.

"Fine by me" Alfred says with a smile on his face, "Great idea Nat" he adds making her blush slightly.

"V-Vhatever" Natalya replies as she once again faces the rest of the team, "All those in favor of Dexter raise your hand" she says as only Dee-Dee raises her hand making Dexter gasp in shock

"What, inconceivable!" he exclaims as Natalya ignores him.

"All those in favor of Alfred leading?" she asks as she, Marceline, Bubba, Kyle, Stan, Eric, Timmy and Abigail all raise their hands with Trixie choosing not to vote.

"Then it's decided Alfred is our leader" Natalya states plainly.

"Okay let's get to work!" Alfred exclaims with a happy smile on his face as Dexter glares at the back of his head.


A montage of the two teams' progress on their tubs was shown, switching regularly to highlight the vast differences between the Gophers and the Bass; the icon of the team is focused on at a given moment was shown in the top-left corner of the scene. First up was a shot of Matthew and Wendy making quick work of the construction, with the former handling most of the building and the latter ensuring that he had every tool and part as they were needed. The Bass, however, lacked such engineering talents – Alfred and Natalya were doing the most work, but Natalya had to leave the tub for a moment to get a piece she needed. Without another pair of arms, Alfred was having difficulty keeping the tub in one piece, and it looked ready to collapse.

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The next scene showed Eric swipe a part from his team when they weren't looking and chuck it at a bear who got angry and began chasing Kenny causing him to laugh, Monika is then seen chasing the bear to save Kenny, the camera then quick-panned to show Kyle and Abigail puzzling over where the missing part was meant to go.

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Bubba, Marceline, Timmy and Dee-Dee of the Bass were shown looking between one last piece of wood and their tub, which looked poorly-built and empty but otherwise complete.

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The final two scenes of the montage showed the two teams filling their tubs. Once again, the Gophers showed greater coordination by forming a bucket brigade between the lake and their tub. The Bass, on the other hand, were shown trying to deal with a sudden leak that appeared when Eric forcefully dumped a full bucket into it and ran off.


The music became tense as the scene changed to a shot of both teams standing in front of their cabins with their hot tubs, colored logos hovering above each side. Shots of Chris examining the two tubs were interspersed with close-ups of each team looking nervous. The host lingered on the Screaming Gophers' steaming masterpiece and threw up his arms. "This is an awesome hot tub!" he exclaims, the background becoming celebratory as the Gophers cheered.

"Yes!" Kenny says, popping out of the tub with a splash.

Chris approached the Bass, and the music became tense again. The twelve teens gasped as Chris tapped the side of the shoddier tub, and was squirted by a sudden new leak. The camera zoomed out to show several other jets of water spurting out from the tub, and the water level lowered quickly.

"Well," Chris smiled at the camera, "I think we have a winner here!" He looked between the two teams one last time, and raised a hand to his left. "The Screaming Gophers!"

The victory music began again as the Gophers cheered and the Bass looked angry and glum. "Gophers!" Chris told the winning team, "You're safe from elimination and you get to rock this awesome hot tub for the rest of the summer!" He pointed directly at the camera. "Bonus!"

The Gophers were shown cheering again.

"Killer Bass!" Chris turned his head to the losers, a frown on his face. "What can I say, sucks to be you right now!" The disappointment was still present in the Bass' body language, "I'll see your sorry butts at the bonfire tonight." The host's smile had returned.

"WOOHOO!" Kenny cheered, "We won, dudes! That means we're all stayin' for three more days"

"Epic Yo!" Irwin exclaims happily as he throws his hands up in excitement.

"I know right, this is awesome" Bella says with a smile on her face as she turns to her right to face Alison, "Right Alison?" she asks.

"Oh yes, yes it is" Alison says looking at the other team with an evil smirk on her face as Eric and Trixie began yelling at their team as Dexter is fuming off to the side.


*static*

Alison is seen laughing hysterically as she sits down and holds her stomach.

"That team is an absolute *Bleep*ing mess" she says as she stops laughing and covers her mouth with her left hand, "Excuse my language but it's true" she says as she lowers her hand and smirks at the camera as she crosses her left leg over her right leg as she laces her fingers together and places her hand in her lap, "I'm pretty sure the first few challenges here will be quite in our favor" she says as she smiles in determination.

*static*


The camera cut to the next meal, starting with a shot of the entire group of campers eating and then switching to the Killer Bass.

"So what now?" Timmy asks with a nervous look on his face.

"We decide who to vote off" Marceline explained.

"Well, ah think it should be Ky-ahl" Eric says pointing at the redheaded boy with his left index finger.

"*Bleep* you fatass, if anyone should leave it, should be you" Kyle says standing up and pounding his fists on the table as people began nodding in agreement with him.

"SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH KY-AHL AND THE REST OF YOU ASSHOLE NINETY-NINE PERCENTERS CAN KISS MY ONE PERCENT ASS" Eric yelled also standing up and pounding his fists on the table as well.

"As much as getting rid of Eric would be great, I think Trixie deserves to go home, at least Eric somewhat participated in the challenge, she just sat there filing her nails" Marceline explained motioning towards Trixie.

"How. Dare. You...you can't vote me off…i'm the most beautiful and popular person here" Trixie says glaring at Marceline who glared right back at her.

"That's not a good reason to keep you" Stan pointed out as he placed his right arm on the table and places his chin in his right palm as he sent Trixie a look of boredom.

"Oh shut up loser" Trixie spat glaring at him as she crosses her arms and turns away from him.

"Don't call him a loser" Kyle spat furiously as he placed his hands on the table and stood up.

"Well, who do you think we should send home?" Trixie asks rudely as she glares heatedly at Kyle.

"How about you…your attitude in today's challenge was just as bad as Eric's" Abigail says giving Trixie an annoyed glare.

"Oh shut up…at least i'm not completely useless" Trixie fires back with a glare of her own.

"Oh my God! Why doesn't everyone just back off?! I know how this works: You're the ninety-nine percent ganging up on the one percent! WELL I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT YOUR ALL ON MY *BLEEP*-ING SHIT LIST!" Eric yells as he storms out of the mess hall slamming the door behind him.

"I'm not sitting here and listening to this non-sense any longer, i'll be in the cabin, let me know when it's time to eliminate one of you pathetic nimrods" Trixie says as she stands up and leaves the mess-hall as well.

"Well whichever one of them goes home this team will be better for it" Dexter begins, "We lose Eric and we lose a problematic individual, we lose Trixie we loss both a problematic individual and make it so there is one less girl is on this team" he says causing his team to gasp in shock, "I mean honestly, how did the other team beat us when they have more girls than us?" he asks completely oblivious to the violent fury growing withing his female teammates.

"What did you just say?" Abigail asks shocked and pissed at the same time as she stands up followed by a very angry Marceline and Natalya. Dexter simply rolls his eyes, "Typical only someone with an inferior amind such as a girl would both to ask me to repeat myself" Dexter says as he chuckles lightly, "I said w-" Dexter says before Abigail, Marceline and Natalya all swam on him as Natalya picks him up by the throat and begins strangling him.

"Still think we have inferior minds?" Marceline asks as she places her right hand on her hip and sends Dexter a heated glare.

"Girls, stop he's not worth it" Alfred says as Natalya lets him drop to the floor. The girls all send him a hate-filled glare as they turn and leave the mess-hall.

"What the hell was that for?" Dexter asks Timmy not noticing the annoyed glares he was receiving even from his male teammates as he held his throat as he began gasping for air.

"You're an asshole Dexter" Timmy says standing up and leaving with the rest of the team as Dexter just sits there alone.

"Seriously what just happened?" Dexter asks as The Screaming Gophers who all send him heated glares before retuning to their dinner.


*static*

Stan is seen face-palming at Dexter's stupidity as he sits down.

"Yep Dexter is not surviving this elimination" he says shaking head in disappointment before stopping, "Which means we're going to be stuck with Cartman and Trixie for who knows how long" he says as he purposely bangs his head on the wall behind him, "Just *Bleep*ing great" he laments as he closes his eyes and just sits there

*static*

Alfred is seen with a frown on his face as he sits down and crosses his arms.

"My older brother raised me to be a gentleman when it comes to women" he says as uncrosses his arms and places his hands on his knees, "And the one thing you never do is disrespect them" he says shaking his head in disgust before stopping, " As the hero, it is my duty to make sure villainous scum like Dexter is removed from this show" he says before realizing something and smiling, "hey i'm about to defeat my first mad scientist!" he says with enthusiasm in his tone as he throws his hands in the air, "This is so kick-ass dudes!" he exclaims as he lowers his hands before pushing his glasses back up the bridge of his nose as they were slipping in his excitement.

*static*


The scene skipped forward to the elimination ceremony; the campfire burned brightly and the clearing was lined with torches and strings of lights. The twelve members of the Killer Bass sat on the stumps awaiting their fate – from left to right Bubba, Marceline, Alfred, Natalya, Kyle and Stan had claimed the back row, with the front row occupied by Timmy, Trixie, Eric, Dexter, Dee-Dee, and Abigail from left to right.

The camera zoomed in on the back row, showing Marceline, Natalya, and Alfred shooting devilishly satisfied looks at the back of a certain someone's head. The view panned to the front row, focusing on Trixie, Eric and Dexter.

"Next time you're in a competition, maybe you two should try shutting up for a change." Trixie told the boys next to her as she pulled out her nail file and began filing the nails on her right hand.

"Same goes to you too bitch" Eric replies crossing his arms in annoyance as he glares at her before turning his focus ahead.

"Killer Bass" The camera cut to Chris holding a plate of marshmallows. "At camp," the camera zoomed in on the plate, "Marshmallows represent a tasty treat," the camera cut to the mostly-smiling teens, "That you enjoy roasting by the fire." The view went back to a serious Chris. "At this camp, marshmallows represent life.

A cut to Alfred faking a yawn, then winking at Natalya who rolled her eyes in response before slightly blushing and turning her face in the other direction. "You've all cast your votes," Chris continued in a close-up, "And made your decision. There are only eleven marshmallows on this plate!" Another brief close-up of the plate. "When I call your name, come up and claim your marshmallow. The camper who does not receive a marshmallow tonight must immediately return to the Dock of Shame," the camera cut to the dock, the boat not yet present, "to catch the Boat of Losers." Chris pointed to the off-screen campers. "That means, you're out of the contest," another shot of the expectant campers, "and you can't come back," the campers seemed surprised, "ever."

Chris held up a single marshmallow. "The first marshmallow goes to…Bubba!" The prince charming smiled as he approached the host to get a marshmallow put on the stick he carried. "Alfred!" Chris continued, the hero wannabe grinning and getting his own bit of confection. "Natalya!" was the next to be called; she walked up calmly her face void of emotion. "Marceline! and Stan!"

"Yes!" Marceline cheers as she walked up to join the others. Stan soon followed with a look of boredom on his face as both of them grabbed their marshmallows.

"Dee-Dee!" the host continued.

"Yes!" she exclaimed as she stepped up.

"Kyle!"

"Thank god" Kyle mouthed as the realization sunk in.

"Timmy"

"Oh thank god" Timmy exclaimed relieved as he ran up and claimed his marshmallow

"Abigail!" The young woman held out her stick the moment her name was called...There were three players left and two marshmallows.

"The next marshmallow goes too..." Chris began as the shot quickly changed between Trixie, Eric and Dexter, to Chris and the marshmallow, to Dexter glaring at Eric, to the marshmallow again, to Eric glaring at the marshmallow, back to Trixie who is now nervously filing her nails, back to Eric who is now looking the most nervous he'd been that day, back to Dexter again, to the marshmallow, to Eric, to Trixie, to Dexter, to Chris as the music picked up, to Eric, Trixie and Dexter leaning forward nervously, to the host closing his eyes and extending a finger high above his head, to the pair of campers on the proverbially chopping block, to Chris' ominous pointer finger being brought down to eye level, the point-of-view shifting behind him as he moved his finger between the three young teens. He tapped his chin as the music came to a climax.

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"Are you all completely moronic why did I even get votes?" Trixie asks pissed as she stands up and throws her arms in the air before bringing them back down and crossing them. The host quickly regained his groove, and the background music became consistently dramatic. "Campers," he says, the camera focusing once more on the near-empty plate, "this is the final marshmallow of the evening!" The shot quickly changed between Eric and Dexter, to Chris and the marshmallow, to Dexter glaring at Eric, to the marshmallow again, to Eric glaring at Dexter, back to Dexter who is now biting his nails, back to Eric who is now looking the most nervous he'd been that day, back to Dexter again, to the marshmallow, to Dexter, to Dexter, to Chris as the music picked up, to Eric and Dexter leaning forward nervously, to the host closing his eyes and extending a finger high above his head, to the pair of campers on the proverbially chopping block, to Chris' ominous pointer finger being brought down to eye level, the point-of-view shifting behind him as he moved his finger between the two young men. He tapped his chin as the music came to a climax.

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"Damn right!" Eric says, regaining his composure and hiding his relief. He shot a cocky grin towards Dexter as the host put the final marshmallow on Eric's stick. "Like I was even worried...but you all better start respecting mah authoritah!" he says angrily,

"Wait seriously!" Dexter yells furiously as he stands up and angrily balls his fists.

"Yes seriously dude" Alfred sneers in his direction as Natalya, Marceline and Abigail all send him heated glares.

"How could this have happened I was doing so good" Dexter lamented placing his face in his hands

"Yeah, not really." Chris smiled as he approached the red-headed young man. "You pissed your entire team off." He gestured for Dexter to get up. "Dock of Shame is that way!" Chris says as Dexter turns to his former team with an angry glare on his face.

"Great job voting off the only one with any brains on this team" he says as he sneers in disgust at them, "I knew you were all inferior to my gen-ack!" Dexter yells as he cut off by his former team all throwing their marshmallows at him, one getting lodged in his throat which he hacks up.

"You need to learn a little something called respect" Abigail says as she glares at him. Dexter simply rolls his eyes before getting up. He then starts walking, the music turning solemn as the footage skipped ahead to him walking down the Dock of Shame alone. Dexter was shown at the end of the dock as the Boat of Losers, driven by the Chef, arrived with a splutter. The camera then cut back to Chris

"The rest of you!" Chris addressed the remaining Blowfish at the campfire pit, smiles on their faces and marshmallows on their sticks. "Enjoy your marshmallows! You're all safe." The camera cut to a close-up of the host's evil smirk. "For tonight...".


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Marceline is seen sitting down with a look indifference on her face as she crosses her arms.

"Okay so far this place still sucks" she says as she blows a strand of hair out of her eyes as a small smile graces her face, "But now that i'm here I might as well try to win" she says as her smile gets bigger.

*static*

Trixie is seen with a look of annoyance as she sits down and begins filing her nails.

"This team is a *Bleep*-ing train wreck!" she exclaims as she shakes her head in disgust before stopping, "Everyone on this team is completely useless!" she exclaims as she growls furiously, "Once again i'm the only one with any brains" she says annoyance clear in her voice as she crosses her right leg over her left leg.

*static*

Dee-Dee is seen with a look of disappointment on her face as she sits down and places her hands in her lap.

"Why did Dexter have to go and open his big fat mouth and get himself kicked off first!" she exclaims in an upset tone as she sighs and begins twirling the hair from her left pigtail around her left index finger, "Now I'm all alone and I don't know anybody" she says as she sighs again before a smile appears on her face, "At least Trixie is my friend, I don't know what I would do without her" she says as her smile grows bigger.

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The scene cut to outside the Gophers cabin, the sounds of a party in the background. Irwin, Kirito, Matthew, Bella, Elsa, Hanabusa, and Alison were all enjoying the hot tub, and the shy guy raised a glass to toast. "T-T the Screaming G-Gophers eh!" The seven in the tub with him cheered.

"Yeah! us Gophers rock!" Kenny says, beginning to dance in front of the tub only to fall and then get back up and continue dancing. None of his teammates quite knew what sort of dance it was, but it didn't stop Monika and Merida from joining in, the three chanting "Gophers rock!" over and over again.

The scene zoomed out to show The other team passing by the revelers. Trixie stopped when she noticed the camera. "Still rolling?" she asks, looking directly into the camera and earning a close-up in return. The music became ominous as Trixie continued to talk. "Good. Because while those vermin may think they've won," she pointed thumb over her shoulder, "a real competitor knows it isn't over until there's only one left standing. And that's gonna be me." She turned her thumb to her own chest, and smiled manically.

(Fade to Credits)


Teams

Screaming Gophers: Alison, Bella, Elsa, Hanabusa, Irwin, Kenny, Kirito, Matthew, Merida, Monika, Phoebe and Wendy

Killer Bass: Abigail, Alfred, Bubba, Dee-Dee, Eric, Kyle, Marceline, Natalya, Stan, Timmy and Trixie.

Eliminated: Dexter

Disclaimer: I own nothing in this story…Chris, Chef Hatchet and Camp Wawanakwa belong to Fresh TV, Alfred F. Jones, Natalya Arlovskaya and Matthew Williams belong to Hidekazu Himaruya, Irwin belongs to Maxwell Atoms, Merida & Elsa belong to Disney, Hanabusa Aido belongs to Matsuri Hino, Marceline Abadeer, Phoebe Flame and Bubba Gumball belong to Pendleton Ward, Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, Wendy Testaburger and Kyle Broflovski belong to Trey Parker & Matt Stone, Abigail Lincoln belongs to Mr. Warburton, Monika belongs to Team Salvato, Alison Dilaurentis belongs to Sara Shepard and Marlene King, Bella Swan belongs to Stephanie Meyer, Kazuto "Kirito" Kirigaya belongs to Reki Kawahara. Abridged Kirito belongs to Something Witty Entertainment, Trixie Tang and Timmy Turner belong to Butch Hartman…I am so glad to finally get this completed... I hope you enjoyed my TD do-over...R&R and tell me what you thought...who your fave and least fave are...part two will be up soon…have a nice day bye:)